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Nuke-Lobbing

SlideGuitar writes "The following is a fascinating article about how the Navy in the 1950s, wanting to assure that it had a carrier based nuclear force, used A1 Skyraider (single engine propellor driven aircraft) to lob nuclear bombs using a manuever called the "goofy loop" (read the article.) The goofy loop put about seven miles between them and a Mark 7 nuclear device at detonation. The pilots knew that (1) they couldn't get far enough away to survive, and (2) if they did survive there probably wouldn't be a carrier to go back to anyway. There are lots of emails from pilots who did the manuever and what they thought about the whole business."

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  1. Nowadays... by SushiFugu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nowadays they use T-Shirt cannons.

    1. Re:Nowadays... by critter_hunter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nuclear devices are legal already. You just have to be careful not to detonate them in Chico, or you'll face a 500$ fine ;)

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    2. Re:Nowadays... by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You just have to be careful not to detonate them in Chico [Calif.] [dumblaws.com], or you'll face a 500$ fine

      The scary thing is: most laws are based on actual situations that pissed somebody off enough to make or push such laws.

  2. Physics by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have heard of "lobbing" before. If you know the speed of the plane and the angle of the climb, it should be easy to calculate the distance of the "lob". The problem is that it is difficult to repeat the exact conditions repeatedly. One lob might be 7 miles, then next might be 7.5 miles.

    I know some of you don't think that a few thousand feet would matter for a nuke, but most smaller tactical nukes are used to take out a specific target. The yeild can be as low as a few hundred kilotons or as high as a few megatons. Missing a deep bunker by a few hundred meters with a low-yeild nuke would mean a lot of collateral damage with almost no effect on the target.

    If you are interested in reading more about tactical mukes, do a google for B-61. These are what the Air Force uses today. Or would have/will use(d) in the proper situation. I think the original design purpose was to drop on formations of Soviet tanks in the event they mobilized on Western Europe.

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    1. Re:Physics by Moofie · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, the guys who actually did it said that their bombs normally fell within 300ft of their targets.

      Airspeed indicators can be pretty accurate.

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    2. Re:Physics by PD · · Score: 5, Informative

      You've got the cart before the horse. This maneuver was never considered for the small nukes, because they didn't exist. And why were the nukes so big way back then? Two reasons. It was harder to make small nukes. The backpack nuke was really hard to make compared to a multi-megaton monster. The other reason is that with inaccurate delivery systems you need big nukes to destroy a target if you miss it by 3 or 4 miles.

      As the accuracy of missile systems crept up, the size of the nuke required went down. Now, we can drop a conventional bomb or 4 right through a specific window, so there's hardly any targets that cannot be destroyed by a conventional bomb.

      Nukes are basically obsolete as battlefield weapons.

    3. Re:Physics by ces · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The figures you cite are what was state of the art in 1991. The weapons have come a long way since then. The JDAM is far more accurate than laser guided bombs. If nothing else look at the Iraqi civillian casualty figures 5,000 or so civillian casualties is VERY low considering the amount of ordinace we dropped on Iraq during the recent campaign. If we had been using "dumb" bombs the casualties would be in the hundreds of thousands or millions.

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    4. Re:Physics by HaloZero · · Score: 4, Funny

      'Close enough only counts with horseshoes and hand-grenades...'

      And apparently when 'lobbing' thermonuclear weaponry!

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    5. Re:Physics by Moofie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes, but the CEP will also be a function of when they start the pull-up and how accurately they fly the vector from the IP to the target. Plenty of skill and judgement are still required.

      So it's not as easy as, say, pointing a laser and dropping a Paveway.

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    6. Re:Physics by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't listen to what doomsayers are trying to tell you. Read the info on google about the b-61.

      No one ever said MAD was the only way to have a nuclear war. In fact, most scenarios favored a short-term exchange followed by a reconcillation period.

      Tactical nukes are a reality. They do have a use.

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    7. Re:Physics by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Don't get all bitchy with me...

      Why do you think there will be fallout? Fallout comes from unused fissile material or material contaminated when it cam in direct contact with the material. There is very little unused fissile material in a modern nuke. There is also very little secondary contamination.

      I live in Japan. I have visited Hiroshima. Having a nuke dropped on you is NOT the end of life as you know it. You just bulldoze the contaminated waste away and rebuild. With a modern nuke, you wouldn't even have to bulldoze the topsoil, just wait for a bit and the level would drop rapidly.

      Dropping a nuke in a cave in Afganistan would be even less a problem. Just cordon off a area in the desert and leave it for a few years. The material won't decay that fast, but it will be reabsorbed into the groundwater and leached into the soil till it falls below detectable levels within a few weeks.

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  3. It probably wasn't that bad of an idea by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Get people so concentrated on doing a specific complicated series of maneuvers to unleash their payload that they don't even have time to worry about the fact that they're probably not going to make it back alive.

    For a combat tactic that would likely be an end of the world situation anyways, you might as well get people focused on other things.

    1. Re:It probably wasn't that bad of an idea by Galvatron · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For a combat tactic that would likely be an end of the world situation anyways...

      I doubt it. I don't think we had enough nukes in the 1950's to end the world. That's exactly why these sorts of plans were thought up, because it was still entirely feasible to "win" a nuclear war. Sure, there'd be some ecological contamination, but since most of the ordinance would likely be dropped on Eastern Europe, most of the fallout would probably end up over Russia, leaving most of the world (Western Europe, Africa, most of Asia, and the Americas) essentially unharmed.

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    2. Re:It probably wasn't that bad of an idea by WegianWarrior · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Get people so concentrated on doing a specific complicated series of maneuvers to unleash their payload that they don't even have time to worry about the fact that they're probably not going to make it back alive.

      That, and it allowed you to have a standoff-distance of about 7 miles - or about 11 km for us who prefer metrics - from your target. Back in the days before advanced SAMs, you know, when they used guns to plink aircraft out of the sky, that could be the difference between getting your bomb on target and beeing shot down before you got that far. So it all makes sence to me, in so far any use of nukes makes sence at all.

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    3. Re:It probably wasn't that bad of an idea by ipxodi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Referencing Greenpeace regarding nuclear weapons is like referencing PETA with regard to animal testing.
      You would be better showing statistics from both sides or at least from a somewhat disinterested 3rd party.

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  4. offtopic by soliaus · · Score: 4, Funny
    Did you know that the war in Iraq was originally called Operation Iraqi Liberation? Then some government official noticed it spelled "O.I.L."

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    1. Re:offtopic by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Interesting
      So...the operation in Iraq is about oil.

      Duh, you think? See, the difference between America and every other "imperialist" nation in the history of the WORLD is that America permits adversarial, even belligerent nations to control a vital strategic resource.


      It used to be that only Noam Chomsky referred to the U.S. as an imperialist nation. And now the conventional wisdom has changed- not only are we imperialists now, but even being an imperialist power is an OK thing to be! (Sort of like how massive federal deficits are suddenly OK now too.) Things sure are changing a lot and fast. If you don't pay attention, you won't recognize the country you live in anymore. The language is changing underneath us, too. "Partisan" used to mean something about a bias for one political party or the other. Now it simply means you don't like Bush and therefore shouldn't be listened to. People who do favor Bush are never partisan.

      OF COURSE the war in the middle east is about oil. More to the point, it's about protecting the supply of a strategically essential resource.

      What exactly is wrong with that?


      Well when you put it that way, it sounds so sensible, doesn't it? Which is why it was spoon-fed to you in that form so you could regurgitate it to us here. Something must be wrong with it though, or Bush would have simply told us the truth instead of inventing a crisis about "weapons of mass destruction".

      Why can't he just tell us the truth? If there's one thing that I have really disliked about this war, it's the slick glossy marketing, the "psy ops" that are apparently designed to work on us at home instead of people in Iraq, the mounds and mounds of pure bullshit assembled to justify what is essentially an elective war, and the relentless and well orchestrated vitriol aimed at anyone who dares criticize the president during this phony crisis that he insisted on creating in the first place.

      I've been trying to figure out for a long time what the motive for this war really is. The official reasons given (9/11, WMD, "he gassed his own people", bringing democracy to the nations in the region, etc.) either make no logical sense, are obvious lies, or are so outlandish that it's clear nobody in the administration takes them seriously. In fact it reminds me of the 2001 tax cut. They wanted the tax cut so badly, but couldn't offer any coherent reason for one. So they proposed the tax cut as a cureall for all sorts of problems. Inflation. Deflation. No matter what it was, the tax cut was going to fix it. The war was the same way. It's always pretty clear what the Bush administration wants, but they never indicate why they want these things. I do know two things about the true motive of the war:

      • It has something to do with Israel.
      • It has something to do with oil.

      I can at least understand a war designed to undermine OPEC. Why didn't Bush just flat out say it? "We want to invade a country so we can gain access to its oil fields." Spare me the bullshit about WMD, the war on terror, spreading democracy, etc. When a president lacks the political balls to announce to the world why he's starting a war, it's usually a sign that the war is a bad idea in the first place.
    2. Re:offtopic by Flamerule · · Score: 3, Insightful
      If there's one thing that I have really disliked about this war, it's the slick glossy marketing, the "psy ops" that are apparently designed to work on us at home instead of people in Iraq, the mounds and mounds of pure bullshit assembled to justify what is essentially an elective war, and the relentless and well orchestrated vitriol aimed at anyone who dares criticize the president during this phony crisis that he insisted on creating in the first place.
      Well said, well said.

      I partly disagree with your conclusions about Bush's motives, though. Certainly oil is in the equation, but I don't see Israel weighing heavily on Bush's mind, nor Iraq having much to do with Israel. My own pet theory is simply: misguided continuation of the "war on terror". The administration started that entire, long, drawn-out process of invading Iraq almost a year before we actually did it. So, a couple months after we roasted the Taliban in Afghanistan. Back then, I imagine it was a case of Bush sitting around in his office, pondering who to go after next, and coming up with... Iraq! Hey, they have no links whatsoever to terror, but they're rumored to have WMD, plus Saddam tried to have Poppy killed! Let's get that muthafucka!

      Now, obviously Karl Rove wouldn't have let Bush just attack anyone he wanted -- unless it had some benefit. I think the benefit from Iraq has been clear enough: heightened approval ratings for the President. Hey, they need something to take everyone's mind off the economy... especially since Bush's monstrous tax cut (oh sorry, I mean "jobs and growth package") doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of doing anything productive except shoring up the Republicans' "death before taxes" political base. Now, it looks like we're going to move on and focus our attention on Syria. Well, 2 years left in the term; that's enough time to conquer a whole crapload of countries.

    3. Re:offtopic by ces · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The best rationale I can find is in papers and articles from "The Project for the New American Century" a conservative defence policy think-tank.

      Rumsfield, Cheney, Wolfawitz, Perle, and several others in the administration were members or wrote articles for them.

      In a nutshell Iraq is meerly phase 1 in a larger plan.

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    4. Re:offtopic by SubtleNuance · · Score: 2, Insightful
      ..another reason: With Iraq emerging from sanctions, with the 2nd largest oilresrves on the planet, SH was going to throw you yankees a curve ball. He had plans to move Iraq to an Oil Trade based on Euros -- as Russia and Venezuala (are?) were discussing -- this spells instant disaster for the US Economy.

      With this (most?) vital international commodity exchange NOT conducted in *American Dollars* your industry/economy would have

      instantly not been able to control prices domestically (since industry relies on oil, you move your dollar based on your desire to control your economy - this ability is undermined by this shift)

      You currency INSTANTLY devalues because people no longer require US$ in order to buy oil from Iraq... sending the dollar lower on currency markets

      your debt becomes more expensive to finance

      etcetcetc

      I personally believe that the "War" has more to do with maintaining American Dollar Hegemony in the Middle East Oil Market (OPEC). Sure, the Oil is good to get to market (drives down prices, allows USAutomakers to continue with the SUV idiocy keeping kyoto(etc) at bay..) but the thought of the collapse of the US dollar, caused by nations who dispise you (rightfully so frankly) is what Bush Co. are up to ..

      This "US Dollar" Hegemony allows America to get ALOT of 'free ride benefits' (that I wont go into here) for your economy that OTHER big players are very aware of...The Euro is going to destroy that... watch for it.

      So, knowing that, and knowing the self-serving greed America is renowned for, JUST how far do you think it is willing to go? A little war on Iraq is by NO MEANS the beginning. Do some searching on people's opinion of this website look at who wrote it, and what they are (not too subtly) saying... your right in saying Things Are Not As They Seem... but the marks and traits of what is happening; Nationalism, Totalitarianism, Militarism, Ismism :) cannot be defied - even a passing student of history sees what is Going Down... and only Americans can stop it...

    5. Re:offtopic by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I dont see Palestinians as Terrorists. I see them as Freedom Fighters. Isreal is a brutal terrorist regime that slaughteres them with little conscience.

      The world is not black and white, war and violence in Palestine/Isreal is not the "fault" of one *OR* the other... everyone needs to stop blaming and plead with our brothers to find peace.

      American militarism (like ATTACKING foreign nations (not just iraq and afghanistan... and not just recently) is a VERY BIG ISSUE.

      You cannot stick your head up and declare *YOUR* personally justified acts of Terror (like bombing, invading, etc etc) and decrying others for defending themselves... jesus man, wake the f' up.

      if you are so concerned by "terrorists", stop; its called "Asymetric Warfare". American Revolutionaries were also TERRORISTS who defied the (then) conventions of modern warefare to undermine the enemy and make effective their miltiary efforts against a force that would (if they engaged them in the manner they wished) would have slaughtered them. Americans, in the War of 1812 killed Women and Children on a raid of York... we burnt down your Federal Capital in retaliation. Isreali Zionists bombed hotels and other 'civilian' targets to win a "Isreali Nation" (exactly what Palestine is doing now) Negroponte (your current UN Ambassador was a central figure in the Iran/Contra affair, where he used his power as a CIA director in Central America to arm, train and direct killing teams who slaughtered priests, villages, politicians, judges who were "enemies" of American Interests in C.America at the time (mostly those Evil Communists(tm)) Some nationas want to see Negroponte tried as a war criminal - I agree.

      In short, its called Perspective and Subjectivity... please TRY and understand what is happening and drop the USA vs. Them simplicity.

    6. Re:offtopic by SubtleNuance · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's silly to think that the US is imperialist.

      A million points to you friend for giving me my first belly-laugh of the day.

      You bring to mind at quote that appauled me that Fleischer spat a few weeks ago something like "...those are humanitarian bombs..." when speaking of cruise missles. Terrific. And about their oil, and why the "Imperialists" are bringing Liberation and Freedom to Iraqis (nevermind WMD -- thats LAST months propaganda), while Iraqis were looting the Ministry of Education, Ministry of Interior, The Ministry of Ministries (whichever), their History Musems -- there were a half-dozen military vehicles and 100 marines outside (with barbwire etc) the .... wait for it, wait for it... yep you guessed it:

      Ministry of Oil ! Safe and sound for the wonderfull Iraqis to come and Democratically Control it. REALITY: Sell it to US Oil Cos in neo-liberal grandeur... but that isnt in the script for 18 months, long enough for you to forget all this Iraqi Democracy business... oh the wonders of American arrogance, hubris, simplicity and gun-boat diplomacy - let the FREEDOM BOMBS DROP BROTHER! LIBERTY FOR EVERYONE!

    7. Re:offtopic by Stonehand · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did I claim that the Israeli-Palestinian conflict was one-sided? No. Did I claim that only the Palestinians were at fault? No. Of course, you apparently chose to assume that I did...

      As for Palestinian "warfare", if they were actually fighting with even a modicum of intelligence and resourcefulness you'd see far more Israeli military casualties. Instead, the Palestinians rarely even bother to go after even isolated checkpoints -- there's the occasional sniper attack, but not even once a month, apparenlty... According to their tactics, one might suspect that the Israeli threat consisted of cabbies, bus drivers, and the occasional random sleeping settlers.

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    8. Re:offtopic by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      "The official reasons given (9/11, WMD, "he gassed his own people", bringing democracy to the nations in the region, etc.) either make no logical sense, are obvious lies, or are so outlandish that it's clear nobody in the administration takes them seriously."

      Let's put it this way: If the fundamental government in Iraq were changed to a democratic model for other Arabs to follow, we woudln't have the totalitarian regimes in place that breed the kind of terrorism we saw 9/11/01 in the first place.

      "It has something to do with Israel."

      So we're attacking Iraq instead of Egypt, Lebanon, Syria, etc?

      "It has something to do with oil."

      So we attacked Iraq instead of Venezuela, Mexico, etc?

      "We want to invade a country so we can gain access to its oil fields."

      Between how little oil we've been buying from Iraq and the incredibly long distance it has to be shipped from, going after Iraq simply for it's oil is counter-productive. France and Russia need Iraqi oil far more than we do.

      And again, if we wanted access to OPEC oil, there's still Venezuela, where most of our foreign oil comes from. Hell, we could have used their recent strike as a precedent.

    9. Re:offtopic by Ataru · · Score: 2, Informative

      The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. Not England.

    10. Re:offtopic by John+Bayko · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The simplest explanation is the best one - US was attacked, thousands were murdered and the US decided it had to eliminate its most aggressive of enemies - namely old mad Sadd himself.
      Except Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, et. al. had decided to invade Iraq at least as far back as 1998 (and probably earlier) according to this letter:

      Letter to President Clinton on Iraq

      Incidentally, according to this comspiracy-oriented web site, plans were under way to invade Ahghanistan well before 9/11 - in fact, even the Clinton administration was considering it seriously, and plans were so complete that when needed, they were just taken off the shelf (which is why the war was organized so quickly):

      US PREPARING FOR A WAR WITH AFGHANISTAN BEFORE 9/11...

  5. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Crazy days" -- email from the Spadguys
    Chapter 1: Spad idiot loops

    Date: Sat, 19 Sep 1998 17:12:54 +1200
    From: Norm Davis
    Subject: Spad idiot loops

    Chapter 2: the pickle button & other details

    From: Blake Middleton
    Subject: RE: instrument panel
    Date: Wed, 7 Oct 1998 15:27:53 -0500

    Chapter 3: "50 feet is life"

    Date: Tue, 1 Dec 1998 22:19:41 -0500
    From: Joe Shea
    Subject: toss bomb article

  6. Ah, the old cold war joke by Galvatron · · Score: 4, Funny
    Q: What's the difference between a tactical and a strategic nuclear weapon?
    A: It's a tactical nuke if it lands in Germany.

    Seriously though, as others alluded to, by the time we had small tactical nukes, we also had better delivery systems, obsoleting the whole "lobbing" technique. The article suggests that this strategy was doctrine during the 1950's.

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  7. Hmmm... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


    This is the same country that is now so indignant about the Iraqis using suicide bombers to defend against an invader, right?

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  8. Other Smart Ideas... by ColaMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This reminds me of the

    Nuclear armed Jeep.
    Basically, a standard Jeep with 40 kiloton nuke with a launcher that only carried the nuke one an a half miles. What the hell were they thinking?!? Might as well have just driven on up to the enemy and said, "here, hold this for a minute, willya?"

    Wouldn't want to be the poor sap assigned to that jeep.

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    1. Re:Other Smart Ideas... by reverseengineer · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'd like to point out that the Davy Crockett (Best. Weapon. Ever.) which is referenced in my slightly later post (you beat me by 6 minutes) does not fire a 40 kiloton nuclear warhead, it fires a roughly 40 ton nuclear warhead, a difference of three orders of magnitude. The Hiroshima device is estimated at about 15 kilotons; these are about 0.04 kilotons. These are the smallest nuclear warheads ever created, with an explosive power between 2-4 times that of the ANFO bomb that was used to destroy the Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. The equivalent of 40 tons of TNT is still enough to cause a gigantic explosion, of course, and gives you some sort of idea of the incredible devastation caused by a strategic thermonuclear warhead in the megaton range.

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    2. Re:Other Smart Ideas... by Alsee · · Score: 4, Funny

      Nuclear armed Jeep.

      I can just imagine a nuclear hand grenade. Pull pin, throw.

      Hell, I'd issue TWO nuclear hand grenades to each infantry man. You know, just in case he needs a second one :)

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    3. Re:Other Smart Ideas... by WegianWarrior · · Score: 5, Informative

      That sounds like an awefully small yeild. I recall reading somewhere that it was the lowest possible yield they could acchive, but I've not been able to find that page again. I did however find this (curtesy of this page);

      Back in the 1960s, American designers put together probably the coolest - yet also most suicidal - battlefield weapon ever built. It was a nuclear bazooka, capable of being operated by a pair of soldiers, and intended to be unleashed against Soviet battalions as they headed for Worthing-on-Sea.

      The bazooka was given the patriotic codename 'Davy Crockett', presumably to encourage its operators to risk using it. Basically a scaled-up rifle grenade launcher which could either be hand-carried or mounted on a jeep, the initial Davy Crockett model had a maximum range of only two kilometres, later doubled to four. The minimum range was a suicidal 400 metres.

      The tripod-mounted launcher fired a W-54 plutonium implosion bomb, the smallest nuclear weapon ever fielded by US forces. The egg-shaped atomic bomb weighed a portable 25 kilograms and had a selectable yield of either 10 or 20 tonnes. In blast terms that makes it only four times as powerful as the 1995 Oklahoma bombing device, but its wider radiation effects would inflict considerable fatalities. The Davy Crockett warhead had a timer fuse to be primed by its operators, who would have had to work out the time taken to reach its target.

      One early firing of the Davy Crockett at the Nevada Test Site was witnessed by US Attorney General Robert Kennedy. From 1961 onwards 400 bazooka warheads were manufactured and deployed. However non-nuclear test firings of the Davy Crockett revealed the design had a targeting flaw and it was retired in 1971.

      The W-54 bomb had another application, as an Atomic Demolition Munition (ADM). Planted in hidden chambers beneath Germany - to destroy or block access to Warsaw Pact forces - it could be carried on handles by an individual or a team using mounted poles. ADMs were only finally retired from service in 1989.

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    4. Re:Other Smart Ideas... by RapaNui · · Score: 2, Informative

      Uh, no.
      The M388 warhead had a selectable yield from 10 to 250 _tons_.
      Here's some more info....
      Also, take a look at another neat Cold-war toy: The 280mm Atomic Cannon....

    5. Re:Other Smart Ideas... by miu · · Score: 2, Funny
      In blast terms that makes it only four times as powerful as the 1995 Oklahoma bombing device

      So data is measured as a percentage of the information contained in the Library of Congress and bomb yield is rated as a number of Oklahoma City Federal Building truck bombs.

      Other measuring sticks from the world of current events: information content of an official statement by number of words is measured in Rumsfeld poems, Jingoism can be measured in "freedom fries", and the likelihood of a simple task being screwed will henceforth be measured in dimpled chads.

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  9. Those Wacky 50s by reverseengineer · · Score: 4, Informative
    Yeah, this is from a very interesting time in the history of military strategy- that period from 1949 to the invention of the ICBM in the late 1950s. In 1949, the Soviets demonstrated that they had entered the Nuclear Age (with a little help from spies), thus ending America's window to conduct "atomic bomb diplomacy"- if you have a weapon that can destroy an entire city, and no one else has one, or any sort of effective countermeasure, you can get pretty far with extortion.

    When the Soviets got the Bomb, of course, the Cold War started in earnest, and so plans had to be drawn up to fight the most colossal and devastating war in human history (hot on the heels of that previous most colossal and devastating war in human history where the Soviet happened to be our allies). It was of course feared that in this upcoming war, the Soviets would have a tremendous advantage in conventional forces, and waves of Soviet tanks would roll across Europe. Thus, our rapidly growing stockpile of atomic bombs would become an important asset. The major question was how these weapons would be delivered. The Air Force of course responded by building a fleet of long range strategic bombers, and the Navy a fleet of submarines that could launch nuclear missiles; these measures, however, took years to set up, leading to a variety of interesting stopgap measures. This includes the lovely "idiot loop" maneuver explained here of course, as well as the Army's approaches, which included a 280mm cannon that fired atomic artillery shells, and what is perhaps the most unbelievable weapon in military history (and that includes the insane ideas the Nazis had at the end of WWII like the Me-162), the Davy Crockett. Why yes, that is a nuclear warhead being fired out of a recoilless rifle barrel.

    Like I said, these were stopgap measures, born out of desperation. Of course, this period pretty much entered its twilight with the development of the thermonuclear "Super" device, and was utterly swept away with the advent of the ICBM and SLBM to carry it. It became clear that there was no longer any place for tactics on a nuclear battlefield- with thousands of ballistic missiles on each side, most of civilization would be vapor before conventional troops got loaded into the transport plane. Also, the long term effects of radiation were becoming known- how does the traditional idea of territorial control work if in order to gain territory, you have to nuke it? Anyway, some of the ideas that came up in this short period were pretty crazy, but they're pretty much par for the course in military history- whenever a new technology hits the battlefield, strategists go nuts trying to either combat against it, or work it into their plans- compare this period in history, where a weapon of incredible power threatened to make conventional forces obsolete, to a period like the introduction of firearms to the medieval battlefield, or the introduction of the ironclad in naval battles- the old weapons and strategies quickly beome obsolete, and military planners become willing to try absolutely anything to gain the upper hand.

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    1. Re:Those Wacky 50s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, you might think the idea of tactical use of nukes is pretty crazy, but (speaking of goofy loops), your prez and the nuttas in the Pentagon don't. They are asking Congre$$ to authorise the spending of billions on developing new tactical nuclear weapons and are likely to break the test ban treaty too.

    2. Re:Those Wacky 50s by HoneyBunchesOfGoats · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even crazier on the site you reference is the nuclear land mine. I'd hate to be the poor guy who stepped on that one...

  10. Re:Fallout by ender81b · · Score: 4, Interesting

    but all of our nukes are intended to detonate at altitude.

    not true at all. The US maintains both Air and ground burst nuclear weapons for a variety of reasons. Air Burst are useful for taking out alot of crap over a wide area. However they are not very effective at taking out hardened targets (bunkers, missle silos, etc) so the us still maintains a large arsenal of groundburst weapons for this reason.

    While nuclear weapons can be delivered "clean" they also make "dirty" bombs for the exact opposite purpose. The US, and the russians, used to maintain a large inventory of nukes designed to poison crop fields. Detonate 40-50 airburst over Nebraska,Iowa, and Kansas and watch the breadbasket of the US go to hell due to the fallout from these "dirty" nukes.

    Also, nuetron bombs might be what you are thinking of. These weapons have almost no blast or fireball. Instead they are designed to simply put out a large amount of short term radiation, essentially killing everything around them but leaving the cities, etc free of damage and radiation. IIRC these weapons are banned by both sides.

  11. actually, this manuever is still in use today by StandardDeviant · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's what the F-16 has to use in order to deliver weapons of this class (probably F/A-18 as well). The standard F-16 has to have physical (bomb attachment point strengthening, etc.) and avionics upgrades to handle it, but in the end it's basically just a faster, more accurate (ooh! software! ;)) version of the 50's manuever. (I googled looking for a link to back this up, but came up dry, probably just not using good enough queries... One bit of unintentional humor was noting the top text ad for "F-16 nuclear delivery", namely "Find a delivery service! Anywhere in the world! www.somedeliverycompany.com" or some such... Heh, I don't think that's what they had in mind...)

    IIRC, back in the mid-80's (i think), there was a big stink between Pakistan and India caused by Pakistan obtaining some of these nuclear capable F-16s. Of course, at that time it was only suspected that Pakistan had The Bomb, but when your neighbor buys a shotgun you don't have to see the shells to get a little nervous. (When is there not a big stink between Pakistan and India? Anyway, that *particular* big stink was over Pakistan's nuke-capable fighters.)

    1. Re:actually, this manuever is still in use today by xmnemonic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Lofting is a standard maneuver, and it is not restricted to just nuclear weapons. It's used whenever the pilot wants to add some sort of stand-off capability to a non-stand-off weapon, and requires only that the aircraft have a CCRP (continuously calculated release point) bombing mode (which includes all current U.S. fighter and bomber aircraft). Again, it has nothing to do specifically with nukes.

      Here's how it's done; the pilot waits until the horizontal line on the CCRP vertical line blinks, indicating he's within maximum range. Then he increases pitch to 45 degrees and pushes the throttle to mil or afterburner if he's got the fuel. He then holds down the pickle, and the bombing computer releases the bomb once it detects that his aircraft is in a correct firing solution for a successful loft.

  12. Re: 2) BS by bj8rn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Oh and by the way, why wouldn't there be a carrier to return to?

    Maybe because the fighter was running out of fuel, having flown to the target from a carrier that was far enough from the target so that enemy fighters and bombers couldn't reach it safely?

    They US Air Force did this kind of trick when bombing Japan for the first time in WW II - the mission known as The Dolittle raid. The B-25 bombers, having taken of from a carrier and not having enough fuel to return there (landing would have caused trouble, too), were supposed to land in China - which none of them succeeded to do due to bad weather. Only one crew was unfortunate to bail out/crash land over Japanese territory, other 15 made it to friendlier territories. They may as well not have been that lucky.

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    Hell is not other people; it is yourself. - Ludwig Wittgenstein
  13. Eh, not really. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't think the Low-Altitude Bombing System (LABS) manuever is practiced nowadays.

    Mostly because the airplane that delivered the bomb has to make a sharp popup manuever to do this, and that makes the plane extremely vulnerable to ground AA fire and to other fighters. With the advent of parachutes to slow down the bomb drop rate and delayed-action detonation circuits (both of which were developed for the B28, B43, B57, B61 and B83 bombs due to the fact bombers dropped the bombs at very low altitude at high speed), LABS manuevers are fortunately not necessary nowadays.

    By the way, one other thing--the weight of modern nuclear bombs are surprisingly low. The variable yield (10 to 250 kT) B61 bomb weighs only about 700 pounds; the 1 MT B83 bomb only weigh just under 1000 pounds! Given that the F-16C and F-18C/E models regularly carry 2,000 lb. iron bombs on a regular basis, the only modification necessary for the F-16C and F-18C/E to carry nuclear bombs is the extra control avionics needed to arm the bomb itself.

  14. Good stuff by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That was certainly worthly of post here at slashdot. News for the military history nerd. I think that would make an excellent story for the history channel. The poster should contact them about it. it was very interesting.

    Those military guys have personality too.

  15. Didn't Even Have the Peril Sensitive Glasses! by nutznboltz · · Score: 2, Funny
    "We didn't have goggles that went opaque until the 1960s. Shut one eye and then open it after the flash was the idea."--Ron Pickett, Phoenix, Arizona

  16. Suicide bombers by Anarchofascist · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What a cool article about American suicide bombers! I love suicide bombers. There's something so daring, heroic and tragic about them, don't you think?

    What a great guy. He sure must have a lot of guts to be prepared to strap himself into a weapon of mass destruction and hurtle himself at the enemy like that, knowing that he was unlikely to come back alive. How dashing! How adventurous!

    To bad there aren't enough people like that in the world today, willing to throw their lives away for a cause they believe in.

    Yes, I know, there will always be the lefty naysayers who will complain about "thousands of innocent civilians dead" but this is wartime! You have to expect civilians to be killed (and sometimes even targetted) by suicide troops in the struggle for a greater glory.

    [Note for our American readers: Please don your sarcasm-glasses, switch on your ironometers and re-read this post]

    You're not targeting Sevastopol but the military airfield on the mainland beyond, to take out the MiG-15s that would otherwise intercept the big bombers of the Strategic Air Command.

    Ah that's alright then. It's a military target. He's going to kill the soldiers who would try to prevent our boys from murdering millions of civilians.

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    Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up with our American dead!
    1. Re:Suicide bombers by nochops · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Damn...where's my mod points when I need them? I couldn't have said it better myself. This really should be modded up, so some people can see how hipocritical and silly the sound.

      --
      "A terrorist is someone who has a bomb but doesn't have an air force." -William Blum
    2. Re:Suicide bombers by Jerf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's only hypocritical if you falsely assume that everybody today would condone these actions. I don't condone them, whether my ancestors are doing them or living people.

      I'd also point out that both the United States and the Soviet Union never did these things, in stark contrast to certain people today who show every sign of being willing to do them, if only they had the weapons. (I always try to remember to credit the USSR as well for not blowing up the world, especially as it became increasingly clear they were losing.)

      It's only "hypocrisy" if you deliberately take a naive view of the current world situation to score dubious rhetorical points, and it's the continuing predilection of the left for this sort of rhetorical dishonesty that is further and further marginalizing them, thank goodness.

  17. Don't forget the Thuds! by scatter_gather · · Score: 4, Informative

    Prop planes were hardly the only aircraft that tossed bombs to deploy them. The F-105 Thunderchief, nicknamed the "Thud", was designed to be a fighter/BOMBER delivering nuclear payloads. I was an air force grunt that worked on them in the Viet Nam era and watched a training video showing the aircraft in the strategic (nuclear) mission. It had a fire control computer that was known as the "toss bomb computer" and calculated climb angle, release point, etc. The idea was the same, run in low to the ground at mach 1.2 (the aircraft had a very low radar cross section from the front) and do a half loop and release the bomb in the arc and keep going to roll out back the way you came. Cross your fingers and hold on to your ass. Here is a picture of the delivery.

    over-the-shoulder

  18. Me-262 effect is overrated by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Its engines had an average life of 10 hours, that's 2-3 missions. They were hard to manufacture at all, let alone in quality and quantity.

    It had short range, the jet engines of the day were very inefficient and gobbled fuel like crazy. This would have made their fuel supply problems worse.

    All jet engines have slow acceleration, the early ones even more so. An Me-262 in landing pattern was a sitting duck. More sitting ducks = more losses, and at low altitude, fewer survivors.

    The allies had jet planes, but since they didn't need them, they didn't push production. If the Me-262 had come out in number in 1943, the allied jet fighters would have been out in even larger number in 1944. The P-80 was a better plane than the Me-262. I think the British one was too. Of course, like all jets, it was short range and couldn't have escorted bombers to Berlin.

    1. Re:Me-262 effect is overrated by PD · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The 262 had a MTBF of about 10 hours. But the point was not to let the engine fail. They really only lasted about 5 hours between overhauls - and the overhauls usually were an entire core change. The entire rotating turbine assembly would be shot from the heat.

  19. Re:Fallout by girouette · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fallout can of course be quite deadly. But these are very large areas you are talking about. When something is spread, it is diluted, and also the most radioactive isotopes will be gone in a matter of days anyway.

    This is a fallacy. Allow me to quote from Sakharov's Memoirs (Knopf, 1990), pages 201-202, on the long-term effects of nuclear detonations:

    "Bearing in mind that the average humand lifetime is 20,000 days, each roengten of global radiation will reduce this average lifetime by one week! My overall estimate of the number of human victims of a one-megaton detonation was 10,000. Two-thirds of this huge figure was attributed to the radioactive isotope carbon-14, which is formed during both "clean" and "normal" thermonuclear explosions. Carbon-14 has a half life of 5,000 years; its damaging effects thus continue over thousands of years. [...] By 1957, the total power of the nuclear bombs that had been tested around the world added up to nearly fifty megatons. According to my estimates, this would mean 500,000 casualties."

    Footnote: "Frank von Hippel of Princeton University has used recent UN surveys of population exposures to atmosperic fallout and the health effects of ionizing radiation to obtain an estimate of 1,000 to 25,000 cancers and genetic disorders per megaton, which is consistent with Sakharov's earlier estimate"

    Sakarov's article on the long term effects of atmospheric testing was instrumental in motivating the USSR and the US toward the landmark Atmospheric Testing Ban Treaty.

  20. Oral History by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The emails from pilots were very interesting, I thought; It made me remember all the "oral history" stuff with WW1 and WW2 veterans speaking of their experiences, and I realized how important it was for future generations that we almost constantly interview people about stuff and write it all down before their memories go.

    Or this too anal an attitude on my part? It's like I write a diary entry every day but I hardly ever re-read old diary entries.

    graspee

  21. Canadians Practiced Nuke Lobbing Also by frank249 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Our political masters tend to portray the Canadian Armed Forces as only peace keepers but the worst kept secret is our nuclear heritage. We had nuclear tipped Genie, Honest John and BOMARC missiles and from 1961 to 1984 Canadian Pilots based in Germany also practiced for the nuclear strike role with their CF-104 Star Fighter. Known as the 'missile with a man in it' or the 'widow maker' it was very fast -Mach 2.2 - but not very manuverable. 37 Canadian pilots died while practicing low level flying. A friend of mine described how they were briefed on how to use safe corridors to get to the target but the route for the return trip was up to them. Needless to say he figured if he ever had to do it for real, it was going to be a one way fight. He said that there was curtains in the cockpit to block the flash. The starfighter was fast enough to out run the blast but he said once you climbed above tree top level the missiles would probally get you.

    I was in the Army in Germany in the 70's and we practiced snowballs or bugging out to get our vehicles as far away from the base as fast as possible before the Russian nukes or chemical strike hit. It is hard to descibe but when you heard those sirens going off at 3 in the morning, you never knew if it was a drill or the real thing. Thank God that no one ever 'pushed the button' for real.

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    Today's vices may be tomorrow's virtues.

  22. Re:Suicide bombers (A perspective view) by ronmon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    First, you must take into account the mindset of the era. It was considered to be a real possibility that nukes would be flying around in abundance and WWII was fresh in the minds of most everyone. Having been born in the year that this article covers, I am old enough to remember the Cuban missile crisis and doing 'duck and cover' drills (what a joke) in elementary school.

    Western culture in general and American culture in particular doesn't encourage suicide bombers or kamikazes. The main point being that they had a chance, however slim, to survive. The pilots were well aware of this fact according to their personal accounts. Closing one eye, painting the tail white and the lob maneuver itself were all designed to increase the likleyhood of the pilot coming home.

    It seems pretty ridiculous now, but back then it was looked upon as a last ditch 'all or nothing' gamble.

  23. Re:Fallout by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Informative

    40-50 bombs, even of megaton size, do not produce enough fallout to render three large states uninhabitable

    Only if you're speaking only of 'normal' thermonuclear or purely fissile weapons.
    Remember back around 9/11 all the talk of 'dirty bombs'? This is what your parent is talking about. 40-50 high-yeild dirty bombs would create a lot of radioactive fallout, as the radioactive elements inside would not be destroyed by fission, but vaporized and spread over a large area by a conventional explosion.

  24. Re:A *very* interesting topic, but ... by kgarcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Notice this is "News for Nerds", not "News for Computer Geeks". The term "nerd" encompasses MUCH more than your standard computer-geek interests. Did you know that it was the Nerds of the 40's and 50's that developed the first Atomic Bombs? It is Nerds that developed the Space Program? Aircraft? etc?. Yes, this IS relevant... and is meant to expand your horizons and broaden your knowledge. That's what Nerd-dom is about......

  25. Re:Restatement of the obvious by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Therefore, anyone NOT interested in dying in a nuclear war must have a No Nukes opinion, if not, you are welcoming the possibility of them being used.

    So, if the US disarms, then enemies like China will follow suit?

    I doubt it. The ChiComs are the biggest murderers left on the planet today. And they've already threatened nuclear bombing of the USA once in recent years. I'd rather not find myself at the mercy and dependent upon the good faith of a nation which thus far has not shown any.

    You can beat your sword into a plowshare, but you'll be plowing for someone who didn't.

  26. Not Just in the 50s by dubner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This type of nuclear delivery wasn't limited to the USN Skyraiders in the 50s. As late as 1980 (and possibly later) the USAF F-111As at Mountain Home AFB, Idaho and the other models of F-111s at Cannon AFB, NM and in the U.K. practiced nuclear deliveries of two types.

    Each type was executed with a 4G pullup some 5 NM short of the target (at 540 KGS IIRC). In both cases, the bomb released at about 45 degrees nose high during the pullup. The toss/loft ended with a 135-degree bank turning split-S type of egress manuver and the LADD (Low Altitude Drogue Delivery) had a roll inverted after bomb release, a pull down to low altitude (200 feet) and straight out egress over the target. The loft delivery was for a "slick" bomb; the LADD for a "retarded" (one with a drogue chute).

    What made them exciting was doing them at night using the TFR (Terrain Following Radar) for ingress and egress! The pullup, roll, and pulldown were done manually of course.

    Never occurred to us that these manuvers weren't survivable. Of course, F-111 airspeeds were half an order of magnitude faster than the Skyraider but the bomb was a B-61 with considerably more yield.

    1. Re:Not Just in the 50s by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why wouldn't the manuver be survivable? The various models of the B61 had adjustable (Dial-a-Yield).

      mod 3: 0.3 1.5 60 170 kilotons
      mod 4: 0.3 1.5 10 45 kilotons
      mod 7: 10 - 340 kilotons
      mod 10: 0.3 5 10 80 kilotons
      mod 11: 0.3 - 340 kilotons

      For a 20 kiloton weapon, severe damage to wood frame houses goes to about 1.4 miles from ground zero. And that distance increases very roughly as the cube root of the yield...for a monster 20 MEGATON bomb, it's 16 miles.
      So if you're delivering a 80 kiloton yield, you'd want to be maybe more than 2.5 miles away, which I would hope your F-111 could do in a short time.

  27. Re:Fallout by sjanich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The idea was the Neutron bomb could take out concentrated tank formations. Thus, it would force Soviet battle planners to adopt a more dispersed order of battle for armor. Since the Soviets had a big lopsided numerical advantage in armor that was a good thing for the US and NATO. For the most part, the Soviets propaganda machine was able to enlist the Left in the Western world to oppose neutron weapons, spinning it as neutron weapons were to kill inhabitants of cities. In the only bit of good the French did for NATO, they developed or claimed to develop neutron bombs. So, the Soviets would still have to plan for them, even after the US said they would not build them anymore.

  28. Off-Topic by Transient0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, talking politics on slashdot is a great way to brun karma, but here goes anyways.

    If you are happil willing to talk about the war as a direct, unprovoked attempt to wrest away control of Iraqi oil and you approve of it in that sense from a Utilitarian perspective then you have no right to be displeased with Bush's dishonesty.

    If Bush had openly said: "We are the richest and have the most military might and should therefore control whatever natural resources we want, regardless of who happens to be currently living above them" he would have brought world opinion down upon the U.S. a hundred times more strongly than it has already fallen. You wouldn't have Canada, France and ermany absaining from the war and hoping to avoid economic repercussions, you would have these countries directly imposing economic sanctions on the U.S.

    Because really, once Bush has decided that he doesn't need an excuse in the form of Liberation or Terror in order to go after some tasty resources, how long will it be before he looks North and sees a tremendous supply of Gold, Uranium, Lumber and Fresh Clean Water.

    If you are using Utilitarianism to justify aggression (something J.S. Mill was strongly and openly against, mind you), you are required to also use it to justify deception about that violence.

    Besides, as far as I'm concerned anyway, from a utilitarian perspective the benefit of low oil prices, U.S. dollar hegemony and international power backed by resource control is much lower than the cost of living my life knowing that these benefits were paid for with innocent Iraqi blood (when I say innocent I am talking about civilians, both killed in combat and mistreated more under U.S. control than they were under Saddam).

  29. JDAM less accurate than LGBs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually the JDAM is just much more reliable than an LGB, but less accurate...at least that's what they said in a CENTCOM briefing--when they tried to nail saddam at the restaurant, they used 4 LBGs with an accuracy of +- 10 feet instead of GPS bombs with accuracy of +- 40 feet.

    So, the LGBs have improved with time as well.

  30. French were to bomb Russia with no return possible by Submarine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I remember reading that in the early days of the French nuclear forces, French pilots were to fly on to Moscow and other major cities and drop their bombs, but they did not have enough fuel to come back. They had to parachute over Finland at the extreme limit of their fuel. It was most likely a suicide mission.

    (Interestingly, those forces were developed partly because the French government thought that in case of a Soviet attack over Western Europe backed with a nuclear threat over the US, the US government would not react for fear of retaliation.)

  31. Re:Slashdot goes to war by rpiotrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok, This is really getting to be enough! How the F#$* does an article on aviation history turn onto another misinformed lefty screed on "All that is wrong with America"? I thought Slashdot was "News for Nerds", not the Berkely channel!