Mandrake Linux 9.1 (Bamboo) Is Available!

Not to load you up with Mandrake, but joestar writes "Mandrake Linux 9.1 (Bamboo) is now officially available at a number of FTP mirrors. This version appears to be a key release for MandrakeSoft and includes many new features such as a new simplified installation procedure, ZeroConf network support, Wi-Fi support, NTFS partition resizing and a brand-new... MandrakeGalaxy theme. It's very beautiful and the whole thing has apparently very few bugs, which is a good news. A full presentation is available at Mandrake's website, download is available from their FTP page as usual. As I see it, it's certainly the most important Mandrake release since version 7.0..." Update: 03/25 21:44 GMT by T : And if you like the distro, you can do both yourself and Mandrake a favor by ordering box sets straight from them, or joining Mandrake's Club.

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The Escape of Egg Troll!!

[Anonymous Coward]

Fellow Trolls:

I have escaped from the vile "Love Dungeon" that Taco and Rob had imprisoned me. Although my backside now bears an uncanny resemblance the goatsex man, I'm glad to say that I'm alive. I was witness to numerous homosexual, bestial acts of the foulest nature one can imagine. Everytime I close my eyes I can still see Taco on his hands and knees, with a large Great Dane thrusting its red wang into his lips. *shudder*

Whilst imprisoned I was able to catch the briefest of glimpses of Jon Katz. Apparently Jon does not take part in the usual acts of sodomy that the rest of the Slashdot editors do. This would be because Jon weighs 500 pounds, and not even the desperate, love-stricken Slashdot editors find him attractive at all. Then again, at that weight the probably couldn't find his sphincter even if they wanted to.

Fellow trolls, please be aware that Taco loves nothing more than to parade around his mom's basement while wearing a black latez Nazi SS uniform. He keeps his arm greased up to the elbow and refers to himself as the "Tower of Power". Additionally, Timothy's anus is so loose that it was able to engulf Taco's fist like a python swallowing a guinea pig.

Finally, as I've previously mentioned no computers in the Slashdot compound actually run Linux. The bulk of them run various flavors of Windows, wiht a few lonely, neglected Macs throw in (the Slashdot webserver is actually an enfeebled Quadra 610.) When the leather penis-gag was removed from my mouth long enough to speak, I asked Taco about this. He replied by saying, "Haha! The readers are just fucking simps." before he stuffed a pair of panties previously worn by Kathryn Thurber into my mouth.

Troll 98 of 210 from the annals of the Troll Library .

PLEASE BOYCOTT MANDRAKE

[Anonymous Coward]

Mandrake is a French product. To purchase it is to stab all those American, British, Australian, Shiite, and Kurdish people who are battling for freedom in the back.

Re:PLEASE BOYCOTT MANDRAKE

[HiThere]

You left out the Turks ... who, of course, are primarily in this it ensure that the Kurds don't get their own country. Might make it more difficult to (ahem) assist them.

Who was it that was in favor of freedom? For who?
Well, perhaps that's why you ignored the Turks. But they're in that mess too.

Re:PLEASE BOYCOTT MANDRAKE

[repoleved]

To purchase it is to stab all those American, British, Australian, Shiite, and Kurdish people who are battling for freedom in the back.

Sounds like a good reason to purchase it, to me. :)

Psychedelic Republican Trading Cards +1 Patriotic

[Anonymous Coward]

First U.S. President To Be Convicted Of DUI

Cheers,
W00t

Get Your War On

Re:Mandrake....Let the french support them!!!

[Cro Magnon]

Yeah, stick to American distros - like Slackware.

Attention, all French people:

[Anonymous Coward]

You are a nation of pussies. You have no business existing on the same planet as actual human beings. You are lower than low. You are cowards. You have no morals. You French people should commit suicide because you are worthless. You are ugly, too.