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FSF Announces Corporate Patronage Program
Andy Tai writes "The Free Software Foundation has announced a 'Corporate Patronage Program' to allow companies to support the work of the FSF. The members already include IBM, HP, Ada Core Technologies and MySQL. Interested parties should contact Ravi Khanna."
yeah booooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyy!!!!!
mds' birthday party was a blast!
The FSF should at least offer to make the company's names on its Patron sponsor list linkable to the companys' websites. It is 2003 you know.
I hate having to go to Google to type in "OEone Corporation" to find out who the heck they are.
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KUWAIT CITY -- The smell of cooking bacon drifted through the forward-deployment base of an elite Delta Force unit yesterday in Kuwait. Pork fat is now the number one choice of lubricants for the unit of American soldiers assigned to rape Iraqi women, and troops were getting ready for battle.
"It tastes great, and it helps us slide our cocks right into their quivering assholes" states Lt. John Holmes. "Those hairy, smelly bitches are so uptight that we need something that is really heavy duty to help us drive home the point that Americans are superior to these rag-headed camel jockeys."
Questions about the insertion of the unit of the U.S. Army's Special Forces Rape Battalion raged in the arab world. Haji Mubarak, spokesman for Arabs Supporting Saddam (ASS) stated, "Only we are allowed to treat our women like shit! Now they will have a taste of two forbidden fruits -- long, thick American cock and pork! This is an insult to our culture! Jihad! Jihad against the American dogs!"
Gen. Tommy Franks refused to directly answer questions about the issue at the CENTCOM briefing given yesterday at headquarters in Qatar. "Who gives a fuck about those sand niggers? It can only improve them as a people. I just hope those brave men who get crabs from those filthy arab whores get the Purple Hearts they deserve. They are really going into harm's way. If the arabs think this is bad, wait till we take the Kaabaa and turn it into a cruise missile. Jesus are they dumb -- worshipping a fucking meteorite."
Amnesty International decried the unit's deployment to Iraq. Spokeswoman Jennifer Stover stated, "This is clearly a violation of the Geneva Convention. The use of pork fat as a lubricant when raping muslim women is extremely offensive to notions of islamic culture. Besides, ever since I've been involved with Amnesty International, I haven't been able to find a good man anywhere. I want the first shot at those American cocks myself. Jesus, I could use a good fucking right now. These faggoty pacifist lefty men I work with can't get it up unless you go through the whole "dominant Hillary" scene with them. It's such a fucking drag."
Al Jew-zeera Reporter Shlomo Silverstein will be embedded with the U.S. Army's Special Forces Rape Battalion. His reports will be available from the field on our website and in the upcoming gonzo video series, "Dirty Arab Sluts of Iraq".
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Time was when contributions to FSF funded programmers busy writing new free software. This appears to be far less the case, these days -- at a period of time when, 10 years ago, I would have predicted that FSF would now be doing more or less what RHAT does.
This is a delicate criticism, of course. It's not at all that where there money goes isn't important -- far from it.
But, hey, where's my "complete GNU system" (other than in arguments that various non-FSF distributions should be called GNU/Linux)?
-t
Its finnaly great that big companies like IBM are not only getting into the swing of writing thier own free software, but also funding other projects (like jabber). The world needs less market grabbers like Microsoft and more sharing and careing.
Gnome wasnt built in a day.
Great news for all the gang at the Free Software Foundation. They
sure know the meaning of success. Great idea, well executed. Other
wannabees come and go, but the FSF keeps on keepin' on.
Doesn't this have Sally Struthers written all over it?
For example:
Today, I am visiting with GNU/Linux guru Richard M. Stallman. He needs a sponsor in order to be able to afford basic human necessities, like a razor and a haircut. Not to mention, in his part of the world, there is no running water. These GNU/Linux geeks are people too, and they are deserving of our compassion. For just pennies a day, you can make a difference.
GF.
Lots of petrified grits
Here's hoping that both companies and individuals support it by the bucketload.
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This is offtopic. Since you mentioned OEone, I looked at the website demo. Their calendar looks nice. Does anyone know of a stand-alone GUI calendar program for GNU/Linux that doesn't require installing most of the Gnome or KDE libraries, or any other massive libraries? (I use fluxbox on a laptop)
Quick, someone tell Microsoft about this! I bet they'd love to sign on!
NO CARRIER
What's the bet that Microsoft WONT be signing up for this.
They sure as hell ain't getting any play around here.
Steve Story hereby announces a Corporate Patronage Program. Interested corporations can fund Steve Story's physics education and/or beer habit. Interested CFO's should contact Steve Story immediately to learn how to give him money.
their only demand for the system is that you prepend GNU/ on your company name.
it had to be said.
This is a good thing. The FSF is getting corporations involved in free (libre) software. Goes to counteract all those nay-sayers who say "RMS and the FSF are communists!" No, they're not communists. Not even close. In fact, RMS and the FSF have repeatedly scolded licenses which are "like the GPL" but prevent corporations from using them on those terms.
social sciences can never use experience to verify their statemen
This is a DIE-IN!
EVERYBODY who doesn't support bush's imperialistaic policies and bloodlust for oil POST HERE and we'll clog teh article!!!!
DOWN with Bush and Blair, let the IRAQUI PEOPLE choose there government and if saddam is it then let it be!!!
WE WILL BE HEARED!
"corporate espionage program", to support there "user/computer tracking" database.
Consensus is good, but informed dictatorship is better
When I think of dirty old men, I think of Ike Thomas and when I think about Ike I get a hard-on that won't quit.
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Sixty years ago,I worked in what was once my Grandfather's Greenhouses. Gramps had died a year earlier and Grandma, now in her seventies had been forced to sell to the competition. I got a job with the new owners and mostly worked the range by myself. That summer, they hired a man to help me get the benches ready for the fall planting.
Ike always looked like he was three days from a shave and his whiskers were dirty white, shaded by the brim of his battered felt fedora.
He did not chew tobacco but the corners of his mouth turned down in a way that, at any moment, I expected a trickle of thin, brown juice to creep down his chin. His bushy, brown eyebrows shaded pale, gray eyes.
Old Ike, he extended his hand, lifted his leg like a dog about to mark a bush and let go the loudest fart I ever heard. The old man winked at me, "Ike Thomas is the name and playing pecker's my game."
I thought he said, "Checkers." I was nineteen, green as grass. I said, "I was never much good at that game."
"Now me," said Ike, "I just love jumping men . .
"I'll bet you do."
". . . and grabbing on to their peckers," said Ike.
"I though we were talking about . .
"You like jumping old men's peckers?"
I shook my head.
"I reckon we'll have to remedy that." Ike lifted his right leg and let go another tremendous fart. "He said, "We best be getting to work."
That summer of 1941 was a more innocent time. I learned most of the sex I knew from those little eight pager cartoon booklets of comic-page characters going at it. Young men read them in the privacy of an outside john, played with themselves, by themselves and didn't brag about it. Sometimes, we got off with a trusted friend and helped each other out.
Under the greenhouse glass, the temperature some times climbed over the hundred degree mark. I had worked stripped to the waist since April and was as brown as a berry. On only his second day on the job and in the middle of August, Ike wore old fashioned overalls. Those and socks in his high-top work shoes was every stitch he wore. When he bent forward, the bib front billowed out and I could see the white curly hairs on his chest and belly.
"Me? I just love to eat pussy!" Ike licked his lips from corner to corner then sticking his tongue out far enough that the tip could touch the end of his nose. He said, A man's not a man till he knows first hand, the flavor of a lady's pussy."
"People do that?"
He winked. "Of course the taste of a hard cock ain't to be sneezed at neither. Now you answer me, yes or no. Does a man's cock taste salty or not?"
"I never . .
"Well, old Ike's willing to let you find out."
"No way."
"Just teasing," said Ike. "But don't give me no sass or I'll show you my ass." He winked. "Might show it to you anyway, if you was to ask."
"Why would I do that?"
"Curiosity, maybe. I'm guessing you never had a good piece of man ass."
"I'm no queer."
"Now don't be getting judgmental. Enjoying what's at hand ain't being queer. It's taking pleasure where you find it with anybody willing." Ike slipped a hand into the side slit of his overalls and I could tell he was fondling and straightening out his cock. "Now I admit I got me a hole that satisfied a few guys."
I swallowed, hard.
Ike winked. "Care to be asshole buddies?"
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We worked steadily until noon. Ike drew a worn pocket watch from the bib pocket of his loose overalls and croaked, "Bean time. But first its time to reel out our limber hoses and make with the golden arches before lunch."
I followed Ike to the end of the greenhouse where he stopped at the outside wall of the potting shed. He opened his fly, fished inside, and finger-hooked a soft white penis with a pouting foreskin pucke
This kind of cooperation with the bourgeoisie exploiters cannot be tolerated! I demand an immediate reversal of direction by the FSF!
--sdem
Wow, two free hours of RMS insisting that "it's correctly termed GNU/Linux -- here, read this 85 point manifesto."
It's a nice chunk of change they've picked up, though. Looking at their rates [fsf.org], that's $10,000 each from IBM and HP, and probably $500 each from the others. I wonder if they really got that much or if they offered a discount to get the ball rolling.
What I'm listening to now on Pandora...
I havent read the article so dont troll me. but maybe it would be good to include ways that companies can make a profit off of it. im not sure how. maybe a free basic version and then a upgrade option from the companie that can be purchased. star office sucks if youv ever had to really use it, if there was financial incentive then I bet the kinks would be worked out. IMHO
Patent happy IBM is supporting a group attempting to get rid of software patents. IBM is cruising for a corporate identity crisis. Who will win? IBM's Hackers and marketers or IBM's lawyers?
Or does
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look kinda like a pen*s wearing a hat?
"The Free Software Foundation has announced a 'Corporate Patronage Program' to allow companies to support the work of the FSF."
To allow companies to support the FSF.
The arrogance of that statement is amazing.Maybe they will take a few million shares from you?
or prostitution?
I hope that this new organization is less secretive than the KDE League has been. All it did was act like a roach motel, where the money checked in but never checked out. I don't think they have provided an accounting even yet.
Do these companies actually need the 2-hour consulting with the FSF that they get in return for their patronage? Wouldn't it cost them more to switch from the normal consultees or just using their own staff?
chillax137
Its ALL about the Ben Franklins.
Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.
let's get it done people!
Various levels of US government should be mentioned there. They support Free Software every time RMS cashes a welfare cheque.
Trolling is a art,
I really like programs like this that allow people to support those that need it. This takes place in all forms of life, from those who help out the homeless, to helping out with FSF, to giving time to the EFF!
Hell, you can even help friends get mercury fileshack service these days. They just added a referal system. Shameless plug for mercury / fileshack (demos, patches, movies, clips, and a whole lot of fun etc. -- fast and cheap. Still available for free, but pay a few bucks for no lines and faster downloads. Hell, you even get 10 megs of webspace and speakeasy doesn't care if you put nekked chicks up!
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For just pennies a day you can have pennies a day, and be hypocritically called a cheap bastard by all of /. for admitting it.
I think private donatinos would be better attained by selling cool t-shirts and such. I'd buy some Debian ones; I have nearly every cool one in ThinkGeek stock.
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
equally important message here.
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1. work without compensation
2. beg for charity from others in order to stay alive
3. profit from the mounds of excess cash!
hey, that's the GNU philosophy of wealth. don't scream at me because it's true. no one is fucking buying his shitty books. he and the entire gnu/fsf crap is kept alive by CHARITY. which is how most churches are kept in 'business'. coincidence?
it's a nice ideal and all, and suited for those who are happy living in mom's basement. but some of us like crazy shit like "wealth" in the form of "money".
The FSF has never taken a position against software patents, and has actually been rather restrained in its critism of them. For example, when the W3C tried to deal with the problem of incorporating patented technology into their standards, the FSF's only objection was that the patent license was too narrow.
:-)
Now, the League for Programming Freedom has a completely different take on the topic. Since it can be hard to tell its core members from those of the FSF, you're excused from the mistake this time
Back in the day, when VA Linix had their IPO, several members of the GNU and Linux communities were offered "friends and family" shares - the moral equivalent of a large bag of cash. Eric Raymond took the stock - Open Source afficianados have no problem with making money. Richard Stallman refused the offer, supposedly because he objected to use of non-Free software in their products.
In hindsight, RMS might have been the smarter investor!
Ravi Khanna? What kind of name is that?!
It sounds arab, and *MY* company doesn't support terrorist organizations! We can't take the risk that General Asscroft may raid the FSF and seize *our* assets too!
</humor impaired>
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This is a good move -- hopefully many companies will catch on and the FSF will get sponsorship. But what worries my is that the FSF is an organization whose goals are not clearly stated. I, for one, am not sure what exactly FSF can and cannot do. I've spent some time looking for a charter, or a set of rules governing this organization and haven't found any on the FSF web site. All I found was talk and marketing.
I believe this should be particularly alarming to software authors who assign copyrights to the FSF. I would be rather wary of transferring rights to my work to an organization, unless I understood very clearly what the organization can can cannot do with them. Try to find that out from the FSF web site.
Yes, I have contacted the FSF about this. I was told that the documents were not put online because of lack of volunteer time.
I have a little trouble grokking FSF's international structure.
On FOSDEM, FSF Europe was present, as well as RMS. While the FSFE was doing its own campaign, RMS was handing "FSF Associate Membership Sign-up" cards, with all the numbers in dollars on it and the address in Boston.
While Free Software is an international thing, I'd like to see some kind of representation back from where the funds came. For instance, spending high $$ on fighting American law structures is just so-and-so relevant to me, as long as the Netherlands/ Europe have their own situation.
I think that if the FSF would be willing to accept international donations in general, it should also take some time to explain how it benefits people outside of America (or how it doesn't, I don't care if it advertises well, but I'd like to get the picture), and how a donation to the American "chapter" affects the FSF Europe or another local chapter.
OTOH, if the FSF wants Europeans to become a member of the FSF Europe instead, to better support that organisation and local issues, they should also make that clear.
Just my 2 eurocents.
"We can confirm that Debian does *not* ship the version with the trojan horse. Our version predates it." [CA-2002-28]
At a guess, I'd assume FSF has a policy of not linking to (directing users to) companies that produce non-free software.
Ciaran O'Riordan
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> but what does the FSF really do?
;)
I was at the FSF annual associate member meeting in February and I met some of the staff.
GPL Compliance guy: David "Novalis" Turner
Copyright Assignment Clerk: Jessica Natale
Free Software Directory (catalogger): Janet Casey
GNU Press/Business manager: Lisa "Opus" Goldstein
Speeches & talking to Politicians: RMS
Speeches & lawyering/GPL thinking: Eben Moglen
Excutive Director: Bradley Kuhn
Treasurer:
Sys admin (internal + savannah&maillists): Can't-remember
Can't-remember-position;): Henri Poole
Digital Speech + business development: Ravi Kahna
(hope I haven't left anyone out)
They also have interns in from time to time to do fidly programming/sys-admin stuffs.
Another person replying to this comment asked if they are paid well: I don't have numbers but I can tell you they'd all be monitarily more wealthy working in other companies, they work for FSF because it's FSF.
That's all I know, I swear
Ciaran O'Riordan
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This is only slightly off topic since GNU is a project under FSF... I tried twice last year to support the Savannah Project by purchasing a Verisign SSL certificate for their website. I received zero responses. Looks like they have a cert from Entrust now. But shouldn't donators get faster responses?
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What a great way to enable companies to do what they love to do most : burn money.
and it goes to a good cause too > FSF, now that's what I call a double-wammy. nice one guys.
White seperatism might not be anti-black, but damn ... it still feels like it.
He also won some chinese award that came with $836,000. The "Taekdo Award" or something like that. ...and he gets paid for giving speeches (and he gives a lot of speeches). Probably never a millionaire but he was definitely close.
On receiving the Taekdo award he said he would "invest" it but never elaborated any further (to my knowledge).
He lives cheaply (staying in friends houses in most countries he visits). The FSF's back account didn't shoot up when he got the money.
Either way, it's his money and it hasn't changed him. The man has dedicated his life to the promotion and maintenance of freedom, I'm sure he has/will put the money to good use.
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Imagine the same story with different actors:
/.'s most hated list. FSF does it, we throw a party.
"RIAA announces new Corporate Patronage Program."
Those companies would immediately be on
Perhaps it will turn out well. But perhaps not. Robert Johnson sold his sould to the devil to be the best guitar player around.
These Corporate Patrons have agendas that aren't open, that will be pursued via their now substantial support of the few lawyers around who give a hoot about free software. Woe be the FSF when they need to make a choice between their conscience and dependence on private funding. Best of luck to the FSF on this.
Watch this development closely and start searching for an alternative.
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