Andorion writes "How many comics will make it to the big screen, how many will be as good as Spiderman or X-Men, and how many will be as bad as Daredevil? Who knows, but the new trailer for The Hulk was just released, and it looks pretty sweet!"
I hear you can clear that up with some antibiotics.
Better Choices
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Anonymous Coward
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Go for the popular comics - like Blue Beetle!
Don't make me angry...
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AndrewHowe
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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
Re:Don't make me angry...
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Dr.Enormous
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You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee...
Re:Don't make me angry...
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Farley+Mullet
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Hulk SMASH!
Ang Lee's directing, so more like: Hulk BORED!
Re:Don't make me angry...
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72beetle
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You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
Hell, I don't like you NOW.
-72
-- -Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
New Trailer for The Hulk?
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GMontag
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What happened to his old trailer? Was it just a plain aluminum job like the kind old people tow to Florida?
I hope his trailer is made of something really strong, like adamantium(sp?) as in Wolverines bones. Stainless just does not stand up to the nasty temper of the Hulk!
Considering the Hulk's anger-management problem, is it really wise to put him up in another trailer? Maybe he should be forced to lie in the bed he has made. That's the only way he'll learn personal responsibility.
Considering the Hulk's anger-management problem, is it really wise to put him up in another trailer?
Maybe in the sequel, the Hulk will be ordered by the courts to have Jack Nicholson move in with him to help control his anger.
At least THAT would be a far more interesting anger management movie than the dreck the Adam Sandler is currently in.
Lies! Death to the infidels!
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Tuxinatorium
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This is OUR hulk, not the americans' hulk! It will slaughter them all at the gates of baghdad before any American troops come close to our glorious city!
Yeah... I'm sick of seeing all of these comic book movies get botched up and end up looking like some silly caricatures of a saturday morning cartoon show.
Oh... Wait....
-- Ñ'
Hope they include classic Hulk theme
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buddhaunderthetree
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Doc Bruce Banner, Belted by gamma rays, Turned into the Hulk. Ain't he unglamo-rays! Wreckin' the town With the power of a bull, Ain't no monster clown Who is that lovable? It's ever lovin' Hulk! HULK!! HULK!!"
Maybe Smashmouth could do it.
-- "Technology.....the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it."
Max Firsch
Re:Dude The Hulk can fly!
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stratjakt
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Superman jumps too (tallest buildings in a single bound). Eventually he just started flying.
I was watching old Superfriends shows on Cartoon Network, apparently Bat Man could fly too.
Oh yeah, and Wonder Woman flies now too in the new Justice League cartoons.
Spiderman doesnt fly, but somehow he can swing above the roofline of a city. Just what does he attach his webs too, birds?
The problem with these cartoons is that they arent realistic.
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I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
Re:Dude The Hulk can fly!
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pi+radians
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The problem with these cartoons is that they arent realistic.
How true.
Every one I know from planet Krypton can't fly (but man they sure can jump high) and those two guys that I work with who were bitten by those radioactive spiders still only take the bus to get through the city.
Join me brothers in our fight to maintain realism and accuracy in our comic books!
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sin(6cos(r)+5A)
Hulkamania, brother!
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mike_mgo
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I'm only watching if the Macho Man Randy Savage (with Elizabeth) is in it, or maybe I'd settle for Jake "the Snake" Roberts, otherwise forget it.
The one I'm really waiting for - TINTIN !!!
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agslashdot
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Tintin, now that's a REAL comic. The cartoon version's available for all 22 episodes.
Spielberg's now putting together the first American version of Tintin. Most likely, Caprio'll play the lead. I can't think of anybody else with a closer resemblance to Tintin.
( For the ignorant masses who know not who Tintin is, the definitive site : http://www.tintin.be )
> for some reason I will never understand my wife > is very excited to go see it.
> I love that the TV hulk was just him with green skin, a ripped shirt, and tussled hair
...it sounds like you perfectly understand her excitement.:)
New .sig file quote
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LookSharp
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After all of these negative reviews based on a two minute trailer (which may or may not contain pieces of file that will actually be shown in the 100-minute version), I think I have a new.sig quote:
"Those who would give up watching a fun movie to spend hours disecting the teaser-trailer deserve neither."
Every cliche needs a little modernization from time to time, right?:)
Does anybody know how the heck the Incredible Hulk's pants stay on when he makes his transformation??? How can he grow 10 times in size and still fit into Bruce Banner's skivvies???? I need answers!!
Re:I have one of those issues
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Heywood+Yabuzof
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C'mon now, that really wouldn't be much of a fight, unless the Autobots have built some new "Saturn" Transformers that I haven't heard about.
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I can feel it inside me. Sometimes when I lose control and flame everything... I think I like it...
FLAME!!!
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although it does invoke some nogstolgia.
I hear you can clear that up with some antibiotics.
Go for the popular comics - like Blue Beetle!
You wouldn't like me when I'm angry...
What happened to his old trailer? Was it just a plain aluminum job like the kind old people tow to Florida?
I hope his trailer is made of something really strong, like adamantium(sp?) as in Wolverines bones. Stainless just does not stand up to the nasty temper of the Hulk!
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
Well, you have two options as I see it: (1) Stop watching trailers (2) Suck it up and get over it The choice is yours... :)
New Trailer for The Hulk
Considering the Hulk's anger-management problem, is it really wise to put him up in another trailer? Maybe he should be forced to lie in the bed he has made. That's the only way he'll learn personal responsibility.
GF.
Lots of petrified grits
This is OUR hulk, not the americans' hulk! It will slaughter them all at the gates of baghdad before any American troops come close to our glorious city!
Repeal the DMCA!
They are in the early stages of making a movie of The Greatest American Hero.
Oh... Wait....
Ñ'
Doc Bruce Banner,
Belted by gamma rays,
Turned into the Hulk.
Ain't he unglamo-rays!
Wreckin' the town
With the power of a bull,
Ain't no monster clown
Who is that lovable?
It's ever lovin' Hulk! HULK!! HULK!!"
Maybe Smashmouth could do it.
"Technology.....the knack of so arranging the world that we don't have to experience it." Max Firsch
Superman jumps too (tallest buildings in a single bound). Eventually he just started flying.
I was watching old Superfriends shows on Cartoon Network, apparently Bat Man could fly too.
Oh yeah, and Wonder Woman flies now too in the new Justice League cartoons.
Spiderman doesnt fly, but somehow he can swing above the roofline of a city. Just what does he attach his webs too, birds?
The problem with these cartoons is that they arent realistic.
I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
The problem with these cartoons is that they arent realistic.
How true.
Every one I know from planet Krypton can't fly (but man they sure can jump high) and those two guys that I work with who were bitten by those radioactive spiders still only take the bus to get through the city.
Join me brothers in our fight to maintain realism and accuracy in our comic books!
sin(6cos(r)+5A)
I'm only watching if the Macho Man Randy Savage (with Elizabeth) is in it, or maybe I'd settle for Jake "the Snake" Roberts, otherwise forget it.
Tintin, now that's a REAL comic. The cartoon version's available for all 22 episodes.
Spielberg's now putting together the first American version of Tintin. Most likely, Caprio'll play the lead. I can't think of anybody else with a closer resemblance to Tintin.
( For the ignorant masses who know not who Tintin is, the definitive site : http://www.tintin.be )
Isn't that car in the first couple of frames the same one that the agent jumps on in the Matrix trailer?
Man, these movie tie-ins are getting strange.
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Yeah. Affleck was D'bomb in Phantoms.
dr. strangelove would've been better..
> for some reason I will never understand my wife
...it sounds like you perfectly understand her excitement. :)
> is very excited to go see it.
> I love that the TV hulk was just him with green skin, a ripped shirt, and tussled hair
After all of these negative reviews based on a two minute trailer (which may or may not contain pieces of file that will actually be shown in the 100-minute version), I think I have a new .sig quote:
:)
"Those who would give up watching a fun movie to spend hours disecting the teaser-trailer deserve neither."
Every cliche needs a little modernization from time to time, right?
Don't make me Ang Lee.
You wouldn't like me when I'm Ang Lee.
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Not to mention that despite that enormous size, his pants still fit! Only in the US do pants stretch THAT far...
Does anybody know how the heck the Incredible Hulk's pants stay on when he makes his transformation??? How can he grow 10 times in size and still fit into Bruce Banner's skivvies???? I need answers!!
C'mon now, that really wouldn't be much of a fight, unless the Autobots have built some new "Saturn" Transformers that I haven't heard about.