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Have You Seen This Segway?
Kringle writes "An April 28th theft of a Segway from a home in Kent, Washington appears to be the first of its kind. The Smoking Gun has a copy of the police report. The good news is that the thief didn't get the keys and is lugging around a big paperweight. No word yet from the Grand Theft Auto team about including a Segway in their next game release."
These arrogant a-holes who wheeling around all willy nilly telling people about their new toy was bound to get one stolen...
my way your way gateway segway
Can you imagine trying to take out a group of Harikrishnas? They would probably clobber you.
f. Someone got tired of watching this lazy(1) shithead(2) tool around on a $5000 penis extension, so they cut the chain and tossed it into the river.
(1) 83 pounds, and he doesn't carry it inside? Come on. That beats even the "too lazy to walk" thing.
(2) $5000 toy, $5 chain. Get a real lock.
Hey - Anyone know where O.J. was at the time?
Hmmm...deja vroom.
yea, but Segways are so much more 'advanced' and are only for the 'enlightened'. if you are not 'enlightened' you are not allowed on one. the laws of greenpeace forbid it.
Eve Fairbanks says I drive a hybrid!LOL
Yeah, but you look like less of a fag in a pinto.
V and B are the same letters in the Japanese, so maybe the cop has some intersting Engrish skills?
Anti-theft devices don't really help you in this situation eh? What a piece of shit... When people could spend time trying to cure diseases, they would rather spend time making a faggier ride than a bananna seat bicycle. Electronic fag bashing!
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