More Clones!
randy_harvey writes "Another University has taken the leap into the fray of cloning animals today. This time it's the University of Idaho in Moscow, ID. They have successfully Cloned a Mule!"
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It will hardly help them discover if a clone can reproduce naturally.
If you think 6 is too few, clone your own reasons!
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6. Doesn't everyone need a Mini Me?
5. It would be kind of cool to go to a Halloween party as the Matrix ghost twins, wouldn't it?
4. If someone clones you without permission, sue them under the DMCA.
3. You can still sleep in and miss that exam, and take the exam too.
2. With enough clones, some weapons, and a camcorder, anyone can make a better "Attack of the Clones" movie than George Lucas did
1. Halle Barry's for everyone!
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Geesh. The are probably a bunch of jackasses who haven't even thought through the ramifications of this. I could probably preach here all day till I am hoarse about the recklessness that is going on here by these cowboys. They are probably too mule-headed to care though.
Norris/Palin 2012
Fact: We deserve leaders who can kick your ass and field dress your carcass.
A way to get mules that doesn't involve getting a horse drunk enough to jump a donkey!
The original runs just fine under several C64 emulators.
P.S. I heard this on NPR yesterday, so it couldn't have been today.
Have you ever actually seen two mules? I wasn't aware there were any that weren't completely identical. Well, if you can't beat'em, join'em...
/me "clones" a potato
"Time will tell, but since Funny Cide is a gelding, and can't stud, I predict he'll be cloned"
Based on experiences, clones are often sickly animals; not really tolerable in a race-horse.
How will they take advantage of Funny Cide's winning bloodline? They are selling the stud services of Cide's sire, Distorted Humor.
For those of you using AOL, Funny Cide's father is not a gelding.
Don't blame Durga. I voted for Centauri.
Now we simply need to have a cow contest to find...
The World's Tastiest Cow
At which point we can start cloning it for mass consumption! Imagine, you can now own your very own "World's Tastiest Cow" in your very own back yard! The look on your neighbors face when you tell them you're still considered vegan because this cow has already been killed so when you eat it you can't be killing it - it was cloned dead!
Moo.
-Adam
It seems that every time another mammal is cloned, people reincarnate the debate about the morality of human cloning. Morality aside, the difficulty with human cloning really lies in the current brute-force method of achieving the pregnancies. The team established 14 pregnancies using mule DNA in 113 attempts. Eight of the pregnancies continued to at least the 40-day stage when heartbeats were detected. The 12% chance of getting pregnant at all, followed by the 43% chance that you will miscarry if you do conceive, results in a really difficult job of recruitment. Want human clones? Develop artificial womb.
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but in practice there is.
On the grounds that the mule is a clone, I demand they nickname it Duncan Idaho Gem!