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Desktop Laser Cutting/Engraving

bwags writes "I ran across this VersaLaser desktop Laser Cutting and Engraving printer. I really do not know what I want to do with it, but you gotta admit it is cool. Maybe make some balsa wood airplanes. At only $10K, I want the purple one!"

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  1. battle bots by minus_273 · · Score: 5, Funny

    after reading what the laser will cut through.. man i wish they could have one of those on a battle bot :-p

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    1. Re:battle bots by BMojo · · Score: 4, Funny

      I just wouldnt want to be in the croud as that thing gets flipped over.

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  2. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you shave your arm, numb it a bit, adjust the power, you have a home laser tattoo machine.

  3. $10k!! by SpanishInquisition · · Score: 5, Funny

    Imagine the price of a replacement cartidge on that one...

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  4. I envision... by philovivero · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...a (slashdotted) website actually hosted on one of these with content along the lines of "AOL CD in the Microwave" showing how you can carve an AOL CD into a cease-and-desist letter in five seconds flat.

  5. Sad story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Our company bought something like this to engrave the company name in our laptop computers. (about 60 of them) However, we realized too late that the power was too high. We ended up wrecking about 15 of them. When I turned mine on afterwards, smoke actually came out of it.

  6. Do you expect me to talk Goldfinger?? by TechnoGrl · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"

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  7. Wonderful. by mrseigen · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now our children's limbs can atrophy further, because we no longer have need for scissors and manual dexterity. Thanks, technology! In 2048 when children are routinely born with no arms I'll be thanking this widget after fitting the little buggers for hoversleds.

  8. Re:3D Copying by sydlexic · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've seen this somewhere before.

    yeah, slashdot about a month ago. we call this the RAINs effect: Redundant Array of Infinitely-repeating News stories.

  9. Yes, now my counterfeit plates ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    will produce even cleaner and crisper $100 bills.

  10. Engrave Windows CD by SpikyTux · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find one use of it - If you can't get a refund of your unused Windows CD, engrave it with the words "It sucks! Give me back my money!" and send it to Microsoft.

  11. Re:Hmmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    now you've gone and done it...their company will have to close down now since they hsve really been selling a security circumvention violation...

  12. But can you... by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 3, Funny

    But can you attach it to a fricken shark's fricken head?

  13. You could by kingkade · · Score: 3, Funny

    just use a hamster.

    "Now Mr. Shaggles, I'm going to dress you up in this miniature tuxedo I took of of my sister's Goin' Out Tonight Ken (TM) doll, and then I'm going to strap you to a 1/25th-scale mock-up of the table in Gold Finger made out of popsicle sticks. Then, I will dismember you with this high-powered, laser engraving printer. Any objections? No? (Hamster beginning to visible cry) Excellent."

  14. Every time I try to do desktop laser cutting by WillASeattle · · Score: 3, Funny

    The teacher starts yelling at me.

    Something about "public property".

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  15. REALLY intricate holiday cookies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    One shudders to think what Martha Stewart would do with one of these things...