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Nanotech Pinball and Miniature Engines

glenmark writes "Researchers at the Solid State Electronics Laboratory at Chalmers University of Technology in Sweden have developed the world's smallest pinball game. The video is fascinating. The flippers are electrostatically-actuated monocrystalline silicon cantilevers. I hope Pat Lawlor and Steve Ritchie see this. I have a feeling they would get a kick out of it." And in another nanotech story, psmears writes "Three hundred times more powerful than ordinary batteries, but much lighter and smaller? Researchers at the University of Birmingham have developed a micro-engine that will allow people to charge mobile phones using lighter fluid. Further information at Research-TV including photos and a film."

171 comments

  1. But, geez by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That thing sure is sensitive to tilt. A minor gravitational fluctuation sets it off.

    1. Re:But, geez by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Can we say "Tilt" ?

    2. Re:But, geez by tankdilla · · Score: 2, Funny
      *Picks up unit*

      TILT!!! TILT!!!!

      *Puts down unit and gently picks up unit*

      TILT!!! TILT!!!

      GEEZ! I'm not bumping or tilting you dumbass! What's wrong with you??!!??

      *result of yelling* TILT!!! TILT!!!

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  2. This is great news by Daimaou · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is great news! Just the other day, my boss discovered the worlds smallest game of pocket pool. If I bought him one of these pinball machines, he could have his own private arcade.

  3. Re:nanotech by frieked · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's assuming he ever gets laid :p

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  4. Umm... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Where is the quarter slot?

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    1. Re:Umm... by Faust7 · · Score: 1

      Where is the quarter slot?

      Thanks a heap. There go all my dirty pinball jokes.

    2. Re:Umm... by dattaway · · Score: 1

      When the government makes quarters that *are* pinball machines is the day technology has gone too far.

    3. Re:Umm... by llamalicious · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sorry, it only takes nano-sized Chuck E. Cheese tokens.

      I think the token-machine is out-of-order right now though :(

  5. And the nobel prize goes to... by Anti+Frozt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Solid State Electronics Laboratory for the smallest balls known to exist!

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    1. Re:And the nobel prize goes to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought ex-president Carter already received that award.

    2. Re:And the nobel prize goes to... by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

      At least they have the balls to play this thing.

    3. Re:And the nobel prize goes to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-one boasts that they have the smallest balls :)

  6. Wow ... by jmays · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the video compares the size of the MEMS pinball to a Swedish Safetyy match, a .5mm lead and a human hair. The comparison really gives great perspective!

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  7. Space Cadet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love Space Cadet. It is the only pinball game I need.

    1. Re:Space Cadet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No way man. F14 Tomcat. I spent the better part (in both senses) of my final year of high school playing it in the pub next to my school.

      Used to go there for first break of 20 minutes when the pub had just opened, put in 20c, play a game, pop it, then back to school. Then came lunch. Back to my credit still in the machine, a bit of liquid lunch and a few more pops. Then it was back for the last 2 classes of the day. Boy were they easy after the beers. 20c invested and an hour and half of pure fun!

  8. Remember the old days by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...when folks used to encode videos using codecs that worked well on any platform?

    Some people still do. They call them MPEGS.

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    1. Re:Remember the old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are divx codecs for Windows, Mac and Linux.

    2. Re:Remember the old days by DarkMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      Huh?

      It is an MPEG codec. DivX is an implementation of MPEG-4. If you want source code for a decoder see the ffmpeg (as libavcodec) or xvid codecs. Between then, I've not see an OS with a POSIX layer that's not been able to compile a decoder engine. Granted, there are large bunches of optional parts that the various decoders don't all cover, but I've not yet see any problems with ffmpeg decoder.

      If by MPEGS you mean MPEG-1, then yes - that is slightly more portable than MPEG-4 codecs, but not noticably (better support on embeded systems). They do however, have poorer picture quality, and larger bitrates. So, it's not really a good choice for internet distribution. MPEG-2 would also be better than MPEG-1, but it's also not quite as good as MPEG-4, interms of low bitrate quality. And for a web demo, the lower the bitrate, the better.

      If you've got a particular platform in mind, then drop a line, and I'll see if I can find a pre-compiled setup for it.

    3. Re:Remember the old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're having problems with the DivX stuff, don't even bother trying to look at the videos for micro-engines on Research-TV unless you are running Winblows!

    4. Re:Remember the old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man that cracked me up.

      "There is a problem with your browser! It appears you are not running Internet Explorer on Windows!"

      What? No, no problem there! Maybe it is for you..

    5. Re:Remember the old days by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 1
      ...when folks used to encode videos using codecs that worked well on any platform?

      Don't worry, it doesn't run on MSWindows either. I just fired up my MSWin box to look at it, and it complained that I didn't have ActiveX enabled. Well, I don't, and I'm not going to enable it just to see a movie.

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  9. TMNT quote by Exiler · · Score: 1

    "Hey, where do I put the quarter?!" - Michelangelo in the lab

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  10. Looks like a matrix arcade - here's the music by zptdooda · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Rows and columns of tiny nano-pinball games" That sounds like I'm hallucinating quite badly.

    "Electostatic actuation" - now maybe they could drive the music for it through nano-elctrostatic speakers:

    "He's a nano wizard
    There's got to be a spin
    A nano wizard
    S'got monocrystalline"


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    1. Re:Looks like a matrix arcade - here's the music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are an asshat.

  11. New Casting Roles by Jonsey · · Score: 3, Funny

    And the Tony goes to:

    David Spade; the world's smallest pinball wizard.

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  12. Side discussion: by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Given that this is just another "Look that we can do now with interesting molecules!" thread, I suggest a side discussion:

    Will the Diamond Age begin in our lifetimes?

    I'm personally of the opinion that when the nanotech revolution starts, it'll happen so shockingly fast that applications, society and governance will take decades to catch up -- think internet x10.

    In a world of pervasive nanotech, I suspect the next really big industry will be power generation; it'll require a step up in juice unlike any seen since the start of the century. Fortunately, nanotech will hopefully solve some technical problems (superconducting power transmission, materials suited to support fusion, etc) at the same time it's demanding this huge level of power generation.

    Of course, in a world of pervasive nanotech, our existing governmental and societal structures are in a lot of trouble... We live, as the ancient Chinese said, in interesting times (and I mean that in the spirit in which they did).

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    1. Re:Side discussion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will the Diamond Age begin in our lifetimes?

      In the words of David Aldridge: "No."

    2. Re:Side discussion: by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I'll take up part of that discussion.

      While nanotechnology has many great potentials, they are still in a hazy future. Lasers were once seen as the technology that would transform the world. Same with Computers. Yet the bulk of the world is still relatively unchanged by either of these. Certainly the developed nations have changed substantially, but in many respects they have not changed much if at all.

      I get up in the morning, go to work from 8-5 every weekday morning for 40 hrs a week. Same as my dad did, and same as my kids will. How we do our work has changed, but the simple pattern of society in which we work to earn money to pay for housing, food, et al. has remained unchanged.

      In the bulk of the world, life is much closer akin to my grandfolks time. People work from sunrise to sunset to scratch out a living, and their sustenance, from the land. Nano technology is not going to dramatically change their lives. Drought or other climatic changes will be the key variable to their lives.

      We do indeed live in interesting times, but I do not think that our time is any more interesting on an individual level than any other time. We live in a time that has seen the average american progress steadily further from the basic compnents of survival. How many average americans would be able to fend for themselves in the "wild?" The "interesting" past of our American lives is when all the artificial walls separating us from basic needs come crashing down.

      Nanotechnology then does but attempt to fortify those walls and afford us protection from our fear of being without. Earlier times had the same fear, the difference being that they lived closer to their fear than we do.

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    3. Re:Side discussion: by zptdooda · · Score: 1

      (and I mean that in the spirit in which they did).

      You mean as in the curse "May you be born in interesting times".

      Well it does concern me - just look at the trouble Crusher started, having to set traps for them in the mess. I don't want these things in my food - I'm sure they'd make it taste burnt.

      Neal Stephenson's book was captivating but a little troubling. And a leap does seem to be taking place now. Over what chasm I don't know.

      But that pinball game shows more dexterity than I'd imagined was currently present.

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    4. Re:Side discussion: by DarkMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Lets separate what real nanotech offers from what nanotech does in SF stories.

      Firstly, look at some of the stories set now, written 50 years ago. How many of them have an even part way accurate description of, well, anything?

      So, when your talking about nanotech, what are you actually thinking of?

      What I'm thinking of is something that will be a bit like a cross between mechanical engineering and chemistry - make the various mechanical parts small so that they tend to operate in a chemicaly relevent length scale. That's the sort of thing that these micro-engines are.

      Think about biology for a moment, and about the sorts of biochemical reactions that go on in a living being. Those are the sort of things that nanotach can do. I do not believe that we will see a "Universal constructor" type device for many centuries, if ever.

      Note that the two examples that you give have been solved without the use of nano tech. Superconducting powerlines are in use in europe. They are unfortunatly only cost effective for short range (around 100 miles or so) high power transfers - but that's improving.
      The problem with fusion is not materials. You cannot get a material that will contain a fusion reaction - instead they use magnetic containment. And the problem is keeping the thing stable. I cannot see how nanotech devices would assist in this.

      So, in sumary, you are thinking of the effects of something, but I've no idea what.

    5. Re:Side discussion: by Omegaunit · · Score: 1

      >Will the Diamond Age begin in our lifetimes?

      I officially petition that the membership rolls of /. become a phyle unto themselves.

      Then, later after some nanophages reduce Darl C. McBride into a pile of steaming goo. I propose that we work dilligiently at getting the hell off this planet!

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    6. Re:Side discussion: by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 4, Interesting

      A friend and I were having a discussion about this a few months ago. We both love "technology", but I think I tend to overboard on the side of seeing it as the tool withi which all problems can be solved. My friend has a more cautious view. He suggested that eventually there will be a time when this stuff will probably result in many problems:

      -War (over who should use it and how it should be used.)
      -New nanotech based "diseases" caused by their proliferation
      -Political and ethical issues that no one can even dream of right now

      The usual stuff to be sure, but nonetheless the kind of thing that someone like me would never think about. I think you are correct in your assertion that society and governance will have trouble catching up. They are already having trouble with the Internet alone. (Think spam regulation)

      On another subtopic: I think that nanotech in it's current form is very much akin to the early days of computing when the first nixie tubes were being used as a display device. They displayed information in a very rudimentary fashion that still required human intervention to be interpreted to the common man.

      What I think will be interesting in the future of nanotech is when we can manipulate matter as we do pixels in today's 3d rendering engines. Think of it as rendering reality... with filters... and the ability to manipulate textures... colors... etc.

      I would suggest that all the algorithms we've been developing for 3D rendering will be the very fundamentals of matter manipulation software. Of course there are many other factors that we currently ignore in 3D that will be essential to real matter. (Don't want hollow object for one thing)

      Just imagine the possibility of applying encryption and compression algorithms on matter. :) You store the data model of your physical object and you discard the portions of the model that are repetitious.

      From the technical angle, it's going to be a lot of fun. From the societal angle it's going to be very tumultuous.

      Personally, I think that eventually waste dumps are going to become goldmines for discarded matter to use in the manufacturing of new materials. If I were interested in making money long term, I'd probably buy a few garbage dumps now and keep them in the family.

    7. Re:Side discussion: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would like to subscribe to your newsletter

    8. Re:Side discussion: by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The problem with fusion is not materials. You cannot get a material that will contain a fusion reaction - instead they use magnetic containment. And the problem is keeping the thing stable. I cannot see how nanotech devices would assist in this.

      Better materials would help substantially with magnetic confinement fusion. In particular, something with a high tensile strength and a superconductor with high breakdown field strength would make many of the difficulties with magnetic confinement fusion magically go away. Higher field strength helps a *lot* (improving both density and confinement time).

      I agree that nanotechnology is unlikely to help with this.

    9. Re:Side discussion: by kps · · Score: 1
      I officially petition that the membership rolls of /. become a phyle unto themselves.

      It wouldn't work for long; look what happened to the Shakers.

    10. Re:Side discussion: by Acy+James+Stapp · · Score: 1

      Nanomanufacturing could create perfectly spherical containment vessels.

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    11. Re:Side discussion: by danila · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The change is not a matter of fact, it's a matter of perception. Essentially, nothing changed in this world during the last 14 or so billion years. After the laws of nature formed, nothing ever changed and I don't expect any changes for another 10^N years, until protons start decaying. Even talking about human life, knowing the history of technology well, one may argue that nothing really changed. Yeah, there have been fast food joints in Babylon (honest) and may be your grand-grand-...-grandfather was flipping the Babylonian analogue of burgers there (I don't imply here that you work in McDonalds).

      The problem is that unless we both agree about what constitutes significant change and what doesn't, any discussion on that topic is pointless. But I can only pity you for your 9-5 work pattern. I, on the other hand, am basically free to do what I am interested in. I don't have to work much, because one year of work (in relatively undeveloped Russia) is enough to support me very well for the next 1-2 years. I have access to a large fraction of human knowledge. I live in good environment, with sufficiently high quality of life, nice people around me (now it's not Russia), etc.
      Note: all that is not because I inherited a fortune or won it in a lottery.

      Is this enough of a change for you? They say that change can only come to you from within and I can see how true it is. Unless you change the way you live, nothing will happen. You are right, even when advanced nanotech will become reality, some people will probably not notice that and continue working 9-5, while others will become posthumans. :)

      And don't push your working philosophy on your kids. Instead help them become creative, intellegent, inquisitive and free people.

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    12. Re:Side discussion: by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

      Nanomanufacturing could create perfectly spherical containment vessels.

      a) Containment vessels for magnetic confinement fusion are toroidal (or variants thereof), not spherical.

      b) Precise containment vessel geometry doesn't much affect stability. Plasma turbulence causes stability to degrade. Hence, the active compensation mechanisms that were played with in recent memory.

      Please read any of the available FAQs on magnetic confinement fusion.

    13. Re:Side discussion: by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Please do not pity me for my 8-5 job. I work with incredibly sharp folks at a challenging and highly rewarding job. I have enjoyed paralegalling for several years now and will continue to do it as long as I enjoy it. I appluad you for fortune but even by your own admission you have only the means now to support yourself for a year or two. After that it is always possible that you could end up working the 8-5 thing yourself, which would be another drastic change in your life.

      I wrote the reply more as a means of stimulating conversation than of espousing a philosophy but I certainly agree with what I wrote. That technological change has left the bulk of the world untouched, and that for those whom have been touched, it has not changed lives significantly. While I do not know your full circumstances, I cannot imagine that you believe yourself to be an average individual;-) So for the rest of us, all the leaps and bounds that technology has made has not yet changed us dramatically. The needs for human survival remain ever unchanged, but the average American's distance from the basics of those needs is getting progressively further way.

      The point then is not that our lives are more interesting than any other time is, per se, so much as that there are different dimensions to the average stressors with which all people cope.

      It is the affluence of Western Society that enables us to take so seriously things like SCO and Mariah Carey, and it has allowed us to touch space and create wonders that our ancestors could only perceive of as magic. Yet we have before us well the remnants of long dead civilizations which collapsed into ruin because the populace became to far removed basic needs of human survival.

      My point is that there is always an underlying level of stress. For those in a remote village in Africa, it is whether or not there will be enough rain for the crops. For a techie in SV it whether the SCo suit will invalidate Linux meaning that all the development work he is doing will dry up and he will be enemployed and ergo not have enough money to eat. Same stress, different layers.

      For our own society then I think we would be wise to consider the lessons learned from earlier ancient civilizations and to try and understand how their fall came about. There is, after all, no single date upon which you can affirmitavely place the end of the Roman Empire as having occured. It faded in its glory over hundreds of years. I think it more than a bit egotistical of us a country to think that any single technology will ensure our survival.

      As to the kids, I appreciate your advice, but even children at a young age already have their predispositions. It is just as wrong to push a non-conformist artsy lifestyle on a child that needs structure as it is to push a free spirited child into a corporate suit. We encourage them to be who they are, and for one I see the 8-5 structure as being extremely beneficial. I think the other would do well to understand some of the discipline that the 8-5 world requires, but will probably not want to take up permanent residence there. That being said both will, and do, receive as much love and support as we can give them;-)

      Finally, I would offer a completely unsolicted piece of advice which you are more than welcome to ignore. It is related to an anecdote of a talk I had with my borther once about Master of Orion. My brother, you see, has a PhD. in Mathematics. He mentioned to me that while all of the reviews for MoO found it to be difficult, he found it to be quite easy. I asked him if he honestly thought that he was the target audience, to which he replied, "[T]hat he had never of it that way before." You, Danila, are obviously not the target audience either. And while I believe you are quite aware of that, you must also remember that the course of the world is as much determined by the momentum of the masses as it is by the unceasing tug of the outlyers.

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    14. Re:Side discussion: by danila · · Score: 1
      Thanks for an interesting and though-stimulating post. It encouraged me to enjoy my carefree life, get out of the house and have a white night walk, to think (again) about nanotech and changes and structure my thoughts a little bit.

      Changes in the past and present

      1. It is a fact that humans haven't changed much in the past 10 thousand years. As I understand, we have essentially same physical and intellectual capability as our remote ancestors had. Our brains and bodies haven't changed much. So the basic human nature (disregarding social aspects) is similar.

      2. There have been considerable social progress, especially in the past few centuries and especially in the past decades. Although still partly controlled by reptilian parts in our brains (and while our brains are unchanged, there can still be wars, inequality, lies, greed, etc.), the society has advanced dramatically. Looking at the bright sides, we have pretty tolerant and egalitarian society that respects knowledge and scientific method, that cares about young, old and disabled, that guarantees everyone a certain minimum subsistence level (food, shelter, medical aid, access to information, etc.). While there are certain problems (and they will remain until we radically change the education and upbringing systems or redisign our brains), we can't deny the progress that happened in our socities (not everywhere, I admit).

      3. There is a very large amount of accumulated knowledge and it grows ever faster. There is also nearly universal and mostly unrestricted access to all this information. We have never been so close to answering the deepest questions of the universe. We also unprecedented technical capabilities, which is growing at an amazing rate. And finally we, humans, come to a realisation that we can achieve pretty much everything that we can think about. In several last decades the transhumanist ideas began spreading (slowly, but at the same time exponentially).

      4. Because of productivity gains, people can now have a significant amount of free time, that they can use for personal growth and development. In the past only elite few could afford leading the kind of life I can lead today (this was complicated by the fact that these few demanded an excessive and grossly unproportional share of wealth). 40-hour work week is a relatively new invention. And even that was not sufficient to truly liberate the general public. But today it is finally possible to effectively work 10-20 hours a week and remain well-provided for (not for everyone and not everywhere yet, I admit).

      Combine these factors and you will see that the present society gives people unprecedented amount of freedom, safety and comfort for the first time in our history. Of course, as I already said, this still depends on the individual. If the attitude is as you so concisely put it "same as my dad did, and same as my kids will" :) the person will not have the chance to experience this new lifestyle. This is the question of priorities - most of my friends and acquaintances (of different ages and occupations), just like people in general (pretty much everywhere), still value the family, money and career most. My observation is that they are trapped in the decisions that they made and in the societal limitations of yesterday and so see only limited choices at present.

      But economical and societal factors determine (in general population) people's goals and priorities. There are clearly visible trends - family becomes less important or not important at all, money cease to be a motivation, replaced by interesting (first and foremost) work (not job) and career is replaced by personal growth. The transition is far from complete, but the tendencies are evident now.

      Nanotechnology and future changes

      Nanotech is going to have a profound impact in all the four areas listed above. IMNSHO, this impact is going to exceed everything that has happened in the human history (although it depends on how to calculate it).

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    15. Re:Side discussion: by danila · · Score: 1

      And here are some separate replies more specifically to your post (in addition to my ideas on changes and nanotech in another post).

      I agree that it is important to consider the causes for failures of earlier civilisation. Unfortunately, I think not enough attention is paid to that and we do not have a clear understanding yet of why every one of them failed except for the modern European (later Western) societies and whether there are some risks that we should pay special attention to.

      I want to note that any actions or inactions that you take in regards to your kids are a choice you make. Children are not "what they are", they are what the genes and environment (parents and society) make of them. Their predispositions are not something external and independent from the environment. If you don't push them to be non-conformists, you effectively push them into the opposite direction, to become cogs in a corporate machine or something like that :-)

      Thank you also for the generous compliments. :) Yes, I do think that I am special, thanks to the exceptional parents, grandparents, teachers and an ample amount of sheer luck. But in this context it's not my abilities that are important, it's the unique combination of life choices that I made. They are unusual (I am indeed happen to be a non-conformist, just because the choices that I consider to be the right ones usually aren't really popular), but they are available to everyone. Unfortunately, it seems that people have little voice in that matter, the choice is made when they are young by the books they are reading, by their peers, by their parents, etc. At some stage their world view is determined quite rigidly and tends to reinforce itself. There is little chance that they will learn something new that will change their life...

      Regarding your final comment, could you clarify what I am "not the target audience" for? But as for your final words, as much as I would like to believe that I can change the world alone, I sadly realise that it is extremely unlikely. Then I face a difficult choice - to decide whether the future is going to be good or bad (regardless of what I do). This choice is to a certain extent irrational, because you cannot rigorously prove one choice or another, but I think that there are certain important indicators that optimism is the right choice. I think (I honestly do) that I understand societal, economical, scientific and technical trends well enough (for a human, who is not an big expert in any of these fields) to make an informed judgement about the future (as far as it humanly possible). The key foundations of my optimistic outlook are probably marxist view on history and understanding of nanotech and AI possibilities. And of course many other ideas are also important. This allows me to be optimistic about "the momentum of the masses" with more or less confidence.

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    16. Re:Side discussion: by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1
      Nanotech will certainly make a sudden, revolutionary change in our material world. Imagine furniture, or dishware that can change shape. But, like your other responder, I feel that life will mostly be the same once the impact has been absorbed -- technological advance is mostly 1,000 steps forward, 999 steps back. After all, my chair and my teapot work fine just the way they are right now. Anything more is trivial convenience and gee-whiz-factor.

      I am curious about your perceived need for massive amounts of power. Is it that you think we'll be doing more (like making our chairs adjust to our asses when we would have lived with it otherwise), or that we'll be doing things we couldn't before (like vacationing on the Moon by ascending a nano-fiber)? All things being equal, I would think nano-tech affords us an opportunity to make our entire power ecology incredibly efficient. Athlons could be "grown" instead of machined, to pick a blunt example. Even power generation itself could undergo a revolution if this stuff leads to a kind of artificial photosynthesis. What do you have in mind?

    17. Re:Side discussion: by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1
      Apologies for the late reply. Things have been a bit busy these days, which also ties into giving you a bit more information about myself and the kids. You see, they are not actually "mine," so to speak. I have been living with them and their mother for the last year and half and am less than 30 days away from calling her my wife and them my step kids. I do, however, love them very much and do what I can to be a positive role model in their lives. That being said I am very respectful of the fact that at this stage of the game 15 and a hair shy of 10, respectively, they do indeed have their own personalities. Of course the 30 day countdown to matrimony is what is leading to the busy schedule;-)

      This also brings up the subject of choice. I would wager that the choices you have made were choices with a high degree of risk. I make that assumption because in my experience the higher reward associated with a decision, the higher the risk as well.

      In my present situation I am looking to, in the next couple of years, looking t quit the legal profession entirely and devote myself to writing Science Fiction. This will be a large gamble for me and part of the reason why I am waiting a couple years is so that the kids will be older when the time comes. It gives me time to get myself into a good financial position and lowers the risk to the kids. It also will put less pressure on my fiancee (wife when all this happens).

      If I dod not have a significant other or kids, however, I would have far greater freedom to chuck my job and write in the cheapest apartment I could find whilse subsisting of of Top Ramen until I get a break. The end reward would be big (writing fiction professionally) but the potential risk (destitute poverty;-)

      So while the choices are there for anyone to take a running leap at success, for many people, especially those who are providing for others, they cannot in good concious take a risk that will adversly affect their children. So instead of the home run swing, as it were, they instead try for the right side of the infeild to move the runners over;-)

      Nanotechnology and AI do have a great deal of potential, and I can see how they could make the Transhuman idea a viable possibility. I remain, however, skeptical. The vast population of the Earth remains outside of Western Civilization. The people in the US and Europe are far outnumbered by the remaining people on the planet. In a sense then, anyone in one of these affluent cultures is already a Transhumanist in comparison to a member of one of these other, majority, cultures. Yet despite that you speak of being a Transhumanist in regards to those who are already, de facto, Transhuman on a global level.

      I think this illustrates on of the largest issues with human kind. Namely that we are afraid of change. I am sure it fulfilled a biological urge somewhere along the old time frame that enabled folks to stay alive by not messing with that which works. It is also that must surely be contended with as our species evolves.

      An interesting thought that I have had along these points, spurned in no small part by some of Douglas Adams' writing, is the relationship between perception and reality, and whether or not it is possible for perception to create reality. In other words, if you believe something with enough passion, does it make actually real (as opposed to real in your mind). If enough people believe in the God Thor, does Thor actually come into existence?

      If enough people believe, then, that they are Transhumanist and have unlimited abilities ranging from thought to the manipulation of matter and energy through thought alone, does this indeed give these people such an ability? In essence then, is the only thing that is holding you back from being a Transhumanist now your belief that you require Nanotechnology and AI as a means to further the process? Since we are all a part of the reality we share, regardless of our perceptions, then making such a belief reality would be affected by the perce

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  13. The beginning of the end by jtkooch · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now nano sized soldiers will have equipment to perfect their hand eye coordination before they launch their attack on mankind.

  14. I'll let him know... by cpopin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'll let him know. He's my brother-in-law.

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  15. It's all good science until ... by burgburgburg · · Score: 5, Funny
    someone lights there ear on fire answering the cell phone.

    1. Re:It's all good science until ... by EnVisiCrypt · · Score: 4, Informative

      I hate to break it to the mod's, but this is not offtopic. In fact, it's quite funny.

      See, the micro-engine charges the cellphones. Combustion + ear = ear on fire. That was his joke. Even if you thought it unfunny, it was on-topic.

      Posted with a bonus in hopes that someone will see this.

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    2. Re:It's all good science until ... by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1
      ... someone lights their ear on fire answering the cell phone.

      Then it's a FoxTV special -- When Cell Phones Attack!

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  16. Deaf, dumb, and blind... by xtrat · · Score: 0

    seems to be /.ed -- I feel a little like Tommy...

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  17. Micro-engines in cell phones? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are so going to be turning off your cell phone at the gas station now!

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    1. Re:Micro-engines in cell phones? by ZZane · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, the phone would just get in the way of their cigarette anyway.

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  18. No video by FreeLinux · · Score: 0, Troll

    I really wanted to see the video but, the site requires Windows or MAc with Internet Explorer, cookies enabled and Windows Media Player.

    I don't want to see anything that bad.

    1. Re:No video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wanted to see the video but, the site requires Windows or MAc with Internet Explorer, cookies enabled and Windows Media Player.

      I don't want to see anything that bad.


      What if it was a video of Orin Hatch downloading Metallica MP3's off of SCO's web server?

    2. Re:No video by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      I really wanted to see the video but, the site requires Windows or MAc with Internet Explorer, cookies enabled and Windows Media Player.

      I must've been imagining things when I went there with Mozilla and copied the URL for the video into FlashGet for downloading. (I wasn't prompted about any cookie, either...first-party cookies prompt for saving, while third-party cookies are rejected.) I also must've been imagining things when I played it in Media Player Classic (not Windows Media Player)...had to download and install ffdshow first, but everything worked fine without IE or WMP. If you're going to troll, it's a good idea to have at least a small part of your troll based in fact.

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  19. Researchtv needs to research site development by j3ffy · · Score: 5, Funny

    When I tried to watch the film, I got this javascript "error":

    There seems to be a problem with your system. Browser not Microsoft Internet Explorer

    That's a problem?



    We'll find WMD's in Iraq as soon as we plant them there.

    1. Re:Researchtv needs to research site development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we'll find the WMD when we find Saddam and Osama.

  20. Way To Be Flaming... by Jim_Hawkins · · Score: 5, Funny
    Researchers at the University of Birmingham have developed a micro-engine that will allow people to charge mobile phones using lighter fluid.

    ...and in other news, police have been unable to determine the cause of a few hundred homicides in the area. However, they suspect a cult following due to the strange nature of the burns on the victims' left or right ears. More tonight at 11. Now over to you with the weather, Dave...

    1. Re:Way To Be Flaming... by 3mike · · Score: 1

      ISuppose looking for applications for lighter fluid comes naturally in England, where the line from Pattern Recognition has it: [where still]People smoke, and drink as though it were good for you.

  21. Mini and Micro Rotary Engines by pyite · · Score: 5, Informative

    Berkeley has been working on mini and micro rotary engines for a little while now. Rotaries are really better for this application as they have less moving parts. Their mini rotary engine is about the size of a penny while their micro rotary engine has a rotor of size 1mm! Rotaries have no valves which makes them much easier to produce at this size.

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    1. Re:Mini and Micro Rotary Engines by Mouth+of+Sauron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wish I could put that in a remote controlled RX-8. That'd be a neat toy. :)

  22. Do you use DOS? by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 1

    I used to have a winbox, a linuxbox and now I have an Apple powerbook.
    I don't recall great difficulties playing divx-files under any of these systems.
    Perhaps you are still using DOS?

    1. Re:Do you use DOS? by Mononoke · · Score: 1
      I used to have a winbox, a linuxbox and now I have an Apple powerbook. I don't recall great difficulties playing divx-files under any of these systems.
      You are playing divx avis natively on your Powerbook? How? Only way I've found is that kludge called MPlayer. But I got what I paid for, I suppose.
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    2. Re:Do you use DOS? by KJE · · Score: 2, Informative

      VLC works just fine

    3. Re:Do you use DOS? by DarkMan · · Score: 1

      Um, DivX 5.06 for Mac?

      Ok, don't use it myself (OSx doesn't run on any of my boxen). But I've never had a problem with Mplayer. Ocassional teething problems in compilation, but if your on Mac hardware, those nice people behind Fink have taken care of all that.

      If there's something you don't like about mplayer, you could look at xine. Might be more to your tastes.

    4. Re:Do you use DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're willing to stand on your head, twirl around three times, stick your finger up your nose, and download all the right happy horseshit plugins, you can play divx avis or any other brand spankin' new wack-ass format without any difficulty whatsoever.

      The original poster's point was that mpegs are a fuck of a lot easier to play without having to jump through a series of plugin installation hoops. I didn't see the videos, and unless I find a link somewhere below where someone has redone them as one of the many video formats that I can play easily (and divx isn't one of them) then I just won't see it at all, and I won't really care.

      Cheer

    5. Re:Do you use DOS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same could be said of *nix.....

  23. For the Micro Fallingwater Game Room by AtariAmarok · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This would be great for furnishing the game room of the one-millionth scale model of Frank Lloyd Wright's Fallingwater

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  24. Plant them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We'll find WMD's in Iraq as soon as we plant them there."

    Stuff like this never happens. Or do you think that Elvis is over there right now flying around in a UFO planting WMD's as we speak? What else have you learned from the tinfoil hat?

    1. Re:Plant them? by mikecap · · Score: 1

      Stuff like this DOES happen:

      http://www.free-market.net/spotlight/fbi2/

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  25. My two cents by Daniel+Rutter · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I didn't link to anything about the recent University of Birmingham press release in the column I put up the other day about fuel cells and related technologies. The reason why I didn't is that their press release doesn't make a lot of sense, and there's nothing more substantial on their site or in the video. This piece is better, but not much better, at least for the microengine-instead-of-battery applications to which people keep saying their developments apply.

    "These micro-engines have over 300 times more energy than an ordinary battery" is meaningless. If they mean total energy delivery over whatever time period you like, then microengines can beat batteries by a factor of a million trillion zillion, as long as you hook them up to a big enough fuel tank. In actual power capacity, though, microengines aren't anything special at all, yet.

    The aim is little turbines the size of a sugar cube that run from butane or propane or whatever, and have several watts of output power; prototypes of such things have been spinning for a while now. The microengines shown in the U of B release, though, are minuscule piston units which have power output in the microwatts, if that. Heck, the ones shown in the release don't even have generators attached to them, so their electrical output at the moment is zero!

    For your amusement: A reader also pointed this out to me; it's a reprint of a piece on the subject from the British "Sun" tabloid, and it reads as if they took the U of B press release and put it through a Markov chain program, or something.

    It's good to know that alcoholism in the press is alive and well.

    1. Re:My two cents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes this press release is suspect on many fronts. The claim that the microengine will recharge a laptop in just seconds is interesting because it follows a claim that says this will eliminate the need for a battery. What exactly is the engine recharging if not a battery. If the engine is the power supply itself, then it is not recharging anything. Can anyone shed light on what is actually being looked into?

    2. Re:My two cents by grEchelonSurge · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for someone to point this out. Moreover, the article says: These new power-supplying machines will soon be used to charge mobile phones and lap top computers in a matter of seconds thereby eliminating the need to recharge them frequently. They're claiming that they'll replace batteries. But then, what are you charging up "in a matter of seconds"? Massive capacitor banks?

    3. Re:My two cents by goldfndr · · Score: 1

      Keep those two cents away, you'll crush them!

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    4. Re:My two cents by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      Well, it is BRUM UNI after all ..... says an Aston graduate ;-)

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  26. Nanoscale... by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Funny

    And a new record for the fastest slashdotting of a University website... Insert obligatory joke about Nanoseconds here.

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    1. Re:Nanoscale... by op00to · · Score: 1

      13:35:31 (468.91 KB/s) - `pinball_640x480_(divx).avi' saved [13983744/13983744]

      I got to it just fine!

    2. Re:Nanoscale... by danila · · Score: 1

      I think this is a disturbing trend to replace real actual funny jokes with keywords that are known to generate a typical response in a certain demographic. Instead of thinking of something original and then presenting it to other you cheat.

      But if this is indeed the current standard of Slashdot (implied joke here - Slashdot users are stupid - ha-ha) I might as well try it. Imagine a Beowulf cluster (implied joke) of unfunny (implied joke) jokes.

      Now moderate this into oblivion (implied modappeal), I have karma to burn (implied modappeal). And in case the article gets Slashdotted, here is the Google cache (implied informativeness of the post).

      P.S. BTW, I was actually born in Soviet Russia (implicitly funny like a clownfish).

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  27. 300 times more energy than an ordinary battery...? by relativePositioning · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "These micro-engines have over 300 times more energy than an ordinary battery and are much lighter and smaller."

    So a cellphone that needs a daily charging will now need a refill once a year?

    I would wager that this claim carries a degree of exaggeration.

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  28. Mirror for the movies? by strAtEdgE · · Score: 1

    C'mon people... you know the drill... anyone got one?

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    1. Re:Mirror for the movies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Mirror for the movies? by n9hmg · · Score: 1

      I've made the 720x540 stream availableon edonkey/overnet. It's got lots of info about who did it inside it, so I figure the authors won't feel cheated on copyright. It's so tedious anyway, I doubt that it'll be wildly popular, but the fact that it can be done at all is interesting to see.
      I haven't gotten the python modules right for bittorrent on RH9 or I'd set that up, too.

  29. New title for worlds smallest webserver by chopkins1 · · Score: 1

    They must be running their website using the pinball machine too. I hope that they can keep all of those .'s from /. in play or their server will tilt.

  30. Actually, not so much by siskbc · · Score: 1, Interesting
    That thing sure is sensitive to tilt. A minor gravitational fluctuation sets it off.

    I know you're just being a smartass, but actually I'd say that this thing is less susceptible to tilt and more to "surface" forces like friction and electrostatics compared to it's larger counterparts.

    But nice gag all the same.

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  31. exploding cell-phones anyone? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 3, Funny

    have developed a micro-engine that will allow people to charge mobile phones using lighter fluid.

    Great. Now I can add my laptop and cell phone, along with nail clippers and wooden slupting tools, to list the of things you can be detained Airport Security guards can pull me out of line and strip search me down for...

    on the other hand I wonder what MacGuyver could do with one of these, a pack of toothpicks and some loose sweater yarn...

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  32. Lighter fluid by burgburgburg · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Specifically, I was commenting on the fact that the micro-engine uses lighter fluid to charge the cellphone. I feel uncomfortable enough putting a cellphone up to my ear under normal circumstances. I'd feel quite a bit more apprehensive if I'd just loaded it up with lighter fluid.

    Oh, and thank you for noting.

    1. Re:Lighter fluid by Wansu · · Score: 2, Funny

      Specifically, I was commenting on the fact that the micro-engine uses lighter fluid to charge the cellphone. I feel uncomfortable enough putting a cellphone up to my ear under normal circumstances. I'd feel quite a bit more apprehensive if I'd just loaded it up with lighter fluid.

      "Carl, you see if you can figure out what's wrong with this thang. It won't crank up and ever'thang seems to be put together right."

      "It ain't got no gais in it!"

      --
      Wansu, th' chinese sailor
    2. Re:Lighter fluid by Muhammar · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Investigators at the School of Engineering are the first to manufacture these engines in a durable, heat resistant material such as ceramic or silicon carbide."

      Apparently their ear is resistant (up to 2700K).
      Maybe yours would become too ceramic too - after the first bake.

      Wait, and there is more - some solid propellants, used by military and in shuttle SRBs have pretty high energy/weight index ratio too. And it is easy to operate and get a great thrust from a small ammount of stuff. [Once you lit the fuse on the recharging rocket cell-phone fuel cartridge, you may have to hold tight on your mobile phone for next 30 seconds.]

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  33. I'm a Pinball... I mean Unix Wizard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been saving this up for a moment like this:

    Ever since I heard of Unix
    I've always had a ball,
    From Berkeley up to Linux
    I must've run 'em all;
    But I ain't seen nothing like him
    On systems large or small
    That tired, squinting, blind kid
    Sure makes a mean sys call!

    He sits just like a statue,
    Like part of the machine,
    Feeling all the limits,
    Knows what signals mean,
    Hacks by intuition,
    His process never stalls,
    That tired, squinting, blind kid
    Sure makes a mean sys call!

    He's a Unix Wizard,
    I just can't get the gist
    A Unix wizard's
    Got such a mental twist.

    How do you think he does it?
    I don't know!
    What makes him so good?

    Ain't got no distractions,
    Don't hear no biffs or bells,
    Don't see no lights a flashin'
    Ignores his sense of smell,
    Patches running kernels
    Dumps no core at all,
    That tired, squinting, blind kid
    Sure makes a mean sys call!

    I thought I was
    The process table king,
    But I've just handed
    My root password to him.

    Even on my own hot boxes,
    His hacks can beat my best.
    The network leads him in,
    And he just does the rest.
    He's got crazy Finger servers
    Never will seg-fault...
    That tired, squinting, blind kid
    Sure makes a mean sys call!

    1. Re:I'm a Pinball... I mean Unix Wizard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's GREAT!!! It's going on the door!

    2. Re:I'm a Pinball... I mean Unix Wizard by BigBadBri · · Score: 1

      I suppose SCO is Uncle Ernie, then?

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      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
  34. naming by maddogsparky · · Score: 1, Insightful
    If its the size of 1 mm, shouldn't it be called a "milli-engine"? It always bugs me when people name things with words that imply many magnitudes of order difference in size and use up all the obvious choices for things smaller yet than what is now called a microxxxx.

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    1. Re:naming by TamMan2000 · · Score: 1

      f its the size of 1 mm, shouldn't it be called a "milli-engine"?

      I think they are naming it after the size of the moving parts...

      Also... MIT Gas Turbine Lab Micro-Turbines

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    2. Re:naming by Demonikus · · Score: 1

      Mini comes from miniature and micro comes from microscopic.

      They're not talking about unit prefixes.

      And even if they were, if you had something that was 10 mm big, would you have to stop calling it a milli-engine and change the name to a centi-engine?

      Or how about when nanotech gets smaller then 1nm, are we going to have to the change that name too?

      And according to you, I guess we'll have to change the names micrometer and microscope, because they're much bigger then a micro meter.

    3. Re:naming by First+Person · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or how about when nanotech gets smaller then 1nm, are we going to have to the change that name too?

      Given that atoms are on the order of 0.1 to 0.3 nm and given the strong limitations imposed by nuclear physics (particularly the strong force), I don't think there is much risk.

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    4. Re:naming by renoX · · Score: 1

      >If its the size of 1 mm, shouldn't it be called a "milli-engine"?

      You're wrong: nanotechnlogy is not about the size of the object produced but about the accuracy used to create the object.
      If you created a very big object, by controling precisely the position of each molecules of the object, it would be nanotechnology, even if the object is very big.

      But you're right: these object are not nano at all: these are MEMS.

  35. new version of song needed... by Garion911 · · Score: 1

    He's a nano-pinball nano-wizard...

    (Sounds like Mork from Ork joke eh?)

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  36. Steam engine??? by k1llt1me · · Score: 1

    Researchers at the University of Birmingham have developed a micro-engine that will allow people to charge mobile phones using lighter fluid AND power their computers with STEAM!!!

    1. Re:Steam engine??? by Wayfare · · Score: 1

      Scientists have developed a nuclear, coal, and gas generators that power entire cities with STEAM!!!

  37. VLC by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 2, Informative

    "VLC works just fine"
    Indeed it does.
    I also have mplayer, but I find VLC far better.
    I have "installed" the Divx-codec for mac, but Quicktime seems to disregard it.
    I prefer that the Divx codec is used over all that MS-mediaplayer crap. Although Xvid would even be better.

  38. Who would play tiny pinball? by DaveOf9thKey · · Score: 1

    Puny humans!

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  39. In other news: Nano-guitars! by phUnBalanced · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Check out this rocking piece of nanotech.

    1. Re:In other news: Nano-guitars! by Rick.C · · Score: 1

      Is it just a coincidence that this guitar is left-handed?

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  40. lighter fluid = fumes? by kisrael · · Score: 1

    Besides the seeming flammability risk, what about fumes?

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  42. Re:300 times more energy than an ordinary battery. by DarkMan · · Score: 1

    Probably not any exageration at all.

    It's just very carefully selected semantical dodges.

    It is talking about how much energy is contained inside these systems. (I'm assuming there's talking either per unit volume, or per unit mass. Other wise, well, it's totally meaningless).

    That's a different number from how much energy you cet get out of the systems. In fact, my gut instinct is that they are comparing the energy you can get out of a battery to the total energy available from the fuel with the micro-engine. That's a false comparison either way, as the micro engine will not be 100 % efficent.

    (Been over this kind of linguistic dodge many time with battery vs fuel cell arguments. It's very similar)

  43. No flammables on aircraft by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Researchers at the University of Birmingham have developed a micro-engine that will allow people to charge mobile phones using lighter fluid.

    Unfortunately, you can't take flammable liquids like lighter fluid aboard aircraft, so it isn't going to help much on those long flights unless they change the regs. I don't see that hapening in the current security climate.

    1. Re:No flammables on aircraft by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you can't take flammable liquids like lighter fluid aboard aircraft, so it isn't going to help much on those long flights unless they change the regs. I don't see that hapening in the current security climate.

      Well.. you aren't supposed to be using your mobile phone aboard aircraft either!

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    2. Re:No flammables on aircraft by thynk · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, you can't take flammable liquids like lighter fluid aboard aircraft,

      You can't? I've never been stopped from taking my Zippo or Bic on board. Of course, it's been years since I've flown and I know that they could of changed this by now, but I would assume that as long as you don't try to take the lighter fluid bottle on board, they are not going to question your cell phone or laptop.

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  44. Tommy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tommy can you ping me?

    Can your packets zing me?

    Tommy can you ping me?

    Oh, tommy, tommy, tommy, tommy....

  45. Video Mirror by heli0 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Here is a mirror of the video if you want to check it out:

    pinball_720x540_(divx).avi

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  46. Slupting?!? by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    m-w.com and dictionary.com don't know.

    Even googling hasn't helped.

    What is slupting?

    1. Re:Slupting?!? by ViXX0r · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking he meant "scuplting", but I could be wrong.

      Maybe he's rekindled the long lost art of wood slupting!

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      University - a box of academia nuts.
    2. Re:Slupting?!? by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 0

      ROFL! I meant sculpting. Shame on me for not proof-reading before I post. Here is the corrected version of that statement.

      Great. Now I can add my laptop and cell phone, along with nail clippers and wooden sculpting tools, to list the of things I can have Airport Security guards can pull me out of line and strip search me down for...

      much better...also on a totally non-relevant note. A co-worker just told me someone is pitching a MacGuyver: The next Generation script around "The Wood"...scary....

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  47. NanoTech Engines by KingArthur10 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    About a year ago, Popular Science did an article on nanotech motors. They said that the biggest drawback of even the best Li-batteries is that no battery has even hit the 1% efficiency rating. Reasearchers hope that with these mini-engines, we may finally see power devices as small as a battery that can produce over 1% efficiency. I believe that 10% is their ultimate goal, although anything over 1% would still be worlds better than batteries. Granted, use in such devices as portable phones would actually mean that the micro engines would just be recharging the batteries, which would limit the overall efficiency to less than a 10th of a percent, but given other applications and better technology, such nano engines could replace Li-batteries in laptops and other high performance appliances. No more plugging your laptop into the wall, just go to the gas station and filler up ;) .

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    1. Re:NanoTech Engines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it it could run on ethenol (sp) then you could buy your fule at the avrage tech-wharehouse, (film remover) low polution, high power, and cool!

    2. Re:NanoTech Engines by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Surely they don't really mean batteries only have "1% efficiency" in terms of energy usage. I'm too lazy to look it up now, but I would bet that the process of charging and discharging a good battery would achieve 50% to 75% efficiency. IOW, you get up to 75% of the electrical energy back out that you put in. Otherwise, electric cars would be totally out of the question, and charging a 20W laptop would consume kilowatts of power.

      What they probably meant is that a battery of a given mass is only able to store electrical energy equivalent to 1% of the chemical energy available in the same mass of hydrocarbon fuel. I'm guessing that they also meant that micro engines are able to convert up to 10% of that chemical energy to mechanical energy (as opposed to good macro-sized engines which can convert around 50%, IIRC). Therefore, a micro engine could deliver 10 times the energy per gram of weight that a battery could on one charge.

    3. Re:NanoTech Engines by serbanp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually the LiIon and LiPolymer batteries casually achieve 98% storage efficiency. That's why a 68W battery, charging at 4Amps, is quite lukewarm. If the charging process would be so inefficient, the battery would be hot as hell itself.

      Serban

  48. torrent by angryLNX · · Score: 1

    somebody post a torrent of the video as a reply; mod whoever's post is a torrent up and mine down

  49. huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    300 times more powerful most obviously be comparing the power density per volume or per mass so why say that and say that its lighter and smaller? arent they the same statements?

  50. WILL YOU FREAKING MODERATORS LEARN THE TERMS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm fed up with people who don't the meaning of flamebait or troll. If you're going to mod something down, you should at least understand what the hell you're talking about...

    1. Re:WILL YOU FREAKING MODERATORS LEARN THE TERMS!!! by aborchers · · Score: 1
      I'm fed up with people who don't the meaning of flamebait or troll.


      And I'm fed up with people who leave nouns out of their sentences!

      Assuming you meant "know the meaning", you have a point, though...

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    2. Re:WILL YOU FREAKING MODERATORS LEARN THE TERMS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be a verb?

    3. Re:WILL YOU FREAKING MODERATORS LEARN THE TERMS!!! by aborchers · · Score: 1

      Ow. You got me. Maybe I should preview more carefully... :-)

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    4. Re:WILL YOU FREAKING MODERATORS LEARN THE TERMS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'know' is a verb not a noun.

  51. Game Over. by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny


    It's slashtilted...

  52. Nanotech Engine... still vapourware by ites · · Score: 1

    (and this story was on the Reg two days ago...)

    The nanotech engine looks very far from production ready - two or three unclear images, and an interview, that's it. The video is mainly marketing for Birmingham Uni, AFAICS, and almost entirely void of technical details or facts.

    I'll be impressed when I see a prototype actually working, or any kind of technical detail. This looks nothing more than an artist's impression and some smoke designed to drive funding.

    There is also a very big hole in the design argument. Engines, OK. But engines do not produce electricity. They have to drive a generator. That is not 100% efficient. So, please, how is a nanoengine going to be more efficient than something like a fuel cell, which converts hydrocarbons into electricity directly?

    Not particularly impressed.

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  53. I think he meant "sculpting"... by drenehtsral · · Score: 1

    It's just a type-o, although it could almost pass for an obscure word =:-)

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  54. Positive side effects by ndavidg · · Score: 1

    There could be an optional button for people with water in their ear. When you press it, the phone lights up (literally), and the fire creates a low pressure suction in the ear phone that unplugs the caller (literally).

  55. Aaww, that ain't so small by LastToKnow · · Score: 1

    Why my cousin Jake, he's got him a pinball machine thats at least half that size. And his has sound effects.

  56. Slashdot should run a BitTorrent tracker by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 1

    BitTorrent seems like a great solution to deal with the Slashdot effect, if the editors ever showed any signs of caring about dealing with it.

    I can't see the pinball!

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  57. Numbers Please!!! by istartedi · · Score: 1

    The article about the micro engine was frustrating. "300 times more eneergy". Bah! 300 times more energy than a watch battery or a car battery? Obviously, they mean power but how much power? 300 times x? What's x?

    Also, since this thing consumes fuel, it might be helpful to compare power-to-weight ratios with the smallest gas engines widely available (e.g., model airplane engines).

    Thanks a lot, U Birmingham, for dumbing the article so far down that all it conveys is "oooohhh look, neat new thing".

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  58. No, it was wooden slupting tools by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    Of course, what you slupt with these wooden tools and how you'd know if you were successfully slupting is beyond me.

    (Google thought is was scultping also).

    1. Re:No, it was wooden slupting tools by brakk · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's an old yiddish word... like schlep!

  59. Not NANO, not even MICRO, just very small... by barfy · · Score: 1

    The microengine are very small (thumbnail) sized combustion engines that drive a generator.

    I believe the 300x figure would be for electricity generated in a cubic inch... Though the article seems to actually trying to state that it would be based on cost, that the energy requirement for making the battery far exceeds the amount of electricity that comes out of the battery over it's entire life.

    So that these little engines would be very cheap to manufacture. And I need a little assurance that these aren't locally potentially pretty bad (exhaust, explosition, leakage, etc....)

    1. Re:Not NANO, not even MICRO, just very small... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. Nothing "nano" here, just normal semiconductor processing. A lot of research these days has picked up the prefix, with no change in content.

      If the design were laid down by enzymes, or STMs that'd be different.

  60. Diamond symposium by zptdooda · · Score: 1

    These people are in a better position to seriously answer your question though. Well, at least about the "diamond" part. I doubt that both technologies (nanofabrication and artificial diamond sheet growth) need to progress in lock step.

    diamond conference

    I believe Russians have been precipating diamond substrates for years, and that the technicians are gaining momentum. I'm sure it's at least founding technology for the type of construction-grade extrusion discussed in the book.

    Idle speculation on the nanofabrication side though:
    I think it will happen in our lifetimes, yes. And I fear that the devices will someday be massively available to people with bad intentions. It's a lot of power. And the downsides weigh too heavily to consider any more on a sunny Friday. Can you imagine modified software 'bots in the extrusion software?

    This is one technology that I'm not going to be impatient for.

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  61. Physicsweb link by parkanoid · · Score: 1

    Once again, the story has been posted on physicsweb two days ago.

    1. Re:Physicsweb link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So go read PhysicsWeb and quit jackin' me off.

  62. Re:300 times more energy than an ordinary battery. by Christopher+Thomas · · Score: 1

    "These micro-engines have over 300 times more energy than an ordinary battery and are much lighter and smaller."

    So a cellphone that needs a daily charging will now need a refill once a year?
    I would wager that this claim carries a degree of exaggeration.


    The 300x almost certainly refers to energy density (per unit mass or per unit volume; pick one). This is consistent with switching from batteries to chemical fuels (though still a bit optimistic). The thing is, a fuel cell will do the same thing with _zero_ moving parts, instead of the one-moving-part micro-turbine, or this very complicated engine.

    Look forwards to refilling your cell phone about once a month when fuel cells are integrated in production models (prototypes have existed for a while now). Both fuel cells and micro-turbines have problems with heat generation, though.

  63. Lasers by garyrich · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Lasers were once seen as the technology that would transform the world."

    And they were right - they did. Not then, and not in the laser death ray way they thought back then, but now. I read a compelling article a while back (probably here) that proposed that the tech boom of the 90's was not the result of computer, the Internet or anything else. It was about lasers becomming cheap enough to be put in everything. Lasers are in millions of things. We don't even think about them - CD, DVD, fibre networks, SP/DIF..etc.

    The transformations don't happen until the price point comes down. Nanotech is more like the way people think about the Internet - it starts inexspensivley from the get go (wouldn't have without those cheap lasers though). Once the first practical molecular assemblers are created (assuming they can be) it will boom very very quickly.

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    1. Re:Lasers by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 1

      An excellent point. I was, however, thinking of the world chaning to those promissed by futurists. Lasers may have changed the world, but not in the way that were promised to. Not until I get my laser gun;-)

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  64. Video mirror by Moonwick · · Score: 1

    I managed to snag a copy of the video; it's at http://lasthome.net/pinball_720x540_(divx).avi

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  65. DEAR FUCKWIT MODERATOR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Please learn what flamebait ACTUALLY IS. THAT wasn't it. THIS is.

    Moron.

  66. go Chalmers, go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeahoooo

    1. Re:go Chalmers, go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      chalmers, chalmers, CHALMERS!!

  67. Hope I get Modded Funny Too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Um, where is the spring-loaded plunger that hits the ball?

    lolololol. ROFLMAO! Wow I am throwing down some funny and original quips!

    1. Re:Hope I get Modded Funny Too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u got my shadow-mod 4 what itz worth....
      +17, SPANKALICIOUS

  68. I look at this and think only one thing... by piecewise · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    HOLY

    FUCKING

    SHIT.

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  69. I Love Pinball = i am an Analog dork by JohnnySkidmarks · · Score: 1

    There's nothing better than the rush of a multiball or an extra ball, or a freegame. And the two guys mentioned in the leed-in to the article are geniuses. I love Monopoly. There is a new "the Simpson's" pinball game out that is mind boglingling fun. The quotes in it are sweet-assed. besides that there is only one game that's better, Twilight Zone, because it had "the Power Ball" in it. Oh and the Episode 1 Starwars game because you get to knock the fuck out of Jar Jar with the steelie in order to advance to fight Darth Maul in a multiball death match

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    1. Re:I Love Pinball = i am an Analog dork by glenmark · · Score: 1
      There's nothing better than the rush of a multiball or an extra ball, or a freegame. And the two guys mentioned in the leed-in to the article are geniuses. I love Monopoly. There is a new "the Simpson's" pinball game out that is mind boglingling fun. The quotes in it are sweet-assed.

      besides that there is only one game that's better, Twilight Zone, because it had "the Power Ball" in it. Oh and the Episode 1 Starwars game because you get to knock the fuck out of Jar Jar with the steelie in order to advance to fight Darth Maul in a multiball death match

      Yep, TZ rocks, one of Lawlor's best. And I'm looking forward to playing Ritchie's new "Terminator 3". (Steve Ritchie is a really nice guy. Got to meat him at a pin con in Dallas last year.)

      Of course, if those Swedish researchers really want to impress me, they'll get to work on nano-scale pop-bumpers and drop targets... ;)

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  70. uhm. think again. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    first of all '3d rendering' (quake, etc) has virtually nothing to do with reality. all it is doing is figuring out which polygons to hide and which to show.

    '3d printing', stereolithography, that might have some application.

    but as for 'compression'. you dont understand anything about plants do you?

    a corn seed is about the size of a tic. and when you pop it in the ground you get a 6 foot tall plant with several footlong edible thingies on it, that have replicated the original seed a couple hudnred times....

    talk about 'data compression'. you can send that little tiny packet of DNA through the US mail and blam, out comes a 10 foot tall plant with 1000 new replicas of itself.

    1. Re:uhm. think again. by Trolling4Dollars · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea. However, I don't think it would be possible to make a "nanoseed" of a car, spaceship or building in the same way. Especially one that was already existing pre-nanotech. However, it might be possible (and very interesting) to make a "nanoseed" that mimics a plant seed to grow a car, spaceship or building in a more organic way. Maybe that's how we get stuff that looks like a Geiger painting to really happen. :)

  71. note about the publishing world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dear sir

    you seem to be laboring under the delusion that publishing articles on slashdot is supposed to create 'interest' or 'insight' or 'wisdom'.

    i am sorry. the purpose is to drive advertising clicks.

    thus, when people like you write lenghty letters that others , irate as yourself, click on, read, and reply to, that only generates more banner ad hits and more advertising.

    contrarily, those who find the article 'neato' will blither endlessly as well, generating even more ad hits.

    the author of this story has played it perfectly. a well written interesting story would not have been as controversial, and thus would not have gotten as many hits, nor as many irate folks such as yourself replying to it.

    so in the final analysis, i have to say, dont you get it? the media does not exist to be good. it exists to sell advertising. especially places like slashdot. and controversy sells advertising.

    1. Re:note about the publishing world by istartedi · · Score: 1

      Well duuuuh, but in order for them to get those "clicks" I have to have at least some hope of getting something useful in return. For example, The Drudge Report carries stuff that, for the most part, doesn't interest me.

      If they wanted to attract me, they'd have to start posting stuff that interests me and that I find imformative. If Slashdot totally loses its ability to provide me with anything worth reading, I will, eventually, stop reading it.

      So I don't see how you can invalidate my complaint just because /. is maximizing clicks as opposed to maximizing information. The two don't have a precise 1:1 correlation, but they do have some correlation.

      Besides, it was the University of Birmingham that failed to provide useful information. My criticism was directed at them, not Slashdot.

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  72. Ruled out by flame quenching by MZdoctor · · Score: 2, Informative

    The nanotech engine looks very far from production ready - two or three unclear images, and an interview, that's it. The video is mainly marketing for Birmingham Uni, AFAICS, and almost entirely void of technical details or facts.

    Hear, Hear. Miniature engines are sexy projects for demonstrating micro-machining capabilities but they invariably disappear from the radar after the initial media flurry. The inventors are so excited about their projects that they overlook the inevitable effects of downscaling on IC engines. The most important effect is that of flame quenching at the relatively cool walls of the combustion chamber. This occurs at around .5 mm from the chamber wall, irrespective of the size of the chamber. The few miniature engines that have actually operated under their own power are nudging this limit and, not surprisingly, have very incomplete combustion resulting in very low efficiency and extremely polluting emissions.

    At least the folks at Berkeley did their homework. They list the following research issues:
    Quenching Effect
    Engine Sealing
    Friction/Lubrication
    Fuel Carburetion
    Thermal Management
    Engine Diagnostics
    Ignition
    Ancillary Equipment/Packaging for an Autonomous System
    The first two effectively rule out anything with combustion chambers smaller than 1 mm. I'd be amazed if someone can make a working micro-engine, sadly it's just a pipe dream.

  73. sterling engines by utexaspunk · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...so how long before we get micro sterling engines to power our notebooks off of the heat from their own processors? hmmm...

    1. Re:sterling engines by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      why did i get modified troll for this? i think that's rather unfair. I was serious, and I didn't mean some sort of fanciful second-law-of-thermodynamics-defying thing- i just meant a device to recoup some of the energy lost as heat via the processor. seems like an interesting and probably someday doable article to me, and relevant to the article.... whatever

  74. Lighter fluid: combustion byproducts? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    I know that standard batteries generally have a small amount of outgassing, but what sort of combustion byproducts are we talking about with this lighter-fluid-based "battery"?

    The article is very light on the technical details of how lighter fluid will generate the energy, other than that the device be "a few millimetres wide". But the MSDS for Ronsonol Lighter Fluid goes into quite a bit of detail:

    * 95% Light Aliphatic Naptha

    * 5% Medium Aliphatic Naptha

    * <30ppm Benzene

    * Hazardous Decomp Products: Carbon Monixides & unidentified organic compounds may be formed during combustion.

    And here's the biggie:

    * EXTINGUISH PILOT LIGHT/CIGARETTES & TURN OFF OTHER SOURCES OF IGNITION PRIOR TO USE

    Does that mean no more drivers lighting up while talking on their cell phone while driving 45mph in the fast lane? Or can I just look forward to their eventual combustion?

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    1. Re:Lighter fluid: combustion byproducts? by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      I'd assumed they would use a butane/isobutane mix as used in Clipper lighters {the ones with the detachable roach poker}, not liquid lighter fuel {as used in Zippos}. This stuff burns ideally to give carbon dioxide and water vapour; even under non-ideal circumstances no product will have more than four carbon atoms in it. Pentane, its isomers and longer chain hydrocarbons are liquid or solid at room temperatures; so as long as the carburettor is designed so only gaseous fuel can mix with air and enter the engine, then it should be fairly clean-burning.

      I would have thought the main drawback with having a little engine in a cellphone would be noise. Even if you had a good enough muffler, the thing might vibrate uncomfortably. And, of course, there is the ignition to consider. If it uses a traditional magneto and spark plug, then it will almost certainly interfere with the sensitive electronics in the phone .....

      Still, I'm sure these wrinkles will be ironed out sooner or later. I want one to play with!

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  75. Great. by LowTolerance · · Score: 1

    What a spectacular use of time and money! I can think of no better way to showcase the capabilities of MEMS than with a fucking game. This is sure to elimate all the worlds problems. These scientists should get a nobel prize for making great use of their time in the lab. I'm sure their wives and children are proud of them. I once read an article on a MEMS device that could help make fiber optics accessible to almost anyone for cheap. Who in the hell needs useless stuff like that? Give us a nanotech foosball table, and science can stop right there, as far as I'm concerned.

  76. News? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "nanoguitar" (more properly "microguitar") isn't "news" at all. Dustin Carr, a former Cornell physics graduate student, built this thing in 1997!

  77. mirror, incase it gets slashdotted by krappie · · Score: 1

    Here is a mirror of the movie in case it gets slashdotted. http://brain.cx/pinball.avi

  78. hyperbole miniaturized by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D00dz ...
    MEMS != nanotech.
    Bulk silicon etching processes and artifacts (as amazingly useful and marvelous as they may be) are still very different from (though probably one of the steps toward) one-atom-at-a-time.

  79. Re:300 times more energy than an ordinary battery. by MarkusQ · · Score: 1

    The thing is, a fuel cell will do the same thing with _zero_ moving parts...

    Or on the order of 10^23 moving parts, depending on how you look at it.

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