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The Rutan SpaceShipOne Revealed

smartalix writes "Burt Rutan's company, Scaled Composites, announced that they have been developing a commercial manned space program in secret for the past two years. The system consists of a carrier vehicle called the White Knight and a piggyback (actually underslung) orbital spaceplane called SpaceShipOne. My money is on this effort capturing the X Prize." Well, it's pretty, whatever it is. Space.com has a story with pictures for those of you who weren't quick enough to hit scaled.com before it melted.

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  1. Whahhh? by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Mom, what is that duck doing to that other duck?!!"

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  2. Hmm by bravehamster · · Score: 2, Funny
    Maybe they can use the XPrize money to replace their webserver. Anyone got any mirrors?

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  3. Watch out for the patents by menasius · · Score: 3, Funny

    This just in. The government is sueing after patenting using "One" after vehicles, thus meaning SpaceShipOne is reserved for the President.

    -bort

    1. Re:Watch out for the patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No no no, that's "earth force one".

    2. Re:Watch out for the patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      president santiago? is that you?

    3. Re:Watch out for the patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      If he's taking public transportation, it's called Short Bus One.

    4. Re:Watch out for the patents by tinrobot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Riding a boat - Navy One

      Riding a Plane - Air Force One

      Hmmmm... I guess by this logic, it would be "Laura Bush One" when he's riding... ummm... well... nevermind.

  4. In space... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...nobody can hear your webserver scream.

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  5. Oh, I get it.... by DesScorp · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...it's a stealth plane. Forget radar invisible, we can't even SEE this puppy.

    Damn, Burt Rutan is a genius.....

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  6. Re:Beam me up SCOTTY! by B3ryllium · · Score: 5, Funny

    Same thing :)

    And to all those folks who say it's an "ugly aircraft", they need to remember that it's a *spacecraft*. And it's actually *two* craft.

    Although I think the paintjob is ugly. Paint a red maple leaf on it or something, it would look way better.

  7. A rutan? Dr Who was real! by Jim+Hall · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aha! Finally, it is revealed that the rutan landing at Fang Rock, from Dr Who, was in fact real event! The truth can come out.

  8. Distinguished Names by humpTdance · · Score: 1, Funny


    Other dignitaries who attended the event were Dr. Maxim Faget

    I bet that guy got hell when he was a kid. I wouldn't be able to stand people calling me Maximus.

  9. Fuel by effer · · Score: 4, Funny

    "SpaceShipOne officials are reviewing use of hybrid rocket propulsion system provided by SpaceDev of Poway, California. Hybrid propulsion uses Nitrous Oxide -- also dubbed Laughing Gas -- and HTPB (tire rubber)."

    Laughing gas, tire rubber, and flames! A recipe for hilinks!!

  10. Contact by telstar · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Burt Rutan's company, Scaled Composites, announced that they have been developing a commercial manned space program in secret for the past two years."
    • I though they were supposed to wait for the religious freaks to blow up the first one before letting Jodi Foster know this one existed.

  11. That's some fuel! by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
    "SpaceShipOne officials are reviewing use of hybrid rocket propulsion system provided by SpaceDev of Poway, California. Hybrid propulsion uses Nitrous Oxide -- also dubbed Laughing Gas -- and HTPB (tire rubber)."

    Burning rubber to orbit, laughing all the way? (Yeah yeah, it's sub-orbital -- for now.)

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  12. Re:....what the hell..... by TopShelf · · Score: 2, Funny

    The man doesn't have to be alive to start with, does he? That would loosen up the "safely" part and gimme a shortcut...

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  13. very sci fi looking .. no ? by Brigadier · · Score: 3, Funny



    Whenever I look at the entries for this competition I can't help but wonder why they all have this sci fi look to them. ie something out of start trek. I always have this image of some guy of a err more feminine persuasion flailing his hands and going " it justht doesnt look spathy enough.... more spathy people ...."

  14. Mirror... by cmorriss · · Score: 2, Funny

    Found a nice mirror.

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  15. Re:....what the hell..... by digitalgiblet · · Score: 2, Funny
    er... actually the rocket fuel isn't explosive.

    When it's a couple inches from my back, I don't really distinguish between exploding and burning really fast.

    "He didn't technically EXPLODE, Jim, he just burned to cinders very quickly..."

  16. This thing really burns rubber... by Kevin+Burtch · · Score: 2, Funny


    no... really! (read the article)
    Wierdest fuel I've ever heard of!

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  17. Re:World's most BORING spaceship name! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    how about firebird?

  18. Return Ticket by IPFreely · · Score: 2, Funny
    I read a Sci-Fi story a few decades ago (don't remember the name) along those lines.

    A more advanced race was visiting a planet with a primitive culture, slightly pre-industrial age. They had rules of involvement based on the advancement of the culture they were contacting. One of the thresholds of the involvement levels was space travel capability.

    So the locals tossed a man into what was the equivelant of a diving bell, set it on a powder keg and blew it into space. They then went to the representative of the more advanced race and said:
    "We have space travel capabilities now. You can deal with us as spacefarers. Oh and by the way, could you please rescue our astronaut before he burns up on reentry?"

    I hope these guys have a return plan. I don't think they're gonna get rescued.

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  19. Now that the Rutans have space supremacy by BluedemonX · · Score: 2, Funny

    the Sontaran empire is trying to catch up.....

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  20. Re:Back Into Hiding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Note that Max Faget is involved in this. Max is widely credited for the basic configuration of the Space Shuttle design. Hows that for NASA engineers wanting to be allowed to rock like this?!

    Max Faget? Somebody actually named their kid Max Faget? I don't know whether to laugh or cry at that. That's the funniest god damn thing I've read in months and I just confirmed he's a real guy. Max Faget! Holy fucking shit that's hilarious!

  21. Re:You cant keep good engineers down by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Note that Max Faget is involved in this endeavor.

    Never in a thousand years could I imagine a worse name to grow up with. His school years must make prison look like playschool.

  22. Re:In Secret? by teslatug · · Score: 2, Funny

    They didn't want Carmack after their ass with an RPG trying to get their rocket fuel.

  23. Re:In Secret? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    this Will get you a Darwin Award. The other has a good chance at 10 million.