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An anonymous reader sends in Monitor Man: "Monitor Man is the latest idea in Japan for advertising at sports matches. Seems to be quite popular with the kids, anyway... siliconshock writes "Here is a torrent link to a 10 year old educational video from the SPA (Software Publisher's Association), which tells kids not to 'copy that floppy'. The video contains oldskool screen shots from "Oregon Trail", "Tetris" and other games of the era. The best part is the rapper who is singing and dancing to a great anti-piracy song. Here is more info. The file is 16mb, and in case you were worried about this file being copyrighted.... 'The Software Publishers Association gives you permission to copy this video for the non-profit purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software.'" And [vmlinuz] writes "After recently hearing a few different versions of RMS's legendary Free Software Song, I decided to do my own version, considerably heavier. You can get it in MP3 and OGG format."

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  1. Dumbest Link ever? by spacefight · · Score: 4, Funny

    Linking an MP3/OGG File on /. beats everything up till now ;-)

    1. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe it's his open source business model?

      1: Write free songs.
      2: ?
      3: Get slashdotted beyond belief.
      4: Profit!

    2. Re:Dumbest Link ever? by rf0 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well leasts its not wma. Now that would be a new level of dumbness

      Rus

  2. Blue's News mentioned this on July 4th... by antdude · · Score: 4, Informative

    You can find the WMV download link here. The music video is quite long and amusing. :)

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  3. First thing ... by yamcha666 · · Score: 5, Funny

    First thing to come to mind when I watched that video ...

    OH DEAR GOD!!

    I believe I have been scarred for life musically.

  4. The best part of "Don't Copy That Floppy" by iamdrscience · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I saw the "Don't Copy That Floppy" a few weeks ago and I have to say that my favorite part about it is that it says none-too-subtly that if you copy software illegally it will lead to the downfall of all technology and advancement of man kind. I mean, that's just ridiculous. I can understand people who think software piracy is a crime as bad as murder or whatever (even though I'm pretty firmly of the opposite opinion) but come on...

  5. For those of us without bit torrent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recommend you go and GET bittorrent. On Windows, I recommend the Burst! client.

  6. Why download it... by daBass · · Score: 5, Funny
    When you can buy it!

    Don't forget to also get the 1997 video "It Could Have Been So Easy"!

  7. www.dictionary.com... by njan · · Score: 5, Funny

    naive or naïve ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-v, nä-) also naif or naïf (n-f, nä)
    adj.

    1. Lacking worldly experience and understanding, especially:
    1. Simple and guileless; artless: a child with a naive charm.
    2. Unsuspecting or credulous: "Students, often bright but naive, betand losesubstantial sums of money on sporting events" (Tim Layden).
    2. Showing or characterized by a lack of sophistication and critical judgment: "this extravagance of metaphors, with its naive bombast" (H.L. Mencken).

    ...

    4. naive: noun, descriptive; historical usage, 21st century. Anyone who posts a link to an mp3 file on slashdot.org

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  8. Yeah right... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Funny how at that time, no computer could really play any video (not enough horsepower OR space), and yet they would have us believe this rig could do that.

    Oh yea, and I could tell rather quickly it was made by AOL. Now i just wanna copy all my floppies to spite the bastard!

    This goes on for 10 minutes?!?!?!

    I stopped it at about 3... I got the point... I will never copy that floppy again.

    Thank god for CD burners.

    1. Re:Yeah right... by gfody · · Score: 5, Funny

      disk protector was ahead of its time with video compression and high speed playback. back in the mid 80's me and some friends would try and copy oregon trail just to see the video.

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  9. Amazing by barcodez · · Score: 5, Funny

    It amazes me that companies are allowed this unfettered access to our children in school to peddle such messages they desire. Is there a modern equivalent to this film. I would love to see it. "Don't rip to XVid" doesn't quite have the same ring to it....

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  10. Edutainment by Op7imus_Prim3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now if only SCO had made a video like this...

    1. Re:Edutainment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny


      Yo Yo, I'm Jack Daddy SCO
      I'm Beatin on Big Blue,
      They grabbed our billionz, Yo

      They said SCO was dead
      but what they should have read
      we're gonna cap Linux
      pump it full of lead

      And If you got doubt
      as to the SCO effect,
      look no furthur than A I X,
      if a brothers still bootin
      then theys a lootin

      SCO SCO
      I'm jack daddy SCO

  11. Re:Oh man. Don't COpy That Floppy... by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 4, Informative

    That version of Neverwinter Nights was an online game that was a feature of AOL. AOL actually had several, and some were pretty good, but they shut them all down a long while back.

    Tim

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  12. Quotes by mrpuffypants · · Score: 4, Funny

    I like the interview sessions wit the programmers:

    "Lots of great things come in the boxes: manuals, upgrades, warrantees."

    "You can just call us up and ask for help on your software and we can give you a hand."

    I'd like to see this now. Call Microsoft ans ask to speak to the guy who coded the AI for Clippy...

  13. Oi by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 4, Funny

    What's my torrent doing on the front page of Slashdot?

    I did get to see a late night Slashdot effect in action... Went from being connected to 20 seeds to about 110 leechers...

    Tim

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  14. license violation by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    >> 'The Software Publishers Association gives you permission to copy this video for the non-profit
    >> purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software

    What if we just download it to laugh at it?

    1. Re:license violation by fidros · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Satire is a protected Fair Use right... :-)

      Gilad.

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    2. Re:license violation by JohnFluxx · · Score: 4, Funny

      Um that doesn't mean you can get hold of a copy for that reason tho. You would have to download it for educational purposes, then once you have it, change your mind, and laugh at it.

  15. How ironic by archeopterix · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The anti-piracy clip that contains images from Tetris, whose inventor, Alexey Pajitnov never saw a penny from the Tetris sales. The software publishers took advantage of the fact that he, being a citizen of the Soviet Russia wasn't protected by the copyright law.

    1. Re:How ironic by Catnapster · · Score: 5, Funny
      being a citizen of the Soviet Russia
      IN SOVIET RUSSIA... oh, screw it.
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  16. And who can forget... by cliveholloway · · Score: 4, Funny
    this classic from the BSA :)

    Oh, sorry, we had the 'irony' conversation the other day. mumble mumble...

    .02

    cLive ;-)

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  17. Don't make a fool of the kids nowsday by jsse · · Score: 5, Funny

    (Not in US)While I was a kid my grade school teacher showed us a video on sex education. It uses very indirect approach to describe the act of sex - pollunation of flowers. We didn't know what the heck it was showing or ask much question about it.

    Years later I was shocked to hear that they still use the very same tape to teach sex education for my kids. Needless to say, the whole class was laughing their ass off, and everybody raising so many questions that embarrassing the teacher very much, like - the role of bee in real life sex, the way of using condem on a flower, and the actual sexual position if we want to do it in 'flower way', etc.

    Man, don't fool nowaday kids.

    1. Re:Don't make a fool of the kids nowsday by Jellybob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When did he even imply that?

      He sounds to me to be a great parent, since he's taking an interest in what his kids are doing at school, and also thinks that if they're gonna be taught something, they shouldn't be patronised.

      There's a difference to believing that sex education is a good thing, and believing that they should be allowed to do what they want.

  18. You're pirating that movie! by TheMidget · · Score: 5, Funny
    The SPA gives you permission to "copy this video for the non-profit purpose of promoting the ethical and legal use of software."

    They don't give you permission to "copy this video for the despicable purpose of mocking the most venerable SPA organization."

  19. The Ultimate Propeller-Heads by SkewlD00d · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't you feel sorry for the shmoe wearing this? He must feel about as good as a Mickey Mouse actor at Disneyland getting constantly kicked in the balls by hyper-active, sugar-crazed ten year-olds. It's like carrying a sign on your head that says to kids "my nuts are your punching bag and there's nothing I can do about it, because your parents can get me fired."

    Wouldn't it be a lot cheaper to just staticly mount some flat-panels and have them centrally controlled via UHF or something? Oh wait, that's a TV. All this extra technology to replace something that could be done a lot cheaper and easier by using a little planning.

    Also, is labor in Asia so cheap now that it costs less to hire someone to stand there than a 1" OD x 6 ft pole of aluminum? Might as well hire some people to fan you w/ palm-frawns too.

    That's my 3.14159... cents

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  20. Monitor Man in New York by Rayonic · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't a Japan-only thing. I saw a Monitor Man (actually, a woman) in New York city about 6 weeks ago on vacation. She was in Times Square near where the ticket center (name?) is.

    Upon seeing her, I joked with my wife, "She was probably tired of men staring at her breasts all the time."