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Mars and the History of Antacids

An anonymous reader writes "NASA's retrospective today on the 1976 Mars Viking mission describes the first probe to orbit another planet, and the first biology experiments based on soil sampling. Program managers maintained a dynamic 'worry list', which included a 1970's computer that opened like a wireframe book. The all-important biology experiments could not be tested prior to launch, then lightning struck the probe components (at Kennedy's Explosive Safe Area Building)."

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  1. Why the Viking mission was accepted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    NASA managers found a way to convince the goverment to fund this mission: they told Bush that the martians are developing weapons of mass destruction. They have reliable intelligence: a complete report from secret agent Herbert G. Wells.

  2. What the heck? by Faust7 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I read the article and didn't see TUMS mentioned anywhere.

    1. Re:What the heck? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Informative

      It breifly mentioned that the stress of the deadline resulted in some taking antacids.

  3. Hot Nasa engineer by mad44 · · Score: 2, Funny

    http://www.astrobio.net/articles/images/computer_t est.jpg

    1. Re:Hot Nasa engineer by mhesseltine · · Score: 2, Informative

      And, quick HTML lesson: <a href="http://www.astrobio.net/articles/images/comp uter_test.jpg">Hot NASA engineer</a> Becomes

      Hot NASA engineer

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  4. Check out the babe testing that computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thankfully, hairdos miniaturized along with the computers.

  5. very short article by Artifex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nothing meatier than the summary in the body of it, either.

    History of antacids? Whatever. There's nothing especially finger-biting or stomach-churning mentioned in the text, except for a picture of a woman sticking "magnetic wires" "the size of a human hair" into an early computer with circuit boards that swing down - the "wireframe book," apparently.

    I'd have loved to have read about how difficult it was to keep materials from being contaminated with dust (shed skin flakes), etc., before launch, or how they decided to shield the circuitry from radiation, and what kinds of weight tradeoffs came up, etc.

    But the huge "problems list" section, which takes roughly a third of the article, actually doesn't detail problems, but just things like how the list was made, and how nobody would get in trouble for adding things to the list, and other yay-team filler.

    Overall, the whole thing reads like a one-sheet poster for a cheap hands-on museum display. Very disappointing.

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    1. Re:very short article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is a serialized version of a 500 page book. Not sure a single one-page mission summary in one chunk would load in your browser all at once...They say it is introductory, with no yay-team in 'not testable'

  6. That's what you think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Meanwhile all the hair that fell into the computer, after being struck by lightning, and the martian conditions, has grown and bred.

    Beware the Giant Hairballs of Mars!

  7. Is it just me by coolmacdude · · Score: 2

    or does that picture remind you of one of the possible unpleseant results of nausea?

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  8. Not the first by jfoust · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article claims that Viking "involved the first probe to orbit another planet", but this is incorrect. Mariner 9 went into orbit around Mars in November 1971, just days ahead of the USSR's Mars 2 and Mars 3 spacecraft. There was also Mars 5 in early 1974 and Venera 9 and Venera 10, two Soviet Venus orbiters, in late 1975.

  9. "book" computer by RenaissanceGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sort of gives a whole new meaning to the term "memory pages" now doesn't it?

    Especially as those "hair thin wires" are being threaded through the donut-shaped magnetic cores that made up the computer's RAM. (one donut per bit! Ain't core-memory fun?)

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  10. Re:Not very lucky by Professor+D · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Read the article carefully. Lightning struck the _building_. The area around Kennedy is pretty much flat IIRC, with just NASA buildings standing up tall in the middle of nowhere. I imagine lightning strikes are not uncommon.

    I'm surprised they dont' have massive faraday cages around certain areas in those buildings though. The idea of having a multi-billion dollar experiment ruined by EMP from a close-call stray bolt of lightning would scare me more than the bolt itself.

  11. Full text available on-line by starsong · · Score: 5, Informative
    The article's annoyingly short, but the book it references (On Mars: Exploration of the Red Planet. 1958-1978) is available for free download via the web. The Top Ten problems list is in chapter 8.

    You can find a huge selection of other NASA-related books (including charts, diagrams and pictures) here.

  12. Pages of Memory! by vtechpilot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Its that very contrution technique shown in those pictures why memory is sometimes refered to as 'pages'.

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  13. Biology platform was not tested! by SysKoll · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The one really interesting item in this otherwise mundane article is the revelation that the biology experiment platform was delivered too late to be adequately tested.

    This gives a new credibility to the scientists that are challenging the results of the Viking lander biological experiments. Basically, we cannot even be sure these instruments were performing as designed.

    So if the ESA and NASA probes send results that contradict Viking's in some way, nobody should be surprised.

    Little green men haven't been ruled out yet! -:)

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  14. Aha! by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe the lighning strike is the reason that the data about life were inconclusive. Either there is life but Voyager decided to hide it from us, or Voyager was detecting its own newly alive self. I learned about this stuff from a documentary movie called "Short Circuit."

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  15. Re:Not very lucky by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    EMP from a close-call stray bolt of lightning

    EMP's (such as those from nuclear weapons) can cause fairly dangerous inductive currents in metal objects. Electrical arcs through the air (lightning) cause very little EM radiation, which in turn causes negligible inductive currents. Notice how lightning causes just a little pop on an AM radio? That's the EMP from the lightning amplified and it's barely audible, much less dangerous.

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