Search for the Missing Universe

Chris Gondek writes "The Sydney Morning Herald has reported that one of the greatest discoveries of our time could be made under the Yorkshire moors. Deep in a Yorkshire mine, scientists are toiling to solve a cosmic puzzle that has baffled astronomers for 70 years: about 90 per cent of the universe is missing. Analyse the movements of stars and you can work out how much matter is making them swirl round in galactic islands and how much makes galaxies cluster together as they do - in other words, you can work out how much mass makes the universe look the way it does. But measurements suggest that the universe is not what it appears."

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Bush Administration cites Missing Universe Theory

[Anonymous Coward]

The Bush administration today announced that they believe Iraq's WMD are being stored inside the missing 90% of the universe. "They're definitely there, in the missing 90%, because we can't see them." said White House Chief of Staff Ari Fleischer. "We'll continue to look for them, but if we don't find them, feel confident no one else will be able to, either."

For starters

[Faust7]

about 90 per cent of the universe is missing

I'd look in Windows.

Did you look in your shoes?

[.com b4 .storm]

Whenever I lose something, sometimes it turns up in my shoes.

</obligsimpsons>

Re:Did you look in your shoes?

[Greyfox]

I always look under the couch when something goes missing. I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of the mass of the universe is actually under my couch.

Hey, go ahead and laugh, but it's at least as good a guess as anyone else has managed to make. It just has much less funding.

Perhaps it's not lost.

[bonsai_kitty]

There is allways the chance it is just compressed....with bz of course :)

Black Listed

[OneArmedMan]

Its not that 90% of the Universe is missing, but because of all the Email spam problems we have, the Earth has been Black Listed. I contened that once we solve the spam problem, we will be able to reach the rest of the Universe. With that said, dont epect to be able to reach the rest of the Universe for quite some time.

Dark data....

[mseeger]

Hi,

i'm currently investigating a similar matter: dark data. It seems to occupy around 90% of my hard disk.

Bye, Martin

Re:Bush Administration cites Missing Universe Theo

[Anonymous Coward]

Furthermore, if Al Quaeda were to buy, steal, or receive plutonium as a gift from the missing 90% of the universe, then Al Quaeda would be dangerously close to having a nuclear weapon. This is unacceptable.

Clearly, 90% of the universe needs to be destroyed. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

The answer to the riddle of the socks

[MousePotato]

If they ever find the missing 90%... I want back all my missing socks, several sets of keys, two wallets and my mind...

Correction...

[clambake]

Clearly, 90% of the universe needs to be destroyed.

I think you meant "liberated".

You really have no clue...

[DesertFalcon]

how unbearably sexy it is to hear a girl discussing mind-bending physics. Or anything that's way over my head, for that matter.