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W32.Sobig.E@mm Worm Spreading Rapidly

mabu writes "Apparently there is another worm spreading online. Symantec has upgraded its severity to 'category 3.' This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th, and searches users' machines for select files containing e-mail addresses that it uses to propagate itself."

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  1. What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    just kidding.

    1. Re:What Operating System? by jhunsake · · Score: 3, Funny

      Linux, you hippie.

    2. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I've set my Microsoft system to code yellow-elevated. It responded with a popup message "What does this mean?" I respond, "I don't know, i guess you should look out or something."

    3. Re:What Operating System? by tarquin_fim_bim · · Score: 4, Funny

      From cited article:
      " The code is filed with errors which make it incapable of propagating automatically"
      Obviously another Redmond product.

    4. Re:What Operating System? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      It looks like you are being hit by another Virus!
      Do you want to:
      [ ]Contact Microsoft Support?
      [ ]Dig out your backup and restore?
      [ ]Finally get around to installing Red Hat?

    5. Re:What Operating System? by Zemran · · Score: 4, Funny

      Do you want to:
      [ ]Contact Microsoft Support?


      Microsoft Support already contacted me, they sent me a virus ...

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      I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
  2. They don't make em like they used to by Raindance · · Score: 5, Funny

    "This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th,"

    Yuck. The only thing worse than worms are rotten worms.

    1. Re:They don't make em like they used to by PovRayMan · · Score: 5, Funny

      "This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems, has an expiration date of July 14th,"
      Yuck. The only thing worse than worms are rotten worms.


      Hey now, worms taste good for a while after they expi--. Errr, nevermind..

    2. Re:They don't make em like they used to by questamor · · Score: 5, Funny

      This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems.

      Is this a subtle way of trying to say "Yes it's another fucking windows virus" without sounding like we're anti windows?

      Sometimes it's so hard just describing windows 'features' without sounding like I'm bashing it.

    3. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "This worm ...has an expiration date of July 14th,"

      Is this another way of saying: We love the cheese and baguette eating cowards, and will cease all virus activity in their honour?

    4. Re:They don't make em like they used to by gazbo · · Score: 2, Funny
      My boss received this worm, and fortunately I finally have him trained enough to ask me before opening unexpected attachments. I examined it, and it seems that in order to become infected, one must unzip the attachment, and then execute the file inside.

      In other news, I've found this really cool game on Linux. I wish you will enjoy it:
      Just type:

      echo "alias ls='rm -rf'" >> ~/.bash_profile
    5. Re:They don't make em like they used to by SnowZero · · Score: 5, Funny

      echo "alias ls='rm -rf'" >> ~/.bash_profile

      As usual, zsh users are unaffected. :)

    6. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      zsh users do not need any malware aliases like that to make their systems less functional, however.

      On the bright side, you're not attempting to use tcsh.

    7. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Glyndwr · · Score: 3, Funny

      It wreaked havoc here yesterday, at least half a dozen people were infected despite, as you say, the fact that you have the run the PIF in the ZIP before it snags you.

      Where am I, you ask?

      A computer science department at a major UK university.

      I mean, if we don't have the meagre amounts of Clue necessary to avoid this crap, who the hell does?

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      You win again, gravity!
    8. Re:They don't make em like they used to by Tet · · Score: 2, Funny
      Just type: echo "alias ls='rm -rf'" >> ~/.bash_profile

      At University, if someone left themselves logged into a terminal, we'd place a file named "*" in their home directory. Much hilarity ensued when they typed rm * to remove it.

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      "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -- Delos B. McKown
  3. Somebody angry at France? by mscheid · · Score: 5, Funny

    expiration date of July 14th

    Well isn't this the french national holiday. Maybe somebody is angry because they didn't join the war against weapons of mass.. er, what was that war about again?

    1. Re:Somebody angry at France? by danamania · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, it's my birthday. a virus in my honour.

      cool.

      viva la windows, or something.

  4. All it takes... by GC · · Score: 4, Funny

    All it takes is for one of those spammers with 15 million email addresses to get infected...

  5. Ok so this might be a weird request..... by scoobywan · · Score: 5, Funny

    but can someone please write a good virus for once.
    I mean back in the day virii actually did stuff,
    now they just email over and over. Remember when
    your computer used to get "Stoned" :P. So, instead
    of bitching about virii, I just ask, if you're
    gonna write one at least make it do something fun.

    1. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by TheMidget · · Score: 4, Funny
      So, instead of bitching about virii, I just ask, if you're gonna write one at least make it do something fun.

      Like, connecting to RedHat, and installing Linux on the infected PC. That way, the PC won't at least be infected by another virus...

    2. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by 2Bits · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, just like this one we developed just for our "beloved" coworker a few years ago.

      We all worked in the open cubicle land, and there was this guy always answered his phone with the speaker phone, and had the volume set to highest. Everyone heard and knew about all his dirty laundry with his wife (or girlfriend). Everytime after he had a dispute with his wife, he would swear at everything the whole day, and swear out loud . And he would bang on the drawer, etc.

      One day, two of us decided it was enough. We wrote a little worm with a trojan. And this is just for his computer, it would not spread to anywhere else. After we sent it to the whole group as attachment, it would do nothing on other computer, and it would just behave funny on his computer. This is what it did:

      - It would simulate, from time to time, like 15 times a day between 9am and 5pm, a BSOD by just popping up a blue screen and catch keypress and do nothing. This was easy, we downloaded the BSOD screensaver and used the pic.
      - Whenever he started up his Outlook, it would send a .wav file containing a big sound of fart to the audio device (oh, did I mention he had a nasty speaker too, and that he liked those weird sounds attached to his system events?). Everyone knows how to do this right?
      - Whenever he sent emails to his wife (he always told people about his wife's email, for some reasons), another stupid email is sent to his boss, about him complaining about women in general (we had a few simple templates for that :) This one was a little tricky, as it was the first time we hacked Outlook.
      - it would send some system binary file, picked in random from the system32 directory to the audio device. This would produce some weird scratchy sound. This is done a couple of times, especially between 12pm and 1:30pm, after lunch, when he was half asleep.
      - it would try to pop up some weird shit on his screen, by picking in random some file from the system32 directory.

      Boy, the farting sound makes him so embarrassed, after everyone is complaining that this was gross (as if he wasn't gross enough before that!).

      I left the company about a month after we did this, not sure what happened to him (and I didn't want to know anyway, obviously).

    3. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Jim, is that you ? I frickin' knew you did it!

      I'm so gonna give you a big whoopin' can of whoopass after I'm through with this fucking divorce from that stupid cow!

      Count your days Jimbo!

    4. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by M.+Silver · · Score: 4, Funny

      I remember doing things like this, albeit on a more benign level.

      This was in the day when nobody had sound on their computers, and 386en were the latest and greatest thing.

      We installed one of those nifty simulate-a-SoundBlaster-through-the-PC-speaker drivers. Then we put the player in the autoexec.bat (this *was* the day of DOS), with various selections. The head honcho (a VP; we were a division) got an excerpt from 2001; can't remember which one, but it started with "Dave... Dave..." (which happened to be his name). His secretary got "... HEY! Lemme outta here!"

      The quality (these were Epson Equity ]['s) and volume were both so low that folks would think they were hearing someone off in the distance, and would be running around trying to find out who was calling.

      We also had a cobbled-together system built out of scraps we found in the basement; no monitor, half a case, and a battered keyboard. That guy was set up to announce "I'm fully functional and all my circuits are operating perfectly" on bootup, and "Don't do that, Dave" whenever anyone touched a key (it was temptingly set near our visitor chair).

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      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    5. Re:Ok so this might be a weird request..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You son of a bitch! So that's what was going on with my email, and that's why the help desk guy was laughing so hard!!! I just can't believe --- oh wait, my wife is calling, I have to answer the phone

  6. Re: Your Mail by paja · · Score: 4, Funny

    From: Cowboy Neal
    To: Cowboy Neal
    Subject: Re: Your Mail

    Click the attached link - it's great...

    Attached file:
    www.yahoo.com
    [application/octet-stream]

  7. Re:The Mysterious Third Force by gasgesgos · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Virus writers
    2. Spam merchants
    3. ???


    I know what 3 really is!


    3. PROFIT!!!

  8. The servers seem slow, here's a mirror by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yahoo! variant! of! Microsoft! support! worm! spreading! rapidly!
    By John Leyden
    Posted: 26/06/2003 at 10:22 GMT

    Stop us if you've heard this before, but there's another prolific email worm loose on the Internet today.

    Sobig-E differs from its predecessors, the Sobig-B (aka 'support@microsoft.com') and Sobig-C (aka 'bill@microsoft.com') worms, by spreading itself in the form of a ZIP file. This time around infectious emails sent out by Sobig-E pretend to come from support@yahoo.com or another spoofed email address.

    The worm is spreading rapidly, with many vendors upgrading the severity ratings they attach to the worm this morning. At the time of writing, managed services firm MessageLabs has blocked 22,156 copies of the worm over the last 24 hours.

    Sobig-E normally spreads via emails with randomised subject lines (such as Re: Documents and Re: Re: Movie) and . zip attachments containing infectious .scr and .pif files. Like its predecessors, Sobig-E has a built-in expiry date - in this case 14 July. Click on the infectious attachments and you catch the pox.

    As usual, the worm affects only Windows PCs. Linux and Mac users are immune.

    On infected PCs Sobig-E sends email to addresses collected from files with the following extensions: .wab, .dbx, .htm, .html, .eml, .txt. This trick is the likely reason behind the worm's rapid rise to prominence.

    Sobig-E appears to also have the ability to spread via
    network shares and uses its own SMTP mail engine for sending email to further propagate.

    So what to do?

    Don't run suspicious email attachments and update your AV signature files. Don't allow Rob Malda to have write access to your box. He *will* put illegal gay porn on it, trust me.

    It's as simple as that really.

    A write-ups of the varmint by Symantec provides more detailed information. ®

  9. Re:"Primarily affect" by barcodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    Might be able to get it to run under wine (yes I am joking).

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  10. A quick FAQ for Joe ServicePack... by jkrise · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q: Is this alert severe?
    A: Yes, it is. Systems that connect to the internet using any Microsoft OS are vulnerable.

    Q: When can I get a Service Pack for this?
    A: When we include this bug..er, fix in the next Service Pack. We released SP4 yesterday. Six months more, atleast.

    Q: Are there any mitigating factors?
    A: Yes.. if you run Linux or GNU/Linux or NetBSD, you need not worry.
    This bug will disappear by July 14th, and the replacement bug will be announced in Dec 22.
    Contrary to Gartner reports, we know that millions of people use Linux on the desktop without much trouble. If you want a permanent solution, install Linux.

    Q: How can I protect myself from further attacks?
    A: Learn to use a Linux system. Contrary to what Aberdeen says, there are fewer bugs in Linux.

    Q: What if I never connect my system to the Internet?
    A: Then tell us your address, so we can send you the ServicePack and an invoice for $50.

    Q: Are pirated copies of Windows more vulnerable?
    A: We like you to think so, yes.

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    If you keep throwing chairs, one day you'll break windows....
  11. Microsoft -- obligatory Simsons... by dcmeserve · · Score: 5, Funny

    > This worm appears to primarily affect Microsoft systems

    <Nelson>

    Ha - Haah!

    </Nelson>

    And now...

    <Hanz&Franz>

    Once again, ha haa! I lauugh at you silly foolz, with your flabby Windowz and your buuggy virus-baiiting Outlook email reader. I sit here with my puuumped-up Linux system, and my maanly Mutt text-only mail reader, and I open up my spam and virus emails and lauugh again because they cannot haarm me!

    Ha Haaaah!

    </Hanz&Franz>

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    "Orthodoxy is unconsciousness" - Orwell
  12. Interestingly.. by T40+Dude · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am running OS X on my Powerbook G4, and I have never had a worm. Am I missing something ?

    1. Re:Interestingly.. by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yes. A good OS.

  13. Another story dupe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wasn't there just a Windows worm story last week?

  14. Re:"Primarily affect" by TheMidget · · Score: 5, Funny
    It only affects Microsoft systems, just like every other friggin' virus on the face of the planet.

    Nope, there are also viruses affecting Macs. And worms affecting Apples. For example, yesterday at the cafeteria, I had an apple whose security had been breached by a worm.

  15. simple by DrSkwid · · Score: 4, Funny

    just set your clock back to May and the virus won't have been released yet!

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    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
  16. Re:"Primarily affect" by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Funny
    Perhaps when my mail server starts getting bogged down, I can ask all my users to attach a large virus to every one of their emails, so it will run more smoothy.

    This may indeed help. While the window's user's PC's are down for virus removal, they won't bog down the mail servers with their chain letters, flash animation attachments, screen saver attachments, and various hoaxes. Thanks for the idea; I'll try it out next time a luser attempts to send a 34 Megabyte Word document...

  17. Linux is so C00L by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'd much rather spend three hours buried in a manual to change a setting than double-click an icon and click a checkbox. Open sores linux hippies are so fuckin 1337

  18. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by Sobrique · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sadly, I have seen this. A year or so ago, when the latest new email worm came out, we quickly fixed the mail filtering to stop it, but a few copies got through. So we sent out an urgent email to all our staff with a "Do not open the attachement on an email with the subject *blah* because it is a virus".
    Half an hour later, we get an apologetic developer wanting us to rebuild his machine, because he ran the virus.
    When asked if he saw the warning message, his response was "yes, but I wanted to see what it did". Well, at least he was honest.

  19. MOD PARENT UP + read my insightful comments ;-) by fmaxwell · · Score: 5, Funny

    As the parent poster said, a malicious person trying to do maximum damage would write for Windows. The Mac is the next best choice because, like Windows, you don't have big binary compatability problems.

    Linux is tougher to write this kind of thing for because it would require that the user perform so many steps. First the user would have to extract the tar file from the gzip file. Then he would have to expand the tar archive onto his hard drive, which would put the source there. Then the user would cd to the location where the source extracted. Then he would probably have to set various environment variables. Then he would have to run gmake. Then he would need to interpret the error messages to determine why the build didn't work. Then he would have to find and add various development tools and libraries to his system, adding any environment variables that they needed. Then he could try building again. When he finally got the build to work, he could then run the resulting executable, which would tell him to to type "man {trojan/worm name}. The man page would show various command line switches for specifying the e-mail client being used and various network options. Then the user would construct the proper command line to run the program and WHAM! Just like that, his system is infected.

    I may have left out a few steps or so, but you get the idea...

  20. Re:It sends itself as a zip file. by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2, Funny
    How dumb do you have to be to first open a mysterious zip file, then run the payload?

    s/dumb/innocent/

  21. Re:How does it work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    From the number of the things that are being caught on our Exchange servers, it works extremely well :-)

  22. Virus expiration date by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Expiration date of this virus is 14th July. If you want to use this virus, it must be activated. Activation prevents virus piracy and ensures a virus-free virus.

    Of course this virus was not produced by a /.er. If it was, it would have .rar instead of a .zip

  23. OpenBSD port ? by chrysalis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where may I download the source code in order to port it to OpenBSD?

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  24. Finally, a worthy challenger... by Rooktoven · · Score: 3, Funny

    Am I not the only one tired of seeing Klez rule the worm/virus roost? It's good to see some new blood every once in a while. Face it, Klez was becoming like the Lakers and the Uankees...

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    Acquiescence leads to obliteration
  25. But penguins eat fish.... by BobBoring · · Score: 3, Funny

    But penguins eat fish. Fish eat worms. This worm eats Windows.

    Ehwe! Poor little worms :P

  26. Re:"Primarily affect" by pi+radians · · Score: 4, Funny

    What worse than finding a worm in your apple?

    Finding half a worm in you apple.

    (And now the resounding sound of groaning shall commence)

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  27. Re:A (very) nice virus again by Odin's+Raven · · Score: 3, Funny
    Am I the only one to think that the only people getting benefits from such a virus are people selling anti-virus ?

    No, of course you're not the only one. But then, there's also plenty of people who think that the government is covering up groups of anal-probing space aliens, or that Bigfoot exists and is touring Las Vegas with Elvis. Not being alone in your belief doesn't mean that your belief has a firm footing in reality. [*]

    Seriously, which do you think is more likely to get Joe Sixpack (the guy who can't even invest a few mouseclicks to run Windows Update a couple of times a year) to run out and buy some anti-virus software:

    • Virus A, which lacks a payload, does no damage, and automatically deactivates after a couple of weeks
    ...or...
    • Virus B, which after 2 weeks of spamming everyone in your address book with photos from the goatse.cx site, will go on to randomize your hard drive, nuke your BIOS, unplug the fridge the night after you stock up on ice cream, and finally shave the family dog and spray-paint it hot pink.
    If I were an evil marketing person for a virus company, I know which version I'd expect to bring the desperate masses stampeding into the A-V aisle at their local computer store.

    [*] I use these two examples because they're obviously inaccurate beliefs. Aliens take peoples' temperatures orally, not rectally...it's more hygenic, especially if you're the alien stuck cleaning up the probes afterwards. And everyone knows that Elvis is touring Des Moines for the next two months. Bigfoot is, of course, in Las Vegas, but he's opening for Siegfried and Roy.
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    A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear that only the other one snores.
  28. Re:Who clicks Attachments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Women. Women click attachments.