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  1. This sounds familiar... on If You Don't Want Your Car Stolen, Make It Pink · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you don't want viruses, run Linux!

  2. Re:Ah Ain't No Crook on Reporter Phone Records Being Used to Find Leaks · · Score: 1

    Yeeeeeeaaaaahhh!!!!

  3. Re:lol no this is not a virus on New Worm Chats with Users on AIM · · Score: 4, Funny
    How the hell is this going to be stopped?

    It's been suggested many times, but it may now be required... euthanizing AOL users.

  4. Re:Maybe PATRIOT batteries? on Nuclear Batteries · · Score: 2, Funny

    Soylent green.

  5. Time for something exciting... on Mars Rovers' Mission Extended Another Six Months · · Score: 1, Funny

    Enough moving 0.27 meters at a time and staring at rocks. There's nothing left to do that hasn't been done in that department. It's time for something new.

    Let's have the rovers meet up and let the operators play a game of Martian chicken.

  6. Re:solution.. on Internet Meltdown Predicted for Tomorrow · · Score: 1

    Sure. Keep them out of Al Gore's utility closet and we're fine.

  7. Re:To: The American People on Inside Al-Qaeda's Hard Drive · · Score: 1
    So what exatly is the email address for "The American People?"

    I don't know, but you can get it from a spammer for like, a hundred bucks.

  8. More analogy problems on Ken Brown Responds to His Critics · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Linux is a leprosy"

    I thought Linux was a cancer? Apparently the medicinal sciences are still in their infancy.

  9. The New Version of an Old Practice on Apple Patented by Microsoft · · Score: 1

    In The Godfather, when you want to send a message, you drop a severed horse-head in your target's bed.

    In the modern software world, you file an otherwise useless botanical patent that bears a strong iconic resemblance to your competitor. It's a corporate-geek threat.

  10. Re:How much of the $86 mil for Wells & C|Net? on Leaked Memo Says Microsoft Raised $86 million for SCO · · Score: 1

    -1, What the $#!&?

  11. Quote from Miguel in the article on Mono-culture And The .NETwork Effect · · Score: 1
    Miguel de Icaza said the following:
    If Microsoft decided to make our life really hard in terms of compatibility, it would also hurt its own customers.

    Why does Miguel assume this would prevent Microsoft from doing that? Bill Gates worries about many things, but customer satisfaction is not one of them.

  12. Re:"Commandeering the plot of a book?" on British Court Issues Bizarre Copyright Ruling · · Score: 1
    It's more like taking a french novel, translating it to english, and slapping your name on it.

    Or, in this case, like taking a crappy romance novel and translating it into Klingon.

  13. Exploiting Children on RIAA Sues 12-Year Old Girl · · Score: 1

    Now, Mr. RIAA-Stooge-Congressmoron, who is really exploiting the children? P2P networks? Or the RIAA itself? Get thee back to 1984.

  14. SCO is so screwed... check out the judge's info on SCO Says IBM is Beating Up on Them · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is from Judge Kimball's info page:

    Tips for practitioners appearing before Judge Kimball include:
    # At oral argument, know the cases that you cited in your briefs.
    # Behave responsibly and civilly to witnesses, the court, and opposing counsel.
    # Don't try to stretch your position. If you have weakness, admit to the weakness, and try to persuade the Judge that you should win anyway.
    # Brevity is appreciated and highly effective as a tool of advocacy. This applies both in briefs and oral arguments.
    # If you have a bad argument, leave it out of your brief and your oral argument. Making bad arguments hurts your credibility with the Court.

    The betting line on this case is 23 counts of contempt of court, before the case gets summarily dismissed and the plantiffs ejected with significant velocity.

  15. Oh my god! on SCO Nigerian Spam · · Score: 5, Funny
    I have just realized that the entire world is just a collection of Nigerian 419 scams.

    I have lost the will to live.

  16. It's too late. on Novell Buys Ximian · · Score: 1
    By virtue of the previous intellectual property agreement between SCO and Novell, Ximian became SCO property the moment Novell acquired it.

    Just ask Darl.

  17. The Brilliant Cisco UI on Novell Buys Ximian · · Score: 1

    How can one possibly underrate the quality of a user interface and shell where the command to shut down an interface is 'shut' while the command to start it back up again is 'no shut'.

  18. Slashdot has a death wish on White House Obfuscates Email · · Score: 1
    The web-form system appears to be a bit overloaded at the moment.

    You know, it's only a matter of time before Slashdot is categorized as a weapon of mass destruction. Linking like this is just asking for a liberation.

  19. Learned from the Bill Clinton Speak-N-Deny... on The Power Behind the SCO Nuisance · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your honor, I downloaded the file, but I did not decompress.

  20. Bank Usage on Quantum Cryptography: 100km Barrier Broken · · Score: 1
    I sure as hell want Citibank using this on all their ATMs, Visa on the card readers, etc.

    I don't think this will help banks very much.

    It just gives Slammer/Bugbear/etc. a faster and cooler (but not at the same time) means of propagation.

  21. Which song? on Indiana Jones coming to DVD in November · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that's not the A-team theme?

  22. Re:Make CDs more affordable on RIAA Chats With Song Swappers · · Score: 1

    Uhmmmmmmm....

    Plasma TV prices are dictated by supply and demand curves, because there are companies competing for market share. Right now, Plasma TV's are in fairly limited supply due to being a new technology. If they dropped the average 42" to $1000, they wouldn't be able to supply demand. (And they'd likely lose a lot of money because of the imbalance.) The hope is, that at the prices set, supply is roughly equal to demand. (I understand the point you're making about early adopters, middle tier, and value purchasers... but that can only be a factor when manfacturers are colluding in some way.)

    Music companies have a mononopoly on each CD, so the principles do not apply. The music company creates an artificial price-point way above the cost of producing the CD. (The companies will argue they need to do this to offset all the bad CDs they try to sell. I think they should consider that statement a little more carefully, however.)

    The point is, these situations are nothing alike.

  23. Rewriting History on Ballmer on Windows Server 2003, Linux · · Score: 1

    "The way things are structured today, from a licensing perspective, in the Linux world nobody will ever commercialize Linux the way the Sun commercialized FreeBSD."

    I thought this was an CNET interview, not Encarta.

  24. Tomb Raider Sequel on Assorted Video Game Movies in Development · · Score: 1

    "The Scoop: The film's Oscar-winning star Angelina Jolie demanded a better script for the Tomb Raider sequel, and hopefully, she got it."

    bwahahaha

  25. Re:Time to break out your own encryption on More on Cisco Building Surveillance into Routers · · Score: 1

    Yes. While trying to get into your machine, I discovered that you are not using the legally mandated blank password. I have reported you to the proper authorities.