Wireless Wine Monitoring
Wynken de Word writes "An article in Canada's Globe and Mail says 'vineyard owner Don King is coaxing 30,000 plants to grow grapes of exactly the right colour, size and sweetness to produce great ice wine and other fine vintages...with the help of judicious watering, a knowledge of the age-old art of viniculture -- and electronic sensing devices linked together in a wireless network.' Using an Intel-based TinyOS and TinyDB, multiple sensing devices monitor grape micro climates and help determine irrigation and frost patterns."
As an avid wine consumer (not the french word;P) you can have no idea how happy this makes me. My cellar is currently stocked with ~130 bottles, mostly from SE Australia (Cabs) and quite a few from upstate NY where I live. Managing the microclimate to produce consistent wines is far more important than trying to hit a home run. I shy away from buying multiple cases of wine until I sample several different bottles of the same year, just on the chance that I got lucky.
Now if I only owned a larger back yard.....
This starts wine down the mass production route where they all taste the same. The grape variety is what gives wine is distinctiveness. If you had a whole vienyard the same you couldn't have nice blends. What about for sweet wines where they have the fungus growing, botrytus (i think thats how its spelt), they would go all wrong.
-- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
owner Don King is coaxing 30,000 plants to grow grapes of exactly the right colour, size and sweetness
because of legal issues they had to replace the word boxers with plants
I can't say I've ever known a wine with wires.
Seriously though, as more product based (manufacturing and farming) companies turn to wireless technology the potential for disaster grows. Someone spoofing these plants' state could seriously write-off the crop. I'm counting the days until I see the first wireless industrial sabotage.
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And here I thought it was something to keep those pesky Windows APIs from getting all uppity.
That's not a soda... it's a caffeine delivery device!
I forgot to mention that this would eliminate yearly changes. Every year would be the same. you wouldn't get the great vintages. Also how would you know that you have the best vintage possible if its always the same.
-- Karma Karma Karma Karma, Karma Chameleon - Boy George
In fact it is illegal for many regions of France to water vineyards.
I'll do it for cheesy poofs.
Using an Intel-based TinyOS and TinyDB, multiple sensing devices monitor grape micro climates and help determine irrigation and frost patterns.
Now, if they had only used AMD chips, the increased heat alone would have obviated the need to check for frost patterns!
This is hilarious. A first for Slashdot: the high-brow flame war.
Let those suits tell us we're a bunch of unsophisticated cretins now. =p