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Ink More Expensive Than Champagne

laing writes "According to this story, ink for home printers is now seven times more expensive than vintage champagne.Ink in a typical replacement cartridge costs about £1.70 per millilitre, compared with 1985 Dom Perignon at 23p per millilitre." Explains why I get daily spam about toner, but none at all for booze!

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  1. Hardcore dupe action by mao+che+minh · · Score: 5, Informative

    This was all covered earlier. The story posted by Michael earlier today about Lexmark's DMCA suit contained a link to a BBC article showing the price of ink to be higher then that of vintage champagne. The 1.70 per millitre thing was even covered.

    You guys are editorial juggernaughts.

    1. Re:Hardcore dupe action by snazzed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I found the repost useful. Reading the Headline and summary on the HP - DMCA article, I had no interest in reading the full article. Hence, I never read anything about the cost of Ink.

      Reposting the story with a different theme may get the attention of people who may not have been interested in the original story... people like myself. The link may be a Dupe, but the idea behind the posts were not.

      Thanks
      Snazzed

    2. Re:Hardcore dupe action by dark-br · · Score: 5, Funny

      New /. slogan: "News that mattered. Stuff for the amnesiac." ;)

  2. Reassignment of terms. by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ink costs more than champagne? What?! That's not the natural order of things. To correct this problem, the French must immediately start drinking printer ink and printing with champagne. That should kill a few problems with one stone (sorry for the mixed metaphor). To clear up the resulting confusion we will call printer ink "Freedom Champagne" and champagne, "printer ink 2: full-speed".

    1. Re:Reassignment of terms. by Uart · · Score: 5, Funny

      what will really blow your mind is when you realize that gasoline is cheaper than bottled water...

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    2. Re:Reassignment of terms. by nr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yep, and weed growing in your garden is more worth than gold!

    3. Re:Reassignment of terms. by TheMidget · · Score: 2, Informative
      $0.25 a gallon? Wow, where do you get gas from?

      He's probably a Merkin, where gas is cheap, but clean drinking water is expensive. In the US, the only thing that is cheaper than gas is donated blood....

    4. Re:Reassignment of terms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
      $0.25 a gallon? Wow, where do you get gas from?

      He said "Bottled Water", not water from refilling stations where you can get a gallon for 25c.

      To explain the water>gas phenomenon, you just have to look closely in urban areas. In California, bottled water such as evian, dasani, arrowhead in tiny or medium tall bottles are more of an accessory than something which serves a specific purpose - thirst quenching; rehydration.

      It is psychological behaviour and water-distributing mafia knows this. Historically homo-sapiens always had the need to carry around something. Whether it was a rock, a spear, sword, etc; later became smoking and morphed into the idiotic bottled water trend. It is the ideal successor to smoking, because it repeats the 2 basic patterns cigarettes serve - hold it in hand, intake into the body through the mouth. And thus we have companies exploiting it with inflated prices and we get bombarded with constant advertisements on TV, billboards, etc.

      I'm no psychologist, but I think I've narrowed it down to why the bottled water costs more than gas.
    5. Re:Reassignment of terms. by Uart · · Score: 2, Informative

      last I checked I was paying $1 or more for a liter for water (bottled), and $1.55 or so for a GALLON of gas.

      liter gallon

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    6. Re:Reassignment of terms. by cristofer8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny thing is that this is a somewhat recent change. My old hp c400 inkjet (really slow and ugly) had print cartridges with refill holes built into them.

    7. Re:Reassignment of terms. by conway · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Whats even more interesting is that, for example, Coke is cheaper than bottled water.
      (Compare Coke and Dasani -- both produced by the same company, but the "flavored" water is more expensive than plain!)
      In fact, bottled water seems to be the most expensive soft drink :)

    8. Re:Reassignment of terms. by conway · · Score: 3, Funny
      Tap water in SoCal tastes horrible and leaves mineral deposits in my pans.

      How many times do I have to tell you: humans consume liquid with the top orifice, not the bottom one. Do try to be more careful, or we might be noticed!

    9. Re:Reassignment of terms. by Golias · · Score: 4, Informative
      Uh, no, gas is $1.60-1.90 / gallon and clean water comes out of the sink.

      Quite correct. In almost every city in America, clean drinking water is available from your city water tank almost for free.

      The reason bottled water is so expensive in the US is because almost nobody pays for ordinary drinking water unless their local supply was contaminated by a flood or something.

      At local convenience stores, you can buy distilled water such as Aquafina (bottled by the Coca-cola company) for about a dollar for 20 ounces or imported mineral water like Evian for about the same price. When an American says "bottled water," they are usually talking about that sort of thing... And yes, it is more expensive than gasoline. Drinking bottled water is looked upon by many Americans with a certain amount of scorn for lack of thrift, and perhaps a little bit of class-envy.

      Some people in some parts of the US buy distilled water out of fears about chlorides or other additives in the municipal water (for a humorous reference, watch the movie "Dr. Strangelove,") but most Americans just drink what comes out of their tap, leaving very little demand for $0.25 gallon jugs of water from the store.

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    10. Re:Reassignment of terms. by Enraged_jawa · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Evian" spelled backwards is "Naive" .. the French knew all along

    11. Re:Reassignment of terms. by OECD · · Score: 2, Funny

      My old hp c400 inkjet (really slow and ugly) had print cartridges with refill holes built into them.

      But my champagne bottles never did! You couldn't even put the corks back in the darned thing! I'll bet you that's where they got the idea from!

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    12. Re:Reassignment of terms. by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 3, Funny

      once a bottle of water became more expensive than beer, I quit drinking water. Shortly there after I was rushed to the hospital after I collapsed of dehydration and alcohol poisoning. The moral of the story, cheap boozed is not your friend

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    13. Re:Reassignment of terms. by outsider007 · · Score: 3, Funny

      it's harder to acquire a taste for ink than for champagne, but once you do...
      you are one classy motherfucker.

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    14. Re:Reassignment of terms. by damien_kane · · Score: 2, Funny

      humans consume liquid with the top orifice, not the bottom one.

      However, much of the time they speak out of the bottom one...
      Today, you can lead the revolution! Speak out of your top orifice for once...

    15. Re:Reassignment of terms. by k4w0ru · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's not like this in all of the US.

      The tap water in the area where I live is horrible.

      I can't stand to drink it, it just doesn't taste like what water should taste like, and it's probably not the most healthy thing to drink.
      Mostly everyone I know does not drink from the tap, unless it's being filtered.

      But, I still don't pay more for water than gas. I usually buy bottled water at $0.50 to $1 a gallon.

    16. Re:Reassignment of terms. by Enry · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's sad really. Public places have been removing chilled water fountains and replacing them with either warm water fountains or selling bottled water (that's cold).

      At home, I buy a 24-pk of bottles for cheap, then refill them from my filtered tap. Refil 5-10 times until the bottle gets crusty.

    17. Re:Reassignment of terms. by dcmeserve · · Score: 5, Funny
      Historically homo-sapiens always had the need to carry around something. Whether it was a rock, a spear, sword, etc;...

      [Ooog walks into cave]

      Bogg: Hi, Ooog! I see you have your rock with you.

      Ooog: Yeah, I know, it's kinda heavy, but, well, you know, ya gotta carry something...

      Bogg: Oh, I know! Believe me!

      [Bogg picks up his rock]

      Bogg: I've had this sucker for 3 days now. It really fills the void left when I threw my last rock into the river...

      Ooog: What'd you do that for, anyways?

      Bogg: Oh, well, you know, gotta throw something...

      Ooog: Oh yeah, I hear ya!

      Boog: Hey, can you believe they're charging three squirrels for a good rock nowadays?

      Ooog: Oh, man, that sucks! That's even more than a good clay pot -- those are 2 squirrels, maybe 2 and a half max!

      Bogg: Yeah, man, why are there so many idiots who would pay so much just for a rock?!

      Ooog: Well, ya know, gotta carry something...

      Bogg: Oh, yeah, I hear ya!

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    18. Re:Reassignment of terms. by dbrutus · · Score: 3, Funny

      I always get a chuckle out of the Aquafina bottle with it's little squiggle logo evocative of mountains. In reality, it's distilled/bottled in Munster, IN, a very flat place that is a few miles away from Lake Michigan.

      And yes, it's a Pepsi product.

    19. Re:Reassignment of terms. by ian+wentzell · · Score: 2, Informative

      What's really funny is that some standards for tap water are actually higher than those for bottled water. A different government agency (the FDA) oversees standards for bottled water than the one (the EPA) for tap water.

      Very often bottled water is really just tap water, or worse. Just look at this article. Some bottled water is actually from very dangerous sources near industrial waste sites, and the FDA requires significantly less frequent testing for bottled water sources than does the EPA for tap water.

      Some standards, though, like the maximum permissible amount of lead, are actually lower for tap water, but only by a miniscule amount: a difference of 10 parts per billion. If you're really nervous about that insignificant amount of lead, though, you can always get a Brita or Pür water filter to remove it, which is a hell of a lot cheaper than buying water by the bottle (refer again to FDA article for that).

      There is also the consideration, though, that the minerals in mineral water make it taste better, not to mention make it possibly better for you, than probably the tap water of your region. But a lot of bottled water, like the Coca-cola company's Dasani, ain't mineral water ("Ingredients: water, magnesium sulfate, potassium chloride, salt"). Be sure about the significance, or lack thereof, to your health of what you're buying. I think that for most intents and purposes bottled waters by varying degrees are scams, and for that matter so are sodas, at the prices we get charged.

  3. And the buzz is better by Lane.exe · · Score: 5, Funny
    Plus, the rad high you get from sipping ink completely blows away that bubbly kind of drunk you get when you pound the Christobal.

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  4. On the other hand... by Raindance · · Score: 5, Funny

    People are taking this so negatively; just revel in the fact that champaign is so cheap!

    1. Re:On the other hand... by EinarH · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Yeah, I know this was meant as a joke but you made me think.

      The other day HP introduced their new DeskJet printers. Their prices start on something that would have been almost unbelievable a few years ago; *$39*. Isolated that's just freaking cheap for a printer capable of printing medium quality photos.

      However the only reason they go so low in pricing is because they have managed to trick the public into almost exclusively buying HP-ink. Ink is a substance that's *pretty* generic. And still people still buy HP cartridges even if they could get ink elsewhere at 1/3 of the HP price-tag. That's beyond me.

      AFAIK these printers don't contain chips that makes it impossible to use generic ink or third party cartridges.

      I guess that the price on HP-ink feels right to many consumers as long as they are still willing to pay the price.

      And BTW about the Champagne; the price on this former exclusive goods has been falling steadily after the Y2K buzz about the world running out of it. Basically the price curve on some brands like Dom Perignon looks like a stock chart for a dot-com.

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    2. Re:On the other hand... by cesarcardoso · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (About low printer prices)

      However the only reason they go so low in pricing is because they have managed to trick the public into almost exclusively buying HP-ink. Ink is a substance that's *pretty* generic. And still people still buy HP cartridges even if they could get ink elsewhere at 1/3 of the HP price-tag. That's beyond me.

      They tell people, "buy original or your printer'll blow or something".

      It's the same BS they tell about pirated CDs, at least here in Brazil.

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  5. Hmm? by Squidgee · · Score: 2

    Champagne.ink? Has someone been coding in Java too much recently...? =p

  6. You don't get any for booze because... by gmajor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You don't get any for booze because the ATF would go postal on spammers. They take their job very seriously.

    1. Re:You don't get any for booze because... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which is why we need a bureau of Printer Ink, Natural Viagra Supplements, Genital Enlargement, Nigerian Banks and Obscure Domain Name Registrars.

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  7. Slashdot is too UK-centric by bdesham · · Score: 4, Funny

    But seriously -- anyone mind providing conversions to USD?

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    1. Re:Slashdot is too UK-centric by BrynM · · Score: 2, Informative

      As of today's exchange rate of £1 to $1.67179

      £1.70 = $2.84
      23p (£0.23) = 38 ($0.38)

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    2. Re:Slashdot is too UK-centric by dinog · · Score: 5, Funny
      USD $2.84

      Thanks to : http://www.xe.com/ucc/

      So a bottle of Lexmark ink would cost USD 2132.00. Unfortunately, it doesn't taste nearly as good, and goes rather poorly with lobster. The initial bouquet is bad, the nose just aweful, and the horrid taste sticks to you tongue like, well, ink.

      Dean G.

    3. Re:Slashdot is too UK-centric by mickwd · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Unfortunately, it doesn't taste nearly as good, and goes rather poorly with lobster."

      Since it's ink, perhaps it would go rather better with squid ?

    4. Re:Slashdot is too UK-centric by mdielmann · · Score: 4, Funny

      Unfortunately, it doesn't taste nearly as good, and goes rather poorly with lobster.

      Well, yes, when you use the blue ink. If you try the red ink, I'm sure you'll be much happier.

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  8. Ink is too expensive by jared_hanson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've long held the belief that ink for inkjet printers is way to expensive. I bought a cheap laser printer 4 years ago, for about twice that of a nice inkjet printer. However, I am still using the same toner cartiridge that came with it. I've probably saved myself 10 times the money by going with a laser printer. Yeah, I can't print in color but that does not bother me. I'm not sure how the price of toner compares to ink cartridges, but laser is the way to go.

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    1. Re:Ink is too expensive by odyrithm · · Score: 2, Interesting

      one pretty nagling problem with companys using color printers is that when the black cart goes the color suffers and instantly the user thinks its the color cart thats gone.. so wanders to tech to get another.. end of the day Im sure you can see whats happened.. and how much money is wasted/lost.

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    2. Re:Ink is too expensive by Wraithlyn · · Score: 4, Informative

      Agreed for B&W absolutely... I have had a laser printer for about 8 years or so, and the original toner cartridge just ran out last year. Sure the cartridge costs $150 (CDN), but it lasts forever, and the text is sharp enough to shave with, and blacker than hell.

      However, colour has its place, so when I finally bought an inkjet printer to print out photos from my digital camera, one of the primary factors was long term operating cost.

      Epson printers are the top of the line for visual quality, and a very cheap initial purchase, but they gouge you on replacement cartridges later... so I went for a Canon (s820) instead, and am extremely pleased with both the print quality, and ink economy. It has SIX refillable cartridges (photo, or "light", magenta and cyan in addition to standard CMYB) as opposed to Epson's microchip crippled, non refillable 1 or 4 cartridge solutions.

      The Canon is also way faster and quieter to boot, and everytime I show someone a photo I've printed, they want to know what professional Photo Lab I went to. :)

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    3. Re:Ink is too expensive by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Personally I see no need to print in color. Most documents that I would actually print (word, visio etc) look fine in greyscale. And I've had the same experiences with toner, the cartridges are expensive, but they last forever.

      I just dumped a 10 year old Epson laser last year. Only because I needed more memory(the 1 meg printer was choking on large documents and flowcharts). Epson memory for my model was like $50 a meg And the printer had a 4 meg max. (Would have been $150 for 3 megs of memory) So instead I got a new HP for $450.(16 megs, 1200 dpi).

      Interestingly, the toner cartridge for the old Epson was 25% full. If I didn't have the memory requirement, i probably could have gotten another 2 years out of the toner.

      The only thing I can think of reasonably needing a color printer for is photographs. And I figure: why bother? If I need a print of digital photos, I just send them off the service. They come back on photographic paper, looking almost as good as prints from my SLR.

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    4. Re:Ink is too expensive by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then you haven't seen the right photo-printers. The new range are incredibly good. In fact the output of my friends HP when printing photos from his D60 are impossible to distinguish from a photo-print without a loop. This is up to 17*something inches.

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    5. Re:Ink is too expensive by Maserati · · Score: 3, Funny

      Agreed. I really need to lock up my "ready use" stocks at the office. They've saved me some weekend trips to the office, but we also had to pay for a printer repair+part due to msyterious circumstances:

      Part of the paper feed system of an HP5000 (good printers, ask me about 79.00FE errors from OS X clients) managed to disappear; without this part of the guide, it will jam on every single sheet. To get at this part you have to remove the toner cartridge, lift up another part, and take out two screws. This piece vanished. I was watching the repair when the tach found it, and two days later I watched him put the new one in.

      Two weeks later... Yep, the printer is jamming again. I watch the tech take it apart. That same damned piece is missing again.

      It just has to be users.

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  9. just buy a laserjet by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 5, Informative

    My annual operating cost for an $800 HP LaserJet 2200 is about a $100 for toner.

    Sure, I paid a lot more up front, but having to spend $100 every two months to maintain an Epson Inkjet added up quickly.

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  10. Bootlegging by retto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does this mean people are going to start bootlegging ink? Will the great crime families ditch the drug trade for the undergound ink market? I fear the day our great cities are brought under the heel of the ink barons.

  11. Ink by nother_nix_hacker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I tend to find the 86' Lexmark ink has a fruity taste which can be complimeted only by a good mature cheese and a decent toner cartrige.

    1. Re:Ink by nick_davison · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I prefer fava beans and a nice Epson. Thththththththth.

    2. Re:Ink by hobbesx · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tend to find the 86' Lexmark ink has a fruity taste which can be complimeted only by a good mature cheese and a decent toner cartrige.

      Hmmm- could anyone recommend a delicate Champagne to accent my vintage Canon bubbly-jet?

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  12. lucky drunks by abe_is_fun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Even though ink is more expensive than fine champagne, and therefore is better than fine champagne (proof by induction), you shouldn't drink it.

    It would stain your teeth some ugly color like #006666, and you would never get a date and you would die cold and alone, a pitiful 30 year old virgin.

    Instead, drink beer -- it's been helping ugly people get laid for over 200 years!

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    1. Re:lucky drunks by zerocool^ · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Instead, drink beer -- it's been helping ugly people get laid for over 200 years!

      Beer was invented by the babylonians or Sumarians at least 6,000 years ago (it is mentioned in the epic of gilgamesh, approx 3,000 years ago).

      It was also an important part of the diet of the european middle-ages peasant. Peasants would stockpile barley and wheat for the winter, but towards the end of the winter, the grains would start to go bad. The solution to this is beer, which could be made from slightly bad grains and still convey the nutritional value of the food. Beer is nothing if not a good energy source, rich in sugars and other more complex carbohydrates.

      So, you could say that beer may have saved Europe in the Middle Ages.

      Or, you could just say that it's been getting people laid for quite a lot longer than 200 years.

      (damn history degree)

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  13. also by abhisarda · · Score: 4, Informative

    Explains why I get daily spam about toner, but none at all for booze!.

    Sending booze by mail across state lines is not legal in many places.
  14. Other shocking comparisons.. by L.+VeGas · · Score: 5, Funny

    Pound for pound...

    Poodles cost more than horses!

    Crack whores cost more than fatties!

    Eardrums cost more than eyeballs!

    1. Re:Other shocking comparisons.. by pmz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Crack whores cost more than fatties!

      You can get a better value by requesting the Assistant Crack Whore-in-Training. They haven't mastered the trade, yet, but they get the job done.

    2. Re:Other shocking comparisons.. by Have+Blue · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah but you get much better image quality when you use poodles.

  15. Fortunatelly, is just the ink by nbarr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This happens with ink. How fortunate we are that other stuff for computers cant be sold the same way ink is.

    Its a good strategy selling cheap hardware, and than charging huge amounts in the stuff needed to make the hardware function. Should this be illegal?

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    1. Re:Fortunatelly, is just the ink by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course it shouldn't be illegal. It should just be unprofitable, since the customers would all Just Say No. The real point of the story is to inform people that they are idiots for paying that much.

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  16. The sheer wastefulness of ink marketing by robogun · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I usually get the generic cartridges for my pre-chip Epson. When they ran out of those, I had to buy the "economical" two-pack of genuine Epson.

    Aside from the $40 cost (deep-discount, as I understand), just getting the cartridges out from all the packaging was a chore. It was like peeling an onion. It was time- consuming. I needed a knife to get past the hard shell. There were slick-coated 4-color ads in and on the packaging.

    The resulting stack of garbage took up half the wastebasket -- not including the spent cartridges, which I am starting to save for refilling.

    Knowing I paid for all that glossy, 4-color trash makes me highly reluctant to buy those genuine cartridges again.

  17. Get Smart by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny
    Chief: This desk runs entirely on ink.

    Max: But chief, that's incredible. Do you realize what this could mean to our energy supply?

    Chief: Unfortunately its an extremely rare type of ink that can only be found in the Middle East.

    Yes I'm paraphrasing, but that's the first thing that came to mind;-)

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  18. Stupidity makes sense at last by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This has been going on for a while, it shouldn't surprise anyone. Manufacturers are getting cheaper (not all their own faults, but it's a fact of life for most consumer grade items). The make crap and hope to keep selling it, because other manufacturers are finding cheaper ways to produce the same goods (usuallt with offshore labor, but not always).

    So...in the end, they produce crap and try to make up profits elsewhere. In the printer business, that's either paper or ink. And not a lot of printer manufacturers are selling much expensive paper. And, they're not liekly to beat the paper industry at inexpensive paper either.

    Me, I cut printer costs by saving everything on $0.50/GB hard drives instead of printing, always cheaper in the end.

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    1. Re:Stupidity makes sense at last by evilviper · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Me, I cut printer costs by saving everything on $0.50/GB hard drives instead of printing, always cheaper in the end.

      You could save a lot of money by saving everything on $0.10/GB DVD-Rs instead.

      Besides, it's not the same. Nobody has yet made a monitor that is as easy to read as a piece of paper (though they could, but that's another rant). Also, computers are notorious for being noisy, large, and requiring electricity no matter where you want to take them, or what you want to do on them.
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  19. Newsflash: Apples and Oranges vary in price! by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 4, Funny
    Is this one of those tests?

    Champagne is to printer ink as:

    a) Automobiles are to shoes.
    b) Doorknobs are to bedpans.
    c) Beach sand is to integrated circuits.

    The answer is c because integrated circuits are computer related and this is slashdot...

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  20. Re:Quick! by SharpFang · · Score: 3, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of drunken soviet cartritges that refill YOU!!!

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  21. But How Much is Inside by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well according to this, ink costs about the same as Chanel No. 5 Eau Du Parfum, but when was the last time you tried to print porn with parfume or champagne?

    1. Re:But How Much is Inside by the_pooh_experience · · Score: 2, Funny

      abd oh yeah... the cartrige purchaced was $32, and the 146 pages of porn were printed and for $41. It seems to me after all is said and done, the cartrige costs about -$0.21 a mililitter.

  22. Inkjet vs Laser Printer by divide+overflow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Explains why I get daily spam about toner, but none at all for booze!

    Actually, it says nothing about toner and everything about the high price of ink. Note that:

    1. Ink is for inkjet printers.
    2. Toner is for laser printers.
    3. Toner is usually MUCH cheaper per page than ink.

    I've been waiting to find a color printing option that approaches the cost per page of a laser printer with the color quality and resolution of a good inkjet printer. So, has anyone here on Slashdot found an optimal solution that offers reasonably quick printing? Extra points for built-in network support.

  23. Re:Off topic but interesting point about ink. by Mononoke · · Score: 3, Funny
    This post reminds me of when the Mayo Clinic informed me that they make their own ink to keep costs down...
    Ok, I know where they would get large quantities of red and yellow, but where do they get the other two colors?

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  24. Well which lasts longer? by donutz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I mean, you drink some champaigne, take a piss an hour later, and it's gone.

    You print out your term paper...and behold! It's still there! Way to go ink manufacturers!

    Of course, you could always try your luck with pissing on a piece of paper...but I don't think your instructor would like to read your essay that you printed that way....

  25. Not the only thing with surprisingly high prices by mnemonic_ · · Score: 3, Interesting
    It was reported several months ago that many prescription drug cost more than their weight in gold. An excerpt (emphasis mine):
    Lipitor, the anti-cholesterol medicine, costs about 20 times as much as gold, based on late-2002 prices from www.drugstore.com. Prilosec, used to treat ulcers and gastric reflux, costs 35 times as much. Prevacid, used for the same purposes, costs 25 times more.

    Zocor, an anti-cholesterol medicine, is worth 33 times its weight in gold.
  26. My New Businessplan by sherpajohn · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Develope color printing technology that is cheaper than ink-jet.
    2. Make scads of money
    3. Buy one of the really prestigious Champagne "Houses" - they are so funny...they do not call them estates, but houses!
    4. Hire the best chef in France to make lots of Hot Grits
    5. Invite Natalie Portman over
    6. Enjoy 3 course meal of Fine Champagne, hot grits and Natalie
    7. Print out pictures of #6 on cheap color printer
    8. Sell copies of pictures
    9 Profit!!!!!

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  27. Not only is it less expensive... by OS24Ever · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...when you buy Champagne, the bottle is actually full. Plus there is no crime against refilling the bottle and using it for your own stuff.

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  28. Sounds like "General's Hospital"... by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 2, Funny
    This whole champagne and ink thing reminds me of one of the weirder stories in the fortune files:

    The General disliked trying to explain the highly technical inner workings of the U.S. Air Force.

    "$7,662 for a ten cup coffee maker, General?" the Senator asked.

    In his head he ran through his standard explanations. "It's not so," he thought. "It's a deterrent." Soon he came up with, "It's computerized, Senator. Tiny computer chips make coffee that's smooth and full-bodied. Try a cup."

    The Senator did. "Pfffttt! Tastes like jet fuel!"

    "It's not so," the General thought. "It's a deterrent."

    Then he remembered something. "We bought a lot of untested computer chips," the General answered. "They got into everything. Just a little mix-up. Nothing serious."

    Then he remembered something else. It was at the site of the mysterious B-1 crash. A strange smell in the fuel lines. It smelled like coffee. Smooth and full bodied...

    -- Another Episode of General's Hospital

  29. Worms more expensive than steak! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's nothing. You should see the cost of worms. This week, 250 grams of mail-order worms cost me 4UKP (say $6). So much for the urban legends about worms going into McBurgers. I bet they just use cheap filler ingredients instead, like ground up cow.

  30. $17 for 24 refills by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 5, Informative

    Refill your Canon i320 printer that you bought for $40 (U.S. price) with this refill system: http://www.ims-ink.com/. It costs $17 at Costco and refills the black cartridge an estimated 24 times. The system also comes with bottles of colored ink; haven't calculated the color refills yet.

  31. Re:I read this in the metro this morning by Atzanteol · · Score: 2, Informative

    Especially considering you're *only* 5 hours ahead of the US EST.

    Slashdot is always showing things a little later. They don't *post news*, the post links to *other peoples* news. Been like this forever. Deal with it.

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  32. The comparison is useless by John+Jorsett · · Score: 4, Informative

    I buy a drink mix that, added to water, yields a liquid that's more expensive than gasoline. Does that say anything about the high cost of the mix, or the low cost of gasoline? NO! They're two different things and thus have two different prices. Telling me that a little tub of ink costs more than champagne on a per-unit basis is similarly useless information, unless I can substitute champagne for the ink.

  33. Price of bottling by Gorimek · · Score: 3, Informative

    That tells you more about the price of bottling than anything else.

    Compare bottled water to bottled gasoline, or pumped water to pumped gasoline to get a fair comparision.

    1. Re:Price of bottling by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 4, Informative

      no, it tells you that people are idiots to be paying $1 for a pint of water.

      its all profit. water is dirt cheap. plastic bottles are dirt cheap. distribution method is already in place for the big guys.

      Bottled water is almost pure profit.

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    2. Re:Price of bottling by suwain_2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mmmmm. Nothing like a good bottle of gasoline. ;)

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    3. Re:Price of bottling by nathanh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's only a ripoff if you don't consider the whole picture. Consider that soft drink for $1 a bottle is easily 10x the cost of the materials (mostly sugar and water). But what you're paying for is the FRIDGE at the store that keep it cold and the CONVENIENCE from not lugging around a bottle of water until you needed it. Convenience has a price. You can't simply look at the raw materials to determine value.

      Look at it this way, there is 2c worth of wheat and yeast and water in a loaf of bread. They charge $2 for it. Where did the other $1.98 go? Into the cost of preparing and cooking and packaging and marketting and transporting and storage and the sales clerks salary. So what if there is 0.01c worth of water in a $1 bottle? You've still gotta pay for all the other costs including a much more expensive storage cost (refrigerated).

      PS: I don't buy bottled water, I prefer juice :-)

  34. Re: Your answer by MachineShedFred · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was once told by the design dept. where I work that they would never let me take the printers they were using.

    Then I gave them one of these.

    They couldn't get rid of the other printers fast enough. 20 PPM full photographic color, single-pass laser printing. The damn thing basically has a first generation Power Macintosh G4 under the hood for the RIP processor (PowerPC 7400 / 500Mhz, 20GB hard disk, 512 MB RAM).

    It is the most impressive printer I have seen in a long time. Be warned: it's damn expensive, but it has already paid for itself many times in the last six months.

    Oh, and it has your built-in Ethernet, and responds to AppleTalk, LPR, and Windows printing.

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  35. Yeah, but... by Red+Rocket · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I bet it can't touch Bull Semen.

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  36. What the hell have I been doing? by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Funny

    I need to stop printing and start drinking. Its "cheaper". Yeah honney. I was thinking about printing out the manual for your new stairmaster, but I wanted to save money so I drank a case of cris and then put it together.

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  37. Some numbers by freeweed · · Score: 4, Informative
    I've been pricing out toner/ink comparisons lately, because I spend way too much on ink, and end up just printing stuff out at work anyway.

    In Canada, a $100 toner cartridge gets you around 5000 sheets on a low-end laser printer. The same price cartridge for a more expensive printer (same toner, but different cartridge shape for obvious reasons) gets you well over 10000 sheets.

    Most inkjet cartridges here are in the $40-$50 range (assuming all black printing). You get anywhere between 200 to 500 pages per cartridge.

    So basically:
    • a $300 laser printer + $100 toner = 5000 pages, or about 8 cents per page, with any extra pages costing 2 cents a pop.

    • a $600 printer + $100 toner = 10000 pages, or about 7 cents per page, extra pages around 1 cent each.

    • a $99 inkjet + $50 ink = 500 pages (I'll be optimistic here), or about 30(!!) cents a page. Extra pages are 10 cents each.

    Note that I'm ignoring any ink/toner that comes with the printer; usually these are extremely low-yield 'samples', and in any case the initial toner cartridge almost always outperforms what you get for free with an inkjet.

    So basically, unless you're planning on only printing a few hundred pages EVER, it makes no sense to buy an inkjet for B&W printing. Never mind the fact that if you rarely use an inkjet, the ink nozzles eventually stop working even if there's plenty of ink inside. At least, no amount of cleaning can fix the ones I use in my Epson Stylus 700, if I don't print for more than 3 months.

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  38. Printers by pokka · · Score: 5, Informative

    One interesting fact about ink cartridges:

    As you all probably know: ink prices average around $30 US per cartridge.

    Did you know that most of the $50 printers use 10mL ink cartridges, while the more expensive ones use 40+ mL cartridges?

    The strange thing is that when it's time to refill the ink, the 10mL cartridges cost almost the same price as the 30 mL that are used in more expensive models. So while you saved a little money by getting the dirt-cheap printer, you're now paying 3 times as much for the ink!

    This is (in my opinion) a very unethical way to trick consumers into thinking that they are saving money by buying a cheaper printer. I've heard many people say that "it's cheaper to buy a new printer than to buy the refill cartridges". But it turns out that this is not true.

    Don't believe me? Check out the HP deskjet 3300 series ($40 printer). It uses 10mL cartridges that cost $17.00, which is $1.70 per milliliter.

    Now check the Deskjet 6127, a $299 printer. It uses 42mL cartridges @ $29.00, which is only $0.69/mL! The ink for the $40 printer is 2.4 times as expensive.

    By the way, this does not apply to Canon printers, but does apply to most others.

  39. Market Forces by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I wirked for California Coolers for a while (anyone remember them?) and let me tell you, bottliing is cheap. After the initial capital investment is earned back, it's pretty much a minimum cost operation.

    What this fact tells us is that people will buy just about anything. We've gotten so condition to the $1.00-$1.25 bottle of soda (talk about a pure profit market!) that we willingly accept a $1.00 bottle of water. Add in the snob appeal of certain brands of bottled water and you've got yourself a massive money-maker.

    One thing you have to remember is that price is NOT a function of cost. Price is a function of market forces. It is whatever people are willing to pay.

    Consider: I used to wirk for a computer store eight years ago. A regular six-connector 50-pin SCSI1 internal ribbon cable was priced at $60.00. You know how much it cost the store to buy it? $5.00. Yep. $55.00 markup. Why? People beleived that SCSI was more expensive.

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    1. Re:Market Forces by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yup. Cause if you do, your replacement ain't gonna be a 6 gig drive. They'll replace it with whatever they have handy, because giving all their RMA replacements a 40 gig drive is cheaper than continuing to make 6 gig drives.

    2. Re:Market Forces by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hell, local stores are still doing this. A 6' firewire cable at a local chain electronics store is $35.

      Go to the distributer in town, and they sell the same cable in bulk for $6. The only difference? It's not packaged in a plastic windowed box with full-color labeling and "instructions for use" (ya, plug it in!).

      Of course, as soon as the store repackages the bulk product, they charge over 5x the price. For probably about $1.50 worth of additional packaging.

      Consumers are stupid and companies are there to squeeze the money out of the stupid ones as fast as possible.

      N.

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    3. Re:Market Forces by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just as an aside, I use one of these, both at home and at work:

      Continuous Ink System

      Works great, and I bet it scares printer manufacturers like hell. I can print all day on these things and when the ink runs low, I just unscrew the top of the bottle and pour a little more in.

      I was printing 11x14s by the dozen without worrying about it. Great stuff!

      N.

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    4. Re:Market Forces by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We've gotten so condition to the $1.00-$1.25 bottle of soda (talk about a pure profit market!) that we willingly accept a $1.00 bottle of water.

      Yup.. Sams Club... (a walmart for the rich and snooty.. you have to pay to shop there...) a CASE of 36 bottles of water.... $3.95

      bottling costs are NOTHING.. as well as distribution, marketing,everything....

      Hell I asked and I can get a pallet of 144 cases of 36 bottles for only $150.00.. nothing special for a business to buy a pallet of product.

      2 cents per BOTTLE of water my Cost.

      and I am nobody special.

      Let's add that product to my store... If I sell it for 25 cents a bottle I get over 1000% profit. if I chill it, I'm only getting 300% profit..

      If I put it in a vending machine at a local spot.. I get 500% profit! and that includes the payback on the vending machine!

      Anyone here trying to justify the $1.00 a bottle for water is a complete and utter moron.... or just a scumbag at heart.

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  40. Ink != Toner by dark-br · · Score: 3, Informative

    Explains why I get daily spam about toner, but none at all for booze!

    Toner is an powder mixture used to develop images in photocopy machines and laser printers working as follow:

    * A copier drum is given a positive charge.
    * The image from the original copy illuminates the charged drum and a latent image is formed.
    * Static electricity attracts toner to the drum surface and a visible image is formed.
    * Toner on the drum is transferred to paper by positive charging.
    * After the image transfer process is completed, the paper is separated from the drum surface.
    * Toner on the copy paper is firmly fixed when the paper runs between heat and pressure rollers.
    * A cleaning blade wipes off excess toner.
    * The drum is exposed by a neon lamp to erase remaining static charge.

  41. Re:Cutting costs on printing supplies by Jester998 · · Score: 2, Informative

    "$20 PDF writer"

    Umm, no. How about you try PDF995. It's free and works great. I use it all the time.

  42. Re:P & � by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Funny

    Simple. Recall that there 252 pennies to the guinea. A half guinea is worth 10 and six, or about 11/20 of a pound. 5 newpence (p) are equal to 12 pennies (d). It's all frighteningly easy, once you get the hang of it.

  43. Wishful thinking, I'm afraid. by RatBastard · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm afraid that's wishful thinking. Most consumers don't look at the long-term costs of anything. If they did they wouldn't buy inkjets or SUVs. They'd buy LaserJets and more fuel eficient automobiles. People either buy the item that has the lowest off-the-showrrom price or what they've let Amdison Avenue convince them they want.

    The costs-more-but-will-save-you-money-later printer will wither and die next to the costs-less-but-will-eat-you-alive-later printer. Once people buy something they'll pay through the nose to keep that item viable, if for no other reason than to convince themselves they didn't get ripped off.

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  44. how much ink by kardar · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was looking at the HP 3420 - it was on sale recently for something like $40 or so.

    I had always used second-hand DeskJet 500's, 560's etc... with the "26" cartridge - that cartridge holds 40 ml and prints out about 800+ or so pages. These "51626" cartridges are right around slightly less than $30 US. I have printed thousands of pages of material using these old HP DeskJets and have had no problems. I like those printers. They are kind of slow, but very reliable.

    The black cartridge for the HP 3420 holds 10ml and is expected to print about 200+ pages. It costs slightly less than $20 US. The color cartridge for this printer holds 8ml and produces slightly less than 200 pages.

    The higher quality (and more expensive) printers have larger page number counts for their refills, but many of the less expensive brands and printers had page counts of less than 500 pages per cartridge, and even though the cartridges have dropped in price, they hold a lot less ink and you can hardly get anything printed with one cartridge. These bargain printers are probably an excellent solution for those who just need to print out an occasional web page or order confirmation here or there. They probably are not designed for people who print a lot. And, paying 18 dollars for a cartridge just kind of feels better than paying 28 dollars for a cartridge, despite the fact that there is only 1/4 as much ink in there!!! The boxes are all the same size on the shelf, who would guess that one cartridge has 10ml and the other has 40ml?

    I have come to expect over 500 pages from one deskjet cartridge. Closer to 1000 would be better - some printer can do this. The HP DeskJet 1200 (which is an older model) - this black print cartridge was rated at 1100+ pages before it ran out (42ml). Same price as the others - about $30 US.

    I don't doubt that the quality of the printed pages is good - I love Hewlett Packard printers, it's just that if you print a lot of stuff, you really need to get a printer (even second-hand, if you can find one) that was originally designed to do some serious printing. I found a second-hand HP printer (I love HP printers) that is rated for 12,000 pages per month; not like I would ever print that many pages per month, but it is kind of cool to know that you could if you wanted to.

    Office Depot's site has page counts on all the refills - I found it helpful when shopping around for a printer. To some people, page counts per cartridge don't matter - they don't print enough stuff to have that matter. But to many of us, it does make a big difference, and it is surprising how expensive the ink is for the really inexpensive printers.

  45. Re:Bizarre by CausticWindow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Overrated? I think not. This is the only sane comment to this bizarre article. I'll never drink ink, no matter how expensive it is.

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  46. Dr. Strangelove by benjamindees · · Score: 3, Funny


    "Mandrake, have you ever heard of a thing called fluoridation? Fluoridation of water?"

    "Do you know what it is? Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot that we have ever had to face?"

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  47. Ink piracy by Decimal+Dave · · Score: 4, Funny

    These high prices are just a result of rampant piracy in the ink industry. College students are especially guilty of downloading ink from Kazaa and sharing it with their friends.

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  48. makes me glad... by agendi · · Score: 2, Funny
    that I don't drink printer ink really.

    I wonder when I'll be able to order it in resturant.

    me: I'd like a flute of printer ink thank you.
    waiter: Would that be red, yellow, blue or black?
    me: Make it blue - oh and none of that refiller ink crap!

    6 years from now at McDonalds. "Would you like printer ink with that?"

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  49. I guess it's a good thing by cyclist1200 · · Score: 4, Funny

    that your printer doesn't require a magnum of ink!

  50. it's not necessarily a sanitation issue by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Informative

    A lot of people complaining about bad water are mainly complaining about the mineral content of their water. Water in some areas is naturally "harder" (contains more minerals) than others, and it'd be prohibitively expensive to distill it all. It's not dangerous, and many people don't mind the taste, but some people dislike it (and it tends to leave mineral deposits in your shower/bathtub).

  51. sex by sewagemaster · · Score: 2, Funny

    yea, ...but there's still no sex in the champagne room

  52. Please see Penn & Teller, "Bullshit" by jridley · · Score: 5, Informative

    They did an episode on bottled water. It turns out that bottled water is NOT tested or regulated by any government agency unless it crosses state lines, but tap water is constantly tested. The federal government has over 100 people that test tap water, but less than one person to test bottled water.

    In an independent study that they quoted, more than half the brands of bottled water would not have passed tap water quality specs.

    The funny part of the ep was when they went to a NYC restaurant and had a "water steward" BS'ing people into paying $8 for a bottle of water from the hose in the alley with a phony label on it; people were making up all kinds of BS about how "sparkling" and "crisp" it was, and how they each had a different character even though we knew they all came from the same hose.

    Around here (Ann Arbor, MI), the tap water is VERY good tasting; I bought some bottled water in Chicago a couple of weekends ago and it tasted FAR worse than what comes out of the tap here. I actually think the tap water tastes better than the bottled stuff, but people still buy the bottles.

    Also, Aquafina/etc is NOT distilled, it's merely filtered. Taste distilled water sometime; it's nasty. Aquafina is just Pepsi with no carbonation or flavoring; really, it comes from the same lines, it's the water that they normally use to mix soda. So you can pay $1 for a bottle of Pepsi, or $1 for a bottle of Pepsi without the additives.

  53. Why buy name-brand ink? by Cinematique · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got tired of paying $30 per cart for my Epson Color Stylus 777, so I checked out Google and discovered that there are a handful of (Chinese?) manufacturers producing generic ink WITH microchips included. This is important because several Epson printers have chips on their replacement ink specifically made to thwart generic ink manufacturers... my model included.

    The old way of refilling these carts was to buy a chip flasher and a bunch of ink, refill the original carts, flash the chip, then reseal the carts... major pain in the ass.

    That's no longer necessary.

    So I ordered a few carts at around $7 each from eink4u.com and paid $40 for 3 black and 2 color carts with shipping. No problems to report thus far.

    Fuck Epson.

    Oh, and there are MANY places other than eink4u selling cheap ink. Look around on Foogle, or better yet, go to BizRate.

  54. Not the Ink by Orlando · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think we're missing the point here, it's not the ink that's expensive it's the fact that the print mechanisms are now built into the cartridge, at least in the case of an ink jet printer. So each time you buy a cartridge you are also buying a print head. The ink itself must be a small amount of the price.

    HowStuffWorks explains more.

    The real scandal here is that the heads can last far longer than one batch of ink. Refilling should be properly endorsed and encoraged by the printer manufacturers, and practices like these should be stopped.

    Of course what should actually happen is that people get out of the habbit of printing unless it is absolutely necessary. Most printed pages in the companies I've worked in end up in the bin fairly quickly anyway. What ever happened to the paperless office?

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