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Microsoft Releases SP4 for Windows 2000
Snake_Plisken writes "I checked Windows Update today on a lark and found that Windows 2000 Service Pack 4 has been released." You can read a short CNet article discussing the media player patches as well as one more about
the fixes in SP4.
Phisrt Poast Piss Frost YEAH
Obligatory first post.
Sirius Black dies at the end of the latest Harry Potter book. And Leopold Bloom dies at the end of James Joyce's Ulysses. How you like dat? FP BITCHEZ
Does this include anything like the lovely mess they introduced with SP1 for windows XP? If it does, I won't bother installin it on my work computer.
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
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I FARTED AND SHIT CAME OUT
FP?
fart
How can Windows Update tell if I have a valid license? The rule for licensing are far to complex for that. If I quit my job, my license for my home machine ends. I don't know how Windows Update would know that.
I thought windows XP was the service pack!
// Empires come and go we live forever
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love.My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike ***BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
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I'll wait until it's been ported to BSD
dicks
I am here today to dicuss my discust with Gentoo Linux! Why can't they make a version of XFree86 that works! I mean, all of a fing sudden gentoo fucking crashes when startx ran. I even reinstalled it three times with different versions of X and it's FUBAR. Its not my hardware, its gentoo and its policy putting unofficial (and therefore unsupported) patches for no reason into their ebuilds. I have now threw by gentoo disc in the bin and have installed a REAL linux distribution.
It's not linux that is not ready for the desktop, it is half assed distros like gentoo, debian and gnu/hurd that are not ready for the desktop.
I am now comforatble on my shiny new gnome 2.3.1 desktop which unlike the gentoo version, dosen't slow to a halt when a cron job is runining.
Support Qualtity, it may not be free, but you DO GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!
And you wondered why it was forked today.....
-1, troll^H^H^Hue.
This has to be the funniest fix:
Calendar Type May Change to Japanese Emperor Era When Outlook Runs
The information in this article applies to:
* Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition
* Microsoft Windows XP Professional
This article was previously published under Q325038
SYMPTOMS
When you run the Japanese version of Microsoft Outlook, the calendar type may change to the Japanese Emperor Era type.
CAUSE
Outlook uses the GetLocaleInfo and SetLocaleInfo functions to calculate using Japanese Emperor Era in the calendar. However, because of a timing problem with the functions, Outlook cannot revert to the original calendar type correctly.
RESOLUTION
To resolve this problem, obtain the latest service pack for Windows XP. For additional information, click the following article number to view the article in the Microsoft Knowledge Base:
322389 How to Obtain the Latest Windows XP Service Pack
The English version of this fix has the file attributes (or later) that are listed in the following table. The dates and times for these files are listed in coordinated universal time (UTC). When you view the file information, it is converted to local time. To find the difference between UTC and local time, use the Time Zone tab in the Date and Time tool in Control Panel.
I heard he was dead!
Never let a lack of data get in the way of a good rant.
Thanks for the link. Normally, for a file of this size I would look for a BitTorrent link but I think Microsoft can afford the bandwidth hit of us all downloading it individually.
And, for what it's worth, I agree with your sentiments about Windows 2000. Without a doubt, it's the best OS that Microsoft have ever released.
"Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue." - David Brent, Wernham Hogg
Do what I do for Thursdays:
Drink two Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters, lay your head down on a nice fluffly towel and fall asleep listening to the soft beeps from a Sub-Ether Sensormatic. When you wake up you will find Thursday is thankfully over, unless you had three Gargle Blasters, in which case it's probably Thursday again.
Farting & cumming at the same time is the ultimate release. It has happened to me twice. WOW!