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Peter Jackson remaking King Kong

sigh71 writes "Stuff.co.nz is running a story on Peter Jacksons next big project, remaking the original King Kong. To be written by the same guys who wrote the scripts for Lord of the Rings. Google for more info."

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  1. What about the hobbit? by stanmann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought Peter Jackson had signed on to do the Hobbit next. I know Ian Mckellan will be involved.

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    1. Re:What about the hobbit? by gabec · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yeah, this is actually an April Fools news posting.

      Ok, April Fools.

      And anyway, Jackson has said explicitly that he's not going to do The Hobbit, but... Money Talks.

    2. Re:What about the hobbit? by Delirium+Tremens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Keep in mind that 'yesterday' was today for some of the people living downunder or for any information coming from there that was repeated elsewhere with a one-day offset.

    3. Re:What about the hobbit? by Exedore · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, Bilbo wouldn't look too different in 'The Hobbit' since he stopped aging (or aged extremely slowly) when he took possesion of the ring. IIRC he only started aging again once he had given the ring to Frodo and then rather more rapidly once the ring was destroyed.

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    4. Re:What about the hobbit? by gl4ss · · Score: 2, Funny

      ** Well, not to say that isn't partially true, I know that in the brief flashback in FOTR where they show Bilbo discovering the ring in the cave, they actually had his skin pulled back to get the wrinkles out. They said that on the DVD commentary.** so that's what bilbo meant when he said that he felt like his life was stretched...

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    5. Re:What about the hobbit? by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...and then rather more rapidly once the ring was destroyed.

      Dang! The ring gets destroyed????

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  2. I can't wait! by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Funny

    So I imagine the folks lining up to see this one will be wearing ape suits???

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    1. Re:I can't wait! by Xerithane · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll show up in the Ape Suit if Fay Wray shows up in her, ah, Fay Wray Suit. ;)

      She was born in 1907. I'm going to have nightmares about that now, thanks.

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  3. And there I thought it was another bad joke... by Bonker · · Score: 5, Informative

    From the Beeb:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/film/2905 249.stm

    It's going to be interesting to see Jackson's interperetation of this. On one hand, I feel like King Kong's been done to death. On the other, I *know* there's no such thing as too much Godzilla. Perhaps Jackson will make it so there's no such thing as too much Kong.

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    1. Re:And there I thought it was another bad joke... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Interesting
      It's going to be interesting to see Jackson's interperetation of this.

      Three words:

      Mighty Joe Young

      Let's hope it's not. However, I like the old RKO version, it's pretty kick-butt for when it was made and, to reveal a bit of my geekiness, I'm really tripped out how they did some of those special effects without little more than creative imagination and engineering. Cool stuff. I'm unsure how even the mighty Peter Jackson can improve on it.

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  4. The last line in the movie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    KOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNG!

    1. Re:The last line in the movie? by jcdick1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or, for the full-on Star Trek nerd experience:

      Of my friend, I can only say this, that of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most ... (twitchy lip here) ... ape.

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  5. Can't be any worse than the 1970's one by Guppy06 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the original, we have a claymation crew blazing new territory with work that convinced a number of people in the audience that King Kong was real.

    In the 70's version, we have a guy in a monkey suit, and a number of "sequels" made with the "Godzilla vs." philosophy.

    At any rate, I think I hope he still sets the movie in the 1930's.

    All we need now is for King Kong to fall into the public domain some time this century...

    1. Re:Can't be any worse than the 1970's one by frostman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...but as we know from Godzilla, a guy in a monster suit can be a whole lot more convincing then million-dollar graphics on a two-bit script.

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  6. Not an "April Fools" joke... by Clay+Mitchell · · Score: 2

    ... however much we wish it was.

    What would be cool would be a giant hobbit taking destroying Manhatten. Can somebody line this up?

  7. Re:Guys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Collaborative effort between Peter Jackson (story), Fran Walsh (story, words, lyrics), and Phillipa Boyens (story, words, lyrics). I suspect Mr. Jackson was too busy with other aspects of production to put too many words on paper once filming started.

  8. HAHA I GET IT!! by digifuzz · · Score: 5, Funny

    APE-RIL FOOLS DAY, RIGHT?

    That's one BIG APE-ril fools day joke!!

    ~ fuzz

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  9. ROTKK by The+Other+Nate · · Score: 2, Funny

    ::close up of Hugo Weaving::
    "You must cast this ape, this... one ape of doom, from the Empire State Building."

    I can't wait!

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  10. Jackson's BEST next pic? by billmaly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess I had hoped for more from Jackson after his near total success with LOTR. Maybe I was hoping for him to embark on something new and original, instead of a rehash of what's been done. Still, it appears that the story would be told in the 1930's, rather than modern times like was done w. the 1970's version of KK. That will make for a more interesting picture, and allow the characters to display more wide eyed amazement than modern characters could. I hope Jackson succeeds and blows away the critics yet again, but I was hoping for something fresher.

  11. Lord of the King Dead Alive Kong? by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can see the script for the new Kong flick now. King Kong is on a quest to destroy the evil ring, helped by his band of x-rated muppets he must fight hordes of zombie flesh eating gorillas being led by an evil wizard. He is also aided by a mighty priest who "kicks ass for the lord". Kong is startled to find that his evil nemesis is none other than his mother who in the climatic battle transforms into a giant beast far more hideous than even Rosie O'Donnel.

  12. Evil Bit? by jayayeem · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't it time to post the 'Evil Bit" story again?

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  13. The scary thing is... by MoeMoe · · Score: 2, Funny

    The scary thing is I'm not sure if this is part of April Fools or not..... Oh hell with it, WHITESPACE PROGRAMMING RULEZ!!

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  14. I *wish* this was an April fools joke! by hoggoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do we really need yet another remake of King-Kong? The original King-Kong was very good. The remake was very good. Is there some important angle that Peter can bring to the movie the third time around that the first two missed? Better FX will not make the story better.

    After King-Kong perhaps he'd like to remake Planet Of The Apes. At least in that case the second version sucked so much the third version would have to be an improvement, although it would be hard to imaging a remake that could improve on the original in any area besides special-effects.

    Hey, how about Hollywood declares 2004 "King-Kong remake year" and ONLY releases remakes of King Kong. Twenty or thirty versions of King Kong. I'd like to see Wood Allen's angst-ridden ape, and Tim Burton's darkly oddball monkey. Roman Polanski's version would have the big furball fall for a 13 year old Ann Darrow. Jim Carrey could play King Kong through facial contortions alone without makeup. What a great trend Peter Jackson has started! Viva La-Kong!

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    1. Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Is there some important angle that Peter can bring to the movie the third time around that the first two missed?"

      Yes, they can follow the life of mass transit authority employee Gunther Toody. After his harrowing experience aboard the elevated train that Kong attacked (where he was one of the few survivors), Gunther was scarred for life, unable to stop making monkey noises ("Ooh! Ooh!") every few minutes. He left the MTA and went on to join the NYPD where he considered it safer, on which he stayed until he retired. He was so traumatized by the experience that he never realized his partner in car 54 was a Munster.

    2. Re:I *wish* this was an April fools joke! by jdbo · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Some points...
      1. the remake was very good...

        I respectfully very much disagree; I can't recall a good thing about it with the exception of a young Jessica Lange.

      2. Peter Jackson is well known as a huge fan of the original Kong, as well as of Harryhausen's work in particular. The LOTR:FOTR cave troll was in many ways a homage to both Harryhausen and Kong.
      3. For (many) filmmakers, remakes are accepted as a way to pay tribute. The "new production of an existing play" analogy applies if you accept the fact that movie screenplays are (with incredibly rare exceptions) never re-used.
      4. This is Peter Jackson (and Fran Walsh, his unsung partner + wife); it's completely unlikely that they're going to produce a story/personality-free yawner like Godzilla (US 1998).

      Could it suck? Sure. But I can't think of anyone else I'd rather see do it.
  15. Re:wow indeed, and congrats to Peter!!! by buckaroo-b · · Score: 2, Informative

    anyone who is a fan of pj know that this is a lifelong dream of his. one which he very much deserves to have realized, after all the entertainment he has brought to the world.

    BTW, this has been a long time in the works. LOTR origianlly started out as a joint development project between miramax and universal, each would share the costs of developing two films with pj, and relase one under each of their names. the two original projects were king kong & LOTR.
    but when LOTR grew to two films and the costs rose they lost interest. and miramax (kindly) gave permission to take LoTR to another studio. ultimatley new line actually encourgaed peter to extend it to three films, thankfully leading to the historic project that it became.
    the only downside was that as LOTR grew to a 7+ year project King Kong was put of that much longer.

    althought there are a glut of remakes, i have complete confidence that this on ewill e b as special and unique as all of peters projects.

    PS LOTR was co-written by pj himself, phillipa boyens, & fran walsh...

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  16. Mmm I think I will wait by idfrsr · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, I think I will wait until this is posted the third time this afternoon to read it, when its more convenient for me...

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  17. Just scratching the surface by jmoriarty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From what I've read about Jackson, he really appreciates the depth of the Kong story, not just the idea of a giant ape inflicting havoc.

    There are some juicy aspects of great tragedy in Kong that could be cultivated into a very new and powerful story. Consider the foolish pride of the hunters trying to tame nature. Or substitute the wildness of the human spirit for Kong. Or religion. Flesh out the love story and look at how Kong's love, his fatal flaw, is rewarded by the world.

    Like all enduring movies and myths, King Kong has many levels and strong currents. With a little insight and a strong writer there is a gold mine of different facets to Kong that Jackson could pursue.

  18. This will fail miserably by ShieldWolf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Don't get me wrong, I am a HUGE Jackson fan, but whenever Directors decide to remake a movie that inspired them when they were young (especially if this is THE movie that made them decide to direct) the results are ALWAYS (pun intended) a mistake:

    Always: Steven Spielberg
    Village of the Damned: John Carpenter
    Swept Away: Guy Ritchie
    etc.

    Peter, for God Sakes don't do it.

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  19. Re:Why are film remakes placed under such scrutiny by Galvatron · · Score: 4, Insightful
    No, it's not standard practice on the stage. If someone had written a new version of Othello 70 years after Shakespeare wrote his version, it would have been criticized too. It is usually not acceptable to remake a play within about 100 years of the original. Occasionally it's considered alright if you're both writing plays based on the same ancient source material (Hercules, for example), and you base it on the original source, not on the other person's play.

    Here's an example of how people react adversely to someone doing the same thing on stage: when Rossini released his version of The Barber of Seville, the opening perfomance was booed so loudly by fans of the original Pizzello opera that no one could hear the singing. This was despite the fact that he wrote a letter to Pizzello, and wrote an insert for the program in which he explained his reasons for remaking the opera, and his great respect for the earlier composer.

    I think there are a few reasons that remakes rub people the wrong way. One of the biggest is probably that you're implicitly saying "I'm better and more talented than the guy who made the original." Another reason is that if it's no good, it will sour others on the original. Someone who had only seen the new Planet of the Apes would probably be uninterested in seeing the original. Finally, it's often unoriginal. While there can be some truly imaginative remakes, often someone can be tempted to simply update the special effects and copy the rest verbatim. It is right, I think, that people are against remakes. It means that unless you've actually a worthwhile take on the original, you shouldn't bother with a remake.

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