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Microsoft SPOT Watches

Octagon Most writes "PocketPCThoughts has a report from a graphic designer who worked on wristwatches using Microsoft's SPOT. Tons of design images here and a soon-to-ship model from Suunto here. Data plans from MSN Direct will be USD$9.95 per month. This is the coolest vapor from Microsoft in a long time. It's geeky _and_ stylish!" Our older story about the watches also notes that since it's a proprietary service, when the service provider decides to stop providing it, the device becomes useless.

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  1. Stock is down! by leinerj · · Score: 5, Funny

    Notice in this picture - it shows MSFT stock is down. Nice marketing images designer >:-)

  2. Realistic Images by SiliconJesus · · Score: 5, Funny

    This image shows the watch, complete with BSOD. Sorry - I saw it, had to comment...

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  3. New Twist to Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    hey, remember those C:\ C:\DOS\run run DOS run jokes? Now we can do C:\SPOT jokes!

    1. Re:New Twist to Old Joke by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 5, Funny

      C:\>SPOT
      C:\>SPOT\RUN

      RUN SPOT RUN
      Bad command or file name.

  4. Yes... But... by fishynet · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Does it tell time?

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  5. WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    For a second I thought the design images link had misdirected me to a fark photoshop contest. That âoeyouâ(TM)ve got maleâ was particularly pukey. I just donâ(TM)t think it's proper to learn of a birth from your watch.

  6. 10$ for weather ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful


    seeing as these watches are no more than glorified pagers 10$ a month seems a bit steep just to recieve very trivial information, hell i can get a mobile phone with free minutes for 10$ a month, even my mobile GPS is free

    why not build the price into the watch instead of _another_ monthly subscription, are our lives desending into a rental culture ? where i spend cash but never actually own anything and when i stop the investment i have made in the device it instantly becomes worthless as the device ceases to function without the constant input of $

    whatever happened to buying shit that is MINE, is that concept to hard to grasp !

  7. K.I.T.T. by sxltrex · · Score: 3, Funny

    But can you talk to K.I.T.T through it to get you out of tough scrapes with a blast of TurboBoost?

  8. Fossil Watch by SunBug · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fossil already has a watch designed to work with SPOT, and it is supposed to be available this summer. It looks a little bulky, but definitly useable.

    Click here to see it.

  9. Re:And, by RevAaron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It is very unlikely that MS could track the people wearing these. Have you read any of the articles?

    The SPOT watches use FM as the method of data transmission. FM. Like FM Radio. The watches are one way. You can get info on weather, IMs, stocks, etc, but you cannot send any data out. Any perception of "asking" for data is faked- the watch simply filters out data that doesn't apply to it.

    Unless you think MS will start including 10kW FM radio transmiters in these watches and GPS recieves. MS SPOT watches: now with a big ass generator in every box!

    The only thing close to MS having the ability to track is your geographical region. The MSN Direct stuff sends out data depending on your location; the local radio station will send out weather data for that area. There is a chance that if someone wanted to IM your watch, you would have to select the region first- otherwise, the IM would be sent to every MSN Direct station there is. But then again, there's probably just as much of a chance (or perhaps higher) that they will do that.

    Frankly, if MS wanted to know what state I was in, they could've figured that out already by a number of means. I would be uncomfortable with MS or any other company tracking my relatively exact position, GPS or even something more coarse.

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  10. Microsoft's poor choice of quotes by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Funny

    Check out that page from the SPOT page, and dig that quote :

    "This is the next evolutionary step in personal computing."

    - Bill Mitchell
    Corp Vice President,
    Microsoft

    No ? Really ? Messrs Microsoft, you should at least find someone who doesn't work for you to praise your products. We're certain Bill Mitchell is genuinely impressed by SPOT, from the bottom of his heart, but in any case it's not like he's ever going to say SPOT sucks toilet water as long as he's one of your employees. This quote is so useless it makes you wonder about the rest of the product ...

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  11. How is this any different? by WankersRevenge · · Score: 5, Insightful

    when the service provider decides to stop providing it, the device becomes useless.

    How is this any different from Windows XP? (I'm specifically thinking of product activation here)

  12. The picture they don't want you to see.. by witten · · Score: 4, Funny
  13. Service vs. Goods by lpret · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I wish my macroeconomics prof could see me now...

    Here's why we're seeing more services vs. goods. Services allow the company a continuous revenue that is flexible with what people can/will afford. If X cellphone company needs more money, they'll do a CBA to see if it's better to raise rates or raise advertising or something to attract new customers. Also, services allow you as the consumer to be more flexible (in theory). Say you're leasing a car, but you don't like the way it rides. Turn it in, get another one, no big deal. You rent an apartment, but the neighbours upstairs have very loud sex (I speak from experience...), you can move out.

    If you owned a car and you didn't like it's styling, too bad -- unless you want to sell it permanantly, which takes time and then you have to buy another car (meanwhile, losing thousands of dollars in value).

    We're becoming a very fluid society in which change is the very essense of who we are. Therefore, services instead of goods is to be expected -- I mean, do you want to pay $5000 for a cellphone and then never pay for minutes? What if you break yours, another 5 grand? Or a new model comes out?

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  14. Coverage... by ktakki · · Score: 4, Funny
    According to this:
    DirectBandâ will initially cover over 100 top metropolitan areas across all 50 U.S. states, plus the top 13 Canadian cities.

    Outside of these areas? Sorry. Stuck in the subway or the Lincoln Tunnel where FM signals can't reach? Too bad. Should have brought a back-up watch just in case SPOT can't latch on to a signal, maybe one of those $1.99 LCD Toy Story II watches you get with purchase of a Happy Meal and a medium beverage.

    On the other hand, there's the possibility of some real fun for someone who has the know-how to cobble together a low power FM transmitter that can broadcast on the SPOT sideband.

    "Hang on, I've got to check my mess...Holy Mother of Goatse.cx!"

    Damn. Now I hope these things really take off.

    k.
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  15. Bleh by Illserve · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This doesn't seem like a magic nice application top me. I'd have trouble justifying its purchase even if the subscription were free, but $10 a mo?

    If I want to walk around with access to stock reports and weather, I'll get a wireless PDA or something.

    I mean, how useful can the information be when filtered through a watch? I can't web browse, I can't type or read emails, I can't even tell it what kind of food I want to eat for it to send me to an appropriate restaraunt (assuming it knows where I am).

    The whole problem with watches comes down to user input: there isn't one. This make communication decidedly one-way. So with this in mind, the only real input the user has (assuming they're not beaming IR to it from their PDA in which case why not just use a cellular internet connection), is their location in the real world. Context sensitive help has come a long way, but it's not going to let me control a watch by walking down the street in a certain pattern.

  16. Another addition to my collection... by Kris_J · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Of high tech, useless watches. Don't get me wrong, they're funky, but they're more like art than any sort of useful tool. I have:
    • A bunch of Swatch Access watches with contactless smartcard technology in them, and not a single compatible service in the state (possibly now the country).
    • A Swatch pager watch not compatible with any Australian services.
    • A Casio GPS watch that has a hard time talking to satellites anywhere I'm likely to be (I'm a city boy).
    • An old Casio watch that shows the positions of the planets on a cute little display.
    • Again, a Casio digital camera watch with a picture only slightly "better" than a Gamboy camera.
    And I don't wear any of them, I just look at my mobile phone for the time.