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Anonymous Online Diaries With Invisiblog

An anonymous reader writes "The Cypherpunks have finally caught on to the blog phenomenon: enter Invisiblog. This blog system allows users to register accounts and update their weblogs using Len Sassaman's Mixmaster anonymous remailer program. Now you can post all those tales of late-night dumpster diving, without fear of being branded a terrorist!"

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  1. It's invisible alright... by telstar · · Score: 3, Funny

    The sure-fire way to make a website invisible is to put a link to it from Slashdot....

  2. Blog entry #1 by Jippy_ · · Score: 4, Funny

    My tinfoil hat is feeling very comfy today. Now with Invisiblog, they'll NEVER get me!

  3. The problem with anonymity by haloscan · · Score: 5, Funny

    The problem with anonymity is that you don't know who to blame when it get's slashdotted.

  4. Yup, invisible... by ryanr · · Score: 4, Funny

    <!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"><html><head><title></title></hea d><body></body></html>

  5. STUPID by WickedClean · · Score: 5, Funny

    This reminds me of the time my boss wanted me to code something to prevent web pages from being printed by users. I told him that if the information was so sensitive, he shouldn't be putting it online in the first place.

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    ...All I can say is that my life is pretty strange...
  6. Re:that's great...but by flynt · · Score: 5, Funny

    isn't the whole point of a blog to give the world a small peek at what you're doing?

    No, the point is to trick yourself into thinking that the world actually cares what you're doing.

  7. When an invisible weblog gets /.ed by WillASeattle · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can anyone hear the server drives screaming?

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    > --- All Of The Above --- >
  8. Re:that's great...but by NanoGator · · Score: 5, Funny

    "If it's anonymous, there's nothing to stop someone from posting absolute fiction."

    You haven't been reading the articles posted by non-anonymous people here, have ya?

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    "Derp de derp."
  9. Re:Excuse me, I speak Jive by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah. Thoughtcrime is doubleplusungood.

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    I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
  10. Blog entry #2 by Darmox · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dear Penthouse,
    I never thought that this could happen to me...

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    If I was that drunk, I would have remembered it -- H. Simpson
  11. Re:Excuse me, I speak Jive by Tackhead · · Score: 4, Funny
    > Maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't write about things that would get you in trouble.

    4/18: I started off with a pretty normal day, reminding myself that arrays' elements start with zero and count up from there, and that ints were four bytes long, and that there are 8 bits to a byte.

    4/19: Today I learned that master keys and player keys are the same things, and that DVD vendors don't control them all. I also found out that you could get disk keys from disks, and decrypt them with player keys. Title keys can also be read per file. The disk key can be used to decrypt the title key and the show.

    4/20: I took this encrypted disk key, that was six bytes long (well, five bites and a zero at the end), and figured it would take about 3.5 hours to recover one by brute forcing it.

    4/21: So, like there's this pointer "KEY", to these bytes. And there's this other pointer, "im", to the six bytes that make up the player key (but those six bytes are a trade secret.)

    4/22: I played in an online lottery called Lotto 5/255. I lost, but I heard the winning pick was 81, 103, (someone must have liked 103, because 103 was rolled twice), 197, and 224. The ticket emailbot added a "0" after the 224.

    4/23: Suppose your code had some internal variables t1 through t6. Wait a minute, there's these guys at the door wearing black suits. They sound angry. I'd better answer the door.

  12. Why an invisiblog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny
    I have two (legit) reasons.

    First, say you work for a company, like some big name company or organization. Suppose you have some valuable input you think the public should know. When I did work for the [large nonprofit animal-rights group name withheld] in the mid 90s, I was truly shocked how poorly it was run. My company was doing a sort of "cleanup" before an audit, and we saw almost brazen employee theft, accounting black holes (over $600K a year was being funneled into payroll, for example, to a dozen employees who did not exist, or at least, had no SSNs and all shared the same mailstop in the Azores), and just general dishearteningly shocking truths. When our group began to uncover a lot of red flags, we were suddenly told that we were not needed, they had hired another audit company to "start where we left off." Apparently they got away with hiring three companies, all of whom did only part of the audits, so that something they were up to, I guess, could not be pieced together. I wanted to shout, I wanted to scream, "Don't give money to these people!!!!" to anyone who might mistakenly seen their cute animal logo and think, "I'll save a panda or a baby seal." But I could have really fucked my audit company, made some accusations that would have put me in court, and other nastiness. What can I say, I'm a coward.

    Second, sometimes you just want to vent frustrations about family and friends, get comments, and just orally dump onto an anonymous crowd to get a sense of whether you're crazy, or they are. Suppose you have a lot of friends in the local SOHO community. You hate some of them, you know some of them have their dirty secrets, but you don't want to expose them or get them in trouble by having them traced back to you. Those can make the best blogs. "The man we'll call 'Sleeps-with-underage-boys' was at my gallery today, bragging about his new blond hair. He's bleached it so much, most of it has fallen out, and he looks like Colin Mochrie with a Quake II -rendered haircut. Despite claims he makes at book parties, he's only sold one painting, and that was six years ago. If it weren't for his father's inheritance, he'd be mopping the floor of porno booths at the local wharf. Itchy-Scalp-Redhead is flirting with him, because she has no gaydar, and doesn't realize that Sleeps-with-underage-boys is so past gay, he overshot Liberace and landed deep in Emerald City; red glitter shoes and all. It's like watching a sparrow crash into a plate glass window over and over. You want to stop it, but you can't stop laughing at the little bird's persistence. I hate this job, but I can't tear myself away because its a circus that keeps getting worse and worse, and you just want to be there when the whole big top finally catches fire and Jumbo tramples a few trapeze acts."

  13. Re:that's great...but by Kris_J · · Score: 3, Funny
    No, the point is to trick yourself into thinking that the world actually cares what you're doing.
    Oh yeah, been there. I remember this time whe... Hey! Don't you walk away from... oh, screw it.
  14. Not as good as Slashdot! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I prefer the "Post Anonymously" check box for all my trolling needs!

  15. Re:Dealer blog? by machine+of+god · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My ransom note is posted somewhere on the internet. You have 24 hours to meet with my demands."

  16. Anonymous Cowards dot Blog by Kynn · · Score: 3, Funny

    The best thing about this story is that it was submitted by "an anonymous reader".

    --Kynn

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