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Search for the Missing Universe

Posted by michael on from the just-had-it-around-here-somewhere dept.

Chris Gondek writes "The Sydney Morning Herald has reported that one of the greatest discoveries of our time could be made under the Yorkshire moors. Deep in a Yorkshire mine, scientists are toiling to solve a cosmic puzzle that has baffled astronomers for 70 years: about 90 per cent of the universe is missing. Analyse the movements of stars and you can work out how much matter is making them swirl round in galactic islands and how much makes galaxies cluster together as they do - in other words, you can work out how much mass makes the universe look the way it does. But measurements suggest that the universe is not what it appears."

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  1. Perhaps it's not lost. by bonsai_kitty · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is allways the chance it is just compressed....with bz of course :)

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  2. Re:Did you look in your shoes? by Greyfox · · Score: 5, Funny
    I always look under the couch when something goes missing. I wouldn't be surprised if 90% of the mass of the universe is actually under my couch.

    Hey, go ahead and laugh, but it's at least as good a guess as anyone else has managed to make. It just has much less funding.

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  3. Black Listed by OneArmedMan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its not that 90% of the Universe is missing, but because of all the Email spam problems we have, the Earth has been Black Listed. I contened that once we solve the spam problem, we will be able to reach the rest of the Universe. With that said, dont epect to be able to reach the rest of the Universe for quite some time.

  4. Dark data.... by mseeger · · Score: 5, Funny
    Hi,

    i'm currently investigating a similar matter: dark data. It seems to occupy around 90% of my hard disk.

    Bye, Martin

  5. Re:Bush Administration cites Missing Universe Theo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Furthermore, if Al Quaeda were to buy, steal, or receive plutonium as a gift from the missing 90% of the universe, then Al Quaeda would be dangerously close to having a nuclear weapon. This is unacceptable.

    Clearly, 90% of the universe needs to be destroyed. Facing clear evidence of peril, we cannot wait for the final proof -- the smoking gun -- that could come in the form of a mushroom cloud.

  6. The answer to the riddle of the socks by MousePotato · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they ever find the missing 90%... I want back all my missing socks, several sets of keys, two wallets and my mind...

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  7. Correction... by clambake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly, 90% of the universe needs to be destroyed.

    I think you meant "liberated".