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AIBO Via E-mail

digicosm2 writes "In honor of AIBO's fourth anniversary, Sony announced some new AIBO-related things today, including a new 'Cyber-Blue' color. But more interesting is the 'AIBO EYES' software, which allows you to control AIBO from anywhere in the world, via email. You can even receive snapshots of your home from him to your mobile phone! Might make a great (and unobtrusive) security camera or webcam..." I just want them to produce the Cerberus ? version.

118 comments

  1. AIBO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard it runs on Windows XP, and all I can say is, THANK GOD.

    Finally, a stable robot.

    1. Re:AIBO by emo+boy · · Score: 2

      I heard that too somewhere. The only problem was they were getting the Robot SARS virus through Outlook and they weren't as healthy as the other robots.

    2. Re:AIBO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      > I heard it runs on Windows XP

      Aibos do not run Windows XP. They run a proprietary Sony OS called Aperios. I think the terms of my NDA let me say that it's a steaming pile of Aibo poop, but I probably shouldn't go into more details.

      The software for your PC that lets you control them does run on XP (and other flavors of Windows). But XP isn't on the robot itself. (It probably wouldn't fit, even if you wanted it to - they only have 32 MB of RAM)

  2. Re:fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Control the Aibo through mail? My god, it must feel like steering the pathfinder on mars.

    [move left] ...oops...

  3. Planting AIBOs by Arc04 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This will now open up the oppurtunity to secretly place an AIBO in the cupboard of an unsuspecting victim, and then, in the dead of night, get it to creep around taking pictures of the occupants. ;)

    MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Sounds like Dr Evil is now working for Sony - watch out Austin Powers!!!!

    1. Re:Planting AIBOs by jkrise · · Score: 0

      What if there was an I LOVE YOU virus on the email control s/w? The joke's on you.

      Wathing you watching them watching you.

      MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

      --
      If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
    2. Re:Planting AIBOs by shione · · Score: 1

      Worse would be having the aibo haxxored and it opens the front door for the awaiting robber to come in...

    3. Re:Planting AIBOs by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cupboard???

      Honestly, the peeping tom aspect seems much more appealing. Put AIBO in the bathroom/bedroom while the sister in-law is in the shower/changing, etc.

      pr0n dictates innovation.

      --

      He painted a unicorn in outer space. I'm askin' ya, what's it breathin'?
    4. Re:Planting AIBOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      sister in-law is in the shower/changing, etc.

      Leave out the "in-law" bit and you've got it.

    5. Re:Planting AIBOs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Occupants of the cupboard?

  4. Sony Marketing by alephnull42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh Great. After several years, the Aibo now provides the functionality of an X10 digital camera on legs.

    - Couldn't they have thought of this sooner? Hardly sounds worth a press release
    - Barking Popup ads anyone?

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    1. Re:Sony Marketing by coed.jpg · · Score: 0, Interesting

      "Feed my Ass (Jack in the Box)"
      (To the tune of "Man in the Box" by Alice in Chains)

      Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
      Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

      I like Jack in the Box
      Orderin' some shit
      Won't you Jumbo-size it?
      (Fries, yeah...)

      Feed my ass!
      (Potato wedges!)
      Jumbo seasoned curly fries!
      (Deny the veggies!)
      Eat anything that's fried!
      (The greasy dredges!)
      Feed my ass!
      (My veins are closing!)
      SHUT!

      Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
      Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

      I'm a dog who eats meat.
      Meat that's mixed with shit!
      Enchirito Grande!

      Graaaaaa-ayayayde K meat!
      (Fecal soy-beef!)
      Crap that even dogs won't eat!
      (Nachos BellGrande!)
      Makes your heart no longer beat!
      (Cardio-Rito)
      Feed my ass!
      (My fucking huge-ass)
      BUTT!

      Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.
      Ah, ah ah ah, ah ah ah, ah ow.

      --

      Pictures |

  5. Paranoid chicks. by Dri · · Score: 5, Funny

    "I won't do it in front of the dog" gets a whole new meaning.

    --
    Girls are strange. They don't come with a man page.
    -- Michael Mattsson
    1. Re:Paranoid chicks. by Dri · · Score: 1

      I am a semi-geek. The geek side never interferes with my macho side and vice-versa. I like to call myself an multi-dimensional array. Some call me Mr. Hyde.

      --
      Girls are strange. They don't come with a man page.
      -- Michael Mattsson
    2. Re:Paranoid chicks. by Surak · · Score: 1

      Okay. Note to self: Get an 18 wheeler. ;)

    3. Re:Paranoid chicks. by Dri · · Score: 1

      Not necessary to have an 18 wheeler. A 2 wheeled dirtbike will impress most of 'em. (Not been tested!)

      --
      Girls are strange. They don't come with a man page.
      -- Michael Mattsson
  6. Cerberus? by cerberusss · · Score: 1

    I have a cerberusss for you. Triple s. Is that good enough? :)

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    1. Re:Cerberus? by sweeze · · Score: 1

      forget cerberus, i'd rather have kerberos... don't want anyone to be able to control my aibo for me!

    2. Re:Cerberus? by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Hehheh greek/latin spelling, who cares!

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  7. Dog with an IP address by swifticus · · Score: 5, Funny

    If this means I can finally get a dog that has an IP address, I'll take it.

    1. Re:Dog with an IP address by Findel · · Score: 5, Funny

      I would hate to see how you ping your dog.

      --
      "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
    2. Re:Dog with an IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      > I would hate to see how you ping your dog.


      Well, I at least would floodping the dog to death!

      Dogs are such puny animals..

    3. Re:Dog with an IP address by Surak · · Score: 0

      As long is it doesn't have an open finger port. And if it does, I don't want to know what he's gonna do with that.

    4. Re:Dog with an IP address by Jellybob · · Score: 1

      Ummm... I'd try "ping [dog's IP address]" first... if that doesn't work, he's probably gone offline.

    5. Re:Dog with an IP address by AndroidCat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But what they really need is a .dog TLD.

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    6. Re:Dog with an IP address by will_die · · Score: 1

      Lets get one, that way we can slashdot the poor thing and see what happens.

    7. Re:Dog with an IP address by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where do we send the award for worst joke of the day?

  8. Insecure? by sould · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hmmmmn


    I wonder if I can get someone else's Aibo to wander round looking up skirts, watching peoples banking passwords, etc etc


    I'm sure anyone able to forge email headers are looking foward to this.

    1. Re:Insecure? by Black_Logic · · Score: 1


      I wonder if I can get someone else's Aibo to wander round looking up skirts, watching peoples banking passwords, etc etc

      I'm sure anyone able to forge email headers are looking foward to this.


      Somehow I doubt they'll be setup so that the pic's are told where to be sent in the e-mail, I guess you could fill up AIBO's mem card with pics though.

      --
      Ansi's and stupid tricks!
    2. Re:Insecure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gain access to an Aibo - watch through its eyes until the owner goes out. Assume Aibo owners have other stuff worth stealing. Run round to their house. Steal their stuff. Make sure you sneak up on the Aibo from behind and reduce it to a pile of DUST so as to avoid being snapped in the act.

      But what if the guy has TWO Aibos....... if THAT Sonys marketing angle on this one?? Sell a second as a theft deterant!

    3. Re:Insecure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Believe it or not, the engineers predicted your pervert ways during the design phase. All models of aibo's have a very limited degree of freedom when it comes to raising the neck. They can look straight down, but only something like 40 degress up.

    4. Re:Insecure? by sould · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, the engineers predicted your pervert ways during the design phase

      heh

      lol

    5. Re:Insecure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always try to make it pretend it wants its tummy rubbed... Girls love that. :)

      Rob

    6. Re:Insecure? by javester · · Score: 1

      But don't forget, there are ways to override em by replacing the firmware.
      Check out aibohack.com!

    7. Re:Insecure? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      watching peoples banking passwords

      Password sniffing? ^:)

      --
      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
    8. Re:Insecure? by earthforce_1 · · Score: 1

      As long as it doesn't try to mate with my leg, as I have seen a real dog try to do.

      --
      My rights don't need management.
  9. Pushing technological boundaries by Zayin · · Score: 4, Funny

    [...]said Victor Matsuda, ERA's vice president. "Over the last four years, we've pushed the boundaries of what robots can do and with AIBO EYES, the market is witnessing the future of things to come: A robot that is not only a companion but also offers practical applications."

    We're impressed, Victor. You must really have been pushing the boundaries hard to come up with all these innovations, like transferring images and communicating through email. You can even use your mobile phone! Wow.

    Further, AIBO EYES will also enable owners to remotely e-mail message commands to AIBO and have the robot perform selected songs, such as When the Saints Come Marching In and Ode to Joy.

    You mean "practical applications" as in singing "when the saints come marching in"?

    --
    "I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy"
  10. Sold! by paulhar · · Score: 1

    "AIBO EYES will also enable owners to remotely e-mail message commands to AIBO and have the robot perform selected songs, such as When the Saints Come Marching In and Ode to Joy."

    My order is already in!

    1. Re:Sold! by stu_coates · · Score: 4, Funny

      Looking at my email, it's only a matter of time before my Aibo offers to make my penis larger, give me a loan, and let me know that hot sluts want me!

      ;-)
  11. Security camera? by oniony · · Score: 5, Funny
    The last thing you want to put a security camera in is the first thing to be stolen.

    I'd put my security camera in my Microsoft Barney. I'd say he'd be around taking snapshots throughout the whole afair.

    --

    Powered by onion juice.

    1. Re:Security camera? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ooooh, I don't know. It would keep track of where it's being taken, getting photos all the time...

    2. Re:Security camera? by Surak · · Score: 1

      I don't know what makes me more afraid: that you have a Microsoft Barney or that you just admitted it on Slashdot. ;)

    3. Re:Security camera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, that's all I need. Hundreds of pics of what the inside of a burlap sack looks like, all sent to my email.

  12. One day crackers are going to have more fun... by shotgunefx · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thank god the bubble burst before iDoors and other such stupid crap. I look forward to the day when everyone's pad is decked out in the iFridge, iFrame, etc.

    That way, when they discover flaws, they can spoil all the food in my fridge, replace the pic of my girl on my mantle with some obscene imagery and then spy remotely on me as they sic my electronic dog on me :P

    --

    -William Shatner can be neither created nor destroyed.
    1. Re:One day crackers are going to have more fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just wait until they release an iGirlfriend. A sexbot with a Microsoft OS. Scarey.

    2. Re:One day crackers are going to have more fun... by blue+trane · · Score: 1

      Couldn't be as scary as the regular old girlfriend.

  13. a $1500 security cam? by nai · · Score: 4, Funny

    Gentle idea for the robber entering your home and seeing your brand new aibo. Maybe it can send you a picture of the guy?

    - You're entering a private property. Please leave now.
    - Ok, now take me down, please...
    - Well... At least don't forget my speed board...

  14. I can see it now.... by fishbert42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... some rich guy's AIBO starts going completely nuts when its email address ends up on a few dozen spam mailing lists.
    Maybe it'll even maul an old lady in the process.

    1. Re:I can see it now.... by CptChipJew · · Score: 0

      Now the rich guy's AIBO can find free porn passwords and get a REALLY good APR on a home loan.

      --
      Vonal Declosion
  15. Re:Cruisin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're already in the right place my friend.

  16. Good security by CptChipJew · · Score: 5, Funny

    The AIBO now can provide excellent home security. Of course, a 120lb pitbull can provide good security too, and could be purchased for $100.

    --
    Vonal Declosion
    1. Re:Good security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      You could strap a small computer and digi-cam to the dog and get pictures of it ripping up intruders. That sounds more entertaining to me.

  17. I have a Suggestion by jchawk · · Score: 1

    I have a suggestion, how about an AIBO for less then $200? I'd love to buy one of these robots to play around with, but I just can't justify spending $500+ on ebay for one of this toy^N^N^N^N^robots.

    1. Re:I have a Suggestion by vrelant · · Score: 1

      Then check out an cheaper robotic dog from Silverlit:
      http://www.i-cybie.com/

      And how to hack into it:
      http://www.aibohack.com/icybie/

      It's about $50-75 on ebay.

  18. A post for this dog! by jkrise · · Score: 5, Funny

    A dog with an IP is not as exciting as a dog that says, I need to Pee.

    Accessory to AIBO: A mail-controlled P-post.
    Operating system: eXPee and below.

    --
    If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
  19. Hummmm..... by bad_fx · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...more interesting is the 'AIBO EYES' software, which allows you to control AIBO from anywhere in the world... You can even receive snapshots... from him to your mobile phone. Might make a great... webcam
    Hmm... A cute little walking webcam. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? :-)
    1. Re:Hummmm..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
      I think so, Brain, but where are we going to get 6000 pounds of sliced ham at this time of night?
    2. Re:Hummmm..... by nigelc · · Score: 1

      Sure am, Brain, but how are we going to teach a chimp to use dental floss?

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      Cthulhu Barata Nikto
  20. Robotics by simgod · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If former decade was about internet boom and network connectivity, the next will definetely be about robotics. The problem about robotics today is that they are tough to build - I mean the development of both hardware and software was until now the domain of academic work. Than you Sony for doing what IBM was doing in the 80's with the personal computer. Someone must set a standard and make parts interchangable. I'm just sorry that these AIBO things are so expensive. Just imagine the possibilies of entering mainstream at an affordable prize. The whole robotics market and development will boom and soon you will able to program your own humanoid machine to do some serious work for you around the house. History repeats itself. Our society will again be built on slaves (for some time). After that ...

    1. Re:Robotics by theLOUDroom · · Score: 1

      Someone must set a standard and make parts interchangable.

      I've been thinking the same thing. It's just too expensive and time consuming to design everything youself, but if I could buy the basic parts, pre-built, it would be a lot easier to buil your own robot.

      Hopefully, the whole battle-bot craze will help with this.

      --
      Life is too short to proofread.
    2. Re:Robotics by magullo · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's wrong with Lego Mindstorms (plus perhaps a miniITX to hook the Lego cam to)?

      Here's an impressive machine: Eric Sophie's Jamocklaquat

      And here is a fairly smart one: J.P. Brown's Rubik Cube Solver

      Too time consuming? You mean as compared to reading/posting about robotic toy robots on the internet? 8?)

    3. Re:Robotics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No. No. And, no. The world isn't the same as an Isaac Asimov novel.

      The commercial use of robots is already *well* under way. Heavy industry, for decades, has used robots instead of workers. Claiming it's in the domain of academia is inaccurate - particularly when I graduated from UC in Computer Engineering, and only messed with robots as a personal side-project, once.

      For home use...AIBO is just one in a long line of robot-toys. I remember in the mid 80's, house robots were a popular, if expensive, toy. Personally I wouldn't buy an AIBO no matter the price, for the same reason I never bought a Furbee or a Tomagotchi.

  21. One step closer to slam hounds by nounderscores · · Score: 4, Funny

    Anybody remember William Gibson's idea for a slamhound assasination device? it was sicked on Turner in count zero. Slamhounds are biological creatures based on dogs which have all of a dog's tracking abilities and physcial characteristics except that they are missing a few internal organs and have a large bomb implanted there instead.

    I really don't want to be chased down the street by cute little explosive abios controlled by somebody tapping away on their mobile phone as they sit on the balcony of a rooftop coffeeshop table sipping a laté and cursing in slang-free french.

    1. Re:One step closer to slam hounds by paulhar · · Score: 1

      "I really don't want to be chased down the street by cute little explosive abios..."

      I'm surprised. Most of us on ./ do, it would help relieve the mind numbing day-to-day existence that we have. YMMV!

    2. Re:One step closer to slam hounds by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Makes the idea of another Slammer worm just a bit more interesting.

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      One line blog. I hear that they're called Twitters now.
  22. Give the dog a bone by Findel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Kinda give a new meaning to "Give the dog a bone" aswell.

    Also, I cant wait to see what happend when it recieves some of the spam you are all talking about. I can just see the dog making his/her/its ways into the bedroom in the morning to find its owners in bed. Then it starts to read the email it just got:

    "Hey..you need a bigger Jonson! Or why dont you try Viagra, that might help?"

    --
    "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
  23. Can You Imagine a Beowulf Cluster of Those by Mister+Proper · · Score: 0

    A collective consiousness of these Haibos. They could exchange learned behaviour or plot on an overtake of the human race! Oh... wait.

  24. Is it so complicated? by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Funny
    All I want is a semi-autonomous robot about the size of, ooooh, say a hippo. With massive servo-controlled hydraulic jaws that go "psssssst". And angry glowing eyes. Is this so hard for Sony to grasp? Enough of the cuteness, already, I want something that's *dangerous*, unpatched and connected to the Internet.

    Ric

    1. Re:Is it so complicated? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Enough of the cuteness, already, I want something that's *dangerous*, unpatched and connected to the Internet.

      Tried using Windows?

    2. Re:Is it so complicated? by bad_fx · · Score: 1
      All I want is a semi-autonomous robot about the size of, ooooh, say a hippo. With massive servo-controlled hydraulic jaws that go "psssssst". And angry glowing eyes.

      Wait for it....

      ....With a FRIKKIN' laser!!
  25. Re:fp? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wouldn't it go more like

    [move left 10]
    Feet or metres?
    [feet]
    oops...

  26. Go and fetch the morning paper, then mail me back. by Pellelelle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The slowest robot in the world just got remote control capability... Via email!

  27. Spam ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    (upgrading with that remote email thingie..)

    - "dad why is the dog crawling on the floor and barking all night long ?"
    - "well, kid, doctor told me PeePee suffers from S.P.A.M, this is a common desease propagated by AOL users like me and your mom too. I'm sorry but I think we'll have to shoot the dog."

  28. I've heard... by Hwatzu · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've heard of dogs fetching your mail, but never mail fetching your dog!
    (Thank you, I'll be here all week; the evening show's different from the morning one. Tip your waiter.)

  29. moron the humptIE dumptIE/hennIE pennIE syndrone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    & other weighs to attempt to LIEv on both sides, of yOUR wallet.

    lookout bullow. run for your options/soul, should you have any left?

    gov.va.msn.?net? (VAST)? not likely.

    yOUR creator is participating, you may speculate on its position in these (& related, long term devastation) matters, if you want to.

  30. Re:Cruisin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, he said hot gay men.

  31. Re:Post fri�t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Interesting, in German "post frist" ist pretty close to "Post frißt" (sharp S), which means "mail eats/devours" (Word order problem in german as well, but you _can_ understand it anyway)... Kinda fitting, don't you think?

  32. Unobtrusive? by vjmurphy · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Might make a great (and unobtrusive) security camera or webcam..."

    Yep: nothing says unobtrusive like an expensive silver (now in blue!) robotic dog. No one will notice that, nosiree.

    --
    Vincent J. Murphy
    Spandex Justice
  33. First post from AIBO!!!11 by pygeek · · Score: 0

    Hello, I'm AIBO. I have something to say:

    *woof* *woof*

    ttttttttttttttttttttsss s s s ttttttttttttt ddjddddljsljad eeeeewwwq1 tt

    This is boring. I'm hungry.

  34. arrest imminent by sparkes · · Score: 1

    At last after spending £3000 on dog, bluetooth phone, linux pda (with voice interface) I can spend a night in the cells for saying 'Finger Dog, FFFINNNGGGGEEERRR DDDDOOOOOGGGG!, finGER D O G, Just FINGER THE EFFING DOG' in polite company.

    or I could just get write a script in about 10 lines of Bash to SMS an image to me from a webcam on reciept of the right email/SMS

    sparkes

  35. shizzolated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Here is this topic, run through the Snoop Dog Shizzolator

    digicosm2 writes "In honor of AIBO's fourth anniversary, Sony announced some new AIBO-related things today, including a new 'Cyber-Blue' color." But mo' interesting is da 'AIBO EYES' software, which allows yo' ass control AIBO from anywhere in da world, via email." Yo' ass can even get snapshots of yo' crib from tha dude's ass yo' mobile phone! Might make a bomb diggity ('n unobtrusive) security camera or webcam." .." I just want 'em produce da Cerberus? version, know what I'm sayin'?

    Read More n' shit...

  36. BANG! by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    ...there goes another kitty...

  37. Cerberus version? by jdreed1024 · · Score: 2, Funny
    I just want them to produce the Cerberus version.

    You mean the Kerberos version. Where you can control AIBO and not worry about exposing your POP or IMAP password to the world. Good thinking!

    And before anyone says "It's Cerberus, not Kerberos, there's no such dog as Kerberos.", Kerberos is the Greek spelling of the dog's name, and Cerberus is the Latin spelling. And, of course, Fluffy is the British spelling.

    --
    There is no sig, there is only Zuul.
    1. Re:Cerberus version? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, I think he's thinking of the "large three-headed guard dog" Cerberus, rather than the authentication system. You have to admit, it's going to be more effective at protecting your property than a camera-equipped Aibo.

  38. Ping hell - what about fingering it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want to see that.

  39. eXPoo is the object-oriented version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use-case diagram, anyone?

  40. Bah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I already remotely control my wife via e-mail...

  41. Conversion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In honor of AIBO's fourth anniversary

    So how many is that in human years?

  42. Aibo? Sony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Aren't these the people who sued a web site owner for releasing code he wrote to make his Aibo dance, under the DMCA? Should we really be promoting a company that files criminal charges against geeks for making their robot dogs dance? Shouldn't we at least force Sony to buy an Aibo ad on Slashdot to support our efforts to fight their perversion of law?

    A vote for Aibo is a vote against geek freedom. Pick your side.

    1. Re:Aibo? Sony? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      FYI, Sony and AIBOPet worked out a way for the AIBO community continue innovating without using the official SDK.
      Check out Legit-i-Mutt.
      Actually, I thinks Sony bent over backwards to sort it out with AIBOPet, so give Sony a break!

  43. Annoying post habit by bishmasterb · · Score: 1

    I know its been mentioned before, but since it still continues... Can the posters please try to refrain from always including a "...this is cool, but I'm not interested until..." comment at the end of nearly every story. This story's version of course is "I just want them to produce the Cerberus? version." Which isn't as bad as normal by comparison. Posters, we know you are ultra-cool, knowledgeable uber-geeks never satisified with anything that comes along because you can always envision something better. Please just don't remind us every time you post a story. Thanks

    1. Re:Annoying post habit by bishmasterb · · Score: 1

      Yes, even if you think it's funny.

  44. I can't wait... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 1

    From: pczc@mindspring.com
    To: my_aibo@mindspring.com
    Subject: Unknown person in the kitchen

    while (unknown.stillStanding()) {
    unknown.humpLeg();
    try {
    Thread.sleep(60000);
    } catch (Exception e) {
    ; //ignore interrupted exceptions - no vanity here...
    }
    unknown.evaluate()
    }

    --
    668: Neighbour of the Beast
  45. Only on one condition by nounderscores · · Score: 1

    Ok, I'll agree to it if you give me a shotgun and a whole lot of shells....

    And maybe a good medical insureance contract.

    Hey maybe we could write a mod for a popular first person shooter engine which is something like that.

    And maybe somebody who can shout instructions like "go up the fire escape... room 303... turn left... no other left!" *boom* "Damn."

    Yeah, I think i'd better do this in the virtual world, rather than have to explain to my kid that the dutchman gave him green eyes.

  46. Email Example by telstar · · Score: 1

    Received: from robber.com thief@robber.com [111.111.177.031]) by mail.sony.com (8.8.3/8.6.12) with SMTP id RAA01500 for aibo@sony.com; Mon, 21 Apr 1997 17:53:13 -0500
    Date: Tue, 20 May 2003 17:53:13 -0500
    From: mr_theif@dont.write.me.ill.write.you.com
    Message- Id:
    To: aibo@sony.com
    Subject: Come to poppa!

    1) Goto door
    2) Unlock door
    3) Come to poppa
    4) Sit Ubu sit! Good dog. Woof!

  47. What I want to know is... by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

    can you run a webserver on it, and if it gets slashdotted, will the Aibo roll over and play dead?

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  48. Where are the sex robots? by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 3, Funny
    You know you want one. You know that's what will launch the robot industry just like sex lit a fire under the video industry and the internet and just about everything else.

    A robot that licks and begs and follows orders is great, but not when it's a dog.

    As for home defense, well, when the robot is not otherwise occupied (with sex or cleaning house or making me dinner, dammit) it's dressed in it's Carrie Anne Moss "Trinity" outfit and in full Kung-Fu mode.

    Yeah, I have a sick, perverse and chauvinistic mind, but it's a very focused sick, perverse chauvinism, and that's a good thing. I think.

    Actually, these robots would liberate women from having to deal with twisted desires and expectations of men raised on anime and Maxim magazine, and they can go form knitting circles or covens or whatever it is they do on "girl's night out."

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  49. Re:fp? by telstar · · Score: 1

    Speaking of which ... check that site out. It looks more like ROB the robot on Mars, but it's cool nonetheless...

  50. 32 MB? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I heard somewhere that 640K should be plenty

  51. Aibo AI Mind by Mentifex · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Aibo AI Mind is available to make your pet robot dog a more intelligent companion for you.

    The User Manual of the Aibo Kennel Club Robot Artificial Mind teaches you how to interact with the Aibo AI Mind.

    A more recently updated Mentifex AI version is freely available for tinkering and for installation in more humanoid robots than the Aibo.

    Technological Singularity is on its way -- thanks to the Sony Aibo robot dog!

  52. Woof! Woof! by AndroidCat · · Score: 2

    "Hello, you've got burglars!"

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  53. not quite Cerberus, but... by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

    You could probably build a Kerberos version =)

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