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Unemployed? How Long Until You Find That Next Job

Posted by ryuzaki0 on from the gotta-get-your-work-on dept.

An anonymous reader writes "If you're unemployed like me, you probably want to know how long it will last. Well, someone decided to see if they couldn't stastistically predict how long they would be unemployed by polling others - the results page is up for a variety of industries and it's interesting. Clearly the more data put in, the better the results, so while your at it, submit your own information."

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  1. I've been unemployed since January of 2002 by goldcd · · Score: 4, Funny

    That[']s about 28 months so far - anybody fancy offering this maths/english wiz a job?

  2. Jobs are one thing... by not-quite-rite · · Score: 4, Funny

    I personally would like to know when i will next get sex.

    I was hoping to use to statistics coupled with the data gleaned from slashdot....

    oh.

    silly me

    1. Re:Jobs are one thing... by markov_chain · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tried to calculate the answer to your question, but all I got are these division by zero errors. Go figure.

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  3. Re:Unemployment! by tcr · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where did you park your Victorian time machine?!

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  4. Re:got an interview today by KDan · · Score: 3, Funny

    You're going for the sysadmin job too? You bastard! You live in the states, right? I'm coming for you from across the pond. That job is for me. You can have one of the two toilet cleaner jobs.

    Daniel

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  5. Re:Why don't you start up on your own? by evilviper · · Score: 2, Funny
    maybe it's a sign. [...] Maybe you are not supposed to be employed

    Strangely enough, some hobo on the subway was saying that exact same thing to me the other day. ;-)
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  6. Re: Interviews with Marvin! by nomadic · · Score: 2, Funny

    You interview with MARVIN -- Michigan Automated Response Voice Interactive Network (or something like that). You dial a 1-800 phone number on a specific day, and a computer asks you the questions an interviewer would ask.

    "I've been ordered to interview you about unemployment insurance. Here I am, brain the size of a planet and they ask me to interview you about unemployment insurance. Call that job satisfaction? 'Cos I don't."

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