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The Power Behind the SCO Nuisance

akahige writes "Forbes has a fairly detailed story about the sordid history of The Canopy Group and all the various companies they've sued -- Microsoft (who they beat) and CA (this case is still pending), among them. Before joining Caldera, Darl McBride sued IKON Office Solutions, for whom he worked -- and won. And it also seems that a bunch of Canopy power players also sit on SCO's board of directors. The short summary is, 'these guys are professional litigious bastards -- be exceptionally wary.'" A local user's group is planning a protest for tomorrow. Reader myst564 writes: "After reading all of this SCO press I remembered that SCO once offered up all of their 'Ancient UNIX' (their words, not mine) source to the world while retaining all copyrights (i.e, no OSS license). Interestingly enough it WAS located here but isn't any longer: SCO's Ancient Unix. What's more you can read about the original release here at: Linux Today. I downloaded the source myself way back then but never did anything but delete it! Anyway, check out this comment. It's interesting that this was predicted in 2000!"

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  1. Feeling brave??? by monkey_tennis · · Score: 5, Funny

    Quote: "these guys are professional litigious bastards"

    Given the statement that's a fairly brave thing to say in a public forum :)

  2. Obvious opportunity by worst_name_ever · · Score: 5, Funny
    these guys are professional litigious bastards

    Thanks for the libel, we were wondering who we were going to sue today. See you in court!

    Sincerely,
    The SCO Corporation

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    1. Re:Obvious opportunity by lovebyte · · Score: 5, Funny

      professional litigious yes, but bastard? I demand a DNA test !

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  3. Stop Using SCO's products by clonebarkins · · Score: 5, Funny

    I almost wish now that I had been using SCO's products all along -- Just so I could make a declaration about how "I will never use them again!"

    But alas, some malevolent twist of fate has conspired to keep me from such bliss....

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  4. Learned from the Bill Clinton Speak-N-Deny... by Lindril · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your honor, I downloaded the file, but I did not decompress.

  5. Re:Why SCO will prevail in lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    SCO's strategy is simply this: they will win all claims, because IBM's lawyers will be unable to present a good defense, because IBM's lawyers are unable to concentrate, due to their inability to stop laughing. This will be especially unfavorable if this laughing behavior carries over into the courtroom.

    Don't worry. IBM's lawyers have *NO* sense of humor...

  6. Re:This is great news for Linux by zurkog · · Score: 5, Funny

    This article indicates to me its more like a duel between two masters.

    IBM: [struggling to keep SCO away] There's something I ought to tell you.
    SCO: Tell me!
    IBM: I'm not left-handed either.

  7. Is it just me? by NeuroManson · · Score: 5, Funny

    Or does SCO seem to be more and more like the black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?

    IBM: You fought well sir knight, but the battle is mine.

    SCO: Tis but a scratch!

    IBM: A scratch?! I just took your arm off!

    SCO: It's just a flesh wound!

    ETC ETC ETC.

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  8. Another cool comment in the Linux Today thread by theophilosophilus · · Score: 5, Funny

    The comment

    Richard N. Turner - Subject: I'm Reminded of An Old Post... ( Feb 23, 2000, 15:39:02 )

    ...that someone made on an online discussion, oh, about a year ago. It cracked me up so I saved it:

    ``SCO should do the industry a favor and disband, pausing only to bulk-format all their drives so that none of the evil source code can inadvertently escape into the world. Their marketing people and their tech support people should be sent to camps to be retrained for professions more suited to their skills and their buildings should be torn down and burned.''


    I think thats a bit prophetic.

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