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Introduction to PHP5
Yet Another OO Fanatic writes "PHP core developer Sterling Hughes has a excellent presentation (mirror) about PHP5 online. So far it seems to be the best coverage of the new features in PHP5; highlights include the new object model, namespaces, interfaces, access control and exceptions. Java by any other name..."
Either most slashdot readers are now actually reading the articles
... Anticipatory Slashdotting.
It's a new feature of PHP5
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Wait. You don't have to pay extra for tires? =)
I'm still trying to figure out why I had to pay extra for floor mats.
If I had something intelligent to say, I would have said it.
I tried to RTFA, and all I got was this lousy error message.
it's a bogus security model that makes is unusable on massively multi-user systems.
In other words, stability.
Just to keep up the zealotous/elitist flames:
I describe C++ as "Assembly for dummies."
Different languages for different applications. I'd like to see you write an enterprise website in C++. Its best to not flame something so ignorantly.
Good quote, too many chars. Seriously, the slashdot 120 char limit sucks!
PHP? What's that? If you can't write it in pure assembly, its not worth writing!
Have you ever seen the IBM commercial where the engineer shows up to a board meeting and he's got this big ball of connnectors and dongles and shit all connected together? It goes something like this:
CEO: What's that?
Engineer: It's a universal adapter for everything.
CEO: Everything?
Engineer: Yes anything, we've built in support to connect to all possible interfaces.
Executive Peon#1: Does it support European outlets?
Engineer: Umm... <looks at device in dismay>
I'm gonna get marked as flaimbait for this one, while php is neat and all.. it's not enterprise ready.
;)
Yahoo doesn't think so.
It's like blaming car accidents on the type of car a person drives.
Sounds fair. You get the Pinto.
Is this a sigs-optional kind of place? 'Cause I am totally down with that if you know what I mean.