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FSF Announces Corporate Patronage Program
Andy Tai writes "The Free Software Foundation has announced a 'Corporate Patronage Program' to allow companies to support the work of the FSF. The members already include IBM, HP, Ada Core Technologies and MySQL. Interested parties should contact Ravi Khanna."
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mds' birthday party was a blast!
Ohio Sucks.
Death to Reefer Addicts.
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2. It's not a big state, but it's not a small state either, it's actually just a medium state. It sucks.
3. People live there.
4. Nothing useful ever goes on there.
5. Drew Carey likes it.
6. I hate Ohio.
Death to Reefer Addicts.
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Copyright 2003 - Al Jew-zeera Newscorp.
KUWAIT CITY -- The smell of cooking bacon drifted through the forward-deployment base of an elite Delta Force unit yesterday in Kuwait. Pork fat is now the number one choice of lubricants for the unit of American soldiers assigned to rape Iraqi women, and troops were getting ready for battle.
"It tastes great, and it helps us slide our cocks right into their quivering assholes" states Lt. John Holmes. "Those hairy, smelly bitches are so uptight that we need something that is really heavy duty to help us drive home the point that Americans are superior to these rag-headed camel jockeys."
Questions about the insertion of the unit of the U.S. Army's Special Forces Rape Battalion raged in the arab world. Haji Mubarak, spokesman for Arabs Supporting Saddam (ASS) stated, "Only we are allowed to treat our women like shit! Now they will have a taste of two forbidden fruits -- long, thick American cock and pork! This is an insult to our culture! Jihad! Jihad against the American dogs!"
Gen. Tommy Franks refused to directly answer questions about the issue at the CENTCOM briefing given yesterday at headquarters in Qatar. "Who gives a fuck about those sand niggers? It can only improve them as a people. I just hope those brave men who get crabs from those filthy arab whores get the Purple Hearts they deserve. They are really going into harm's way. If the arabs think this is bad, wait till we take the Kaabaa and turn it into a cruise missile. Jesus are they dumb -- worshipping a fucking meteorite."
Amnesty International decried the unit's deployment to Iraq. Spokeswoman Jennifer Stover stated, "This is clearly a violation of the Geneva Convention. The use of pork fat as a lubricant when raping muslim women is extremely offensive to notions of islamic culture. Besides, ever since I've been involved with Amnesty International, I haven't been able to find a good man anywhere. I want the first shot at those American cocks myself. Jesus, I could use a good fucking right now. These faggoty pacifist lefty men I work with can't get it up unless you go through the whole "dominant Hillary" scene with them. It's such a fucking drag."
Al Jew-zeera Reporter Shlomo Silverstein will be embedded with the U.S. Army's Special Forces Rape Battalion. His reports will be available from the field on our website and in the upcoming gonzo video series, "Dirty Arab Sluts of Iraq".
They sure as hell ain't getting any play around here.
This is a DIE-IN!
EVERYBODY who doesn't support bush's imperialistaic policies and bloodlust for oil POST HERE and we'll clog teh article!!!!
DOWN with Bush and Blair, let the IRAQUI PEOPLE choose there government and if saddam is it then let it be!!!
WE WILL BE HEARED!
Even if they are so fucking what!
Maybe you should think before you post next time. Remember that we are at war now, and that the Russians are using this opportunity to cancel old agreements on nuclear weapons.
Maybe communism isn't as dead as you think it is, and maybe your boys in the gulf could need a little more support from people like you.
How small a thought it takes to fill a whole life