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ArtBots - The Robot Talent Show

douglas repetto writes "Info on the participants in the Second Annual International ArtBots: The Robot Talent Show, to be held in New York this July, is now online. and there's lots of fun geek/tech/art candy. Participants include robots that draw, sculpt, and play musical instruments, as well as many with talents that are a bit harder to pin down."

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  1. Yeap... by Kshu · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is how everything started (http://www.terminator3.com/)...

  2. ArtBots? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I want FuckBots.

  3. 516 sensors? by lingqi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I am really sorry to bring this up, but this technology can probably be paired up with something like this for the most realistic (or, possibly good beyond realism) blowjob in the history of mankind...

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    1. Re:516 sensors? by CausticWindow · · Score: 1, Funny

      And what happens when WinBJ controlled RealDoll goes into a BJOD? Ouch.

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  4. as long as a robot can butcher by Savatte · · Score: 3, Funny

    Alicia Keyes' Fallin as well as any 12 year old with a desire to be on American Idol, count me in!

    Maybe soon they will have robots jamming on tennis rackets while one of them blasts old Beatles tunes.

  5. I want a spambot by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...that can filter my inbox. That's real art, man.

  6. Slashdot the robot? by michiel.h · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think someone slashdotted the scratch robot, 'cos he aint doin nothin.

    Now, slashdotting the scratch robot isn't a big deal, it isn't alive, but what about the skin-robot one? Their inventors claim it's alive. Would we be killing it?

    Are we murderers?

    Are YOU a murderer?

    Murderer!

  7. "Give it time" or "The Evolution of BS AI" by Anubis333 · · Score: 3, Funny

    With our current level of technology robots are incapable of existing in the art world. They may be able to create a useless, uninspired, simple meaningless object, scribble, or splatter, but they are incapable of the the silver tongued chaos, fraud, and illogic involved in passing off such pieces as anything other than what they are: sheer garbage.

    Longest. Sentence. Ever.

    CE

  8. Obligatory Bender reply. by Dolemite_the_Wiz · · Score: 2, Funny

    many with talents that are a bit harder to pin down.

    You mean like alcoholic, kleptomaniac, robots that are benders of steel?

    I know what you mean. How do you classify such a talent?

    Dolemite
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  9. New Fall Lineup for Fox? by RobSwider · · Score: 3, Funny

    I can see it now...

    Worlds Most Talented Robot

    15 Seconds to Robot Fame

    Who Wants to Marry a Robot?

    American Robot