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Teach A Robot To Drive, Win A Million Bucks

An Anonymous Reader writes "DARPA has released the details of a 'Grand Challenge,' with a $1 million prize. The challenge is to build an autonomous vehicle which can 'navigate on its own over a 250-mile desert course in less than 10 hours.' from L.A. to Vegas, 'without external communication or human control.' The contest is to be conducted in March 2004, and is open to all comers. Can we get at least one entry to represent slashdot?" We've mentioned this contest a few times before: any intended entrants out there want to disclose your secret plans?

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  1. Teach a robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    To get FP

  2. FP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    in soviet-russia the car controls YOU!

    1. Re:FP by KingDaveRa · · Score: 1, Funny
      The first post had to be a Family Guy quote :-)

      Well, that's where I heard it anyway.

  3. dislose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    dislose? Does that mean find them?

  4. Sounds Easy To Me by ZeroLogic · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just make it really really big, with treads, and a huge freaking mulcher on the front. Then, just let it travel in a straight line from LA to Vegas. Crushing everything in its path!

  5. sounds like fun by Scorchen · · Score: 4, Funny

    robot prime suspect for fridays hit and run accident which resulted in the death of several school aged children..

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  6. Top Secret. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We've mentioned this contest a few times before: any intended entrants out there want to dislose your secret plans?"

    I could, but then I would have to kill you. :)

  7. This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    A car driven by this would fail in no time...

  8. Before we teach the robots how to drive... by Ron+Coscorrosa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can we teach the humans to, as well?

    1. Re:Before we teach the robots how to drive... by shaitand · · Score: 4, Funny

      Humans are incapable of doing most anything
      properly by and large. If humans could drive
      why would we need to teach robots?

    2. Re:Before we teach the robots how to drive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      the whole purpose to teaching robots how to drive is that humans drive horribly. that's the entire reason we have speed limits. with robots, there would be no need for speed limits. they could be calculated dynamically based upon road conditions. you could easily go 80mph safely on most freeways. stupid humans. don't even know how to drive right.

    3. Re:Before we teach the robots how to drive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm going to put a tin-foiled box over my head and talk in a monotone voice then just drive the car myself to win the prize. Haha! See you in Vegas, suckers!

      Hey man, can you teach me how to drive?

  9. Its a long shot... by kinnell · · Score: 5, Funny

    but just pointing an old car in the right direction with the steering wheel and accelarator jammed would have a small chance of victory. It would make a lot more sense than playing the lottery, and on the off chance that it did work, it would piss off DARPA no end.

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    1. Re:Its a long shot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes, Darpa, I have my creation right here.

      Yes it does look a lot like a beat up nissan that I payed $50 for. And yes that does look like a rope attached to the steering wheel. Just tell me when it can go so I know when to drop this brick on the accelorator.

  10. Robots gambling? by electricmonk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Who's piloting it, Bender?

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  11. That would be something, but... by mrroot · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now if someone could just teach the residents of Florida how to drive...

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    1. Re:That would be something, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      and to vote...

  12. how to succeed in AI contests without really tryin by kurosawdust · · Score: 5, Funny
    The challenge is to build an autonomous vehicle which can 'navigate on its own over a 250-mile desert course in less than 10 hours.' from L.A. to Vegas, 'without external communication or human control.' ...any intended entrants out there want to disclose your secret plans?

    I plan to build a 250-mile-long car.

  13. Re:Uh, riiight.... by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

    sounds simple enough... stick a midget inside!

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  14. Slashdot Entry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    If someone from Slashdot enters a vehicle, it should definitely be named "Autonomous Coward." :)

    1. Re:Slashdot entry by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I knew at least one pessimistic bastard would post some nonsense of this sort. Personally I think getting an entry to represent Slashdot is a great idea, and I also happen to think it's quite doable. No need for crappy sarcasm.

      I envision something like this:

      1. Some dude(s) donate(s) a car and a camcorder.
      2. Some hardware hackers wire a computer to interface with the car and the camcorder.
      3. Someone starts a sourceforge project.
      4. One million Slashdot monkeys do their best to develop some kind of AI.
      5. ???
      6. Profit!

      Maybe it wouldn't win, but it'd be a damn amusing project, obviously the point of it anyway.

      What do you say, Slashdotters? C'mon, it'd be fun. Let's do it!

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    2. Re:Slashdot entry by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have a '94 Saturn. Let's rock.

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    3. Re:Slashdot entry by Lord_Slepnir · · Score: 2, Funny

      Step Five:
      After allowing Slashdot Monkeys to do write it, it races halfway across the desert, notices some specific terrain feature that someone named "Tr011 k1ng" wrote the code for navigating, then drives in a pattern that looks like "Fi0r5t P05t 0wnz0rz j000!!!!111" from the air.

  15. Re:Hrmmmmm by xintegerx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hear they've got the "flying to a building within a 1 mile radius" part done. Wouldn't it be not much more difficult to extend the radius to 250 miles? What would be involved?

    Lots and lots of square miles.

  16. The hard part by Jim+Ethanol · · Score: 5, Funny

    The challenge here is real-time processing of vision data to handle obstacle avoidance, etc.

    They say that you can use "public navigation signals. So a GPS (and backup) receiver, along with a Digital Elevation Map of the area would be half the battle. But real-time stereoscopic vision is a bitch. The nice thing is that you can fit a whole lot of computing power into a medium sized car.

    I suspect another big problem will be colliding with other bot cars... I'm thinking about running a Ford Pinto, which due to the placement of it's gas tank, will explode on impact. At least that away the other robot cars will FEAR mine and stay away ;)

    -JE

    "You're always going to have problems moving a body in one piece" -- Brick Top

  17. Hm... by foxtrot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does slapping a fedex label on yourself and jumping in the nearest drop box count as "external communication"?

  18. Subject goes here by InsaneCreator · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can we get at least one entry to represent slashdot?

    I doubt it. But do notify us when there is a baloon race. We could donate loads and loads of hot air! :)

    1. Re:Subject goes here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So, what do we use for ballast? AOL cds?

  19. Monkeys by Avsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Everyone knows that any finite path can be traversed by an infinite amount of monkeys driving an infinite amount of cars (with infinite gas) over an infinite amount of time.

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  20. Bury survivors? by spanky1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    If two robots got in an accident on the Canada/Mexico border, where would they bury the survivors?

  21. Re:It is not open to all comers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Eh, it'll be funny when a team of Indian programmer can design the same car for a tenth of the money... but it'll die at the first unexpected obstacle.

    And of course DARPA will give the job to the Indians.

  22. Re:Before you slam DARPA.. by brejc8 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would like to slam DARPA for using this fun contest to get ideas on hopw to kill people better.

  23. Re:Perhaps not that hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    References:
    • Artificial Intelligence: A Modern Approach [berkeley.edu]
    • ALVINN [cmu.edu]
    See also:
  24. Gambling junket by mabu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nice to know that DARPA is now getting into the casino shuttle business.

  25. Italian Linux-based project should compete by HuguesT · · Score: 4, Funny

    No offence to Italian drivers, but this little project developed an autonomous vehicle using Linux, that could drive on Italian highways. Pretty impressive!

    the ARGO project

    If you've ever driven in Italy you should be impressed too...

  26. If we can't tell the difference... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... it must be the touring test.

  27. Re:Uh, riiight.... by Nathdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    The challenge is to build an autonomous vehicle which can 'navigate on its own over a 250-mile desert course in less than 10 hours.' from L.A. to Vegas, 'without external communication or human control.'

    I'm pretty sure autonomous operation is of utmost importance to DARPA. On goes the tinfoil hat but:
    PHASE 1: 'navigate on its own over a 250-mile desert course in less than 10 hours.'
    PHASE 2: Transform into robot-humanoid form.
    PHASE 3: Identify targets. Lock. Fire.
    (PHASE 4: Profit!)

    The only question you've gotta ask is, in today's ambiguous political environment, who are the autobots and who are the decepticons?

    Seriously, call me a troll, but would DARPA be interested in an autonomous vehicle capable of navigating desert terrain, without also considering coupling it with an autonomous weapon system? Or maybe I just spent too much time playing Command & Conquer back in the day.

  28. What about *after* the race? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    After it gets to Vegas, surely we need to give it AI to play blackjack and then get shitface drunk. Otherwise, it would be a wasted trip.

    BTW, is Vegas gonna take odds for this race?