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Profile of a Hard-Core Gamer

brettlbecker writes "The NYTimes is running a story on Richard L. Stenlund, or, as players of MMORPG Anarchy Online undoubtedly know him, Thedeacon. Quote from the article: "Thedeacon is a celebrity. Mr. Stenlund, meanwhile, feels trapped - trapped in a town too far from big cities where big things happen, trapped in a hand-to-mouth existence, trapped in a mean little culture of cheap thrills and fast-food television." Infamy, perversion, bankruptcy, virtual protests, online counseling. How much do *you* accomplish in 7 hours a day?"

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  1. i know how he feels! by Horny+Smurf · · Score: 5, Funny

    "excellent" karma, but that doesn't impress girls in the "real" world.

  2. hehe by CheechBG · · Score: 5, Funny
    trapped in a town too far from big cities where big things happen, trapped in a hand-to-mouth existence, trapped in a mean little culture of cheap thrills and fast-food television.

    wow, so they pretty much summed up Comic Book Guy, now who is this guy again?

    /I got nothin' :)

  3. If I did this I would be wealthy too by teamhasnoi · · Score: 4, Funny
    Productivity went up by 56% after I installed the iLoo.

    Geez, no wonder the guy is lv 200, and rich in the game. It looks like he's trying to 'lay an egg' right now.

    Apparently, some people *can* mix their 'buisiness' with pleasure.

  4. Hardcore Gamer? by Kozz · · Score: 5, Funny
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  5. How much do *I* accomplish in 7 hours a day? by DrJohnnie · · Score: 5, Funny

    about 15 minutes of actual work....

  6. Asheron's Call kiled a man... (not really) by Schezar · · Score: 5, Funny

    I attend the Rochester Institute of Technology. My freshman year (so long ago -_-), a friend of mine had a room mate, let's call him Loser.

    Now, Loser seemed like a nice guy. He was quiet, he used his computer, ate his grub, and generally stayed out of my friend's way. In fact, he never said anything to my friend, or to anyone else as far as we were aware.

    You see, Loser played Asheron's Call. All the time. His body would sit there rigid, unmoving, while he leveled. My friend recalls a specific incident where he woke up to find Loser playing, went to several classes, played some D&D with all of us, and returned over 9 hours later to find him still playing the game. We know Loser had been playing the whole time: he was wearing the same towel he'd had on that morning, and the empty plate we assume he'd eaten breakfast off of was still sitting on his lap.

    Loser would ignore fire alarms (which at RIT, which adjoins the National Technical Institute for the Deaf, is no small feat). Loser would forget to eat. Loser would rarely go to class, shave, bathe, or move.

    The end of the year came, and Loser went home. He kept his computer hooked up and running right up until his parents had moved everything else to the car. I assume it was the first thing he unpacked.

    Loser still goes to RIT as far as I can tell. I saw him in the Engineering building once, so I think he's an engineering student.

    I never liked Loser. I wonder why...

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  7. Telling quote from the article by writertype · · Score: 5, Funny
    If a game is a rigidly defined artificial activity that is meant to be completed, or won, then products like Anarchy Online are in many ways not really games at all. Rather, they are full-fledged virtual sandboxes. Instead of castles, players build lives.
    He should try this in "Real Life". There's money, power, romance, derring-do... It's a rush.

  8. Interrogation by nounderscores · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agent Smith: As you can see, we've had our eye on you for some time now, Mr. Stenlund. It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Richard L. Stenlund, a struggling, frustrated 27-year-old computer repairman trapped in a town too far from big cities where big things happen, trapped in a hand-to-mouth existence, trapped in a mean little culture of cheap thrills and fast-food television. The other life is lived at the distant end of a strife-torn galaxy, where you are a genetically engineered mutant called Thedeacon and are guilty of virtually every soul-light dimming crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. I'm going to be as forthcoming as I can be, Mr. Stenlund. You're here because we need your help. We know that you've been contacted by a certain individual, a man who calls himself Morpheus. Now whatever you think you know about this man is irrelevant. He is considered by many authorities to be the most dangerous man alive. My colleagues believe that I am wasting my time with you but I believe that you wish to do the right thing. We're willing to wipe the slate clean, give you a fresh start and all that we're asking in return is your cooperation in bringing a known terrorist to justice.

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  9. Bladder of Steel? by DaRat · · Score: 5, Funny

    9+ hrs in the same spot? His name should have been "Bladder of Steel"!

    Or, [shudder] was there a large puddle at his feet?

  10. Re:so I'm addicted to: by Surak · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did you even read the second paragraph of Transient0's post?

    Medically the second and third are used, with the added caveat that it is not an activity or substance normally considered to be necessary for survival (otherwise we are all food, oxygen and sleep addicts).

    That would *exclude* air, water, food, caffeine, and probably UN*X as well. ;)

  11. Moderation is a good thing. by mekkab · · Score: 4, Funny

    Except on slashdot.

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  12. so let move to vegas! by jzarling · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Now, however, the couple's most important goal is to relocate to an exotic destination in this galaxy: Las Vegas." So he's a guy with a addictive peronality traits, and he is moving to Vegas?

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  13. I bet you haven't even tried! by Greyfox · · Score: 4, Funny
    Have you ever taken a seat next to a beautiful woman in a bar and said "Hey, Baby, my slashdot karma is excellent, mostly the result of moderations to my posts!"

    It could be the start of something beautiful. Be sure to let us know where you plan to try it so we can all be there to watch.

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  14. Re:Hey... by the_consumer · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are you sure you don't have a looser definition of "girl" than the rest of us? ;)

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  15. Re:I Smell an Elitist Hypocrite by Shawn+Baumgartner · · Score: 5, Funny

    It means that he's not one of the pinheads driving like an asshole, stealing the house plants by my front door, taking up two spaces in a crowded parking lot, or lobbying the government to enforce their particular morality on me at gunpoint. As far as I'm concerned, he's damn near royalty. ;)

  16. Positive Contribution by cyranoVR · · Score: 4, Funny
    My initial reaction was "this guy is a big-time loser." But then I thought about his story a little more deeply...

    First of all, his failiure in Real Life was probably inevitable - after all, it is fairly clear from the article that his AO addiction followed his failiure, not the other way around. He encountered failure, and chose to escape it through online gaming.

    Considering this, his situation is actually very similar - almost identical - to thousands (millions?) of other Americans - except that in his case you substitute

    "watches daytime TV all day"

    "is drunk of his ass all day"

    "sends spam emails all day"

    with

    "plays a MMORPG all 7 hours a day."

    Therefore, you have to recognize that at the very least his chosen activity is on the whole a positive, not negative, force. Sure, as its not helping him improve his Real Life (not yet anyway), but at least he is enriching others' lives through his contribution to AO. He's helping to make the game more enjoyable for dozens, hundreds or thousands of other people - therefore having a positive impact on people around him, however small.

    If more unemployed disillusioned types played online games all day instead of getting drunk and beating their kids, America might actually be a slightly better place.

    Fatter and pastier skinned, yes, but still slightly better.

  17. Advice for Mr. Stenlund, who hates the "false" by Zhe+Mappel · · Score: 4, Funny
    "I think people are generally false. Even sitting here with you, we are putting on a front. But in A. O. you can really let your true character out. If I want to be a pervert, I am able to do that in A. O. and be a pervert right off the bat."

    I grok that perv stuff, baby. Still, rumor has it the Internet will allow you to be a pervert without paying monthly fees. Also, you won't have to wear robes or carry a staff around, and you can accomplish it in somewhat less than 7 hours per day.