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Protein-Packed Hard Drives Promise High Capacity

Digimax writes "The New Scientist has an interesting article on a technology being developed by NanoMagnetics which involves using a protein responsible for storing iron in the body to store data on a hard drive. Is this the start of the BioTech revolution?"

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  1. -1, Redundant by CraigoFL · · Score: 3, Funny

    Insert joke about protein-packed keyboards here...

    1. Re:-1, Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Customer Service Rep: Sorry...we cannot access your account, our harddrive is suffering a hormonal imbalance.

  2. I'm downloading as fast as I can, Cap'n! by coupland · · Score: 5, Funny

    It seems to me that if hard drive capacities continue to grow at their current rate, in a few years they will have outstripped the porn industry's ability to fill them.

    Pun unintentional...

  3. Great by Cipster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now we'll have a new excuse for crashes:
    Sorry boss I don't have that document, my hard drive just mutated...

  4. Funny quote from article by 1nv4d3r · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Aligning individual magnetic grains is a problem for all of us," agrees Mayes.

    That quote struck me as funny. Like he's talking about world hunger or something. He's got a point, though...I do have a real problem getting individual magnetic grains lined up--in fact I can honestly say I've never successfully done it.

    If I come up with something more insightful to say, I'll post it to this afternoon's dupe.

  5. Yummy by Your_Mom · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hard Drives, now part of your daily balanced breakfast...

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  6. Heh by Otter · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is this the start of the BioTech revolution?

    Yup, recombinant protein therapies and artificial livers were cute, but biotech hasn't yielded any _real_ products until someone started making larger capacity hard drives!

    I was about to indignantly jump onto my molecular biologist high horse, and started laughing instead. Can't really criticize -- as far as I'm concerned, all that mysterious stuff physicists do seems impressive but it's nothing to me until I can stop worrying about downloading one SHN file too many.

  7. Digesting information by dfn5 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In the future people won't read books, they will eat their hard drives. Information never tasted so good.

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  8. great by mattkime · · Score: 4, Funny

    now even my hard drive is on the atkins diet.

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  9. I can see the tag line now... by Captain+Beefheart · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Western Digital--nutritious and delicious!"

  10. Read the label, Vegans. by desertfish · · Score: 3, Funny

    It sounds like these proteins come from either humans or animals. I'm surprised their source was not revealed in the article.

    Looks like animal-friendly consumers will need to read the ingredients labels on hard drives, as well as motherboards?

  11. Mmmmm by ZorMonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    Soon our PCs will be more nutritious than most junk food. I suppose that makes recycling them more efficient. Consume and flush!