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Copyright Defeats?

Uruk asks: "Over the last few years, we've seen what looks like the victory of copyright and business interest at the expense of the consumer. There's been The DMCA, the UCITA, all of the legal wranging over DeCSS, and so on. Copyright holders can even shut your website down without doing the research about whether or not it was appropriate. Johansen did seem to be acquited of some of what was brought against him as a result of the DeCSS situation, but that was in Norway. Does anyone know of any copyright or consumer victories on the net in the last few years? Something that limits the abilities of these laws, or otherwise acts in the copyright spirit of free use? My hat is off to GNU and EFF, even Project Gutenberg. What is the status of this ongoing battle? I'm looking for the sunny side to a situation that seems littered with defeat."

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  1. There is no hope. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Reistance is futile. Hillary Rosen will copyright your children's DNA and patent the cold virus they catch that makes them sick.

    Expect to pay licensing fees when you make a baby or catch a cold.

  2. Winner by clinko · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know of a copyright winner, it was this company named ____________

    Copyrighted name though, can't talk about it.

  3. Sunny Side! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The sunny side is that with Kazaa, Direct Connect, etc I've managed to fill up several hard drives worth of copyrighted material that keeps me quite happily entertained!

    Victory is ours! muhahahaha

    1. Re:Sunny Side! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's great. What's your Kazaa userid?
      ~not the MPAA

  4. Re:Another news: US 'abused rights post-9/11' by drdale · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, c'mon, how can CNN be expected to cover a minor story like that when Martha Stewart is about to be indicted?

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  5. Naked chicks or gold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'd take the gold only because you can buy the naked chicks later with it.

  6. That reminds me of a saying... by juuri · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... that I read not along ago and it went something like this:

    "The children of today are lazy, without respect and lacking god."

    Sounds pretty common right? This was a rough translation of a tablet from Mesopotamia dated to around 2200 BC. Over 4000 years and ain't a damn thing changed.

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    1. Re:That reminds me of a saying... by ObviousGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      Can you imagine how industrious and well-disciplined the first few people must have been?

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  7. Sign the petition now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Petitions work! Especially anonymous petitions from the Internet!

  8. Re:Corporate influence by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2, Funny
    No matter what we do, in a couple of years everything will be owned by only a handful of companies...

    You're being unamerican. The FCC says that media consolidation is a Good Thing. Among other things, it'll guarantee that when the millions of tons of WMD are found in Iraq, there won't be any stray reporters looking behind the curtain. That would be dangerous for them; WMD can be dangerous to the untrained.

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  9. Re:land of the free... by loadquo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Try compiling this

    #include
    struct IntellectualMaterial
    {
    bool canBeCopied;
    double copyrightRunOut;
    };

    class DecentDemocracy
    {
    virtual void SensibleCopyRight(IntellectualMaterial IP)= 0;
    };

    class USDemocracy : public DecentDemocracy
    {
    void DMCA(IntellectualMaterial IP)
    {
    IP.canBeCopied =false;
    }
    void UnendingCopyRight(IntellectualMaterial IP)
    {
    IP.copyrightRunOut = atof("+INF");
    }
    };

    USDemocracy USD;

  10. Speaking of copyright defeats... by EverDense · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't it ironic that the last screen of the new Metallica film clip holds the words:
    "For all the people impacted by San Quentin your spirit will forever be a part of Metalllica.
    -James, Lars, Kirk and Robert"

    I wonder if any of the San Quentin inmates are in there for pirating Metallica off Napster? ;-)
    Copyright violators are, after all, "Dangerous Criminals".

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  11. IN SOVIET RUSSIA... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    ...copyrights hold YOU!

  12. Re:land of the free... by gbnewby · · Score: 2, Funny

    Cute. For those of you without compilers handy:

    # g++ a.cc
    a.cc:9: warning: all member functions in class `DecentDemocracy' are private
    a.cc:25: cannot declare variable `USD' to be of type `USDemocracy'
    a.cc:25: because the following virtual functions are abstract:
    a.cc:10: virtual void DecentDemocracy::SensibleCopyRight(IntellectualMat erial)

  13. Re:Winds of change by dcmeserve · · Score: 2, Funny
    And speaking of which: I gotta run now; Dog Eat Dog is on...

    Ha! Technical advances, my foot -- where's your TiVo, man?

    (or other equivalent PVR) :)

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