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Gentoo Offers PPC LiveCDs
drunkentiger writes "Ripped right off their homepage: In a recent Slashdot article, someone asked if it were possible to create a fully-featured bootable Linux LiveCD for the Macintosh.
We thought this was a great idea. So today, we are releasing two full-featured LiveCDs for the PowerPC: one with KDE 3, and another with GNOME 2. Take a look at the KDE LiveCD running MacOS X in a window via Mac on Linux. LiveCDs can be downloaded here or from these mirrors."
An on-topic first post troll! Congrats!
wonk, wonk wonk, not only a troll but a bible thumping one at that!
...but then I realized there wasn't anything in it that wasn't pretty much true. If anything it's flamebait...but correct flamebait. Sorry.
-Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat
Once upon a time whilst walking in a park I asked a geek "Do you have a girlfriend?". He responded with a very puzzled look. "A girlfriend?," he mused, "Who is the developer?". I chuckled and told him this was not an open source project. He then became slightly angry and inquired, "Are you trying to insult me? Only the best geeks use open source only! What planet are you living on?!". I reassured him I was well aware of his integrity as a geek (white skin, clumsy, pants that are too short, lack of daily shower, pocket protector etc), and explained, "A girlfriend is a female who to a male (most oftenly a male) has an intimate friendship." He gave me a very confused look. "I have never heard of such a thing.. this.. g-g-irlfriend?" He asked me, sounding very baffled. "I have heard of friends before, those pets other people have. But what is this thing you say.. Grill?". "Girl," I corrected. Then I asked him to sit down on a bench nearby so I could explain it too him, the poor, helpless thing. I told him that for human beings to reproduce, sexual intercourse must occur between a male and a female. "Perhaps you hear the trolls mention a thing called "pussy" on slashdot?". The geek burst into laughter, "Haha, you have been browsing at -1 lately, haven't you? You know that is just troll talk. Those silly trolls never have anything intelligent to say."
My face turned serious. "My dear geek, are you not aware of the female population amongst you? Do you not stare in the street and want to hump a post when you pass by a hot, slim, gorgeous looking chick with a firm bust and well sculpted ass?". The geek immediately began to appear as if he was having a nervous breakdown. His glasses began to fog up and he took them off to wipe them with this linux embroidered shirt, "I think I know what you are talking about. Those things are icky. They have cooties. Get away from me!" I felt offended. "Nonsense, I pleaded! Pussy is a beautiful thing. A sacred thing that you should strive to give pleasure to." The geek would not listen and he began to cry. "STOP IT!! You are EVIL!!" He then, quite geekishly, skipped off down the path.
I walked back to my house feeling rather disheartened. 'Why don't they listen to me' I asked myself? When I got home my girlfriend opened the door. She was wearing short-shorts and a sports bra. She had been doing the thigh master for the past 30 minutes and was sweating. I could see her dark nipples underneath her slightly damp bra. Oh god I could fuck her to the moon and back. I could smell her horniness the second I took my shoes off. I chased her, both of us laughing, to our bedroom [THE FOLLOWING has been censored for the well-being of geeks].... Six hours later, finally satisfied a little, I sat up and noticed that same geek hiding in the trees. He had been watching us the entire time. I swear his penis had to have been the size of a fucking horse cock (not bad for a geek, i might add), and he appeared as if he had gone into a state of shock. I could see cum stains forming near the bulge of his pant zipper. I thought to myself. There is one geek, finally brought into the real world.
Linux is such a pain in the ass.
As much as anyone in the past 100 years, Einstein spoke and wrote passionately against the evils of the military mentality, whether found in a government's forcing its young to join armies or in its stockpiling weapons to annihilate the next enemy. The culture becomes contaminated with martial thinking. "Our schoolbooks glorify war and conceal its horrors," Einstein wrote. "They indoctrinate children with hatred. I would teach peace rather than war, love rather than hate."
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http://www.commondreams.org/views/022100-101.ht
Only if you're talking about those stupid 1980's 5.0 Mustang tweakers. You put a lot of time and effort into it and it's still a piece of shit.
You can't polish a turd.
It's "faeces"
plz fix kthx
OMG IT TAKES A lonG TiEm TO BOTO!
waaaaaah, plzgimme a BeBox taht bewts teh fast so i can get to my animal pr0n fastar!
Later that evening....
"Hey babe, wanna go do it?"
"Um...no?"
Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus.
Try it. Go ahead. I dare you. :-)
It's survived before, and it'll survive again. And again, and again.
have you ever tried sucking man's cock? perhaps it's a step up from using mac os x
I believe that MySQL was the best software out there. It holds all my information including my address book, personal finance, mp3 list, and much much more. Of course I don't trust it cause it sucks big asshole. Talk about major dataloss. Fuckers.
Actually, Pussy is warm. What exactly have you been sleeping with?
F4ck you. 1980 5.0 Nusgtang tweaters are ths shiznits bomb! You can't polish a turd. But in soviet russia a turd can polish you!
sometimes it's also the motive to be blantantly obvious you cocksucking geek
Here's your buttorrent link!
Beacuse i nkow peopel liek yuo sit hear all dae trying to fiend soem way to jusiyfy teh ftac taht you aer a homeoseusxl.
111 to 74. ok, this is decent considering the recent past. keep it up, my brothers
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That ought to do it. Now Mr. Hello.jpg will have to shut it down for another 2 weeks at least.
I love gentoo but some of the reason that you guys have for liking it are just wrong. If you know how to use red hat or mandrake you do not have to have dependency hell or a slow system. If you install apt-get for rpm then you can just type apt-get install blah to install the package and all of its dependencies. How hard is that. Also, just becasue RedHat ships with KDE and GNOME it doesnt mean that you have to use them. It takes almost no thought to type apt-get wmaker and then add a Windowmaker script to /etc/X11/gdm/Sessions. I'm typing this on a RedHat 9 system with windomaker on galeon. You Gentoo people should know espessially, the base installation isn't everything. None of which shipped with redhat. So stop being idiots.