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SCO Threatens Red Hat and SuSE

Guy Smith writes "CRN reports that SCO will target SuSE and Red Hat with lawsuits after they are finished with IBM (providing that IBM allows them live). To quote Sco, "There will be a day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done." They seem bent on destroying the Open Source community and they deserve to hear the community's opinion on the matter."

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  1. After they're finished with IBM... by Anonymous+Struct · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...there won't be anything left. :)

    "Hey, you! When I'm done kickin' these four bouncers' asses, you're next! You and your huge friends, there!"

  2. Raging geekery by rmarll · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going to need a scheduling app to keep track of who turn it is to turn our wrath on. Now, I've got Firebird(the DB) mail bombing scheduled for moday mornings, and a random senator on thursdays at noon. But this is 1:30PM wednesday and Sun is scheduled from 1 to 3 for a DNS, followed by a quick annonomous hate mail to Pat Robbertson at 3:30.

    Does someone have an update for the hate list. Apparently I'm behind because I still have IBM scheduled for the first and second tuesday of each month.

    Thanks ahead of time. Rant on.

  3. From the horse's mouth... by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    I was mulling over the idea of posting some Iraqi Info Minister "Red Hat shall burn!" tripe, but then I stumbled upon this gem in the article:

    McBride: Everyone just says we're a company going out of business, and throwing a Hail Mary pass, but once we get to court, those who say that will look as strange as the Iraqi information minister on TV saying the infidels are defeated and did not get into Baghdad.

    Wow. That's like the Iraqi Information Minister saying that Rummy is going to look as strange as the Iraqi Information Minister when this is all over...or...something.

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    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

  4. Remarkable by thomas.galvin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remarkable. Most companies would have gone after SuSe to build precident, Red Hat to gain momentum, and then worked out some sort of deal with IBM. That, sadly, is the American way. These guys, though, just walked right up to the 800lb gorilla, punched it in the mouth, and tried to take its bananna.

    This should be amusing.

    1. Re:Remarkable by JLyle · · Score: 5, Funny
      These guys, though, just walked right up to the 800lb gorilla, punched it in the mouth, and tried to take its bananna.
      If you had read the article, you would know that IBM is in fact the 2,000-pound man and not the 800-pound gorilla.
  5. Day of reckoning? by Dr.+Photo · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There will be a day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done."

    Wow. Reminds me of every cardboard villain in every hokey 1980s action cartoon...

    SCO: "You haven't seen the last of us, do-gooders!"

    Thanks for the memories, SCO. We'll miss you after your well-deserved demise...

  6. Somewhere, somehow.. by Future+Linux-Guru · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a Microsoft connection in here.

    I can feel it. There's a definite disturbance in the Source...

  7. Blacken the sky? by bopo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Blockquoth the article:
    CRN: Have settlement talks begun?
    McBride: The phones are not ringing off the hook. From what I hear, IBM will blacken the Utah sky with lawyers.
    Jeez, does IBM have so many lawyers that they have to catapult them in?
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  8. Re:But what if they're right? by crazyphilman · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's all well and good, but didn't several pretty significant people involved in Linux development already weigh in on this, and point out that there's no SCO code in their work? Linus included? SCO seems to be just spreading the FUD around. It's smarmy, it's sleazy, and I hope that IBM really whips their asses in court. In fact, if I were an IBM lawyer, I'd start opening countersuits. You know, the U.S. is the land where anyone can sue anyone, at any time, for anything. I'd be suing them for everything under the sun, no matter how thin the claim might be, and suck the life right out of them.

    Think of it as an old Warner Bros cartoon:

    (350-pound lawyer/gorilla): "Oh, you like lawsuits, eh? Well, let me indulge you... MUHAHAHAHA Let 'em have it, Ray!"

    (98-pound milquetoast pipsqueak): "Um... What did you mean by that?" (looks up as a shadow expands around him, then forlornly says,) "Mother..."

    BAM. An entire pallet of legal briefs drops out of the sky and lands on the pipsqueak with a little puff of dust. All that's left is his left hand, with a school ring on it, and his right hand, clutching a little briefcase. A groan is heard from under the pallet...

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  9. Ironic? by carambola5 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Anyone else find this ironic?

    Product and Sales Inquiries
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  10. I think we've heard this before by azcoffeehabit · · Score: 4, Funny

    "There will be a day of reckoning for Red Hat and SuSE when this is done."

    I think I know where the the Iraqi Information Minister is now working.

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    :)(smile)
  11. I believe by rosie_bhjp · · Score: 4, Funny

    they are using Rumsfeldian tactics and are now in the "shock and awe" part of the campaign.

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  12. Re:Beautiful by Dolly_Llama · · Score: 4, Funny
    Wait wait... deaccelerate? OK i know he meant decelerate but hang with me a second.



    If L is the installed base of Linux, then dL/dt is the net rate of adoption. and if you were to decelerate the adoption, then that would be a negative value of d2L/dt2. But he said de-accelerate which would be a negative value of d3L/dt3, but a positive va....ok I'll go back to sitting in the corner and muttering to myself..

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  13. Re:Beautiful by orangesquid · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have $1000 in my hand right here! And Bill Gates is waving goodbye from his helicopter! It's real! I also have a 50% larger penis now too! Thanks, Bill! What a pal!

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  14. SCO will stop terrorism!! by ccbaxter · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO - Stop Creating Open-source...

    Dude, where's my karma...?
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  15. Besides... by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 4, Funny

    If there is one thing SCO is known for, its support for massively SMP machines. Why, I once saw this 1024 CPU behemoth... oh wait, that was IRIX on mips. Well, there was this screamer of a system with 64 CPU's that collectively managed a sustained flops somewhere in the trilli... oh wait. That was Solaris on SPARC. Well how about that 128 CPU monstrosity...ooh, nevermind. Tru64 on alpha.

    [thumbs through unix reference for 'SCO']

    Here it is. SCO Unix is known as "the lamest unix implementation on the lamest CPU family in the history of technology, several notches below Minix, which itself was an intentionally incomplete unix implementation meant to teach students OS theory".

    There you have it.

  16. Re:Beautiful by Dausha · · Score: 5, Funny

    May I quote a stable space opera move Star Wars?

    "Not a bad bit of [lawsuiting], huh? You know, sometimes I even amaze myself." [HAN]

    "That doesn't sound too hard. Besides, [Microsoft] let us go. It's the only explanation for the ease of our [lawsuit]." [LEAH]

    "Easy... you call that easy?"

    "They're [buying us off to sue Open Source later]!"

    "Not SCO, sister."

    So, before you think that successfully suing Microsoft is proof against future alliance with Microsoft against Open Source, remember Yoda's words:

    A [Hacker]'s strength flows from the [Source]. But beware of the dark side. [Fear . . . Uncertainty . . . Doubt]. The dark side of the [Source] are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did [Altair]'s apprentice." [YODA]

    "Gates. Is the dark side stronger?" [LUKE]

    "No...no...no. Quicker, easier, more seductive."

    "But how am I to know the [Open Source] from the bad?

    "You will know. When you are calm, at peace. Passive. A [Hacker] uses the [Source] for knowledge and defense, never for attack."

    "But tell me why I can't . . ."

    "(interrupting) No, no, there is no why. Nothing more will I teach you today. Clear your mind of questions. Mmm. Mmmmmm."

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