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Amazon Takes Pikachu To The Patent Office

theodp writes "On Tuesday, Amazon was awarded a patent for Search Query Autocompletion. From the Summary of the Invention--'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO.'" See, Amazon practices the mantra "Gotta catch 'em all" with patents.

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  1. Next year.. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny

    Amazon tries to patent:
    Patent Application 20040182-2774a - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the posterior opening of the alimentary canal.
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    1. Re:Next year.. by brakk · · Score: 5, Funny

      then "one sheet wiping"

    2. Re:Next year.. by kzinti · · Score: 4, Funny

      Amazon tries to patent: Patent Application 20040182-2774a - Fibrous cellulose sheeting for the removal of extraneous faeces from the posterior opening of the alimentary canal.

      And in the bargain, giving a bizarre new meaning to the phrase "Prior Art."

  2. Prior Art? by dejaffa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There has got to be prior art on this. Didn't Yahoo do this before 2000 (when the patent was filed)?

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    1. Re:Prior Art? by zCyl · · Score: 2, Informative

      There has got to be prior art on this.

      1. /bin/grep
      2. /usr/bin/locate
      3. Browser url autocompletion
      4. Every spellchecker since the invention of dirt, which queries a dictionary listing.
      5. Every wordprocessor which autocompletes words you're typing with what it thinks is the most likely candidate.
      6. Every computer-based card catalogue which allows you to search for part of a title.

      Oh, I'm sorry, was applying the idea to toys new and original?

    2. Re:Prior Art? by ichimunki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Prior art does not automatically invalidate a patent. Most patents include references to previous patents that contain ideas of which the current patent constitutes a refinement or development.

      2) In this case, using a "popularity" measurement to auto-complete would be different enough from all of the examples you listed to be a "new" idea.

      3) None of the above should be construed as approval for a patent granted for this "invention". Patents should cover actual devices and inventions, not ways to use computers or ways of doing business.

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    3. Re:Prior Art? by joggle · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure what you mean by "most popular" but most word processors (and cell phones) autocomplete based off of word frequency and sometimes a user dictionary.

    4. Re:Prior Art? by willtsmith · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually,

      It's the job of the patent holder to challenge those who allegedly infringe upon it.

      The patent process seriously needs a stage when concerned parties can challenge BEFORE the patent is granted.

      Actually, the whole system needs to be re-done with different forms of patents for different types of inventions:

      * Traditional - physical devices, unchanged
      * Software - much higher constraints should be applied here. It has to be mind-blowing and not an obvious one-off from a known algorithm (as Mr Bezos' latest patent is simply an indexing method).
      * Application - People who come up with novel applications for existing inventions or combinations of inventions deserve protection from the goliaths ready to swoop in, replicate, and annihalate any competition. The patents could be business related of software related.
      Basically, I would propose a 3 year head start against infringement for truly unique applications and methodologies (software, business, or otherwise).

      * Research Derived Applications
      - Physical Law/Fact, derived applications
      All those folks patenting gene X or gene Y are pretty perverse. Gene's aren't inventions, nor is discovery of a gene an invention. However, they do have a point that they plow a LOT of money into these things and have an inherent right to a cut of profits from products developed exploiting their research. This type of patent would be strictly licensing based since you cannot OWN knowledge. 15 years is still fair.
      - New application. There are plenty of existing things (especially in pharma) that have new applications. However, a significant amount of research is required to prove it (as in prove it to the FDA). It's reasonable that a entity that does research that gives new life to an existing invention, even one thats passed into the public domain. For example, proving that aspirin reduces the risk of heart attack. In that case, an researching entity could be granted royalties on sales of such products paid by manufacturers provided that the discovery boosts overall sales (determined by a judge). I would suggest a 7 year window between the time the royalties are granted and the time they expire.

      * Pharmacy - These guys are WAY out of line in that they apply for patents on LOTS and LOTS of substances that are similar to the one's they work on. They have no idea whether these things are actually usable inventions. They do it to prevent others from doing similar research and marketing a competitor. I would propose that if you can't prove a medical efficacy or chemical effect, no patent. Plus all Pharma patents should be inherently license based effectively splitting up big Pharma into Intellectual Property/Research firms and just plain manufacturers (similar to current generic producers).

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  3. Google by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Does this make Google liable (or indeed, most search engines in general) if you type in an incorrectly spelt search, and it suggests an alternate?

    1. Re:Google by KrispyKringle · · Score: 2

      No. Google suggests an alternate based on very close search which produces a large or larger number of hits. It does not, as far as I know (and none of us can be sure since their algorithm is secret), suggest based on popularity of the search. If it suggested a similar-spelled search from, say, the Lycos 50, then yes, it would be comparable.

    2. Re:Google by rherbert · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, it's not just a simple spell check. I can't find any current examples, but when you used to search for "nekked", Google would say, "Did you mean nekkid?" (I was having a debate with someone as to whether "nekked" or "nekkid" was more commonly used... no, really!)

      It probably has more to do with the number of hits that a similarly-spelled word word has - if there are a lot more for that one than the current one, it makes a suggestion.

  4. erm.. is this patent G rated? by trmj · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is so not gonna work unless they put a filter on it.

    If going by search engine queries is any example, pokemon is not the most commonly searched for word that begins with po...

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    1. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by defective · · Score: 2

      Let's have some fun with this...
      What interesting words start with "po" ??

    2. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bah I keep trying to search for "Pope For Dummies" but they keep trying to sell me the new pokemon game.. AHHHHHHHHH

    3. Re:erm.. is this patent G rated? by geschild · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Good point. So a filter it is. Which makes this functionality next to useless because people will be 'Pissed Off' (pardon the pun) by systems that get their intent wrong most of the time. (Or if it takes typing in an almost complete word before it hits the right one).

      One of the reasons people despise clippy is because it is constantly guestimating. badly...

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  5. Fine for some things... by Elvisisdead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...but not for others. Great for entering URLs you've visited before or text messaging, but suh-ucks in word processing. Thanks, I can write a sentence (or in this case, 1 word) for myself.

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    1. Re:Fine for some things... by flippet · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Great for entering URLs you've visited before or text messaging, but suh-ucks in word processing. Thanks, I can write a sentence (or in this case, 1 word) for myself.

      I disagree... when writing technical stuff with irritatingly long terms repeated many times I find autocomplete useful. It was the main reason why I did my degree project in OpenOffice.org rather than MS Word...

      Phil

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    2. Re:Fine for some things... by pmz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Great for entering URLs you've visited before or text messaging, but suh-ucks in word processing.

      The reason autocomplete sucks for word processing is the constant interruptions in the natural flow of typing. Then, once a person is used to autocomplete, the habits formed totally trash productivity in non-autocomplete environments.

      I think the best compromise is the tab-to-complete feature in bash and emacs, for example. It doesn't do anything until the user presses the tab key, and, then, it is pretty natural to begin a new word after a tab.

      The Amazon patent, however, is not autocompletion, but smart marketing. By flashing the most popular product name with each character typed, they gain instant attention and better chances at impulse purchases. It's sort of like an electronic version of check-out aisles with all the candy bars and trash magazines leading to the register. ...I think I finally understand, now, why grocery stores don't use the more efficient single-queue/multiple-registers model for check-out. Forcing customers into the horrendously ineffecient mode of standing in multiple lines increases customer exposure to all the crap they put in the "impulse zone." Damn, marketing people are evil.

    3. Re:Fine for some things... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

      The Amazon patent, however, is not autocompletion, but smart marketing.

      THANK YOU.

      It's nice to see that at least one Slashdotter bothered to research the specifics of the claim.

  6. Quick! by mattsucks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone patent searching for '*' and '%', which between them will cover all other searches! ...
    3. Profit!

    1. Re:Quick! by Rick.C · · Score: 2, Funny
      Everyone go there and search for goatse.cx!

      It's not the most searched-for, it's the most-purchased match.

      Quick! Everyone go to amazon and buy goatse.cx!
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  7. Innovotive. by GothChip · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unlike the other patents this does actually look like an original idea.

    1. Re:Innovotive. by GreyPoopon · · Score: 4, Informative
      I know you're a troll but come on, try a little bit harder next time.

      Not that I think this should be patented, but...

      What appears to make this original is the combination of two things.

      1. The autocompletion takes place AS you are typing in the query term, rather than after you hit "Search."
      2. The autocompletion algorithm takes into account searches performed by other users in determining which completion to suggest.

      As such, this is not like wildcard searches, nor is it like the Google suggestions. And it is not like autocompletion that uses a static dictionary. They also appear to be targeting this idea towards wireless devices without a keyboard.

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    2. Re:Innovotive. by bob_jenkins · · Score: 4, Insightful

      1. On-the-fly completion was really neat the first time I saw that. Ross Comer implemented it in junior high for has ABSTAR program (absent/tardy) in 1982 (1981?) that he sold to all the Ohio schools. It would on-the-fly guess a student's name (first match in alphabetical order) as you typed it in. Written in QBASIC, I think. He went on to work for Microsoft, on Excel.

      2. Autocompletion in most popular order, rather than alphabetical order. Looks new and useful to me. That approach will autocomplete sooner. You could sort your whole index that way. Changes in ranking would reorder high level branches of the index, which is kind of weird, but I think it would still allow updates with good efficiency and concurrency. There's the issue of whether you want the most likely next letter, or the most likely entire completion. I'd have to test both methods to be sure, but my guess is the most likely entire completion is more useable, which is what Amazon patented. Autocompletions that partially but don't entirely match what I want to type sometimes throw me off.

      Unless there's prior art on #2, it looks like a valid patent to me.

      (I agree that the world would be better off if this, and every other software innovation, wasn't patentable. Patents just hold back progress.)

  8. hmmm... prior art? by pngwen · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well I'd have to say that there is a pretty good case for prior art on this one. I mean this is not too dissimilar from what web browsers have been doing for a few years now in the location tab (autocompletion of URLs)

    Also, in mozilla you can define macros that can be accessed via the location bar. So I can type google foo to search google for foo. The next time I come along I will probably just have to get as far as google fo and it will complete my search parameter!

    So there you go, mozilla has done it for at least a year. It even gives you suggestions, most popular at the top.

    Another app that does it is my check tender on my palm pilot. It does this for payees...

    Too bad most people will be scared off by court costs to argue the obvious. Oh well.

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    1. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Elvisisdead · · Score: 5, Informative

      The only exception is that browsers autocomplete based on a previous entry rather than based on speculation about what it thinks you're looking for.

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    2. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Zemran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Autocompletion is all over the place, typing a url to text messaging on a mobile. This is so similar to all the others that I think it is about time to start charging fines for the waste of time that these applicants inflict on the gov and therefore the US tax system.

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    3. Re:hmmm... prior art? by watzinaneihm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No that wont be the topic of the patent filing.In this case mozilla is running on your machine and it is completing the form with data on your machine.
      The patent seems to cover data being sent from server to client for autocompletion. For example on my phone I type "po" and then the based on the keystrokes the server searches the database and fills in the rest (Kinda useful when u only have 10 keys). Any prior art would be found I think in the PDA,cell phone market.(What does DoCoMo think?) Or some really fancy HTML/Script combos.
      IANAL!IANAL!!

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    4. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Roelof · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, if that were indeed the case then even I would have no problem with such a patent.

      However, I do not think the patent is about an actual working AI that can speculate and even think!

      It is about extrapolating based on too few data points :).

      Roelof

    5. Re:hmmm... prior art? by Naomiah · · Score: 2

      Wow, your wife really is cool!

      ;)

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  9. What a waste of bandwidth by cryptochrome · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Listen Amazon, your website is slow enough - no need to slow it further by constantly pumping partial queries and results over the net.

    Assuming you can get a patent on something as obvious as autocompletion. Whatever happened to not granting patents to the trivial, the almost-identical, and the prior-arted?

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    1. Re:What a waste of bandwidth by goon+america · · Score: 4, Informative
      This happened.
      Traditionally, patent protection was awarded only to technical inventions, such as light bulbs, shavers, medicines and so on. New financial techniques or ways of selling things were often explicitly excluded in patent laws. As electronic commerce became more popular, new ways of selling things were offering services over the Internet were developed. Since these new business methods involved computers, communication systems and other technical things, many inventors in this field tried to obtain patent protection. The 1998 State Street Bank decision in the USA ruled that patents on business methods were as valid as any other type of patent. The combination of these two of events resulted in an explosive growth of the number of business method patents.

      Which led to this.

    2. Re:What a waste of bandwidth by houstonbofh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can see it getting better than that. You type "po" and it querries the database, returns "pokemon" and updates your window, completely overtypeing "police stories." Or, flooding with searches to make "interesting" things come up, like the association of an Oral Roberts book with "The anal sex guide for men" covered in the register last year.

  10. Quick! by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everyone go there and search for goatse.cx!

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  11. The words "prior" and "art" spring to mind... by MrFenty · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My DOS (Clipper based) databases were doing this about 15yrs ago, and I think one or two of them are still running. Yet Another Unbelieveable Patent.

    *sigh*

  12. i guess i'm on the wrong side again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    this actually looks like an inovation, taking the client side history autocompilet a step further by making it a server side history. un-like the 'one-click' buy junk.

  13. Bye bye Amazon by Illserve · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Implement this feature and I will stop using your service so fast it'll.... well it'll cause a .0000001% drop in your revenue.

    Seriously though, what a terrible idea. I'm already going out of my mind in a righteous fury when Excel converts 2/24 into a date without asking me.

    I'm going to see about getting a class action lawsuit together on the ground of increased blood pressure due to "frustrating features". Microsoft has deep pockets and there's all kinds of medical literature on the problems of stress to flood the court with.

  14. what I really don't understand by newsdee · · Score: 4, Interesting

    is how companies get patents on things that everybody is already doing. Shouldn't a patent be done *first* (or at least, be pending),before they start doing/producing something? As it stands, IMHO it seems to be something else: i.e. "let's see what's not patented yet and patent it". Insane...

    1. Re:what I really don't understand by Anonymous+Custard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      is how companies get patents on things that everybody is already doing. Shouldn't a patent be done *first* (or at least, be pending),before they start doing/producing something? As it stands, IMHO it seems to be something else: i.e. "let's see what's not patented yet and patent it". Insane...

      keep in mind this patent application was filed in 2000, so the things you've taken for granted for the last 2+ years might not have been around then.

  15. Patents are good! by Basje · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me get this straight. This is what they patented, right?

    select * from items where name like 'PO%'
    order by number_of_requests_last_week

    I'm really glad that I'm studying to become an IP lawyer. The more stupid patents, the merrier :)

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    1. Re:Patents are good! by gregfortune · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, No... It's way more than that... They can do it for any two letter prefix. I'm just waiting for the advances in technology that will allow them to complete 3, 4, and even 5 letter prefixs. It can't be more than a couple years away ;o)

  16. Business Method: Patenting Frivolous Patents by jcartaya · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There must be hundreds of prior art. For example, URL autocompletion in both Internet Explorer and Mozilla fit the bill.

    I am tempted to patent "patenting frivolous patents" as a business method. At least this way Amazon.com would have to come out of the closet and claim "prior art" (I wouldn't disagree with them).

  17. Bad example by arvindn · · Score: 5, Funny

    When the user starts typing PO, obviously your first suggestion should be PORN :)

    1. Re:Bad example by sebi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Porn? Is that internet speak for pr0n? Does Amazon even carry that?

  18. Patent is strategic by binaryDigit · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Amazon doesn't care if the patent can be canceled due to prior art. They'll strong arm other companies and many are bound to not put up a fight. If someone does, and the patent is later invalidated, then the max they'd lose would be to have to pay the original licensee back, I don't believe they'd have to pay any type of penalty on any fees collected. So they basically end up with a interest free loan, IF the thing gets invalidated. Not a bad downside. The way that the current patent system is setup, your much better off trying to patent everything, as even if a large number get punted, you'll probably make good money off the ones that don't (kinda like VC in the boom).

    1. Re:Patent is strategic by alkali · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not clear to me that Amazon is enforcing these patents through license fees or otherwise. I suspect that it is doing like IBM and building up a library of patents so that it can't be strongarmed by someone else. (I.e., "You think we're infringing your patent? Are you sure you don't infringe one of our many patents?") Long story short, if the USPTO isn't going to be reasonable, Amazon has to protect itself.

  19. Re:Items in the database starting with PO by DespotBob · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm... PO... dunno but PORN sounds like a viable alternative. Pokemon as an example for PO seems like wishful thinking.

  20. Smells like Marketing by mobileskimo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Its not
    "Where do you want to go today?"

    It's
    "Where do we want you to go today?"

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  21. not quite as bad as the post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    At first, I just read the slashdot summary of the patent and agreed with pretty much everyone else, that it was insane. After reading the patent abstract though, it does sound to be a bit more complicated than just auto-completion.

    "A system for facilitating online searches suggests query autocompletion strings (terms and/or phrases) to users during the query entry process, wherein the suggested strings are based on specific attributes of the particular database access system being searched. A string extraction component associated with a database access system, such as a web site of an online merchant, periodically generates a dataset that contains the autocompletion strings for the system. The datasets are preferably biased to favor the database items that are currently the most popular (e.g., best selling or most frequently viewed), and may be customized to particular users or user groups. The datasets are transmitted to users' computing devices, which may include handheld and other wireless devices that lack a full keyboard. An autocompletion client which runs on the computing devices in association with a browser uses the datasets to suggest the autocompletion strings as users enter queries that are directed to the database access system. "

    That doesn't mean I entirely agree with the patent but I don't think the slashdot summary is very clear.

  22. Avalanche by blunte · · Score: 4, Insightful
    If we thought we were seeing too many software/business patents, we're about to really be amazed.

    Now we're patenting "features" of software--behaviors even. How about Undo? Oooh, that's worthy of a patent. Or double-click to select a word, triple-click to select a sentence?

    Pick any feature of any software system, and it's now fair game for patent. This means of course, in the future you'll have to get a licensing agreement from FubarU.com, the patent holder of the "Undo" feature.

    What I wonder though, is it just pure malice that drives these humans to patent things like this? It certainly can't be business sense, since Amazon can't conceivably get any more online retail business by others not being able to use this feature on their retail sites. And it can't just be for license fees, since those may or may not ever come to fruition.

    What ever happened to the good old days of insurance fraud, embezzlement, and plain old theft? At least those perpetrators had balls.

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  23. A few more moderate points by dpille · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) This isn't such a "IE did this first" issue. If you read the claims, the process calls for some more detailed analysis on the suggestion end- for example, culling out null results. It'd be the equivalent of IE not autocompleting to 404's, which we all know it still doesn't do.

    2) Prior art from any time after their filing date in 2000 won't matter, so don't worry about what was going on "last year."

    3) The examiner clearly considered mere autocompleting- look at the references cited during prosecution. PDA operating instructions are among them, which I imagine contained lots of "this device will complete your word for you."

    4) Prior posters seem to be confusing "novelty" with "non-obviousness." I think it's pretty likely Amazon was among the first to use this invention as disclosed, but I'm willing to grant that any reasonable programmer turning his or her mind to this problem would have created a similar solution. But that doesn't mean it really has been done before.

  24. patents by ajs318 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just imagine if personal injury lawyers started offering a service whereby they will patent your injury! Not only do you get compensation when you hurt yourself, you get royalty fees the next time someone hurts themself the same way!

    I can think of a possible antidote to all this court mania, though. Has a retailer the right to refuse payment, even if it is made in pound notes, if it believes the money was obtained by some means it feels objectionable? I.E. can some methodist-run establishment legally refuse money won on the horses? By extension it would mean NO LAWSUIT MONEY signs in shops and restaurants ..... wouldn't be much good if they could get taken to court over it, though!

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  25. Non-obvious to practitioners of the art? by jazman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me see, I had been programming for about a year or so when I wrote an interest-generating bank account program for my C64 for use during a game of Monopoly (heh). Each time you wanted to select an account, you press the first letter of the name, and if it was unique you got the full account name. If not, it just waited until it had a unique string. If a 15 year old programmer can sort out autocompletion, for himself, without prompting from anybody, after only a few months of programming, how can anybody possibly argue this is non-obvious to a practitioner (a requirement for a patent)?

  26. Unlikely Situation by BigBadBri · · Score: 2, Funny
    'For example, if Pokemon toys are currently the best selling or most-frequently-searched-for items within the database, the term POKEMON may be suggested whenever a user enters the letters "PO," even though many hundreds of other items in the database may start with "PO."'

    Any fule nose that typing 'PO' will always autocomplete to 'PORN', no matter how popular Pokemon is at any one time.

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  27. Re:I think this is great! by molarmass192 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The sad part is that this is happening over and over. I mean what kinda of R&D did Amazon sink into researching auto-completion? Zaroo dollars! More likely some summer intern added it because they learned it in comp sci 101 and now it's Amazon's to enforce. They may throw the "it's a defensive patent" line at the public but the distinction between a defensive patent and enforcing a patent is based solely on goodwill unless they publish a legally binding statement that they won't pursue infringers. It still wouldn't you from being dragged into court if they so chose.

    The question on my mind is WHEN, not if, patent reform is going to happen. Like the internet bubble of the 90's, this patent bubble can't keep going in perpetuity. At this rate, maybe 3 or 4 more years? Simply put, process patents are eventually going to have to be abolished or the US economy will end up stagnating in a sea of litigation. Tech companies are going to be clobbering each other in the courts instead of in the labs. It won't be bad for everybody though, it'll be a boon for lawyers. Maybe it's time to shed this IT gig and head to law school where the real money is going to be!

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  28. Linux for REAL men by siskbc · · Score: 2, Funny
    just a pain with rpm's missing dependencies

    RPM's are for pussies. Real men install everything using .tar.gz. On their Slackware box.

    No, wait, that's too easy. Real men code their Linux from scratch. Without a compiler. Straight machine code. Input by ASCII.

    Naturally, this prevents holding down a real job. So real men also live in their parents' basement. And priorities prevent time for useless things like girls. So real men masturbate. A lot. While looking at a picture of Stallman. Naked. Fucking that queer GNU ox mascot.

    Any more questions?

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    1. Re:Linux for REAL men by FurryFeet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thanks for that lovely image. Now that it is firmly planted in my head, I'm ready for a life of celibacy.
      Hate to break the news to the wife, tough.

  29. Annoying, But by praxis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For the record, this kind of behavior bothers me. But, they really are within the confines of the patent system.

    All the prior art examples I've seen posted have been about autocompletion or searching a users previously entered text. They are taking this and expanding it to search the entered text of a group of users, giving the benefit of possible autocompetion of text you may have never typed.

    Patents are supposed to do this. They exist so that someone can take someone's idea and exand on it. That's what they are doing. There very well me prior art on *their* idea, but so far all prior art has been on standalone autocomplete.

    And now...I should say that this is just plain stupid. I never thought something like this should be patentable, but it is. It's the system's fault, and it needs to be fixed. And although they are within the confines of the system, they are just contributing to it's failings. Of course, that could have the effect of more evidence to its demise and rethinking by providing even more examples of misuse of the system.

  30. Re:How about SQL wildcards? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, just add in an ORDER BY statement and we have this exact same thing as they have patented:

    select top 1 toy_name from tbltoys where toy_name like 'PO%' order by number_purchased desc

    Just drop that in a stored procedure, and have the program call that procedure, then use the output to fill in a text field, ala autocomplete. This is not exactly revolutionary, its a damn ORDER BY clause in a SELECT statement. If you want to get fancy, you'd probably go ahead and index both the toy_name and number_purchased columns.

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  31. At the risk of being Really Obvious... by KC7GR · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just can't help myself. Every time I hear someone say the word 'Pikachu,' my gut-level reaction is to offer them a Kleenex and say 'Gesundheit.'

    I know, I know... Probably off-topic... There go my karma points (again).

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  32. Prio Art by AmericanInKiev · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would suggest some prior art here.
    I developed an entry suggestion system in 1994 or 95. In my system I looked for a correlation between the previous answers to other questions, and then offered a pull down of ranked choices.

  33. "during the query ENTRY process" by ReadParse · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think there's a big misunderstanding here about what the patent is. It's not just taking "po" and putting that into an SQL "like" statement, oh no. Much more than that. They say "during the query entry process", which means that they'll be using JavaScript or some other client-side code to autocomplete the search term for the user.

    Something like this.... if somebody goes to the DVD page, they could load the Top 50 DVDs into a JavaScript Array. And every time the user adds a character to the search field, it would look to that array and see how many titles match what the user has typed so far. When they're down to only one match, they pop the rest of the title into the search box and, in a perfect world, they would auto-select the autocompleted portion so that, if the user continues typing, it will erase the autocompleted portion.

    For example, let's say (as a really lame, quick example) that you have two titles in the array:
    • The Hand That Rocks the Cradle
    • The Hand That Rolls the Dice

    The user enters...

    "The Hand That Ro"...

    and nothing shows up yet, because the "system" (ha!) doesn't know what title you're going to enter. But as soon as you enter the "c" in the word "Rocks", it only has one left and it autocompletes "ks the Cradle".

    It's a reasonably good idea (not a great idea, but decent), and it DEFINITELY shouldn't be patentable, because it will become the SECOND thing (that I know of) that I, as a web developer, am prohibited from doing for my customers by law (the first is One-Click, Amazon's first silly little software patent).

    Just my USD 0.02

  34. Oh ! The irony... by isdfnmo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Weirdly, Microsoft themselves may have prior art on Amazon's predictive auto-complete in their Visual Studio .NET programming environment. As you start to type a line of code, it pops up a select list of potential matches. You can then use the cursor keys or mouse to pick the one that you want and hit TAB to auto-complete your line...

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