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Bioware Releases Neverwinter Nights Linux Client Beta

valedaemon writes "Well, I thought that the world would end before this day dawned, but Bioware has finally made good on its promise of a Linux client for Neverwinter Nights. You still need a Windows installation in order to copy the game data, but the good news is that the downloadable is only 4.4 MB. I could write more, but why? Go play!"

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  1. w00tn3ss by DumbWhiteGuy777 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow, never would have thought this would happen at all.

    Isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?

  2. I know what I will be doing this weekend... by absurdhero · · Score: 3, Funny

    Spending Friday night, Saturday morning and afternoon trying to get OpenGL hardware acceleration working. And all Sunday calling around to my Windows using friends begging for a copy of NWN :)

  3. WooHoo!! by Choronodon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wonderful. Now the flame wars can really start. At least I'll be happily playing through the campaign again :-)

  4. W00...close call for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ROFLMAO!

    I entered the cave.
    *use lantern*

    The lantern lights a path and you see linuxNWN.tar.gz
    *download linuxNWN.tar.gz*

    You hath established connection and are downloading linuxNWN.tar.gz at 88KBps
    *wistle dixie*

    10% ... @80KBps

    *wistles*

    35% ... @65KBps

    *wistles faster*

    52% ... @40KBps

    *curse thy slashdot*

    You have cursed at the slashdot administrators.
    *grin*

    A firey elementa of CowboyNeal appears before you.
    *grovel*

    CowboyNeal demands, "Why hath though cursed me through these halls, lest though die from thy vile dead?"
    *kiss feet, explain the echoing of words on slashdot as being construed by the kobolds, trolls, and gnomes in the walls of this dungeon, and the stress from the occasional double post*

    CowboyNeal forgives, leaving warning: "You hath finish thy download at a mere 10KBps, and henceforth I will shut up further seeds from download of thy file by SLASHDOT AFFECT!"
    *praise cowboyneal for sparring thy download*

    99.999999% ... @10KBps
    *shake off tarantulas, swap file with *NULL, run through hall, jump over chasm, run away from ball*

    Phew, you are panting. You arrive at a lake; a strange man is sitting on a hydrofoil plane and is fishing...
    *play game*

    You die of a poison dart

    1. Re:W00...close call for me. by stak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your corpse is eaten by a grue.

  5. B10\/\/4r3 are 1337 h4x0rz by Soko · · Score: 4, Funny

    From the Bioware page:

    You will have to purchase a copy of the game to get a valid Neverwinter Nights CD-Key. Of course, with this purchase you also get a lovely Neverwinter Nights mapkin, a spiral-bound game manual, and three plastic-coated aluminum-reinforced W1nd0z3 brand coasters.

    Heh. Think they know who thier audience is, or what?

    Soko

    --
    "Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm." - Anonymous
  6. Oh, great by Len · · Score: 3, Funny
    Someone just logged in and started slaughtering all the nurses and civilians.

    Looks like there's no difference between Linux and Windows users after all.

  7. OMG Finally by boola-boola · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's finally here! It's finally here! It's finally here! /me runs around screaming like a little girl, then runs straight into a wall and passes out, forgetting that it all happened... only to wake up, obsessively check Slashdot, see the headline, and repeat the cycle...

    But seriously, wow, I've been waiting almost a year for this (okay, maybe more like 9 months or so). I'm pretty happy that it's here now, since this expands the number of games I can play in Linux without having to reboot back into Windows. w00t! Although, honestly, is there even a reason I should play it in Linux rather than Windows (other than me being too lazy to reboot)? Since it's a beta it's rather crippled, and at this rate, I'm not sure it'll EVER run "as well" as the Windows version. I'm not too convinced with my Linux Q3A and RtCW (Punkbuster and performance are not up to par in Linux compared to Windows). We shall see.

    /me goes to install the Linux client...

  8. Re:The Reason by RobertKozak · · Score: 2, Funny


    Yes I can figure oout how the signature feature of slashdot works, but (and this might come as a big surprise to you) I don't really care.
    You might have nothing better to do with your time but I have many many things I are more valuable to me to spend my time on. Things like: working, reading, spending time with my girlfriend, etc.
    My suggestion for you is to get off the indentation you have in your couch, grab a shower, brush the cheetos off your shirt and get out of the house and get a life.
    But hey, what do I know? I can't even figure out how to use the signature function properly.
    --
    'tis true. I haven't looked up how to create a proper .sig

    --
    Bet this .sig looks familiar.