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Investigating Artificial Black Holes

Robber Baron writes "I remember years ago watching a cartoon in which an inventor had managed to create 'portable holes.' Now along those lines, according to this story in the Christian Science Monitor, scientists are on the threshhold of developing the 'do-it-yourself black hole' (Well, no, it's not quite do-it yourself as you need a pretty large collider to pull it off.) They're hoping to use the new Large Hadron Collider at the European Center for Nuclear Research to create many tiny black holes and observe the Hawking Effect as they dissipate. Keep your shotgun handy though, as they are more than likely going to open up a portal into another dimension and all sorts of nasties are going to come pouring out."

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  1. we're all gonna die! by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep your shotgun handy though, as they are more than likely going to open up a portal into another dimension and all sorts of nasties are going to come pouring out.

    dear lord, haven't we learned our lesson from Doom, Stargate and Half-Life ?!

    science, it's done nothing but cause trouble.

    Mike

    1. Re:we're all gonna die! by Dopefish128 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our new transdimensional alien overlords.

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    2. Re:we're all gonna die! by EverDense · · Score: 5, Funny

      dear lord, haven't we learned our lesson from Doom, Stargate and Half-Life ?!

      Yes, we have!

      Press the console key and type "+GOD MODE".

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    3. Re:we're all gonna die! by Art+Tatum · · Score: 5, Funny
      Press the console key and type "+GOD MODE"

      No, no, no. It's "iddqd". Followed by "idkfa". And there is no console! You must be one of those young whipper snappers we've been hearing about lately. :-)

    4. Re:we're all gonna die! by orangesquid · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, we'll just post the hole to slashdot, and it'll get slashdotted out of existence, like normal.

      Wait... the goatse hole didn't quite get slashdotted.. but then again, that wasn't a front page story. Any Slashematicians who can ponder this delicate rump-roast of a question?

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  2. Is this dangerous? by Sanity · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I always thought that if a black hole existed on Earth there would be a risk that it would start to pull in the matter around it, exponentially increasing its own mass and eventually sucking in the entire planet.

    I assume this won't happen, but can anyone explain why?

    1. Re:Is this dangerous? by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reference to the Hawkings Effect is the key. Steve H. has a well accepted theory that black holes leak. The smaller they are the faster they leak. (It's basically a quantum effect, if the black hole is low enough mass the singularity is close enough to the event horizon to let some matter tunnel out and escape. The event horizon shrinks further until the black hole evaporates.) If all goes right the holes we could create with our limited technology couldn't last long enough to cause any problems. This of course is all just theory, if he's wrong there will be hell to pay.

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    2. Re:Is this dangerous? by CrazyDuke · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Matter is mostly empty space, so much so, that every time you touch something, there is a small amount of overlap before the electromagnetic repulsion of the electron shells is enough to stop it. If they are dealing with what I think they are (no I haven't RTFA yet), these are probably micro black holes that are subatomic in size.

      Even though the mass has colapsed, the black hole still has the mass of its creation (from the hadron collision). Think of it this way, if the sun suddenly collapsed in on itself and became a black hole (It doesn't have enough mass to do it itself, but lets just say.), the earth and all the other planets would still orbit it. They would not spontainiously be drawn to it more, for the sun, despite its change of state, still has the same mass.

      Taking these two points, the gravity effect on the surrounding matter is not enough to draw it into the black hole because gravity has very little effect on the subatomic level. So, the black hole would have to practically wander into other particles in order to gain mass. Except matter is mostly empty space, so that it is unlikely. Even if it does gain mass by colliding with another subatomic particle, the chances of it not disapainting before it smacks into another are very slim. I am not exact on the theories, but I think the probability is a technicality kind of like the one where it is technically possible to run through a wall without disturbing the wall (it is how diodes work).

      You may have a point if it does not dissapate, but even then, it is not as bad as you think.

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  3. Gordon, by Phosphor3k · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are late. They were expecting you in the test chamber ten minutes ago. Suit up and proceed there immediately.

  4. It was Wile E Coyote by Enraged_jawa · · Score: 5, Informative

    I remember years ago watching a cartoon in which an inventor had managed to create 'portable holes.

    That was Wile E. Coyote in the Roadrunner, first introduced in the 1952 cartoon "Beep Beep".

    I think the Acme corporation has the patent on them, along with Jet powered Roller Skates, Coyote-sized Slingshots, Dehydrated Boulders, Do-It-Yourself Tornadoes, spring-loaded Boxing Gloves, dropping Anvils from Tightropes, Jet-propelled Pogo sticks and Unicycles, and Fake Railroad Crossings.

    1. Re:It was Wile E Coyote by antiquark · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The thing that always stuck me about Wile E Coyote's plans is that occasionally he would have a brilliant plan, but something would go wrong, the rope would come loose, or the buckle would break.

      Then he's move onto the next plan.

      I'd be yelling at the TV, "Try it again! It's a good bloody plan!"

      The other amusing thing about this is I keep seeing the same situation in real life. Someone would try one thing, it would go wrong, and they'd decide it was obviously a bad idea, whereas thats not necessarily the case.

    2. Re:It was Wile E Coyote by toddhunter · · Score: 5, Funny

      The thing that always struck me is how come he was always starving if he could afford to buy jet-powered rocket skates?

  5. Portable Holes by Dachannien · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just don't put your portable hole inside a bag of holding.

  6. Already been done by Pall+Agamemnides · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe someone already make an artificial black hole about two or three years ago... It was located at the New York Stock Exchange.

  7. Re:What if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    What if hawking was wrong, and hawking radiation doesn't kill them off?

    Sue Hawking, duh.

  8. Re:Christian Science Monitor? by NoData · · Score: 5, Informative

    Despite it's name, and the fact that it is, indeed, owned by Christian Scientists, the Christian Science Monitor is actually considered a reputable paper (scroll down for CSM), with high-quality journalism. It has a more centrist or even liberal bent, not Christian right.

  9. Old News by Boglin · · Score: 5, Funny

    These scientist want to study structure which anything can enter, but nothing can leave? /dev/null

  10. In all seriousness by xihr · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Natural cosmic ray (probably created by supernovae or hypernovae) are far more energetic than any puny little collision we can muster. Concerns about doing something bad because of our particle collider experiences is unwarranted; if something bad were potentially laying in wait, it would have already been sprung billions of years ago from cosmic rays events. The most energetic cosmic ray -- consisting of a single proton -- had the kinetic energy of a hard-thrown fastball.

  11. Aside by mindstrm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    from all the other reasons, it's because a black hole doens't have any magic "sucking powers"

    Beyond the event horizon, it acts as any other massive body.

    A black hole the same size mass as the sun would be much smaller, but at our distance from it, gravity would be the same, so the earth would continue to orbit...

    That kind of thing.

    So would a little black hole be dangerous? Sure.. you have to have a way to keep it in place, with electric fields or whatever... but other than that... it's not really a big issue.
    Beyond it's event horizon, a black hole is just another massive object.

  12. Next time, Read the Story FIRST! by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Informative
    From the article.

    "But wait", I hear you say, "Has anyone considered that creating artificial black holes might not be the best idea?" The idea of creating black holes in the laboratory has to give one pause. I mean, how can anyone resist the urge to imagine future headlines like "Artificial Black Hole Escapes Laboratory, Eats Chicago" or some such thing? In reality, there is no risk posed by creating artificial black holes, at least not in the manner planned with the LHC. The black holes produced at CERN will be millions of times smaller than the nucleus of an atom; too small to swallow much of anything. And they'll only live for a tiny fraction of a second, too short a time to swallow anything around them even if they wanted to. If it makes you feel any more comfortable, we're pretty sure that if the LHC can produce black holes, then so can cosmic rays, high-energy particles that smash into our atmosphere every day. There are probably a few tiny black holes forming and dying far above you right now. So I think we should all relax, fire up the Large Hadron Collider, and get ready for a view of the universe that we've never seen before.

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  13. Re:What if by DigiShaman · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Any life forms that are stupid enough to try to create black holes on their own planet deserve what they get." Should the world hold a democratic vote to whether or not we want to participate in the ultimate Darwin Award entry? I mean, FUCK... I can just imagine all the aliens laughing there asses off.

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  14. Oh my. by NegativeK · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I fear that this post may be lost in the numbers surrounding it, but it needs to be said. First off, I'd like to give an example of how utterly tiny this thing will be. If the sun were to turn into a black hole instantly, its event horizon would have a 3km radius. For the sun, that's extraordinarily tiny. According to the article, this thing should have the mass of a couple hundred protons. That's, in case you can comprehend these numbers, 1.67*10^-25. Now, the radius of this bugger will be that times 1.48*10^-27. Yeah. That's FREAKING TINY. 2.47*10^-52 tiny. Many many many orders of magnitude less than the Planck distance.

    Now, to address another issue. Hawking radiation is a pretty solidly entrenched idea. Particle and anti-particle pairs do form in space - the existance of the particles which are a part of it have been experimentally verified through the Casimir effect, which is Googleable. So worries about that not happening are pretty unnecessary. And, as many others have stated, these microscopic black holes have been forming and evaporating all the times due to cosmic rays right above our heads.

    For those who wish to learn more about black hole physics, I have to suggest an excellent source for the layman: Jillian's Guide to Black Holes. She can explain things in simple terms, and has some hefty gravitational wave and Penrose diagrams for the really interested.

    Oh, and P.S.: If the world really is sucked up by a black hole, it'll be a saving grace for all of the physicists who have been extraordinarily wrong for the past three-quarters of a century. ^-^

    And yet another P.S.: For those physicists out there, what interesting things start to happen with black holes at scales this much past the Planck length? I believe that I've read somewhere about quantum gravity showing up heavily, but I'm unsure. =)

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  15. Proven? by adipocere · · Score: 5, Informative
    It's worth pointing out that Hawking Radiation has never been observed. It's theoretical. We've got some really solid evidence for the existence of black holes. We don't have anything for Hawking Radiation.

    Not long ago, I attended a symposium where the presenter made a decent case, using some of the same arguments from QM that Hawking used, plus some other bits (sorry, don't have the notes), that Hawking Radiation would actually be forbidden by other physical laws. While the stuff at Ph.D. level and beyond me, it wasn't for the rest of the audience - and they couldn't poke any holes in it right away. Or by the end of the Q and A session.

    Is it fringe? Sure. Be nice to verify, though, in the face of what could be a world-ending event. If black holes exist sans Hawking Radiation, we'd be in quite a bit of trouble upon the production of even the smallest one. Probably wise to check that little problem out. I'm not advising doing anything wacky and superparanoid, like building it on the Moon

    Scientific method is great, but when it comes to doing planet-wide experiments, you get a sample size of 1 and no control group. Oh, and no "do-overs." This is Chicken Little, signing off.

  16. Picture of a black hole event... by Ed_Moyse · · Score: 5, Informative
    This is cool! I've come to work today and found you all talking about us!



    Many people have already pointed out that black holes are not going to destroy the earth, but I guess people might be interested in this, which is a simulation of what a black hole event might look like. It shows an end-on view of the the ATLAS detector (picture), with most of the noise and rubbish taken out.

    The curved, coloured lines are tracks left by charged particles. The green ring is the electromagnetic calorimeter, whilst the red ring is the hadronic calorimeter. Calorimeters just measure energy - so the histograms radiating out show how much energy was deposited at each point. So by looking at the histograms you can get an idea of how energetic the track was. Hope that makes sense!


    Incidentally, the picture is zoomed to show the interesting detail better. The detector is extremely large! Look here for a picture that shows people standing next to it ... it's about 5 storeys high, and is in a cavern 100m underground which is about 13 storeys high. Oh, and I work on it...