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Cell Phone Number Portability Ruling

Ken@WearableTech writes "Checking the Court's Opinion site every day has paid off. Verizon's action on the FCC's number portability ruling was dismissed by the D.C. Court of Appeals. The court found that Verizon had waited far too long to bring the challenge and it also sided with the FCC's interpretation of the Law rather than Verizon. Barring any other action we may see number portability this year. Unfortunately, Verizon is already lobbying to have the law changed. But it was also nice to see Cingular was on the FCC's side of the case."

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  1. Verizon by Exiler · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is it just me, or have they been pissing off far to many social groups recently?

    Soon we're going to turn on the news and see "Verizon CEO viciously beaten in the street by working class, executives, geeks, and teenage girls"

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  2. Yeah, huh. by jspoon · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Checking the Court's Opinion site every day has paid off."

    Thank god you checked it every day, otherwise this would never have happened.

    1. Re:Yeah, huh. by Imperator · · Score: 4, Funny

      Just think how much more democracy we'd have if he had used a Perl script to check lots of sites and see whether they'd changed.

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  3. SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, now I can keep getting the same spam calls forever, even when I change companies.

  4. U.S. Patent office solves the issue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I suggest people patent their phone number.

    I've seen people patent their Social Security Number, revoke their SSN, and anyone caught using their Intelectual Property pay a handsome royalty.

    Do it! Do it now! Because god-damnit jim, I am a doctor and I should be the one holding the username doctorjim@yahoo.com as well as doctorjim@hotmail.com!

    But then again, that is a Publican's mentality. In the Christian world, you are known by your Persona and not the body your spirit lives within. Secretly, that is what Abraham Lincoln meant when he presented his "State Of The Union Speach." That combined the corpus with the persona; your persona is in the United States corporation, whilst the bodies are the States of America, but lest we not confuse the States of America with the securities (assets) secured by the United States corporation (citizens of the United States) that have a 1040 war bond with their name on it beheld by the Internation Banks in Switzerland.

    PS: Do not confuse the Common Law venue with the Federal Venue

    PS: Do not confuse the fifty united States of America with the United States (corporation). And for goodness sakes, read the senate reports on the 14th ammendment; they are racists emancipating the slaves into the United States corporation, instead of the slaves being manumitted.

  5. You wanna know what really happened? by bigmase521 · · Score: 5, Funny
    I put in a call to James Earl Jones. His personal assistant forwarded the message and he took time out of his busy break-dancing schedule to call me back.

    James (in signature voice): What's up bud?

    Me: Big Jimbo, you know this mess w/ Verizon trying to stop Cell Number portability? Is there anything ya can do about that?

    James: oh ho ho ho, Let me see what I can do my friend.

    Me: Well since we're on the subject, see what you can do about that "can you hear me now?" dude will ya?

    James: I'm only one man guy. One very famous, very well-respected, Toni Award-winning man *pauses* On second thought, let me see what I can do about that guy too, I just saw him on a commercial for the 132nd time today. I'll get back to ya.

    One down, one to go! Jimbo's clutch :)

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  6. Re:US Europe by thedbp · · Score: 4, Funny

    An American response ... although I bear no real sentimental attatchment to my country of origin, I still feel the need to retort to your indignation:

    1. We call them cell phones, yes. That is because our contracts put us into a state not unlike that of a turkish prison, with our phones being our "cell." Therefore, "Cell Phones".

    2. We pay for incoming calls because it is worth it to make it appear as if people want to talk to us. Remember, this is America, where status is much easier to buy.

    3. We don't use SMS because it costs a shitload more here than it does there. No joke here, just the fucked up truth.

    Once again, as an American, I would be disgusted to look at your awful semi-continent on a map, that is, if I could find it.

  7. Now what do by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1, Funny

    I do ? I was going to switch from AT&T and go with Verizon for better coverage on the NorthWest and SouthWest US. Any ideas of good companies ?

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  8. Re:the text by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Funny
    was gonna post the text from the pdf, but it couldn't pass the junk filter. What does that tell you?

    That you're a karma whore?

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  9. The race is on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cell phone number portability or HDTV on every channel.......
    GO!

  10. If your like me.. by craigtay · · Score: 3, Funny

    You switched cell phones specifically to get a new phone number. Stupid restraining orders..