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Hottest, Densest Matter Ever Observed

Posted by michael on from the bang-up-job dept.

meitsjustme writes "Experiments at the Brookhaven National Laboratory have created the hottest, densest matter ever observed, recreating conditions a fraction of a second after the birth of the universe, scientists announced today."

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  1. I doubt it by Old+Uncle+Bill · · Score: 3, Funny

    Until now the densest matter has been between my boss' ears.

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  2. Inside SCO attorney's heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Based on recent news, it is pretty obvious that this dense and hot matter is inside the heads of the SCO lawyers.

  3. Hottest densest matter?? by stanmann · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let me guess, it is a cross between Natalie portman and the SCO board of directors.

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  4. Surely... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Funny

    The densest matter ever observed has to be G.W. Bush's brain :-)

    1. Re:Surely... by Kibo · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think you vastly overestimate the amount of blow he was able to accumulate during his forty years of youthful indiscretions.

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    2. Re:Surely... by Darby · · Score: 2, Funny

      The densest matter ever observed has to be G.W. Bush's brain :-)

      This is purely hypothetical, of course.
      It hasn't ever actually been observed.

    3. Re:Surely... by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nature abhors a vacuum.
      I don't like him very much either.

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  5. They apparently haven't seen... by bucklesl · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my pancakes.

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  6. Previous Most Dense Mass: by Hungus · · Score: 2, Funny

    The previous records for most dense mass are:1, 2 and 3 the rest of the list can be found here: with details here

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  7. Tomorrow. by Deflagro · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmm, I wonder if they will make this discovery again tomorrow! Maybe they've discovered a time rift?!

    BLeh

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  8. Re:How Much, How Hot? by WTFmonkey · · Score: 3, Funny

    No bash on the parent, those are good questions.

    MY question is how does a post that ONLY asks questions get modded "informative?"

  9. The hottest, densest matter in the universe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    usually comes out of my ass the morning after Cinco de Mayo.

  10. I hear they're hiring too... by Merlin_80000 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Do you have a friend or relative that would be interested in work for Black Mesa?

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  11. Re:How Much, How Hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    it just means we entered the 7th itteration of the matrix thats all.

  12. Re:a REPEAT by JDizzy · · Score: 2, Funny

    does my uid indicate that I'm new here?

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  13. I am so sick and tired... by IdleMindUI · · Score: 3, Funny

    of Athlon overclocking stories on slashdot!

  14. Densest dupe plasma ever observed by gargleblast · · Score: 2, Funny
    So-called researchers at Slashdot.org recently created the densest dupe plasma ever observed. "We have been duplicating articles and injecting them into the website at ever-increasing speeds", CmdrTaco stated. Our user community is having incredible trouble keeping up with the load, he added.

    "We duplicate an article, boost the hype up to about the level of Iraqi WMD propaganda, and fire it at our readers". The community then injects a steady stream of complaints, boosting the tedium to mind-numbing levels.

    Not all Slashdotters were so enthusiastic. "It's old news", said one. "They managed five in one day last April. I think they're scraping the bottom quark of the barrel with this announcement."

  15. Hottest, densest material? by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Funny


    Drink a case of beer then eat a ton of taco bell.

    Have the scientests come to your bathroom the next morning.