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IBM Doesn't Comply With SCO's Deadline

prostoalex writes "IBM refused to settle with SCO and comply with their deadline, expiring Friday the 13th. "We've got a strong defense case, and we're going to fight it", IBM representative is quoted."

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  1. place your bets!! by tucolino · · Score: 5, Funny

    Third round!! 50 bucks on IBM!!!

    1. Re:place your bets!! by corsec67 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, considering that IBM has (more) money, and that their busines plann isn't:
      1. Sue
      2. ???
      3. Profit?

      I think that we all will agree that IBM just about has to win this case.

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    2. Re:place your bets!! by alexre1 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Lol, it's more like

      1. Annoyed by annoying fly buzzing around
      2. Swat annoying fly
      3. Profit?

      Hehehe
    3. Re:place your bets!! by jo_ham · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's Ali in the ring.

      First round, first minute.

      SCO just lost 50 brain cells thanks to walking into IBM's fist.

      They're 49 brain cells in debt now.

  2. *popping corn* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Purile as this comment is, I can't wait for SCO to get their asses kicked. This should be fun, a cathartic troll-bashing in the courts. Just a pity that the SCO were ever so desperate as to try and resort to this.

  3. and in other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    On Friday the 13th a black cat was found dead at SCO underneath a broken mirror.

    1. Re:and in other news by davidstrauss · · Score: 3, Funny
      On Friday the 13th a black cat was found dead at SCO underneath a broken mirror.

      ...under a ladder. (Throws salt over shoulder)

  4. IBM vs SCO Poker Game by ticklemeozmo · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO: I bet "Friday the 13th"
    IBM: I call.
    SCO: Umm..*looks at cards*
    IBM: *smiles*
    to be continued...

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  5. An IBM lawyer... by sql*kitten · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... was later heard to comment, "Ha ha ha, they are SOOOO dead".

    1. Re:An IBM lawyer... by p0ppe · · Score: 4, Funny

      I believe that would be, "Ha ha ha, they are SCOOOO dead".

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  6. Bye bye SCO! by Indio_do_Xingu · · Score: 2, Funny

    So, this is really the dead line for SCO..

    SCO managed to dig its own grave...

  7. Drama by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who needs drama/soaps on tv when you have a show right here..

    SCO and IBM's marriage isnt going well.
    SCO says IBM is cheating with another OS.
    SCO files for divorce.
    SCO takes IBM's keys to the house away
    IBM fights for the house.

    Oh how I will tune in next week to see what happens.

  8. I'd like to comply ... by jc42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Since I don't have the money to defend myself in court like IBM, I'd really like to comply with SCO's claims that not just linux, but a lot of other software infringes on SCO's claimed copyright. I'm just a bit puzzled as to how I might go about this.

    For example, I'm looking at a line of code in one of my GPL'd programs:

    i += j - n;

    Does this infringe on any code claimed by SCO? How would I know?

    The only way I can think of is that SCO should send me a copy of their code. I can easily write a little perl script that will compare every line of my code with every line of theirs, and I can rewrite anything that seems to be infringing.

    Can anyone think of another way?

    Since my code is GPL'd and on my web site, SCO could do it themselves. But they are probably pretty busy, so I'd rather do it myself. Anyway, recent history shows that when they find infringing code, they don't send the programmer a nice message so the code can be changed. SCO just sues them for big bucks. I'd much rather avoid this threat, and save them time, by eliminating any infringements myself.

    SCO doesn't need to send me their code. If someone at SCO would just package it up in a few .tgz files and post the URL here, I can download it and take care of it myself.

    Eagerly awaiting the URL ...

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    1. Re:I'd like to comply ... by MrHanky · · Score: 4, Funny
      Does this infringe on any code claimed by SCO? How would I know?

      You can't. It could be obfuscaped, like some of the infringing code is, according to SCO. Now, I'm an expert crypotgrapher, so I know all there is to know about obfuskation (sp?). The most advanced crypot known to man is rot-13, which is unbreakable, at least for people who can't read or write. I did a crypotanalysis of the Linux kernel, and found nasty elements pretty fast:
      linux-2.4.21/fs/ufs/inode.c: ptr -= 1 << (uspi->s_apbshift + uspi->s_fpbshift);
      To the untrained eye, this means nothing, but using rot-13 on the letters s, c and o shows that s_fpbshift is actually s_scoshift!!! Very clever: it actually shifts code from SCO to FPB (probably a notable figure in the open source community, as only the best get to have three letter words for names). It looks like IBM is doomed, guys.
    2. Re:I'd like to comply ... by trentfoley · · Score: 2, Funny
      SCO doesn't need to send me their code. If someone at SCO would just package it up in a few .tgz files and post the URL here, I can download it and take care of it myself.

      According to SCO, their code can be found here

  9. I had to laugh. by fidget42 · · Score: 5, Funny

    To date, SCO has signed new licensing deals with two companies. One is Microsoft; the other has not been identified.

    Could the other one also be Microsoft? Just thinking.

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  10. Re:SCO stock at 28 month high by RickHunter · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, its going to crash as every single SCO executive sells every share they own and emigrates to some place with no extradition treaties with the USA.

  11. Re:It's the comments, stupid! by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah! I understand now. If I simply remove all the comments from my code, I won't have to worry about infringing SCO's copyrights.

    I can do that. All it takes is a little perl program. I can probably do it as a one-liner. And I'll be sure not to comment it.

    One thing that puzzles me, though. There is an old theory about the lack of comments in the original Bell Labs unix: Before sending it out to universities, the folks at Bell Labs ran it through a filter that deleted comments. This was later verified (by Ken, IIRC) as not a rumor at all; they had such a program.

    This would imply that if you actually use the AT&T code, all you have to do is add comments, and your code would be different enough to avoid an infringement charge.

    This is apparently what SCO did, since they are charging people with stealing their comments. So making any infringing linux code should be especially easy. Just strip out all the comments.

    I'd post a URL for a comment stripper, but I'd bet that any perl, tcl or python hacker here can type the program faster than /. can get it into a web page, especially if I use the Preview button. In fact, I'd bet that a lot of they have typed in just such a program as soon as they read the parent comment.

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  12. SCO Gets New High-Profile Rep by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Funny
    In a recent newsflash:

    In a surprise announcement, today, SCO head Darl McBride, announced that his company had hired former Iraqi front man Tariq Aziz to handle media inquiries about SCO's legal battle with IBM. SCO's president and chief executive officer seemed very upbeat at the announcement, stating that Mr. had oodles of related experience.

    Specious evidence, extravagant claims, hidden proofs, enormous odds.. Mr. Aziz has seen (or used) it all. He understands how it works, and he's shown himself able to handle even the most hostile media attention. We believe that he'll provide an excellent source of of knowledge and leadership.

    When asked about the questionable morals of Mr. Aziz's former employer, Mr McBride blustered.

    "This is about business -- not morals." said McBride. "Our job is to make as much money for our stockholders as possible within the bounds of the law. Mr. Aziz obeyed the decr... laws of his former country and we expect him to do the same here."

    Questions about Mr. Aziz's immigration and legal status were brushed off as "a telecommuting issue". When asked about the former Iraqi functionary's whereabouts, Mr McBride only mumbled something about being "one with the source code".

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  13. a la South Park by whovian · · Score: 2, Funny


    SCO/STAN Holy sh*t, dude. They're calling our bluff!

    M$/CARTMAN YOU are soooo wasted. Screw you guys, I'm goin' home.

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  14. I'll be buying SCO stock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have a standing order with my brokerage house to snap up 10,000 shares when the stock hits a penny a share. My guess is that I'll be a major SCO stockholder in about 6 weeks.

  15. Re:I hate to say... by mdielmann · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ah, that's good, I was hoping to not have to change my opinions. SCO will be #2 in my heart until they're gone. But MS will always be #1...makes me feel all warm inside.

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  16. Re:An Idea by vsprintf · · Score: 2, Funny

    I say to show our support for IBM we wear our suits to work . . . wadda ya all think?

    I think you're at the wrong web site. Suits, indeed. :)