Slashdot Mirror


RIAA, MPAA Lose Suit Against Streamcast and Grokster

ha-reed writes "News.com is reporting that a federal court judge in Los Angeles has handed down a ruling that Streamcast Networks (the company that makes Morpheus) and Grokster are not liable for copyright infringements due to files that are traded with their software. The judge made the comparison between file sharing software and VCR's that many supporters of file sharing often use." EFF has the decision (1.4Mb PDF) online (and a .torrent is here in case eff.org melts, which it won't). See our most recent story about the lawsuit.

36 of 591 comments (clear)

  1. FF by bludstone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one who had the Final Fantasy battle victory music pop into their heads after seeing this headline?

    Of course, my verbal reply would be. "Duh, its about time." But hey, this is good.

    I hope the judge gets some nookie for this one.

    --

    no .sig
    1. Re:FF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I didn't only have it in my mind - I downloaded it from Grokster and played it out loud!

    2. Re:FF by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny
      "I hope the judge gets some nookie for this one."

      My guess is that he has a whole hard drive of pr0n at home. Wonder where that came from...

      --
      Stop by my site where I write about ERP systems & more
    3. Re:FF by cK-Gunslinger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but unfortunately, the xxIA has more than enough chances to exercise their "evil Kefka laugh."

    4. Re:FF by Dahne · · Score: 2, Funny

      Good, I'm not the only one who hears that every time something successful happens.

      "Ba na na NA na, nuh NA nuh na!"

  2. Whoa.... by deanj · · Score: 5, Funny

    You can almost hear everyone at the RIAA doing that Scoobie-Doo voice..."Rah-Oh"....

    1. Re:Whoa.... by Guppy06 · · Score: 5, Funny

      "And I would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling judges!"

  3. hurray... by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am gonna celebrate this landmark victory by downloading move movies from kazaa..

    --
    for the last time people, I am "frodo from middle eaRTH", not "middle eaST".
    1. Re:hurray... by killthiskid · · Score: 4, Funny
      I am gonna celebrate this landmark victory by downloading move movies from kazaa..

      The camera pans across a room, boxes, packing materials, and possesions scattered about in no particular order...

      ...and here we have Aunt Alice packing up Mom's favorite lamp. "hey Alice, how's the move treating you?', echoes the voice behind the camera...

      "well, I know this is a gift from your Dad to Mom, and I know she'd just die! if the movers broke it"

      ***

      Sounds rather like a rather boring way to celebrate to me... =)

  4. Wahoo! by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1, Funny

    The system might actually work!

    Ticker tape parade on me!

    --
    "I only speak the truth"
    Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
  5. In other news... by SLot · · Score: 3, Funny

    It was announced that the world will be ending
    shortly, as a judge has shown cluefulness in regards
    to technology.

  6. Oblig. Simpsons Ref by bricriu · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think Nelson put it best when he said, "HAH-ha!"

    --

    AHHHHHHH! I'm burning with goodness again!
    - Reakk, Sluggy Freelance

  7. maybe next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    we'll get a freely elected president....

  8. Re:Finally... by Trinity-Infinity · · Score: 4, Funny

    Indeed, recognizing tools when you see them is a talent! *winkwink*

  9. Well done that man by Kanon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Someone buy that judge a hooker. He's earned it. :)

  10. RIAA vs. The Internet by ianjk · · Score: 5, Funny

    And what about the internet, they use it as a tool in pirating software, they should sue it too!

  11. Re:Im just waiting... by laigle · · Score: 5, Funny

    Heh, I can't wait to see that fight.

    RIAA lawyer: "Your honor, these records show that Microsoft knowingly aided and abetted.."

    Bill Gates: "Shut your pie hole loser, or I'll beat you with this stack of hundred dollar bills."

    RIAA lawyer: "Your honor, I object to this treatment!"

    Judge: "I believe Mr. Gates told you to shut your pie hole counsel."

  12. Re:I would hardly celebrate... by patoco12 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Using their profits from $15 CDs to fund that fight. *sigh*

    Wait...the RIAA tole me they aren't making any money off those. I suppose next you'll tell me that Major League Baseball isn't about to go bankrupt.

  13. What? Common sense from California? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did hell just freeze over?

    Of course the costly litigation will continue and there will be chances of many overturns..

    But its a good start..

    --
    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  14. Re:w00t! by mgs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have no delusions that we are gonna win this in the end. I am just happy it won't be a shutout.:)

  15. Re:Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If it were a lead bullet, you could put it in their water supply and poison them slowly. You could also use magic like Willow did on Buffy... or not.

  16. Re:Hah by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 2, Funny

    They wouldn't kill all of us. They would make us slaves.

    They would play music all of the time and get laws passed such that we had to pay them for every second of music that we heard. Then, they would get laws passed declaring deafness to be a form of mental illness of perhaps criminal behavior.

  17. Re:i wouldn't give a poo about this by jstrain · · Score: 5, Funny

    But where are they going to get the money from seeing as how music piracy is constantly eroding their already thin profit margins?

  18. Re:Finally... by asparagus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Deer. We've got bad deer problems where I come from.

    It's gotten so bad the children are afraid to go to school.

  19. Re:Finally... by dslpwr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if you're Chun.

    --
    www.robot-invasion.com smart-assed political news, humor, and commentary
  20. Re:Finally... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're comin' right for us!

  21. And in other news... by ShortedOut · · Score: 2, Funny

    An anonymous Los Angeles judge receives $2500.00 in coupons to *Offshore Online Casino*, his vacation time mysteriously doubled in the court computer's scheduling system, and noticed that his inbox is completely devoid of spam. Also, 16 cases of Mountain Dew 5 cases of Bawls and 1 case of Whoop Ass were found on his doorstep.

    ***Ah, the fringe benefits of befriending geeks***

  22. Sorry, can't resist the temptation... by leomekenkamp · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then, five years later, a clone of it will appear on Linux and make headline news on Slashdot.

    Then, five hours later, a clone of the headline on slashdot appears on slashdot...

    Sorry, I really could not resist the temptation...

    --
    Wenn ist das Nunstueck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
  23. Re:Finally... by Kohath · · Score: 3, Funny

    To defend myself against a group of criminals armed with handguns.

  24. A New Plan of Attack? by Seeker51 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I guess the RIAA is going to have to change its plan from the classic:
    Step 1: Kill filesharing.
    Step 2: ...
    Step 3: Profit!

    To something more along the lines of oh I don't know using the power internet to their advantage.

  25. Re:Finally... by afidel · · Score: 2, Funny

    The FBI and the ATF??

    --
    There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
  26. This Just In by vortmax(OU) · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Satan asks courts to reverse ruling; complains 'Hell no fun covered in ice'."

    --


    Cole's Axiom: The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant. The population is growing
  27. Re:Hah by shotfeel · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nah, it'd be easier for them to just get the copyright on both silence and the absence of silence (which describes much of the work they've been putting up for sale lately).

  28. Shhhhhhhh!...Listen!.... by GeneralEmergency · · Score: 3, Funny


    ...I'm sure I heard it...and it sounded just like Jack Valenti crying!

    --
    "A microprocessor... is a terrible thing to waste." --
    GeneralEmergency
  29. Re:Get Sony for contributory infringement by Loosewire · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah and the sign at my grocery store said "wait here for service", not "wait here for service and don't kill anyone"
    Beacuse of me my grocery store now has this sign

    --
    Slashdot - The one stop shop for procrastination
  30. Slashdot? by cainem · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm wondering which one explains Slashdot.