GPS devices and listening devices aren't really "killer" are they?
Wasn't there a whole slew of vietnam-era military-base-legends about cans of coke spiked wtih powdered glass and snake venoms, sold by Vietnamese peasants to the soldiers? Are there any real documented cases of this happening?
...They win every time. Seriously, if you look at this thread and see how many people respond to this with aggravation toward the dude who decided to try to piss someone off the way HE had been pissed off, it's easy to see that most people (/.ers since they're just fux0r1ng geeks of one sort or another) are just a bunch of pansies. They would rather see the @ssh0le go free on his merry way to piss entire tracts of people off with his 1000w sub than deal with the clash that happens when someone stands up to them.
These guys, the ones in the cars etc, are the scum of the planet. They're the shitheads who get kicked out of school, the scumbags who've been born into money and whose parents buy them everything their spoiled asses want. See it all the time here, at least twice I know of in the last year people have been hit and killed by streetracers in my city. Oh, and to top it all off the guys who hit them are like 17-18, just got a car for their birthday too, because after all, who needs to do anything useful when mommie and daddie are paying for a $40000 machine to play with? They're the steroid pumped drug dealers (and I know this one for 100% sure, seen it a lot) that believe the pumped music is announcing to everyone in range that THEY are the BADDEST. Never mind that it's 2:30AM in a residential Suburb full of geriatric chinese people. Nope, to them, they're cruising the 'hood and they're just as bad as they can be with their tunes pumping. Makes them feel slightly less insecure about having such a small dick.
The people that get irate at someone who actually does anything about it (not that this guy actually did anything, he just pissed on off... Heh) are a bunch of weak willed little pansies. They'd rather have their secure little world where nothing changes, and nobody rocks the boat. After all, what would life be without comically shaking one's fist at the jackasses who rove about in their cars, speeding through school zones.
Anyway, this is the point:
(Aggression)=(Small Brain)
Honestly, I think the/. idiots who flame this guy are worse than the bloody streetracing homos. Next time you go out to try to piss a guy off, better be prepared to deal with it though. If he lives 2 blocks from you, or goes there frequently, call the cops. Beating the living shit out of people like that does virtually nothing, they're too dense to understand and they go and slash tires and break windows. Then you have to kill them.
I watched Kill Bill at the local Cineplex Odeon, and for the first twenty minutes before the movie started, about a billion ads played through. One of these, and it was repeated three times, was an MPAA ad against piracy.
The ad, however, was extremely poorly written, and acted. The guy who was talking about the piracy, though what he was actually saying was understandable if you REALLY thought hard about it, appeared to say that piracy wasn't hurting the industry or anyone in it.
I laughed my @ss off walking out, because I heard at least 3 conversations going on after the movie about the ad, all of which were going something like: "Whoah, dude, did they just say like, downloading movies is like, ok? Dude, whoah, that like, rules dude..."
... to take over someone's house for inordinate amounts of time. We had a month long LAN party a couple years ago during the summer... People came and went, slept there or not, ate all the food in the house, and left garbage pretty much everywhere.
Then Mitch's dad came home, and the LAN miraculously evaporated, leaving a wake of garbage and destruction.
Make sure:
You don't run a microwave oven on the same circuit as 6 computer systems.
You leave a system 24/7 connected to the 'net and set up as a gateway. Geeks who don't want to play CS or Medal of Honor at any given time can d/l pr0n instead.
Don't purchase "Great Value" cola from Wal-Mart. Yes it's only $2.00 per case, but when you have multiple, solid 10lb corn logs that reek like moldering ass mixed with turpentine, you'll be sorry. Go classy, get real brands of soda.
Well, that's pretty much it for my tips, other than that, just be careful with those Logos, some people tend to get offended... For some reason.
Somehow I don't think this will work all that well... As with most military technology, it's going to cost vast amounts of money and be lost in vast numbers.
I mean, people bitch hardcore when soldiers die on the battlefield (despite the fact that they knew what they were getting into, and signed up for it), what are they going to do when each soldier's death also means the destruction of $100K of sensitive military equipment paid for by tax dollars?
Naturally the idea is a wicked one, bringing to mind the Power Armor from the Fallout games, and the suits worn by the soldiers in Starship Troopers (the book, not the sissy movie). However, until you actually have a 1-man-killing-machine-tank-suit, I don't think it's going to be viable...
Playing a lv7 Fighter, finding the Amulet of Shadows in your inventory without knowing exactly where it came from, and sneaking into Red Mountain when you know DAMN well anything there can kill you...
For the longest time when I walked into a darkened 6th House base lit with red candles I simply turned around and walked out... That's the creepiest. The ancestral tombs scared the shiite out of me...
My point is that most people who bitch and complain about everything, (and BTW I'm not protesting, they can just kiss my ass and die for all I really care), are just assbangles who love to stir shit up no matter the cause. They'll protest just for the sake of protesting. I saw on the news the other night some chief assbangle being interviewed with the caption "Professional Protestor" underneath. Seriously, if they have time to protest then they're obviously not doing anything useful with their time normally anyway.
Also, "The Freedom To Express Your Views On Slashdot Without Fear Of Repercussions"(tm) is a crock. Without OFFICIAL repercussions or assault. Anyone dissenting with the general feeling of slashdotters is immediately jumped on by an asswad of sweaty unwashed linux fanatics ready to bash heads and fsck someone up. Someone commented a while ago that for people who bitch about Microsoft's practices, Slashdotters are pretty quick to castrate and hang anyone even remotely smelling like they've violated the GNU license...
And FREEDOM of SPEECH! It doesn't exist. Well, it does, but you are only FREE to say things that are acceptable by the current social standards. True freedom of speech would mean that racists can say whatever they want whenever and wherever... You don't want that, do you?
People who bitch about getting in shit for complaining and opposing their government in (Canada, USA, Inglind, Ohio, etc...) are morons. They say crap like "We don't live in a democracy!" or "Democracy has failed us!". All I have to say is "Shut the Fsck up you dumb bisnatches.
A DEMOCRACY is where the people who live there get to choose who represents them in the governing body. It doesn't mean that people have the final say in what goes on. It doesn't mean that people get to stop proceedings started by their government. It DEFINITELY doesn't mean that the people are immune to getting their ass kicked for disagreeing with the government. And it shouldn't.
One day there's going to be some big peace march, and then there will be a firing squad who'll butcher like 500 dumb-ass protestors (Most of whom publicly protest anything from chlorine in the water to starving little afghani shitheads not getting their daily pedialite). Then I'll laugh, I'll laugh so long and hard I'll cry. And as the laugher rolls, and the tears of mirth stream down my face, I'll think "Where's your DEMOCRACY now bitch! Muha! Guess you should protest some more!"
All people with an IQ lower than 90 (And all people from Ohio) should be forced to wear a shirt thay carries a "Moron" disclaimer...
This would solve a lot of problems, like if you're arguing with someone and you wonder why they're being so dense... Now you'll KNOW! They're a MORON! Or they're from Ohio, which is basically the same thing...
It should keep them from breeding and polluting the bloodlines of many an intelligent family tree...
...Actually I'm not at all. Japanese nerd-types (Not ethnically Japanese, but those wannabes) have always bothered me on some level... They're the type that clog the newsstand/newspaper store drooling over the Warhammer 32832AD miniatures. It's just aggravating and annoying to me to hear someone going *overly salivatory voice* "I could get a chaos marines with real jetpack bomber infrared scope grenade launchers for $40, or I could just get the Cockatrice pewter miniature, unassembled for $20. I just can't decide, they're all soooo good..."
...does anyone remember anything about a terrorist/crime organization that used telephones as assassination tools?
As far as I can remember, and I may be wrong, they took apart their target's telephone, wired it up with explosives and a special detonator. Then I believe they waited till their target was home, called them, made sure it was the target speaking on the phone, and then detonated the explosives using a special tone over the phone line...
1. It's easier to pronounce, and there isn't any confusion among stupid people as to where the stresses are.
2. It comes in a box. And you can play Fallout on it. And Fallout 2. Fallout games rule. Rule I tell you.
3. Lunix contributes to stupid intellectual coffee-shop conversations like "Oh yes Maurice (Sebastian, David, Merle, etc...)! Why then I simply told him that he could recompile the source to reintegrate the kernel and finally by tarring all the gzip source he could fully utilize his filesystem's inherent security. *queue smug and superior laughter*"
Yeah, anyway I'm done my ranting... Take your kernel and shove it up your Open Source. Then you can go fsck yourself! MUHA!
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Project Pink Book: My collection of dismissal slips resulting from the very same blonde jokes.
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Wasn't there a whole slew of vietnam-era military-base-legends about cans of coke spiked wtih powdered glass and snake venoms, sold by Vietnamese peasants to the soldiers? Are there any real documented cases of this happening?
These guys, the ones in the cars etc, are the scum of the planet. They're the shitheads who get kicked out of school, the scumbags who've been born into money and whose parents buy them everything their spoiled asses want. See it all the time here, at least twice I know of in the last year people have been hit and killed by streetracers in my city. Oh, and to top it all off the guys who hit them are like 17-18, just got a car for their birthday too, because after all, who needs to do anything useful when mommie and daddie are paying for a $40000 machine to play with? They're the steroid pumped drug dealers (and I know this one for 100% sure, seen it a lot) that believe the pumped music is announcing to everyone in range that THEY are the BADDEST. Never mind that it's 2:30AM in a residential Suburb full of geriatric chinese people. Nope, to them, they're cruising the 'hood and they're just as bad as they can be with their tunes pumping. Makes them feel slightly less insecure about having such a small dick.
The people that get irate at someone who actually does anything about it (not that this guy actually did anything, he just pissed on off... Heh) are a bunch of weak willed little pansies. They'd rather have their secure little world where nothing changes, and nobody rocks the boat. After all, what would life be without comically shaking one's fist at the jackasses who rove about in their cars, speeding through school zones.
Anyway, this is the point:
(Aggression)=(Small Brain)
Honestly, I think the
The ad, however, was extremely poorly written, and acted. The guy who was talking about the piracy, though what he was actually saying was understandable if you REALLY thought hard about it, appeared to say that piracy wasn't hurting the industry or anyone in it.
I laughed my @ss off walking out, because I heard at least 3 conversations going on after the movie about the ad, all of which were going something like: "Whoah, dude, did they just say like, downloading movies is like, ok? Dude, whoah, that like, rules dude..."
MPAA Screwing itself?
I Laugh At Them! MUHAHAHAH! HUHAH! MAHAHAH!
*cough*
Then Mitch's dad came home, and the LAN miraculously evaporated, leaving a wake of garbage and destruction.
Make sure:
You don't run a microwave oven on the same circuit as 6 computer systems.
You leave a system 24/7 connected to the 'net and set up as a gateway. Geeks who don't want to play CS or Medal of Honor at any given time can d/l pr0n instead.
Don't purchase "Great Value" cola from Wal-Mart. Yes it's only $2.00 per case, but when you have multiple, solid 10lb corn logs that reek like moldering ass mixed with turpentine, you'll be sorry. Go classy, get real brands of soda.
Well, that's pretty much it for my tips, other than that, just be careful with those Logos, some people tend to get offended... For some reason.
Somehow I don't think this will work all that well... As with most military technology, it's going to cost vast amounts of money and be lost in vast numbers.
I mean, people bitch hardcore when soldiers die on the battlefield (despite the fact that they knew what they were getting into, and signed up for it), what are they going to do when each soldier's death also means the destruction of $100K of sensitive military equipment paid for by tax dollars?
Naturally the idea is a wicked one, bringing to mind the Power Armor from the Fallout games, and the suits worn by the soldiers in Starship Troopers (the book, not the sissy movie). However, until you actually have a 1-man-killing-machine-tank-suit, I don't think it's going to be viable...
Playing a lv7 Fighter, finding the Amulet of Shadows in your inventory without knowing exactly where it came from, and sneaking into Red Mountain when you know DAMN well anything there can kill you...
For the longest time when I walked into a darkened 6th House base lit with red candles I simply turned around and walked out... That's the creepiest. The ancestral tombs scared the shiite out of me...
Also, "The Freedom To Express Your Views On Slashdot Without Fear Of Repercussions"(tm) is a crock. Without OFFICIAL repercussions or assault. Anyone dissenting with the general feeling of slashdotters is immediately jumped on by an asswad of sweaty unwashed linux fanatics ready to bash heads and fsck someone up. Someone commented a while ago that for people who bitch about Microsoft's practices, Slashdotters are pretty quick to castrate and hang anyone even remotely smelling like they've violated the GNU license...
And FREEDOM of SPEECH! It doesn't exist. Well, it does, but you are only FREE to say things that are acceptable by the current social standards. True freedom of speech would mean that racists can say whatever they want whenever and wherever... You don't want that, do you?
2. It's not a big state, but it's not a small state either, it's actually just a medium state. It sucks.
3. People live there.
4. Nothing useful ever goes on there.
5. Drew Carey likes it.
6. I hate Ohio.
Ohio Sucks.
A DEMOCRACY is where the people who live there get to choose who represents them in the governing body. It doesn't mean that people have the final say in what goes on. It doesn't mean that people get to stop proceedings started by their government. It DEFINITELY doesn't mean that the people are immune to getting their ass kicked for disagreeing with the government. And it shouldn't.
One day there's going to be some big peace march, and then there will be a firing squad who'll butcher like 500 dumb-ass protestors (Most of whom publicly protest anything from chlorine in the water to starving little afghani shitheads not getting their daily pedialite). Then I'll laugh, I'll laugh so long and hard I'll cry. And as the laugher rolls, and the tears of mirth stream down my face, I'll think "Where's your DEMOCRACY now bitch! Muha! Guess you should protest some more!"
Protestors piss me off.
How do you circumcize a hilbilly?(Or any guy from Ohio.)
Kick his sister/mother in the jaw.
This would solve a lot of problems, like if you're arguing with someone and you wonder why they're being so dense... Now you'll KNOW! They're a MORON! Or they're from Ohio, which is basically the same thing...
It should keep them from breeding and polluting the bloodlines of many an intelligent family tree...
http://maddox.xmission.com/anime_nerd.html
Maddox says it all...
Gads I love the SciFi channel... But Brimstone was cancelled damn them! Just as well, it was getting more than a tad stupid.
As far as I can remember, and I may be wrong, they took apart their target's telephone, wired it up with explosives and a special detonator. Then I believe they waited till their target was home, called them, made sure it was the target speaking on the phone, and then detonated the explosives using a special tone over the phone line...
1. It's easier to pronounce, and there isn't any confusion among stupid people as to where the stresses are. 2. It comes in a box. And you can play Fallout on it. And Fallout 2. Fallout games rule. Rule I tell you. 3. Lunix contributes to stupid intellectual coffee-shop conversations like "Oh yes Maurice (Sebastian, David, Merle, etc...)! Why then I simply told him that he could recompile the source to reintegrate the kernel and finally by tarring all the gzip source he could fully utilize his filesystem's inherent security. *queue smug and superior laughter*" Yeah, anyway I'm done my ranting... Take your kernel and shove it up your Open Source. Then you can go fsck yourself! MUHA!
I pulled a Palladium Mors in a pack of Chronicles years ago...
Usually half-glimpsed pencils and coffee mugs thrown after terrible blonde jokes. Project Pink Book: My collection of dismissal slips resulting from the very same blonde jokes.
saving money for Christmas shopping means canning employees! I got CANNED for Christmas. Canned like a sardine. Like a pickle onion. Like one of those annoying stuffed mooses(sic?) that crappy souvenier stores flog!
...Is ancient! Why don't they make a Kirby PC game? Cute little guy! Simply cute! I just wanna HUG him! (Who'd want to hug a "modern" game character?)