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Build Your Own Cruise Missile
WegianWarrior writes "Bruce Simpson, the man behind one of the more interesting site about pulsejets on the web, has launched a project to build a US$5000
DIY cruisemissile - just to prove that it can be done, since some said his earlier
article about it was off the peg. Bruce has also designed and placed on his site a non-weld
pulsejet you can build with simple tools, a 2D airflow modeling rig and a new valve/injector design for conventional pulsejets (according to the first page on his
site, this new design is placed in the public domain)." We linked to his pulsejet pages about two years ago.
The Monkey Pages: Not just another personal site...okay, so I lie.
An anti-spam solution that's bound to work....
I bet I could get some nerds to build one of these and send a hamster into space.
As the apprentice of Prof. Chaos said, "SIMPSONS DID IT!!!!"
You can't judge a book by the way it wears its hair.
Now I'll show my loser neighbour down the street who's boss! One tomahawk coming up!
"Entropy is the bad-guy, and he is everywhere"
Seriously,
Intel Inside
AMD
Designed for Windows 95
Though, personally I like a peace sign.
Where do you put the warhead? Some of my Korean friends were asking...
How do you want to calculate today?
Bill Gates: "Hmmm... 50,000,000,000/5,000 = 10,000,000 cruise missles... Imagine a beowolf cluster of these you hippies!"
At a million dollars a pop, the US govt. sure gets ripped off on theirs.
"Not surprisingly, that piece has produced a significant amount of feedback from the tens of thousands of people who have read it so far"
I am a felow hobbiest, please sned me detailed plans.
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Uh-Oh, New Zealand building Weapons of Mass Destruction. Next thing you know Osama has been spotted in Wellington. I bet the B2s are already being fueled up as I write this.
Did you know you can fertilize your lawn with used motor oil?
Will declare New Zealand to be part of the Axis of Evil.
1.
Radar operator in military:-God damit! OMFG! There is CM heading for the Washington prob. the White House! I'm caling the President RIGHT NOW so he can shut down the civilian GPS system.
*Calls White House by dialing 666-WWHITE HOUSE EMERGENCY HOT-LINE*
President: -Howdy! What's up sergeant?
*Radar op. explains*
President: -Ok. I press the button that triggers the civil GPS-system on and of, it right here om my side on the desk.
*President push button and civil GPS-system is offline. Terrorist CM crash.*
Total time from detection to shutdown: Less than 2 min.
or
2.
Radar operator in military:-God damit! OMFG! There is CM heading for the Washington prob. the White House! I'm caling my [Insert highest ranking officer he can call].
*Calls [highest ranking officer]* Highest ranking fficer: -Holy shit! OMFG this ain't no test or exercise!
*trigger all the possible terrorist alarms*
*Calls Chief of Staff in Pentagon (or whoever is in charge there)*
Chief of Staff: -Holy shit. OMFG we are running out of time, fuck the President, not time to get in touch with him. I'm taking the decision: We have to shut down the civil GPS system who guids the CM.
*Calls [whatever agency who is in charge of this system]
Chief of Staff: -Incomming terorist CM in Washington. Sut down the civil GPS system NOW!
At the agency: The techdude: -OK.
*Techdude writes on his keyboard : "shutdown -h now" (or similar command)*
*Civil GPS system goes down and CM crash*
Total time from detection to shutdown: Somewhere between 10 and 15 minutes. (wildly guessed)
Melius mori in libertate quam vivere in servitute.
My cruise missile is for hunting and self defense only.
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
We must slashdot this page before the information gets into the wrong hands!
If Mr. Edison had thought smarter he wouldn't sweat as much. --Nikola Tesla
A Tom Cruise Missile?
Help! The Scientologists are after me!
"Doesn't anyone know what .nz means?"
That we'll soon be liberating New Zealand?
*rimshot*
-- "Government is the great fiction through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else."
*Techdude writes on his keyboard : "shutdown -h now" (or similar command)*
Thankfully it wasen't Windown
*Techdude clicks Start->My Computer->My GPS Systems->North America
*Clippy "It's looks like your shutting down your GPS system"
Moneyed corporations, non-working 'poor' and criminal prisoners are turning productive citizens into tax-slaves.
Do you guys really think that countries in the world don't have a clue on how to build cruise misslies?
Comrad - slashdot has posted someone elses article on how to build cruise missiles.
El Presidente - eh? well you got on that browser and dl that material and have it sent to our defense division immediately. This is just the breakthrough we've been looking for,
Comrad - Si Si!
Analytic & algebraic topology of locally Euclidean meterization of infinitely differentiable Riemmanian manifold
(1)people should be studying for their MBA(2)'s and try hard to get football scholarships instead of wast(3)eing the(4)y're time trying to learn about the world.
No kidding.
Infuriate left and right
Yes, you just let the helium flow through the reactor core and it tends to expand through the wider exhaust tubes beyond.
Yes, you just have to use a piston pump.
Yes, you just have to launch far enough up for the ion stream to not get contaminated.
Yes, you just make sure the intake valve can slap shut fast enough for most of the pulse to be forced backward.
Yes, you just throw the nuclear propellant fast enough so it detonates at the right distance from the blast plate before you fall too far.
Yes, you just use metal wicks to draw the liquid oxydizer and fuel into the combustion chamber.
Yes, you just make sure that you get enough stored energy from the previous pulse so your lasers have enough for several attempts at igniting the next fusion pellets.
Yes, you just weld a bunch of ramjets together.
Yes, you just pinch the gathered plasma into several small streams before forcing it together in the large heating chamber.
Yes, you just have to have enough springs and golf balls.
Yes, you just have to spin the pinwheel emitter fast enough so the ignition cups have enough fuel before they are in the rearward position and ignited.
Yes, you just have to wriggle the handle on the pump fast enough.
Their new plan seems to be sending people with SARS to cough downtown. Cost less then $5,000.
Given the hypersensitive climate in the U.S. today, why would one try to build a weapon of mass destruction, just to prove it could be done. I can see it now in the CNN headline: "President Bush declared today that Bruce Simpson is a threat to national security and bombed his house."