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The First Steps Towards Asimov's Psychohistory?
lawrencekhoo writes "The Chronicle of Higher Education has an interesting article about the Gottman Institute's (a.k.a. the love lab) work on modeling the dynamics of marital conversations. These models are described in John Gottman et. al.'s recent book The Mathematics of Marriage: Dynamic Nonlinear Models (MIT Press). Should be an interesting read for anyone who ever wondered if human interactions could be mathematically modeled."
Most marital conversations I witness involve ditching the kids, how much the man drank with his buddies last night, why the hell is he always looking at her bimbo sister with big boobs, and for what reason did the woman decide that it would be a good idea to pay $100 for that purse.
Researcher1: Is there anything to marital conversations other than shouting at the spouse?
Researcher2: NEVER! There's only one way to win a conversation: shout, shout, and shout again!!
Researcher1: You don't think that understanding and compromise have anything to do with it?
Researcher2: NO! It's all down to shouting. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!
"Should be an interesting read for anyone who ever wondered if human interactions could be mathematically modeled."
Finally, an answer to the question that has kept me awake at night tossing and turning for the past 17 years!
...Also, I didn't know Buggalo could fly.
Mathmatical modeling of human relationships?
I thought that was the Sims!
Speaking of Psychohistory, I think you are a really big sci fi nerd.
on the purse...
(Never let her find a Gucci store in the area)
j/k
Tibbon
tibbon.com
What kind of slide rule did they use?
(BTW: a working link)
scoring each sentence and facial expression on such measures as disgust (-3), affection (+4), whining (-1), and contempt (-4).
Aargh! They've discovered the Slashcode 3.0 moderation system! Someone stop them before it's too late!
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This will kick open the doors for plenty of old-school D&D action!
Wife attacks! You are wounded in the (rolls die) pride.
Don drunkenness.
Roll die for level of drunkenness.
7
Your wounds' severity subsides.
Go out in shop, try to put lawnmower back together.
Wife follows! She is on the phone with your sister! Sister attacks!
Keep your packets off my GNU/Girlfriend!
GNOME.
KDE.
Each seemingly (at times) at odds, each carefully planned by a shadowy and secret originator to ensure that the job each thinks is its own will (we hope) be done.
But marital conversations? No. That's just too far out.
jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
for gottman's wife
intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
Of course they are responsible for %100 of the problems in a relationship. Since men are perfect and think rationally the problem can not be with us. We all know the truth here.
I think the mathmatically answer is easy. If a+ rand(time(0))!=b then a=b. Or let A live alone and use porn to cure sexual fustration.
http://saveie6.com/
...then women are irrational numbers. ;-)
RMN
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How would that knowledge have kept us from having the problem in the first place?
I actually worked out the primary equation years ago:
happiness = 1 / ( 7 - years of marriage )
Thankfully I only have six more months before the whole equation is undefined
wow, I just notice that putting whitespace around operators is now automatic.
if you think this is bad, you should have seen my last sig
Women are IMAGINARY numbers
Then Chaos Theory must be in this somewhere big-time.
Wife: Dear
Me: Dear
Wife: Dear
Me: Dear!
Wife: DEAR!
long pause, we look at each other with arched eyebrows
Me: Dear!
Wife: Dear...
and on it goes...
Miko O'Sullivan
Except for one thing .. Asmoiv knew nothing about Chaos theory and around my house there is a lot of chaos
Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. Will Rogers