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QuarkXPress 6 For Mac OS X

MikeXpop writes "Apple's front page shows that QuarkXPress has been announced for Mac OS X and will be available as of next week. Anyone else getting a flashback to when Diablo II was in stores?"

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  1. Double-take? by captnjameskirk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else getting a flashback to when Diablo II was in stores No, but I got whiplash when I saw the $899.95 pricetag! :)

    1. Re:Double-take? by JohnTheFisherman · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, but I got whiplash when I saw the $899.95 pricetag! :)

      Damn, no wonder Diablo II didn't sell well. That's steep.

    2. Re:Double-take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey, at least it's priced under $900.

    3. Re:Double-take? by Master+Bait · · Score: 3, Funny
      Hey, what's a few hundred bucks when they've added all those awesome features like the Automatic Star Button right on the toolbar and the ability to save your layout as an exceptionally lame static-sized web page? And not to mention an insanely great pallette of web safe colors!

      I'm ready with my credit card because I know that Operators are Standing By!

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    4. Re:Double-take? by forel · · Score: 2, Funny

      No flashbacks here, but I had to doublecheck to see if DukeNukem Forever was out. The 3drealms website says no, but I'm emptying my cache just to be sure.

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  2. This was by CptChipJew · · Score: 4, Funny

    really the last huge Mac application that wasn't ported to OS X. Now the brand new Macs at my school's newspaper can actually use the OS they were meant to run.

    I don't recall the name of the guy who runs Quark, but he was always known for talking about how the Mac is "a dying platform". He can also be seen making first post's to slashdot stories regarding BSD and Netcraft.

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  3. Flashback? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone else getting a flashback to when Diablo II was in stores?

    Ah yes.. because when I think of QuarkExpress, I immediately think of slaying demons, collecting precious gems, and casting magic spells on vicious great spiders.

    1. Re:Flashback? by tenton · · Score: 5, Funny

      You obviously have no idea how it is in the publishing industry. :P

  4. diablo II by iate138 · · Score: 5, Funny

    sure, because i always equate decapitating the undead with aligning text! bring me the +5 ringlets of helvetica!

  5. I won't bother to RTFA by GauteL · · Score: 4, Funny

    and I have no clue about Quark Express, so according to good tradition, this is the right story to post my opinion on.

    I just have to say that Quark Express is the worst f***** web browser EVER! And they've taken away all of the good options from the last version. Quite frankly I'm scared that Quark Express will be totally useless as a web browser with version 7.

  6. Trying it out now by pldms · · Score: 5, Funny

    Works well. I'm running it on GNU/Hurd v1.0. Shame I had to stop playing Duke Nukem Forever to check it out.

    Just popping out in my hover car...

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  7. For the Mac? by grub · · Score: 4, Funny


    Anyone else getting a flashback to when Diablo II was in stores?"

    For the Mac? Ohh two weeks ago.

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  8. Re:Very Pricey... by V.+Mole · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or save yourself several hundred dollars and pick up a copy of, say, Quickbooks Pro. No, it's not the same function as Quark, but neither is Photoshop, so I didn't think it mattered.

  9. You really have no idea what Quark is, do you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's not a 1337 graphx program. It's a desktop publishing application. One of the best widly used one.

    Saying to get photoshop over it is like saying to get a refrigerator instead of an oven just because they're both used in the kitchen.

    Quark and Photoshop have differnt purposes wholely.

  10. Viva la Quark! by May+Kasahara · · Score: 2, Funny
    When I saw this on the Macworld Expo website recently, I thought, "Huh... Quark still exists?"

    Guess it does :)

  11. SOJs by starcraftsicko · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, but I got whiplash when I saw the $899.95 pricetag!

    I'll trade you 5 SOJs for it!

  12. Re:Who cares? by thebiggs · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bugs? In Quark? That's crazy talk. Didn't you see? According to Apple, it "runs flawlessly" under OS X.

  13. Irony by babbage · · Score: 5, Funny

    Clearly, putting the word "express" in the name of the product reveals a sense of humor previously unsuspected at Quark... :-)

  14. Hey, Mr 9600 guy! by danigiri · · Score: 2, Funny

    WOW, now you'd better get a new 64MB SIMM to upgrade your good 'ol Mac!!! Otherwise you will not be able to run the latest version of Quark. You bought the previous version and the PM at the same time, right?

    Brace yourself for the speed bump in copying files. After the surrealistic experience, shut up.

  15. science fiction is becoming reality by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Funny


    Whew. We crossed the millenium and I was worried when I didn't see flying cars and silver clothes in the stores. Were the movies of the 1930's over-anticipating the future?

    Now that Quark Xpress 6.0 is announced for Mac OS X, I'm regaining my faith that I'll have a robot that can make beer in unlimited quantities.
  16. Re:Quark 6 or The Final Nail in InDesign's coffin by Theatetus · · Score: 3, Funny
    We used to be 90 percent Quark and 15 percent Pagemaker

    Wow... that must have been a big company.

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  17. Re:I'll Never Buy A Quark Product by fobbman · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly they have put the XP in QuarkXPress.

  18. hello, Quark? 2001 called... by jub · · Score: 3, Funny

    and they want their press release back.

  19. Re:Not so fast.... by mgs1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    What did you eat for lunch?

  20. Re:Quark 6 or The Final Nail in InDesign's coffin by LMariachi · · Score: 3, Funny

    Most InDesign users wouldn't be sending out InDesign format documents to prepress, they'd be sending PDFs.

  21. Re:Very Pricey... by fritter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Quickbooks Pro?!?!? iTunes is free!!!!

  22. Re:Yay! Um... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Moronic nerd post of the day!

    Quark is used to layout stuff like that issue of Maxim you've been drooling over or that Amazon.com ad in the Sunday paper. Its used to layout and design major publications with absolute accuracy.

    You don't make goddam webpages with it (I guess you could) of type up your resume. LaTeX? Let me guess, you're an engineering major posting from the dorm room?

  23. Re:Activation by Michael_Burton · · Score: 2, Funny

    OS X is now a real OS. It has Quark XPress...

    Yes, every real OS has its share of problems.

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