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Bill Gates On Linux
King-of-darkness writes "USA Today had an interview with Bill Gates on june the 30th. Gates seems to be considering Linux as a passing thru competition just like OS/2., and That Microsoft are the ones that keep pushing new technologies."
OS/2 Delivers!
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Dick was obsessed with his dick.
He would beat off at least three times a day:
In the morning, when he woke up,
Right after or right before dinner,
And right before he went to sleep.
If he didn't get in his three daily beat-off sessions,
He was a pain in the ass to be around.
He jerked off to tv-
Especially Mary Tyler Moore and Dynasty and Charlie's Angels;
He pulled his pud to porno books;
He even jerked off
To the underwear ads
In the magazine section of the Sunday New York Times.
If you were a girl, talking to him on the phone,
Chances are he was beating his meat to the sound of your voice.
'Cause coming was his raison d'etre.
One time he was in the middle of jerking off to Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune When a job offer came to him over the phone
And he needed a job bad
But he told the man he'd call him right back,
'Cause he needed to come more than he needed the job.
And it wasn't that he was ugly or afraid of women or
anything like that
He just honestly preferred his right hand.
I saw him the other day,
And he told me that last friday he was with two girls at their place
And they both wanted him to stay over.
But he went home,
Called up another girl,
and jacked off while talking to her.
I don't know why he tells me this shit.
Dick's a fucked up guy.
Must be some kind of July Fool's day. Just wait for that story on the evil bit.
You GO Bill!!!
"Thanks Microsoft!
Re-Appoint Bush! [gwbush.com] "
Get over it! Move on! Bush was elected just the same as his predecessors by winning enough states to get enough electoral votes.
"This is the guy that managed to overlook the internet when he wrote The Road Ahead in 1995."
Silly, this was before Al Gore invented it.
" No - by winning enough judges to get enough electoral votes."
No, he won the actual vote counts in Florida. All the judges did was stop an attempt to tamper with the ballots.
> pusing ... nevertheless, they are ... MultiMedia ... Nevertheless
At what point did you drop out of grade school?
I like the insinuation that the New York Times cannot be trusted.
Gee, USA Today saying the NYT can't be trusted would be like, oh, I don't know...
MS saying something like that about Linux!
USA Today sux0rs. You think it is an accident that their newspaper stand boxes are shaped like TV sets?
The moderation on the parent is "overrated" and "redundant."
If you look at the text of the post, shouldn't it be TROLL?
Mod parent up: (+1, Funny)!
"You quoted this 640K thing twice today. Can you please provide a reference? "
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No I didn't. The guy ABOVE me said it. Look here: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=69527&cid=634
"Derp de derp."
Sorry dude. Slashdot's UI sucks.
no, you are just a blind bastard... so stop masturbating, if you don't want to completely lose your vision.
"Sorry dude. Slashdot's UI sucks. "
:) I've done that before too.
No worries.
"Derp de derp."
... it's "salmon".
-pyrrho
"Tell this guy. I was replying to him sarcastically."
Why did I get modded as redundant when the guy above me didn't?
"Derp de derp."
You'll be able to get a moon roof for free
MOON roof? WTF is that? Over where we live we call it a sunroof. Do you live in Antarctica?
== Jez ==
Do you miss Firefox? Try Pale Moon.
ok, I can't be bothered to read the whole post, I've got beer to drink, but I did just burn a tarball to cd by dragging it to a nautilus window.
What is commonly called a 'sun roof' is actually a 'moon roof'. Sun roof blocks the sun (it's the solid/metal sun roof). Moon roof is the see-through type roof.
So, in fact, over where you live (I assume sunny, as opposed to Antarctica) they should call it a moon roof, because that's what it is.
"Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
would SOMEONE pleease tell me how this is a troll! he refutes the parent point by point, providing references to his sources... how is this a troll? it's the opposite of a troll! this post is damn informative for anyone who is seeking to use linux and cannot find what they're looking for. assholes