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Reading Lips In Software

SEWilco writes "The Register points out that Intel has released code for reading lips from a video image, Audio Visual Speech Recognition (AVSR). They do point out that better results would probably be achieved by combining video and audio recognition processing. I don't know if they have any patents, we all know some prior "art" from 2001, er.. 1968. HAL's accomplishment was also mentioned by CNN during 2001 in an article about this group's work."

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  1. The only hope for privacy: by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    Thick mustaches.

    Men and women, boys and girls. All with really thick, dirty, obscuring mustaches.

    What is this world coming to?

    1. Re:The only hope for privacy: by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, this is the era of ventriliquisum (sp?), as the ventriliquistes will rise up against those who mocked them, their plans for unholy vengance will go unnoticed, as our only safety net collapses.

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  2. No new taxes! by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh wait, that was a different lip reading session...

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  3. Woot, this is a godsend for us college students. by yeoua · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe now with a cluster at our finger tips and this sound visual lip analyser thing, we may be able to (finally) understand what all those foreign heavy accented professors are actually mumbling about...

    And well, beats manual note taking if the computer can read the board and his mouth and his voice.

  4. Body language by Smallpond · · Score: 4, Funny


    Body language should be even easier than lip reading. I want to know if I'm wasting my time or whether I should invite her back to my place.

    1. Re:Body language by Suchetha · · Score: 5, Funny

      simple.. you're posting on /. .. face it.. you're wasting your time

      Suchetha

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    2. Re:Body language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
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  5. Planet Express Delivery Ship by luzrek · · Score: 2, Funny
    Unlike HAL the Planet Express Delivery Ship cannot read lips.

    Fry, Leela, and Bender are hiding out in the shower discussing how to turn of Planet Express Delivery Ship. The little red light is on, the screen is scrolling back and forth between the lips as Leela gives orders and Bender objects. Then the ship says, "Oh, if only I could read lips!"

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  6. Too late for me... by raehl · · Score: 3, Funny

    I may have done better in my AI class if I was able to read lisp. All those damned parenthesis made life very difficult.

  7. Oh yeah? Lip Read this! by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 2, Funny



  8. Can it read this? by ektor · · Score: 2, Funny

    No... more... taxes.

  9. Re:So computers can now talk to themselves (Re /.) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "So computers can now talk to themselves"

    Yep, it is called networking.

  10. ig-pay atin-lay by bryanthompson · · Score: 4, Funny

    ersonally-pay, i-ay(?) erfer-pay o-tay use pig latin.

    geeze, that really wasn't worth the effort...

  11. Re:Anybody played with other languages? by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 2, Funny

    yes, since there are so many people concerned with reading the lips of birds, especially since they don't have lips, or talk. yeah, consider this my karma burn for the evening.

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  12. Re:finally! by MisterFancypants · · Score: 3, Funny
    a reason to really hunker down and learn an obscure Chinese dialect.

    Good plan... Oh wait, who would you talk to? Bad plan.

  13. Fox News by Jru+Hym · · Score: 2, Funny

    It probably wouldn't work for Greta "Lips" Van Susteren

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    1. Re:Fox News by Jru+Hym · · Score: 2, Funny

      Next test subject: The Vagina Monologues

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  14. Re:Prior Art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    For some reason I keep picturing Gates green from trying to breath on Mars after Arthur Clarke sent him there. Something about your wording put that in my head.

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  15. Oh yeah THAT'll work by graveyhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lyndsey Nagle: Do I detect a note of sarcasm?
    Frink: (With sarcasm detector) Are you kidding? This baby is off the charts mm-hai.
    CBG: A sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention.
    (Sarcasm detector explodes)

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  16. Sports by Dynastar454 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know what I want this for- I want to read the lips of all the coaches and players during basketball/baseball/whatever broadcasts. Maybe ESPN could offer this as a feature, censoring as needed. :-)

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