Australian High Court Hears Some Weird Science
mosch writes "In an extraordinarily unusual case, the Australian High Court listened to TJ Rout's arguments that he can make light travel faster than c, due to the properties of division and multiplication by zero. The transcript makes for excellent reading. Next up, the Supreme Court hears the testimony of Time Cube."
Everyone laugh at the man who is obsessed with multiplying and dividing by zero. Everyone laugh at the poor man who obviously has a mental illness. The Australian justices no doubt wanted to laugh as well, but because they are stuffy old men they couldn't. Let's all laugh at them too.
And while we're at it, let's all laugh at the prick who thinks the spectacle of a madman is funny.
Summary of web site (both this guy's, and Alex Chiu's) :
I have the ultimate theory of the universe! I can do amazing things like [create energy from nothing|live forever] with this knowledge! It involves [dividing by zero|the magnetic fields of the body]. I am one of the greatest scientific minds in history! I prove it by putting pictures of great scientists on my website! But the establishment surpresses my work, through ignorance or evil. But one day they will be forced to acknowledge me as one of the greatest minds in history! Well, all my theories make sense to me, so even though they haven't been properly tested, they must be right! I will now expound on my accumulated wisdom, as I can see you want to bask in the glow of my obviously superior intellect.
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The big difference that I see, is that Alex has been able to turn his knowledge into a marketable product (Eternal Life Rings), while this guy apparently seeks to profit through collecting royalties on his IP. He talks about copyright... But you can't copyright an idea. Maybe patent... But you can't patent it either. Well, nowdays, maybe, but I didn't see any patent numbers, which IIRC Alex displays boastfully. It seems to be working out better for Alex, seeing as the latter sounds a lot more angry at the world.
TimeCube is even worse than that. IIRC, no practical applications suggested, and even less consistant.
The opinons expressed are those of the voices in the author's head and are not necessarily those of the author.
I have to say, he has a pretty solid case. I cannot believe that Australia is denying this man's right to divide and multiply by zero because obviously he has shown time and the speed of light equal one another, such you alter one, you alter the other, and this in turn enables the altering of the speed of light within Einstein's relativity. I mean, that is fundamental to splitting the Beer Atom!
It's 10 PM. Do you know if you're un-American?
This concept is used in economics to indicate infinite inelasticity of demand at any price. In other words, units sold (traded, etc) does not change with price if there is no demand. While I still think of x/0 = undefined for mathmatics, the idea that x/0 = infinity is interesting.
but IANAE
NarratorDan
"If you're not confused by quantum mechanics, you really don't understand it." - Niels Bohr
geeze, anyone tried to read his website?
[sarcasm]Mabye if he wrote a little BIGGER and used the word evil some more he'd have an argument. [/sarcasm]
Wow.
Life is like surrealism: if you have to have it explained to you, you can't afford it.
a counter-attack with lawyer-humor?
My fave lines:
There are 4 simultaneous 24 hour days
within a single rotation of the Earth.
You may be too damn evil to accept it.
Heh, heh....
-Sean
The guy who authored this page reminds me of some people I've seen on OCTA's route 43(PDF WARNING) on a full moon.
This sig no verb.
but this article is giving me severe doubts.
My favorite satire of this attitude is Ed Subitsky's satire of Velikoskyism, "Worlds In Collusion". (Printed in the National Lampoon a long time ago. Don't know where else it's available.) Among other assertions, Subitsky asserts that refrigerators don't really need electricity -- it's all a conspiracy to make you pay your utility bill. If you look in the secret compartment, you'll find the real source of the coolness: ice cubes!
Mohammed Saeed Sahhaf continues to make claims that are just as wacky:
why does this guy keep calling me evil?
Why is it so obvious that Rout is mentally ill? Lots of people have silly theories. I've seen "proofs" that Pi is a rational number, that humans are all descended from Martians, that the international monetary system is a conspiracy of Jews, freemasons, Catholics, and the British Royal family... Perfectly "normal" people believe this crap. Hell, more than one popular TV show celebrates it! And some well meaning fools waste a lot of time trying to debunk silly theories. Which is a lost cause -- this stuff comes from a need to believe, and need to feel important. Very basic human desires, and not symptoms of mental illness!
1) The poor guy quite clearly has a mental illness. That's not funny.
2) The judge(s) probably wanted to laugh, but let the guy have his 20 minutes, as per the law. That's not funny.
3) How the @#$! did the guy make it to the highest court of law in Australia? *That* is funny.
If I were on the Australian High Court I would I would say the following to him:
Hmmm, yes. Very impressive. This clearly has global implications. You need to bring your case before WIPO - World Intellectual Property Organization. Case dissmissed!
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- - You can't take something off the Internet! That's like trying to take pee out of a swimming pool.
The pi == 3 law is not an urban legend. It was an actual bill introduced into the Indiana House. The text of the bill is here, a site dedicated to the debunking of rumours.
Also on that site is a bill about public erections being illegal.
nice.
IANAL, but I play one on
MR ROUT: No, it does because the dividing and multiplying by zero, the set that they are adhering to, enables me - it causes things to cease to exist. Now, I have proven everything is on nothing so if everything is on nothing and you multiply it by zero, then the entire universe and the world does not exist. I have proven it conclusively. I am not hiding. . . . That is why this "white feather" letter, it has been sent to every one of these vice-chancellors of these universities and I am accusing them of conspiracy in the stealing of this technology. I have sent it to John Howard, John Howard the coward, he is a coward, and so is Simon Crean and the whole frigging lot of them.
KIRBY J: You must not abuse the occasion to be calling people names.
I about died laughing reading this!
His bank robbery: "Okay, nobody move or I'll divide by zero. I mean it!"
Table-ized A.I.
I think he has "physical law" confused with "legislated law". He mentions "multiplying and dividing by zero" many, many times but it's not clear what his replacement for those operations is. Perhaps he has a bigger clue than the rest of us, but it's not clear from this transcript.
He comes off as someone rather vindictive who is abusing the court system. And the officers of the court appear to entertain his testimony without mocking him, but ultimately deny his motion.
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
it turns out that, whatever the hell it is he's talking about, turns out to be true?
:)
Or any of the other seemingly wacky ideas people have these days?
Highly unlikely, but what if?
As a programmer, I would love to have the "law" repealed that makes divide by zero an error condition...
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Reading the entire transcript will cause a massive migraine headache!
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A Google search turned up Rout's web site which includes The White Feather Letter mentioned in the High Court transcript, as well as many other interesting items. Though, I could not find any conplete explanation of his theories.
There was this interesting piece:
25th Jan 1994: I have proven, the 1st law of thermodynamics being, Newton's Law of conservation of energy is wrong. Using the famous Hubble red shift of 1929, that revealed light from distant galaxies was stretched into the red on a light spectrum, proving the universe was expanding. Proof:
What they all have failed to perceive in 65 yrs of brain blindness is that energy is contained in the wavelength of light and the expanding universe is stretching the wavelength, so straightening it, and in straightening it is causing energy to cease to exist. The expanding universe is converting energy into nothing. This confirms my statements in the past that NOTHING is of a higher and different state of energy.
You're assuming that the familiar logical system of Calculus 101 is the only way of defining concepts like "zero" and "infinity". But that's not true. There are alternate approaches that I'm not qualified to get into (basically, some mathematicians are trying to resolve the ambiguities Newton tapdanced around when he invented Calculus).
And even if you don't get into that kind of quibble, division by zero is only undefined in the limited context of "standard" real numbers. It makes perfect sense to define division by zero in the context of complex numbers.
High School was described as unfriendly to boys,
on one of this morning's current events on ABC's
Radio National.
(It may be so, as around 70% of girls graduate.)
So, what do you expect...
PS Mental illness is also rife, so
what do you expect to read in a
High Court transcript...?
In an argument about science, he starts talking about the prime minister and the leader of the federal opposition...
Yay me!
You also might simply have clicked on the links in the story...
And the brethren went away edified.
Here's a link to a filing he made in 1996.
Teachers are hired evil word pedants who enslave childish minds to a lifetime stupidity.
Don't word murder your children - don't take away their vocabulary to describe Nature's Harmonic Time Cube...
The camels are coming. I'm in love.
Which brings to mind, putting a link to such a website from Slashdot (or anywhere) actually enhances the guy's popularity with websites like Google. Isn't there a way to do an antilink: link to the page, but in a way that shows that you disaprove of the content and that the web search engines should lower the site's rating ? I have a hunch that this has been discussed before, if not I'm running to the nearest patent office...
Non-Linux Penguins ?
Although these are pretty damn funny, it's sad to see insane people struggle for vindication of their whacky ideas - obviously with considerable mental anguish. Perhaps this is a sign of the information age? Instead of witches, astrologers, numerologists, and occultists, we have modern-day 'psychoscientists'. I was given a sharp reminder of how unstable people's minds can be at an open-to-the-public lecture in Harvard uni's astronomy department last year. People sat through a great lecture on the life of Galileo and afterwards were invited to observe the near-full moon's surface and a binary star system through the facility's telescopes. I had guessed that most of the attendees were amateur astronomers and enthusiasts, but while waiting in line with one of my old roommates, an old lady tried to start a conversation. She was rambling about how she was born in Eastern Europe and was a child of the moon or some such with a direct connection with the cosmos and god... I wondered had she completely misunderstood what the astronomy department was researching these days and/or saw the irony between her and the subject matter presented in the lecture, that is, Galileo's life long struggle against the ignorance (and arrogance) of the church? Perhaps these people get the feeling of inspiration that science brings many of us, but completely misunderstand the science of it?