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Updating the Pirate Anime FAQ

Joe Curzon writes "Over two years ago, I created what is now probably the most comprehensive and detailed guide to spotting bootleg and counterfeit anime/manga related goods - The Pirate Anime FAQ. A special version of the FAQ has also been published at numerous Anime Conventions around the USA. However due to commitments in the "real world" I have not been able to update FAQ almost a year. :( I would like to iron out any creases and update the whole thing in one go, so I was wondering what improvements would the Otaku readers of /. recommend? The DVD section and Fansub section are in need of the most attention and I plan to deal with that soon, but I was also wondering if there were any subtle changes I could make to improve the FAQ as well?"

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  1. If you see it on eBay... by confused+philosopher · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you see it on eBay and they say it comes on CD-R, then I'd recommend avoiding it ;-)

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  2. improvement by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny
    I was wondering what improvements would the Otaku readers of /. recommend?
    I think an index on number of tentacles would be appropriate.
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  3. Star Trek Fans by AtariAmarok · · Score: 5, Funny

    "To you, it may mean "enthusiastic anime fan", but to anyone who actually speaks Japanese, it means "pathetic loser with no life"."

    This reminds me of Star Trek fans who get hung up on the difference between Trekkie and Trekker. Once they start to care about this distinction, all hope of obtaining a life is gone with the wind (or, gone with a stream of tachyon particles, as it may be)

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  4. Tentacle rape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "There are individual anime series that have grossed more than the Matrix worldwide."

    If it is tentacle rape Hentai, it grosses anyone who sees it.

  5. Re:Otaku by Mika_Lindman · · Score: 3, Funny

    what improvements would the Otaku readers of /. recommend?

    word "Otaku". To you, it may mean "enthusiastic anime fan", but to anyone who actually speaks Japanese, it means "pathetic loser with no life".

    So what do you think "/. reader" means to anyone who speaks english?

  6. Strange English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Contrary to some beliefs anime and manga products with English that is either strange, doesn't make sense or is just plain nonsense is not a clue to spotting unlicensed goods.

    What you say!!

  7. Re:Yeah... by blincoln · · Score: 5, Funny

    If its not licenced in America, its not illegal.

    I see a need for a related article: the Ridiculous Justifications for Media Piracy FAQ. Here, I'll start it off:

    Q: If I keep my pirated media for less than 24 hours, is it legal?

    A: The answer is yes! Copyright law clearly allows for a trial period on any media!

    Q: If I pirate a video game that is at least ten years old, is it legal?

    A: Absolutely! Copyrights are totally dependent on the commercial availability of the work!

    Q: If I pirate a game or movie, but call it a "backup," is it legal?

    A: Of course! Consumers have the right to back up and own any media they can get their hands on!

    Q: If I pirate media that is not available in my area, is it legal?

    A: No question! Media corporations are legally obligated to release their product in all parts of the world, or give up all rights!

    Q: If I cannot afford a movie or game, is it legal to pirate it instead?

    A: Once again, the answer is yes! Media ownership is a right, not a privilege!

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  8. Anime.... by Hilleh · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are four basic anime plotlines:

    1) Scantily clad girl uses super powers to save world.(Evangalimoon (sp?), Ghost in the Shell)

    2) Group of characters with amusing defining characteristics saves world in their own unique (Sealab)

    3) Big fucking robots blow shit up, shitty subplot with overdrawn romantic scenes and ludicrously dumb villains. (Gundam)

    4) Brooding dark Swordsman or Vampire does lots of brooding dark stuff, girl falls in love with him cause he's "mysterious", saves world from unspeakable evil. (Samauri X, Vampire Hunter X, D or what have you)

    1. Re:Anime.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is one basic type of human:

      1) The over-generalizing one.

  9. Re:Greed? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    That is quite possibly the stupidest analogy that I have ever heard used to justify stealing other people's property.

    Information does not want to be free, you do not want to have to pay for it.