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Slashback: Sorveteria, Rockets, Anger

Slashback tonight with more on model rocketry (and metaphysical rocketry to boot), Metallica's music online -- this time voluntarily, the fall of Ars Digita, nmap's reaction to SCO, and more. Read on for the details.

How is this sanguine? peterb writes "Slashdot has previously reported on Eve Andersson's whitewash of Ars Digita. Her screed placed responsibility for all the problems fully on the shoulders of the Venture Capitalists, while ignoring the role of those that asked the VCs for money. Ars Digita's Michael Yoon has a somewhat more sanguine and less hysterical version of the same story."

I wonder if shoulder chips can be recycled as fuel ...

All them perls don't come cheap. dogma01 writes "It's been almost a year since I submitted this story on Slashdot about the Perl Foundation Fund Drive. With a new year there has been a new round of grants. Every dime helps improve the community and bring us one step closer to Perl6. Please donate here."

The largest model is actually the one that's currently in use. joshamania writes "I knew when I saw the first post about the 'largest scale model of the solar system' I should have piped up. The second post has driven me over the edge. I call shenanigans! The Maine model is not the largest, and Peoria, IL, my hometown, has had the largest model for many years now, the Pluto model (in Kewanee, IL) being over 60 miles away from the sun model. In fact, a bicycle tour of the model is organized every summer and reoccurs in August."

Still at maximum. Danta writes "As the QNX site seems to have received an indirect slashdotting, here is a BitTorrent link to the free version of the QNX OS."

And what's in your makefile? JediTrainer writes "Community backlash begins! The author of Nmap has decided to remove all support of the SCO operating system as of version 3.28. Quoting the changelog, 'SCO operating systems are no longer supported due to their recent (and absurd) attacks against Linux and IBM. Bug reports relating to UnixWare will be ignored, or possibly even laughed at derisively. Note that I have no reason to believe anyone has ever used Nmap on SCO systems. Unixware sucks.'"

Speaking of backlash ... Ransak writes "Speak out! Space-Rockets.com has started a letter/fax campaign to sway political opinion, but needs your help! This hobby enjoyed by thousands of future scientists and astronaunts has been put in serious jeopardy by bad legislation. Senator Herb Kohl was one of the coauthors of the Safe Explosives Act, who not surprisingly, is blocking an amendment to ease restrictions on model rocketry. Wisconson geeks, take note of your Senators actions!"

... and speaking of rockets: BuR4N writes "The x-prize foundation has decided not to accept an application from a Budapest based team called GCT (Gravity Control Technologies) due to their highly questionable proposal. GCT pitched a "propellantless propulsion technology" that quote "is capable of controlling gravity for flight". Here is the full story. It would be very interesting to hear from the scientific community if this is just silliness or something that eventually could lead anywhere.."

I hope these guys don't take up making ham sandwiches. acidblood writes "Following up on yesterday's story concerning ice cream and liquid nitrogen, it appears someone was keen to try it out, and this is the result."

I can't tell from the page when exactly this was made. Whether it was truly in response to Gray's recipe or not, this site certainly provides more amusing visual aids.

The medium is the message, or something like that. LineNoiz writes "There is an interesting article over at MSNBC outlining Metallica's attempt to take advantage of the internet as a music distribution medium. It seems their newest album 'St. Anger' has a code on it which can be used to access their "Audio Vault" where users can download MP3 recordings of live concerts. The site's motto? 'Download. Burn. Share. Kick Ass.' Is this just a flagrant attempt to recapture the interest of the thousands of fans they lost in their battle with Napster, or a genuine good idea?"

Readers may recall this interview with Metallica's Lars Ulrich.

28 of 403 comments (clear)

  1. I will not trust Metallica by Bull999999 · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Download. Burn. Share. Kick Ass.'

    Maybe their MP3 files contain Hatch's "special" program.

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    1. Re:I will not trust Metallica by Grog6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeay, Metallica can kiss my fuzzy ass.

      I haven't bought a single thing by them since the above-mentioned statement came out.

      I have heard some of their shit thru my friends, tho. I guess their talent left town with their long hair.

      Whoda thunk that the guy that got fired from their band would be the one with the real talent.(Dave Mustaine)

      As far as the black powder/rocket engine thing, I really hope no one tries that. Black powder burns way too fast for an engine.(BOOM!) A hint: Needs more sulfur.

      Find the .pdf file circulating on the web about how to make GOOD rocket engines. (Teleflight maybe?) I got mine from alt.binaries.ebooks

      Damn. I shouldn't have posted this. Now they'll make rock tumblers illegal.

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    2. Re:I will not trust Metallica by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      The dead guy was pretty damn talented too, bub.

      Jaysyn

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    3. Re:I will not trust Metallica by scotch · · Score: 3, Funny

      You and the band member's Moms. But you know how moms are.

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  2. Download. Burn. Share. Kick Ass. by Pilferer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Download. Burn. Share. Kick Ass.

    Hmmph, for some reason I read this as meaning:

    Download, Burn, Share - get YOUR ass kicked by Metallica.

    1. Re:Download. Burn. Share. Kick Ass. by lumpenprole · · Score: 1, Funny

      Metallica needs to be sent back in time so they can get their asses kicked.

      by Metallica.

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  3. Easy one by Eyston · · Score: 3, Funny

    Is this just a flagrant attempt to recapture the interest of the thousands of fans they lost in their battle with Napster

    Yes.

    -Eyston

  4. gravity by mxn · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the Budapest team finds a way to manipulate gravity into propellantless propulsion, I doubt they'll miss that $10M x-pize too much..

  5. Check out Beatallica by Izaak · · Score: 5, Funny

    Speaking of Metallica and downloadable music, I
    have to recommend you check out the spoof band
    Beatallica. It is insanely funny. Beatallica
    is a part time parody project by two good friends
    of mine. It answers the questions: What would it
    sound like if Metallica did Beatles covers. You
    can download their MP3s at www.beatallica.org

    1. Re:Check out Beatallica by sharkey · · Score: 4, Funny
      What would it sound like if Metallica did Beatles covers.

      It's been a hard lawsuit,
      And I'm whinin' like a 'tard!
      It's been a hard lawsuit,
      I should kick my fans in the nards!

      But when I run out to sue
      I find the kids that we screw
      Makes me feel alright!


      Lucy in the court with subpeonas!


      Hey Judge, don't make me sad!
      Take the kids' PCs,
      And give me money!

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  6. No UNIXWARE support from NMAP?!? by RLiegh · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then how am I going to use my OpenServer Boxen to crack open the computers of those pesky boys who make fun of my using SCO?

    Wanker, indeed...

    1. Re:No UNIXWARE support from NMAP?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I hope you're kidding about telneting to your home system to test for security :-)

  7. Proof by molnarcs · · Score: 3, Funny

    GCT: proof that Hungarians are crazy. I know. I live here. :) I think it was Edward Teller (??) who in a conference, when someone asked for proof of extraterrestials, jumped up and said: there is proof! They are called Hungarians.

    Anyhow, their homepage is quite interesting. See the prototype plans!!:)
    http://www.gctspace.com/

    1. Re:Proof by leshert · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, I find this to be all the proof I need.

  8. I think it's fair to say that the new metallica by RLiegh · · Score: 5, Funny

    is so bad, you can't give it away!!

  9. Metallica Tricks The Tricksters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    Metallica Tricks The Tricksters
    When Madonna fans tried to download new tracks from her "American Life" album, they were greeting with a nasty verbal message from Madge herself. Metallica have taken a slightly different route. Those seeking new tracks from the bands "St. Anger" release on peer-to-peer networks have ended up with incomplete tracks at best, at worst - John Denver tunes. It's that kind of business savvy that helped Metallica debut at number one this week in Canada and the U.S.

  10. Re:Does the world really need perl 6? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just like the world needs a set of Star Wars prequels.

    Sincerely,

    George "I Wipe My Ass With Your Money" Lucas

  11. Wow! by m00nun1t · · Score: 3, Funny

    I love choice... now I can not download Metallica songs as well as not buying their CDs!

  12. Gravity Control Tech web site is hilarious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    the contributor's page is especially great...

    evidently they've raised $251 !!!

    and if you become a level 3 sponsor for only $1000 you will get a ride to space when... ahem... they like, figure out how to get you into space for a thousand dollars... or something ;)

  13. Re:On Metallica by cyril3 · · Score: 4, Funny
    (nothing against Linkin Park either).

    And that's where you lost all credibility.

    Calling someone a lame ripoff of Linkin Park is a paradox and a tautology at the same time. It creates its own black hole as you think about it and all sensible thought disappears as you consider the vacuum that exists their heads.

    God, I hate Linkin Park. And don't start me on Limp Biskit.

  14. Re:Remove SCO From OpenSource Campaign by molnarcs · · Score: 2, Funny

    silly. SCO would not support their platform unless they win the case - otherwise they will be broke. Since the probability of winning this case is 0.00001% - actually you do a favor to SCO users by preparing them to switch in time.

  15. Re:Apologies? by Maditude · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd be happier if they apologized for making St. Anger (the album). Have you heard that steaming pile yet? The title-track single was only the tip of the crapberg.

    LOL!!! I agree. I think the band must've decided
    that the best way to combat downloading of their music was to make it so awful that nobody would bother.

  16. Re:Daft Punk beat Metallica to this... by moosesocks · · Score: 4, Funny

    You bought the vinyl version? Is this some sort of new form of security through obscurity?

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  17. Lars interview by jeffasselin · · Score: 2, Funny
    Readers may recall this interview with Metallica's Lars Ulrich.

    I always preferred this interview

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  18. Re:Despite all the Metallica haters... by nathanh · · Score: 2, Funny
    I also liked the touch of releasing, a few days before the CD, the live versions of the songs from DVD, onto the web.

    Your keyboard, seems to have, a problem with, the comma key.

  19. Re:GCT by Thing+1 · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's a neat idea, and would be amazing if it works. "Free energy" by stealing from a higher plane. I wonder if the denizens of the higher plane would be concerned?

    I was very amused by one of their pages. They have several typos throughout their pages, but this one typo painted an amusing picture:

    Anchored to the main body by 90 stainless steel crews [...]
    (Note: should have been "screws"...)

    I pictured 90 crew members, exhausted, gripping the main body and the Upper Payload Body, trying to keep them from drifting apart. Yeah, I'm a little twisted.

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  20. Homebrew Ice cream by lommer · · Score: 2, Funny

    did anyone even look at that ice cream page? it's freakin' hilarious! The shit they ended up with looks nasty as hell, but the best part is the quote from one of the captions: "hohohoh, nitrogenio!"

    I found my new sig today :-)

  21. Re:Despite all the Metallica haters... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Next he will sue Philips and Sony to remove the volume controls from cd players, or else listeners have to much control over their "IP".

    Actually, I anticipate it going in these steps:

    1. Sue to remove the "Stop" buttons from CD players (Once we start to rock we never, want to stop again!)
    2. Sue to remove the Eqs from CD players and other playback machines (the Marshall noise is piercing through your ears!)
    3. THEN sue for the volume knob dealie.
    4. ????
    5. Profit!
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