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Collapsible LCD Screens

Schart writes "I can't seem to find any pictures of exactly what they mean by 'collapsible LCD,' but NEC today announced a new line of low(ish) priced LCD screens that 'fold up for easy portability.'" Anyone out there who can supply visual documentation?

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  1. Cool, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now I can fold up my porn and put it my pocket!

    1. Re:Cool, by da3dAlus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, it's called Playboy magazine, and it's much cheaper than the LCD. Think man, which would you rather have sticking together: a few pages of a $5 magazine, or the edges of a $500 folding LCD? Sheesh!

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    2. Re:Cool, by Forkenhoppen · · Score: 4, Funny

      Woohoo! Now internet porn can finally have centerfolds!

    3. Re:Cool, by l810c · · Score: 1, Funny

      Hey, is that porn in your pocket or are you glad to --- uhh that Is porn in your pocket!

    4. Re:Cool, by pyrote · · Score: 4, Funny

      great, first I need to encrypt, then firewall, vpn, virus scanner, and now I need a latex sheet!

      When will it end!?!

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  2. Picture this by Shriek · · Score: 3, Funny

    Excuse me while I go take a picture of an LCD falling on my head. Then you'll have one of a 'Collapsible LCD' :)

    1. Re:Picture this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or, better yet, if you did it in a drug induced haze, you could have could have collapsed on LSD ...

      As it drags the computer along, if was running a popular os, it Collapsed with BSD...

      Or if you got hit with a network card dragged along with a falling computer, crashing TCP...

      I think I'll stop there. :-)

  3. Re:why by sixdotoh · · Score: 2, Funny

    well, for those of us who like to lug our towers around! this will save a whole lot of space on those long airline flights ;)

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  4. No to be outdone by Sony.. by deunan_k · · Score: 2, Funny
    Didn't recently we slashdot-ed the Sony bendable PDA.. Duh..

    Well and good if you can fold the LCD monitor, but what's the use if you can't fold the the CPU!

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  5. easy to ship as well by stonebeat.org · · Score: 5, Funny

    yup. they ship the monitor in the standard 3x7 envelope too. pay 35 cents for shipping and handeling.

  6. Re:The World's 1st Foldable LCD by Daz3d · · Score: 2, Funny

    They've already been beaten to it! http://perso.club-internet.fr/musepat/donkey_p.jpg

  7. Re:I love technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Scientific and technological advances are just distraction by evil doers from our real duty in life.

    We should all be working the fields of our feudal lord not sitting at home programming on these new fangled porn propogators.

    Agrarian theocracy was how god intended us to live. I say we go back to being serfs and peasants so we can remain in gods good grace!

  8. 20+ years too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Collapsible LCD?

    Nintendo had that decades ago with Donkey Kong! :)

    1. Re:20+ years too late by ciroknight · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no, nintendo gave us collaspable LSD not LCD....

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  9. In other news... origami screens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Origami, the age old art of paper folding will be applied to nec folding screen techlology.

    A few folds... it's a bird
    a few folds... it's a horse
    a few folds.... it's broken!

    "It's just like that 80's toy transformers, only kids can maniplulate it".

  10. It's a singularity! by Nathdot · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is how it works (I have my sources. Don't question me!):

    * You pay your 500 clams
    * You take your monitor home and out of the packagaing
    * It collapses in on it self, all black-hole-like

    The reason there are no photos of it, obviously, is because it isn't human viewable. And now, a word of advice: Stand the fuck back when it collapses 'cos that things has some serious gravitational pull!

    This has been a public service announcement. Thankyou.

  11. Re:about time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    stick it on any wall less than 6 metres away, and presto - wireless display.

    And then some dirty bastard walks by with their laptop, and suddenly your wireless screen is displaying their "kiddie+marine life" porn on the wall for everyone to see...

    Anyway, if you could create a fold-up LCD, what would stand in the way of a fold-up OLED?

  12. 6.8 pounds is luggable? by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 2, Funny

    You need to work out more often.

    Sure, it's big, but it still fits in a backpack.

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  13. I had one... by silvaran · · Score: 3, Funny

    I had a foldable LCD screen... that is, until I folded it.

  14. Re:I love technology by Booyakka+Joe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup yer right buddy, we shouldn't forget the works of He that created us.
    I also on occasion give thanks to the contributions of Ne, Ar, Kr, Xe and RN.

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  15. Here's your picture... by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Funny

    Glad to be of service... Collapsible LCD

  16. Re:Relax....no big deal by tommten · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man.. and I was just gonna pull a "is that a lcd in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"-joke

    darn! :)

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  17. Awesome... by Piranhaa · · Score: 1, Funny

    So now when you're in bed, wanting to look at pr0n but worried your mom stepping in... You can fold it so you can see it under your sheets :)

  18. Re:about time... by carlos_benj · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming foldable screens fold as well as paper, you get 8 or 9 folds max.

    Not if you use an accordion pleated fold. Well, at least accordion to my sources....

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  19. Re:about time... by OrangeTide · · Score: 2, Funny

    If the roll up uses the same thing that those vinyl roll up white window shades and seatbelts do I'll never be able to get it to work.

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